A Nightmare on Elm Street 8:The Ressurection

[Leatherface3000]

A Nightmare on Elm Street 8:The Ressurection

Chapter#1:The Nightmares Continue

In the mansion of the tangerines the band was sleeping in their beds and then the doorbell rang and Sean went towards the door,then there stood Freddy Krueger and he said"Oh...this must be my next team of victims and you young man look like a...wait a minute I havne`t felt energy like this before...well since your still tired...rot!"then Freddy Krueger slashed at him,but he kicked Freddy in the jaw,then Sean slammed the door shut,then Feddy rammed the door openend and the rug started to choke Sean`s body,then Freddy went down Sean`s pants and missed when Sean woke up and the streak of pain slammed into his friend Steve`s balls then the balls fell out,and then Freddy appeared again and said"Prepare to die kid!"then he sliced off Steve`s head and then disapeered.The group sent Steve to the hospital and went back inside...the next day they were on a tour and then went to the ultimate concert ever..suddenly Freddy`s head appeared from the moon,and he killed over 20,000 people..then he slipped from the moon and landed on the stage and prepared...to STRIKE!

tbc....

[Leatherface3000]

Chapter#2:three down four more to go!

Freddy then flipped in the air and sliced Bob and Kyle`s heads off then flipped and rammed the other Kyle in the chest,he was now going to destroy this planet,so the warriors picked up their friends and the friends managed to heal themselves,then Freddy shot down and Kyle the girl flipped off Morgan`s shoulders by Freddy using his levitation attack and then sliced her pussy and slammed her stomach and ripped out her spleen.Then he raced the teens towards the mansion..then they ran inside and started to panic,all of a sudden Bob heard something from the floor and Freddy`s claw then stabbed his eyes out,slit his throught and he fell down...dead!Then Alycia raced towards the bathroom...but Freddy came from the toilet and shoved the teenage woman`s head down the toilet then she sufficated and three were down...
four more to go!

tbc.....

[Freddy Krueger.]

Great movie title! Horrible scenes! Sorry, thats just what I think. Nothing personal.

[Leatherface3000]

Chapter#3:The battle of mayhem!

Sean then prepared to defeat this evil and thehn grabbed a sword and some battle armor...then Freddy Krueger teleported them towards the stage of a battle arena and every single person in the worldwas teleported in this arena.Then the warriors battled Freddy,but he flipped and smashed them into the sides of the areana...then he saw the ultimate warrior and there stood Sean then he powered up and became a super saiyan 2 and there stood the most powerful being you`ve ever seen..then Sean said to Hilary Duff who was on the stage platform thing over near the arena and said"Hit it Hil"then she sung the song come clean and the warrior then erupted with energy and punched freddy then tackled him and ripped off both of the villain`s legs then ripped off the villain`s testicles and all the rest of him then floated into the airand launched a gigantic energy bomb that tore Freddy to shreads and the whole crowd cheered...then Sean and his friends that were beaten by Freddy and two who were killed and ressurected with one of the people in the audience`s healing powers who the two ressurcted ones were Alycia and Kyle then the gang went back to the mansion and everyone else in the audience was teleported back to their places on Earth.

that was the end of Freddy Krueger or not
For when the stadium was closed a little black puddle
shot through the air then formed into Freddy Krueger
and he yelled"AM STILL ALIVE!HHAAAAAHHH!!!!!"

the end?

[PsychoticPanda]

Originally posted by Leatherface3000
A Nightmare on Elm Street 8:The Ressurection

Chapter#1:The Nightmares Continue

In the mansion of the tangerines the band was sleeping in their beds and then the doorbell rang and Sean went towards the door,then there stood Freddy Krueger and he said"Oh...this must be my next team of victims and you young man look like a...wait a minute I havne`t felt energy like this before...well since your still tired...rot!"then Freddy Krueger slashed at him,but he kicked Freddy in the jaw,then Sean slammed the door shut,then Feddy rammed the door openend and the rug started to choke Sean`s body,then Freddy went down Sean`s pants and missed when Sean woke up and the streak of pain slammed into his friend Steve`s balls then the balls fell out,and then Freddy appeared again and said"Prepare to die kid!"then he sliced off Steve`s head and then disapeered.The group sent Steve to the hospital and went back inside...the next day they were on a tour and then went to the ultimate concert ever..suddenly Freddy`s head appeared from the moon,and he killed over 20,000 people..then he slipped from the moon and landed on the stage and prepared...to STRIKE!

tbc....





The name sounds WAY too much like Halloween: Resurrection,. A.K.A: Halloween *8*.

[Sam The Egg]

...must hold it in...must not release until absolutely needed....


*nonchalant repartee*

[Sam The Egg]

fuck it.


that was the end of Freddy Krueger or not
For when the stadium was closed a little black puddle
shot through the air then formed into Freddy Krueger
and he yelled"AM STILL ALIVE!HHAAAAAHHH!!!!!"


"AM STILL ALIVE!HHAAAAAHHH!!!!!"?!?!
NO FUCKING SHIT! OF COURSE HE'S FUCKING STILL ALIVE OR HE WOULDN'T BE THERE! That has to be one of the stupidest fan-fictions I have ever read! Did you know it was this bad when you were writing it? What the hell were you thinking? WERE you thinking? Did you think it was GOOD while you were writing it? Did you actually write any of that and say "Hey, that's pretty good!"? NO! Know how I know? BECAUSE NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD EVER THINK ANY OF THAT SHIT WAS ANY FUCKING GOOD YOU IDIOT! The Freddy dialogue was the worst of it all! "My next team of victems"?! WHAT THE FUCK!? This HAS to be a joke, right? I mean, it's supposed to be a 'so bad it's good' thing, right? Bah, even if it is, you failed. It's just a 'so bad it's the STUPIDEST THING EVER' kinda thing. You sicken me. I sicken me for even having read this shit. Someone delete this crap, please. You're as bad as MVP

[Leatherface3000]

riggghhhtttt...uh I`ll get back to you
on that

riggght...I gotta go um...communicate
with people about intresting
things

[Evisceration]

You gave Freddy the most retarded lines ever. I only got through half the first chapter to realized that this was stupid.

The guy slams the door, and Freddy rams it open? When did Freddy become part of the LAPD? He would've turned the fuckin bus into a fuckin.....a fuckin....um...oven or some shit! Roasted his ass and watch him melt slowly.

Prepare to die kid? He would've made some witty comment or called him a bitch. And I doubt Freddy would ever be able to slice off someones head.

Actually, I'm going to read more of this....because I want to tear this thing a part.

What the fuck!? Who are these people? Where did they come from!? And why has Freddy gone through ninja training? And how did he even become ressurected? The story's subtitle is "The Ressurection". This story would make more sense if it was called "The Erection". And was about how Freddy couldn't get rid of a monster boner that he had because he took too much Viagra.

You sure do have a fetish of wrecking people genitals, some guy get's his up his ass or something, some girls pussy get's sliced and Freddy's are ripped off?? What's wrong? Did the Rabbi make a mistake on your bris or something and you're forever living with a mutilated schlong? This story makes absolutely no fucking sense.

I hope your happy, you've put shame to the name of Freddy Krueger.

[Sam The Egg]

*marks for the Bend Over pic*

[Leatherface3000]

You sir are the most fucked up
idiot on the planet...for your information
if robert englund saw this I`d bet he`d
like it he wouldn`t act like you
who`s proud of making fun of
people

one question: Do you like to make fun of people?

anyway robert englund would be
glad I made a fanfic about him
he`d be honered if I`d make
a 3rd one

[Sam The Egg]

yeah, I'm very sure he'd LOVE this POS

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Leatherface3000
for your information
if robert englund saw this I`d bet he`d
like it he wouldn`t act like you
who`s proud of making fun of
people

anyway robert englund would be
glad I made a fanfic about him
he`d be honered if I`d make
a 3rd one

Yeah, I'd bet he'd feel honored, but then he'd laugh at you for making such a complete pull it out of your ass story that has no depth and concept to it. and please, for the sake of your embaressment, don't make another one.

one question: Do you like to make fun of people?

Look at my sig you twat.

[Evisceration]

Oh yeah, I've been in the middle of making one myself, so it would be pointless for you to make one since mine will own all over yours.:rolleyes:

[Leatherface3000]

that`s nothing to be proud about

[Sam The Egg]

which part, the part where he's writing one or the part where it would own all over yours?

[Freddy Krueger.]

Originally posted by Leatherface3000
You sir are the most fucked up
idiot on the planet...for your information
if robert englund saw this I`d bet he`d
like it he wouldn`t act like you
who`s proud of making fun of
people

one question: Do you like to make fun of people?

anyway robert englund would be
glad I made a fanfic about him
he`d be honered if I`d make
a 3rd one How dare you... how dare you put shame to Robert Englund? He, nore anuone else, would that piece of shit you call a story and turn it even to a old folks book or somthing. For crying out load dude you even put a damn stupid bitch saiyan into it. You have to be a real fuckin' bitch to think that a fuckin' saiyan even exist. Oh and Evisceration, cool avatar, heres the whole pic...

[Evisceration]

Originally posted by Freddy Krueger.
How dare you... how dare you put shame to Robert Englund? He, nore anuone else, would that piece of shit you call a story and turn it even to a old folks book or somthing. For crying out load dude you even put a damn stupid bitch saiyan into it. You have to be a real fuckin' bitch to think that a fuckin' saiyan even exist. Oh and Evisceration, cool avatar, heres the whole pic...

I know what the whole picture looks like, how the fuck do you think I got the image?

....fuck...the stupid people on these forums..I swear...one of these days....

bang...zoom...straight to the moon.

@LF3000, why not? I'm very happy about it. You twat.:D

See how happy it makes me?

[Tiny Terror]

dunt worry letherface! i luved your storie! eviscratien is just a dumbass!

id like to see another.:cool:

[Evisceration]

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