Dendrofilia?

[Vodstok]

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/09/earth-first-crying-over-dead-trees.html


HAHA!
Screw their pain, I hate hippies....

[newb]

I have that same reaction when I spill my beer.

[Psycom5k]

Fucking hippies.... god seriously... they were really crying about it. And holy shit the one at the end was the most rediculous one.

[Vodstok]

I know this is incredibly shallow, but its not like these people had a choice between Victoria's secret models and hippie nutcases and just decided they liked trees more.


Someone on the radio pointed out something horrifying:
These people VOTE.

[Psycom5k]

I know this is incredibly shallow, but its not like these people had a choice between Victoria's secret models and hippie nutcases and just decided they liked trees more.


Someone on the radio pointed out something horrifying:
These people VOTE.

Ladies and gentlemen, The next President of The United States Of America.....

http://www.ci.fargo.nd.us/attachments/84a4698b-a024-46a2-8e01-8bf4d5acb5ff/Green-Mountain-Sugar-Maple.jpg

[Vodstok]

"he's very grounded, rooted with a firm grip on the country. No doubt he will let others pick on the low hanging fruit, while he deals with more lofty matters."


Dont worry, I punched myself for the puns.

[Psycom5k]

"he's very grounded, rooted with a firm grip on the country. No doubt he will let others pick on the low hanging fruit, while he deals with more lofty matters."


Dont worry, I punched myself for the puns.

That made me giggle. BUt yea seriously sooo many puns there you deserved to get punched.

[urgeok2]

come on, that video is a joke - a parody right ?

[Vodstok]

That made me giggle. BUt yea seriously sooo many puns there you deserved to get punched.
ANY pun deserves a punch. thats why its part of the word.

Some beautiful ironies i would love to see at the end of that clip:

A bear wanders into the group and kill several who try to hug him.

Another tree falls on them, killing several.

Treebeard calls them "little orcs" and proceeds to stomp them like ants

Some guys in uniforms with armed escorts and begin taping off the area with plastic that reads: Private Property - Old Growth Logging Company"


Dont get me wrong, I'm all for saving trees, especially old growth ones, but this kind of behavior makes me want to stomp baby leatherback tutrles while eating a whale sandwich...

[Papillon Noir]

Wow.

They're almost like a cult: Come cry with us. You'll feel better. Can't you hear the trees speaking to you? Hello, Mr. Rock.

I think some people just need a cause to feel better about themselves.

[Vodstok]

come on, that video is a joke - a parody right ?
Nope. Welcome to America.

As Jack Nicholson said:
"Sell crazy somewhere else, we're all full here."

[Vodstok]

I just watched it again. They should get the trees cards. A card for each tree that says "I love you, tree", and then nail them to the trees. Then, they should print flyers, encouraging others to give the trees cards. And books. About Trees.

:D

[urgeok2]

i couldnt watch more than a couple of seconds of it....

its like watching a train wreck. or a manson family gathering.

[Vodstok]

i couldnt watch more than a couple of seconds of it....

its like watching a train wreck. or a manson family gathering.
It made me realize what an asshole I am. I could not look away, and could not think of enough horrific things to say or do. I honestly would antagonize these people to violent rage if I had access to them, simply because I would think it was funny, and I have no impulse control with these things. I think it comes from being a little brother.

[The Mothman]

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/09/earth-first-crying-over-dead-trees.html


HAHA!
Screw their pain, I hate hippies....

die. i want them all to die. stupid fucking hippies.

[urgeok2]

die. i want them all to die. stupid fucking hippies.

Like, all of them, man ??!!!



http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k229/deniecey2/shaggy.gif

[The Mothman]

Haha. I was directing that at the people in the video, mostly, I guess shaggy can live.

[ManchestrMorgue]

Ladies and gentlemen, The next President of The United States Of America.....

http://www.ci.fargo.nd.us/attachments/84a4698b-a024-46a2-8e01-8bf4d5acb5ff/Green-Mountain-Sugar-Maple.jpg

It may just be an improvement...

When he is done with America, we could also do with his services in Australia.

[Vodstok]

Haha. I was directing that at the people in the video, mostly, I guess shaggy can live.
Zoiks! Holy shit, Scoob! This man here wnats hippies dead!



Shaggy was a beatnik, not really a hippie (more of a proto-hippie). Hannah Barbera was stuck firmly in 50s sterotypes, so he was a different breed of annoying useless moron. Now he can live and you can have a clean consience fo rnot letting unecesarry hippie-livage :)

[Vodstok]

It may just be an improvement...

When he is done with America, we could also do with his services in Australia.
Bush.
Tree.

Is Tree also republican? Because if he is, then he might sign a bill that would allow his people to be murdered by the thousands to get to Alaskan oil.


I bet those Earth First douchebags would video themselves puking in rage. I would watch that :)

[urgeok2]

i got a kick out of the 1st live action scooby doo movie where they heavily hinted at shaggy and scooby as being a couple of dope smoking potheads.

and they were always hungry as a result of 'the munchies'

i was at Toronto's answer to Disneyland a few weeks ago and there were some scoobydoo shirts there ...


2 kinds - one for the kids that were just scooby doo and wonderland, and ones for older kids which were again - all drug references..

[Vodstok]

i got a kick out of the 1st live action scooby doo movie where they heavily hinted at shaggy and scooby as being a couple of dope smoking potheads.

and they were always hungry as a result of 'the munchies'

i was at Toronto's answer to Disneyland a few weeks ago and there were some scoobydoo shirts there ...


2 kinds - one for the kids that were just scooby doo and wonderland, and ones for older kids which were again - all drug references..
I think the drug references are something that have come along from people watching the shows. I dont give H-B the credit to have any kind of subtext in their shows.

Although shows like Jabberjaw may be the result of heavy drug use.

[ManchestrMorgue]

i got a kick out of the 1st live action scooby doo movie where they heavily hinted at shaggy and scooby as being a couple of dope smoking potheads.

and they were always hungry as a result of 'the munchies'



Scooby Doo was always giggling stupidly and craving Scooby Snacks.

And Shaggy did seem wasted most of the time. Either that or brain damaged.

So it makes sense...

[The Mothman]

Although shows like Jabberjaw may be the result of heavy drug use.

I had actually never heard of this show until you mentioned it and I watched a quick youtube video. definetly a strange show.

[Vodstok]

I had actually never heard of this show until you mentioned it and I watched a quick youtube video. definetly a strange show.
It is the pinnacle of just how fucking lazy Hannah Barbera was to me. The naimation was garbage, the basic outline of the show was "scooby doo, with a band and a shark", so they set it underwater.

Wait, we can make a "dog like" voice, but what the hell does a shark sound like? No idea? Fine, he'll talk like Culry from the the 3 stooges.


All o ftheir characters were either actors/characters from the 30s 40s and 50s, or the same generic template "teens".

Jesus, this bugs as much as hippies and dead trees....

[ManchestrMorgue]

Enemies so far:

1. Hippies
2. Sharks with stupid voices.

Who's next? :D

[Vodstok]

Enemies so far:

1. Hippies
2. Sharks with stupid voices.

Who's next? :D
Australians.



Just kidding :D

I hope i can find more videos like that one... I used to work with people similar to that. They weren't that hardcore, they just liked to argue, smoke pot and not shower, but beyond bumper stickers on their gas-guzzling $400 beaters, they didnt really want to do anything.

[ManchestrMorgue]

Australians.



Just kidding :D



Oh that's harsh :D

[ChronoGrl]

http://arbroath.blogspot.com/2008/09/earth-first-crying-over-dead-trees.html


HAHA!
Screw their pain, I hate hippies....

LOL

You listen to Opie and Anthony, don't you? ;)

[The Mothman]

I do, greatest radio show ever.

[Vodstok]

LOL

You listen to Opie and Anthony, don't you? ;)
Good Call. As soon as I heard it this morning, I had to find it. :)


About as funny as old ladies in Boston saying "can't" :D

[ferretchucker]

This should get those tree hump- I mean, huggers crying.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/TreeclearingatCefnCroes039.jpg

But it's a shame, a terrible shame. Those trees deserve to know that we love them. WE LOVE THEM!

[illdojo]

Well, this has turned into an entertaining thread.

Scooby Doo = Good times

Stinky Hippies = Hypocrites

[Vodstok]

Well, this has turned into an entertaining thread.

Scooby Doo = Good times

Stinky Hippies = Hypocrites
Slight correction:

Stinky Hippies = Retarded Hypocrites

[Dante'sInferno]

Wow.Talk about hitting the crack pipe.



I'm suprised the tree just didn't commit suicide and fall over and crush all of their dumbasses.



SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN HIPPIES!"crunch"

[Vodstok]

No, man. the trees were all like "thank you for your tears my brothers and sisters! the earth mother weeps with you for the loss of her green children."







But I'm pretty sure the porcupines snickered and called "Stupid whiny eco-faggots". Porcupines are kinda cynical.

[ChronoGrl]

Good Call. As soon as I heard it this morning, I had to find it. :)


About as funny as old ladies in Boston saying "can't" :D

Made me crack up, too.

These hippies SERIOUSLY drive me crazy. ARGH.

[Vodstok]

Another shallow moment... the screaming girl at the end is just about the ugliest thing i have ever seen. She probably hugs trees because her parents spurned her in the cradle for being uglier than the freak baby who grew up to be the penguin it Batman Returns....

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I didn't watch it with sound, but it looked like forced tears.

Come on, you know situations where tears are going to help your case so you just think about your dead relatives or something. The girl at the end was probably crying because she was ugly... you'd think after someone fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, they wouldn't love trees so much,

They are still hippies though, so I do wish death on them. hopefully by fire, or having a tree fall on them for the ironing.

[AmericanManiac]

Whatever kind of trees (no pun intended) them hippies are smoking............. I want some.

[urgeok2]

They are still hippies though, so I do wish death on them. hopefully by fire, or having a tree fall on them for the ironing.


for the what ????


:D


http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg156/thepinup/Vaughan%20Bass/vaughan1.jpg

[Vodstok]

for the what ????


:D



Its a Simpsons reference. Bart once said "The ironing is delicious", ironically referring to someone's stupidity.

[urgeok2]

ahh - i definately dont know simpsons references..

[Freak]

I wanna help save the planet also but I be damned if I'd do some crap like that.I hope they dont have kids anytime soon.


On the other hand maybe there just really high.

[Elvis_Christ]

"Stupid whiny eco-faggots".

:rolleyes:

Homophobic and ignorant well done.

[Vodstok]

:rolleyes:

Homophobic and ignorant well done.
I get the homophobic part, but why ignorant?

Oh and the use of the word "faggot" is not used because i think they are homosexuals, its just a horribly insulting word.

Plus, it was the porcupines. Like I said, they are a cynical bunch.

[ManchestrMorgue]

From the Oxford Dictionary:

faggot:
...
2. A bundle of sticks bound together as fuel
...

I guess those guys would get pretty upset at all those trees being bundled together and used as fuel.

[Vodstok]

From the Oxford Dictionary:

faggot:
...
2. A bundle of sticks bound together as fuel
...

I guess those guys would get pretty upset at all those trees being bundled together and used as fuel.
Phew... I was beginning to think I was going to have to apologize to Jesse Jackson.

[Abominus]

I'm sort of shocked at the generalization and mean spirited comments made about "hippies" after watching a 3 minute clip of a very specific group of people without any context.

Well done people!

"Oh and the use of the word "faggot" is not used because i think they are homosexuals, its just a horribly insulting word."

It seems to me that it's only a "horribly insulting word" from someone homophobic :rolleyes:

It's funny that a group of like minded people that may not be generally accepted would condemn another group. Meh, flame away I just like being oppositional.

[The Mothman]

Phew... I was beginning to think I was going to have to apologize to Jesse Jackson.

kiss it!
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/9416/00001aw6.jpg

[Vodstok]

I'm sort of shocked at the generalization and mean spirited comments made about "hippies" after watching a 3 minute clip of a very specific group of people without any context.

Well done people!

"Oh and the use of the word "faggot" is not used because i think they are homosexuals, its just a horribly insulting word."

It seems to me that it's only a "horribly insulting word" from someone homophobic :rolleyes:

It's funny that a group of like minded people that may not be generally accepted would condemn another group. Meh, flame away I just like being oppositional.
:p


So I can't arbitrarily hate any group of people? PC Nazi... :)


OK, I like to debate, so here goes:

I used the word, we'll call it the "f" word. I guess I'm noe HDC's resident Michael Richards, it wasnt very funny, so there you go. However, i was presenting it as if some porcupines said it. So, the porcupines may or may not be homophobic, or just jerks.


For the record, i am not homophobic, but i am a HUGE jerk, so I will grant you that ;)

I am not going to use that "I had freinds who were gay" excuse, I'm just not; you'll draw whatever conclusions you want. This does raise a question, though. Do you consider anyone who creates any kind of material with characters (me with my porcupines, Parker and Stone with Eric Cartmen, the writer and director of American History X) who happen to be biggots must be biggots themselves?

How very Freudian. I'm sure for some peopel it is cathartic, speaking through characters who say things they never "could". There are cases (perhaps his screen name starts with a "V") who have characters who say things they never would.

It's funny that a group of like minded people that may not be generally accepted would condemn another group. Meh, flame away I just like being oppositional.

Xenophobia and hating people who are different is our right as human baings, you hippie douche :D

Plus, hippies arent people.

[Abominus]

You can arbitrarily hate whomever you like, you may however want to find out who it is you hate instead of standing back saying "look at that guy over there, he must be a goth, I hate goths".

I couldn't care less whether you were homophobic or a flaming drag queen I was just pointing out that the word faggot has become a general term to belittle and criticize.

Aksing if I believe that people that create movies, literature etc. about biggoted issues must be bigots themselves is laughable only because it has absolutely no bearing on you (as a porcupine) calling someone an eco-faggot. It is simply a tangent.

You are trying to create and take too much meaning from these internet discussions. I simply presented another side to the discussion rather than adding yet another post of "die, stupid hippies"

Xenophobia is your right, enjoy it, it makes you seem exceptionally bright.

:D

I need to find something to do, work is boring and it's making me irritable.

[Vodstok]

You can arbitrarily hate whomever you like, you may however want to find out who it is you hate instead of standing back saying "look at that guy over there, he must be a goth, I hate goths".

I couldn't care less whether you were homophobic or a flaming drag queen I was just pointing out that the word faggot has become a general term to belittle and criticize.

Aksing if I believe that people that create movies, literature etc. about biggoted issues must be bigots themselves is laughable only because it has absolutely no bearing on you (as a porcupine) calling someone an eco-faggot. It is simply a tangent.

You are trying to create and take too much meaning from these internet discussions. I simply presented another side to the discussion rather than adding yet another post of "die, stupid hippies"

Xenophobia is your right, enjoy it, it makes you seem exceptionally bright.

:D

I need to find something to do, work is boring and it's making me irritable.
I'm taking this too seriously?


Of course, you cant see me, so you can't see how big I am grinning. I love this stuff,its like being on a debate team in high school. (which I never was...)

I can assure you though, i am no porcupine. And it did have bearing. Because I am not a porcupine.


According to my wife, I'm a pig :). And i was trying to say that I do feel the "f" word is a general insult, that started off somehow being an insult to homosexual males, but has eveolved into something that just sounds mean to whoever you aim it at. And it makes homophobes get all defensive.

We can keep this up (although I have no animosity toward you) because it is fun. And healthy, I think. Its been a while since there was a debate likethis around here. Som epeople try it with politics, which usually die after a page or two, or the real kicker was the abortion arguments that reared up around the 04 election. Those were some humdingers, and resulted in some members leaving and never coming back.

[Abominus]

Forum debates are always a little odd to me. It's like debating with the drive thru speaker box. Also, I'm not even sure what's being debated anymore. Seeing some psycho's crying over a tree (what appears to have been a natural death, they're not in some clear cut area) turning into wishing hippies death by fire. Misguided hate is the issue at hand.

Then it became the use of the word faggot as a catch all derogatory comment which is right up there with people calling anything they don't like gay. If you had said eco-nigger I would assume there would be more people bothered by it. I took the opposition for my own amusement, now we need to find a new topic to argue lol (don't take this as submission, I can play devil's advocate all day if you like.)

You said you were saying it as if a porcupine was saying it, which is why I said "as a porcupine" I don't believe you're a small, spiny animal with a fondness for masturbation.

The abortion topic is still fresh since Morgantaler recieved the order of Canada :)

For the record I'm almost as far away from hippiness (or the hippy stereotype) as you can get. I argue for the sake of arguing.:D

[Vodstok]

Forum debates are always a little odd to me. It's like debating with the drive thru speaker box. Also, I'm not even sure what's being debated anymore. Seeing some psycho's crying over a tree (what appears to have been a natural death, they're not in some clear cut area) turning into wishing hippies death by fire. Misguided hate is the issue at hand.

Then it became the use of the word faggot as a catch all derogatory comment which is right up there with people calling anything they don't like gay. If you had said eco-nigger I would assume there would be more people bothered by it. I took the opposition for my own amusement, now we need to find a new topic to argue lol (don't take this as submission, I can play devil's advocate all day if you like.)

You said you were saying it as if a porcupine was saying it, which is why I said "as a porcupine" I don't believe you're a small, spiny animal with a fondness for masturbation.

The abortion topic is still fresh since Morgantaler recieved the order of Canada :)

For the record I'm almost as far away from hippiness (or the hippy stereotype) as you can get. I argue for the sake of arguing.:D
Then you, My friend, are going to be fun. :)

Damn hippie.

Wait... Are porcupines into self-pleasure? I think I missed that national geographic...

Also, your observation of the eco-"n word" issue was dead on. there is a difference between wanting to stir some controversey and putting your head on a chopping block. I dont think it should be as big a deal as it is, but I'm white and Male, so I dont think any of that kind of thing is all that big a deal.

[urgeok2]

let me know when we start in on goths ..

now THEM - i find funny as hell.


(and for the record - i dont wish death upon them .. they do that themselves already)

[Vodstok]

let me know when we start in on goths ..

now THEM - i find funny as hell.


(and for the record - i dont wish death upon them .. they do that themselves already)
We could just turn this into the "Dork Bashing" thread.


Just dont let it get out of hand, the mexicans did that and a lot of Emos got the crap kicked out of them. And some of them probably didnt deserve it :D

[Angra]

Hippies or no hippies. I wanna bitch slap each and everyone of them.

[Abominus]

Porcupines will actually use a stick to play with themselves. I looked for a link but none seemed very 'ahem' legit.:D

It all stems from a game of Trivial Pursuit when I was 12 and getting the question "Do porcupines masturbate" the answer was yes and life was never the same.

[Vodstok]

Porcupines will actually use a stick to play with themselves. I looked for a link but none seemed very 'ahem' legit.:D

It all stems from a game of Trivial Pursuit when I was 12 and getting the question "Do porcupines masturbate" the answer was yes and life was never the same.
Wow... What version of trivial pursuit was that? The "Stuff you could have lived without knowing" edition?:)

[Abominus]

I thought that was the only version.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

faggot faggot faggot

[Vodstok]

faggot faggot faggot
Porcupine!

[urgeok2]

faggot faggot faggot

wench, wench, wench !

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

wench, wench, wench !

I have to say, I like the style

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/shop-wench-outfit.jpg

[bloody_ribcut]

I have to say, I like the style

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/shop-wench-outfit.jpg

thats a clean one.

[urgeok2]

I have to say, I like the style



me too !!


http://i536.photobucket.com/albums/ff327/madmazster/spanking.jpg

[neverending]

I'm surprised you didn't come up with this version:

http://www.costumesinc.com/SKUimages/large/ES24582.jpg

[urgeok2]

I'm surprised you didn't come up with this version:



MD is a brunette (at least i think she is)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

MD is a brunette (at least i think she is)

I'm blonde now sucker

[The Mothman]

let me know when we start in on goths ..

now THEM - i find funny as hell.


(and for the record - i dont wish death upon them .. they do that themselves already)

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/kenny-southpark/SouthParkGothKids.jpg

[urgeok2]

I'm blonde now sucker


prove it !! :)

[illdojo]

They are still hippies though, so I do wish death on them. hopefully by fire, or having a tree fall on them for the ironing.

LMFAO.....I heart you. :cool:

[newb]

Vod...I just watched this movie...its right up your alley.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760187/

[Vodstok]

Vod...I just watched this movie...its right up your alley.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760187/
Sounds entertaining :)

[The Mothman]

how about evil cult hippies with rabies?
http://www.lacoctelera.com/int/imagen/I%20drink%20your%20blood.jpg

[newb]

how about evil cult hippies with rabies?
http://www.lacoctelera.com/int/imagen/I%20drink%20your%20blood.jpg

great drive-in fav from years gone back.

gots to do a grindhouse type double feature this weekend....yes....I must.

[Porcupiney]

No, man. the trees were all like "thank you for your tears my brothers and sisters! the earth mother weeps with you for the loss of her green children."







But I'm pretty sure the porcupines snickered and called "Stupid whiny eco-faggots". Porcupines are kinda cynical.

We are and we did. Stupid hippies.