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urgeok2
09-01-2008, 05:36 PM
Just finished my first Tae Kwon Do class ever.
holy shit i'm out of shape ..
and i find myself - for the first time in about 30 years - completely lost in a sport. no idea what i'm doing - uncoordinated as hell.
pray for me, you sinners.
Dante'sInferno
09-01-2008, 05:44 PM
I took Tae Kwon Doe as a pre-teen.It was great.I hope you do better next time urgeok.It gets easier the more you do it.Your body will get use to it.I wish you luck.
illdojo
09-01-2008, 05:46 PM
Just finished my first Tae Kwon Do class ever.
holy shit i'm out of shape ..
and i find myself - for the first time in about 30 years - completely lost in a sport. no idea what i'm doing - uncoordinated as hell.
pray for me, you sinners.
Pussy. :D ......................
urgeok2
09-01-2008, 05:48 PM
I.It gets easier the more you do it.Your body will get use to it..
christ i hope so :)
i'll be doing it 4 nights a week ... that should help
Dante'sInferno
09-01-2008, 05:52 PM
christ i hope so :)
i'll be doing it 4 nights a week ... that should helpYeah,that should help.Youll gain more energy and stanima.Youll also become a deadly machine!:D
urgeok2
09-01-2008, 05:58 PM
i believe that will make me a deadly love machine
Dante'sInferno
09-01-2008, 06:00 PM
LOL.
Since your body is hurting,go soak your body in cold water.It will make you feel better.Trust me.Did so for me.
Freak
09-01-2008, 07:31 PM
I saw tie kon doe at da Olympics. It anit nuttin. Im doim sharling monk kung foo.
All dey do in tie kon doe is kic n screem. I waz leik wdf???? I cood beet der asses.
But tie kon doe fizzicle trainin is ard. I dun 1 leson wid my cuzin. It waz ard
I didn't understand a word of that.
pinkfloyd45769
09-01-2008, 07:38 PM
Oh, quit whinning;)
Ferox13
09-02-2008, 12:08 AM
Went back to training BJJ/MMA a few weeks back after a 3 year break. I couldn't walk for days and i've not been back since....I dunno if i can stick the pace these days. Sad really as I love martial arts..
I did TKD for about 13 years too - used to love it at the time but its not really my thing now.
Yeah you'll get used it pretty soon - 6 weeks and you'll be fit..
I wish I could fine the graphics I did for my online TKD dojang. I'll look when i get home - they're kinda funny.
The guy at Bullsido found it and made a thread.. (http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=12923)
Amazing even how ppl half thru the thread still took it serious..
Elvis_Christ
09-02-2008, 01:10 AM
I thought this thread was going to involve a terminal disease.
neverending
09-02-2008, 01:23 AM
It does- old age.
urgeok2
09-02-2008, 02:58 AM
It does- old age.
too true, too true
urgeok2
09-02-2008, 02:59 AM
I thought this thread was going to involve a terminal disease.
from me ? i hate drama.
but old people do like to complain :D
_____V_____
09-02-2008, 03:49 AM
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q100/CKiNJatt/grumpy2.jpg
bloody_ribcut
09-02-2008, 05:15 AM
are you training to be a cage fighter,:D
Ferox13
09-02-2008, 06:13 AM
are you training to be a cage fighter,
Obviously not as REX KWON DO is the prefereed cager fighter style..
urgeok2
09-02-2008, 06:15 AM
yeah - this is more of a choreographed dance .. very definate moves and rules for those moves.
i got interested in it because my kid does it - and his teacher is excellent.
they do a lot of stretching - good rehab for my knee ... but today my knee is sore as hell - because of the riding stance - and weight bearing side kicks (which i cant do properly for shit ... yet)
VampiricClown
09-02-2008, 06:19 AM
Yeah,that should help.Youll gain more energy and stanima.Youll also become a deadly machine!:D
What's a stanima? I hope I don't get one! :D
yeah - this is more of a choreographed dance .. very definate moves and rules for those moves.
Oh for the love of God......please tell me you aren't wearing tights!:eek:
sniped90
09-02-2008, 10:04 AM
I didn't understand a word of that.
don't worry..no one does lmao..i really don't know why he..no wait..IT talks like that..maybe some brain issue or something..people are confusing lol.
Dante'sInferno
09-02-2008, 10:06 AM
What's a stanima? I hope I don't get one! :DI meant stamina and boo-yah!
Ferox13
09-02-2008, 12:11 PM
yeah - this is more of a choreographed dance .. very definate moves and rules for those moves.
As much as i faulted TKD i'd never calle it a choreographed dance? I know u are just starting but to the higher grades not put on gloves and spar?
Anyway here's the 'key board warrior' photo from my website...One thing i noticed i lost my stamina so much but my flexabilty stayed alot longer. That said there is no way i could hold my leg out straight and leav it there like that pic..
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a360/ferox-13/IWTF/IWTFPortrait2.jpg
urgeok2
09-02-2008, 01:41 PM
I know u are just starting but to the higher grades not put on gloves and spar?
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oh yeah there is - but it isnt exactly street fighting - there are strict rules about how you hit, kick, block, etc ...
when 2 guys are doing it right - there's definately a choreographed feel to it ..
but yeah - dance probably isnt the most appropriate word
urgeok2
09-02-2008, 01:42 PM
Oh for the love of God......please tell me you aren't wearing tights!:eek:
dont be coy, you know you wanna see that..
urgeok2
09-03-2008, 05:22 AM
wow - i'm really fucked - this is waaaay harder on my knee than volleyball...
i had no idea
Papillon Noir
09-03-2008, 06:29 AM
wow - i'm really fucked - this is waaaay harder on my knee than volleyball...
i had no idea
If you increase your flexibility in your hips and strengthen your thighs, it will really help your knee.
wow - i'm really fucked - this is waaaay harder on my knee than volleyball...
i had no idea
wimp.......:D
urgeok2
09-03-2008, 06:36 AM
If you increase your flexibility in your hips and strengthen your thighs, it will really help your knee.
i sure hope so - cause it's pretty damn painful right now
If you increase your flexibility in your hips and strengthen your thighs, it will really help your knee.
It will do wonders for your sex life as well
Papillon Noir
09-03-2008, 07:12 AM
It will do wonders for your sex life as well
see, it's a win-win situation. :p
urgeok2
09-03-2008, 07:51 AM
It will do wonders for your sex life as well
well, on account of the knee, certain positions will have to be crossed off the chart.
urgeok2
09-04-2008, 09:57 PM
lovely news update :
on Wednesday I got my last injection in the knee..
It was a bit swollen from the 2 TKD classes ... so the Dr said - don't do anything - give the knee a rest for a while.
well, a few hours after the injection the kne starts to feel weird.
by Wed night it had blown up like a freaking balloon and i cant sleep because of the pain .. i also cant bend my knee - at all.
somethings gone wrong - not sure what - i was prescribed anti-inflammitories - but i dont think they're doing anything.
had to take off work yesterday - wont be going in today either .. cant sit for more than a couple of seconds at a time - cant stand.
(the only reason i'm here now is i couldnt sleep - but i cant sit in front of the PC any longer now either ..
what a cluster-fuck.
only up side is i'm getting caught up on a few movies
neverending
09-04-2008, 10:14 PM
ICE ICE BABY!
Seriously- until you can find out what's wrong the ice will help swelling go down and alleviate a bit of the pain.
Cheap_Remake
09-04-2008, 11:12 PM
A bad knee and you do something that has an endless number of leg strikes. That will loosen the knee up real good.
Ferox13
09-04-2008, 11:43 PM
A bad knee and you do something that has an endless number of leg strikes. That will loosen the knee up real good.
I found whats hard on the knee joints was practising kicking without a target, in particular the front kick. never snap the kick onless its into a bag (or person..lol) as it was produce a lot of wear and tear on the joint..
Also the pivioting action on the standing leg when doing a side kick can damage the knee if there is too much friction with the floor...
Heel Hooks can be muder on the knees so be thankful you're just doing TKD :-)
Posher778
09-05-2008, 04:24 AM
I thought this thread was going to involve a terminal disease.
I'm so sick of hearing about those
(No pun intended)
Papillon Noir
09-05-2008, 05:29 AM
lovely news update :
on Wednesday I got my last injection in the knee..
It was a bit swollen from the 2 TKD classes ... so the Dr said - don't do anything - give the knee a rest for a while.
well, a few hours after the injection the kne starts to feel weird.
by Wed night it had blown up like a freaking balloon and i cant sleep because of the pain .. i also cant bend my knee - at all.
somethings gone wrong - not sure what - i was prescribed anti-inflammitories - but i dont think they're doing anything.
had to take off work yesterday - wont be going in today either .. cant sit for more than a couple of seconds at a time - cant stand.
(the only reason i'm here now is i couldnt sleep - but i cant sit in front of the PC any longer now either ..
what a cluster-fuck.
only up side is i'm getting caught up on a few movies
That seems strange to get a reaction like that. Though, if it's not improving at all by staying off of it, and this has never happened before, maybe you should go to the emergency room. Not to freak you out or anything, but you can never be too careful about these things. :o
urgeok2
09-05-2008, 06:26 AM
well, i just did see the Dr..
she thinks my quads (the muscles above the knee) have ruptured ..
this just gets better and better.
_____V_____
09-05-2008, 06:28 AM
Ughh...that is bad. :(
I am guessing surgery?
urgeok2
09-05-2008, 06:37 AM
holy shit i hope not.
we're going to keep going with the anti-inflams and ice - see where that goes first
Posher778
09-05-2008, 08:25 AM
Uh.... I have contact dermatitis, if that makes you feel any better.
ChronoGrl
09-05-2008, 04:53 PM
lovely news update :
on Wednesday I got my last injection in the knee..
It was a bit swollen from the 2 TKD classes ... so the Dr said - don't do anything - give the knee a rest for a while.
well, a few hours after the injection the kne starts to feel weird.
by Wed night it had blown up like a freaking balloon and i cant sleep because of the pain .. i also cant bend my knee - at all.
somethings gone wrong - not sure what - i was prescribed anti-inflammitories - but i dont think they're doing anything.
had to take off work yesterday - wont be going in today either .. cant sit for more than a couple of seconds at a time - cant stand.
(the only reason i'm here now is i couldnt sleep - but i cant sit in front of the PC any longer now either ..
what a cluster-fuck.
only up side is i'm getting caught up on a few movies
*puts on nurse's uniform*
Guess you'll be needing some help...
http://www.headbanger.us/gallerie_b/bilder/blink_182_enema_of_the_state_front.jpg
*puts on nurse's uniform*
Guess you'll be needing some help...
http://www.headbanger.us/gallerie_b/bilder/blink_182_enema_of_the_state_front.jpg
I'm already on the job.
http://www.toolivenurse.com/photos1/fanny_urinal.jpg
can't get enough gore
09-05-2008, 09:01 PM
well, i just did see the Dr..
she thinks my quads (the muscles above the knee) have ruptured ..
this just gets better and better.
I know a guy that can perform amputations for $3.50 old school, alchohol and something to bite on.
ferretchucker
09-06-2008, 03:41 AM
I know a guy that can perform amputations for $3.50 old school, alchohol and something to bite on.
Trouble is that guy is nicknamed "Dr. Murder" by the police and is wanted in 49 states.;)
Roderick Usher
09-06-2008, 11:15 AM
you're braver than I am
I keep thinking about starting boxing training, but I keep pussing out
urgeok2
09-06-2008, 12:14 PM
i'm just hoping this isnt a 'career limiting injury'
it feels like 2 charlie horses right above my knee... trying some muscle relaxants now.
i really want to get back into Tae Kwon Do - i was enjoying it and it was a great workout.
can't get enough gore
09-06-2008, 08:14 PM
i'm just hoping this isnt a 'career limiting injury'
it feels like 2 charlie horses right above my knee... trying some muscle relaxants now.
i really want to get back into Tae Kwon Do - i was enjoying it and it was a great workout.
I think your knee rupturing is more than a charliehorse ;)
Phalanx
09-07-2008, 03:41 AM
Perhaps you'd benefit from some Tai Chi
Elvis_Christ
09-07-2008, 07:09 PM
you're braver than I am
I keep thinking about starting boxing training, but I keep pussing out
I always wanted to try boxing. I'm so unfit I'd end up getting destroyed haha :D
Papillon Noir
09-08-2008, 07:24 AM
I always wanted to try boxing. I'm so unfit I'd end up getting destroyed haha :D
I always wanted to try boxing too except that I don't want to get my face smashed up. Hitting a bag is cool though, since it doesn't hit back. :p
ferretchucker
09-08-2008, 07:27 AM
My sister does kick boxing and it's definetely worked. ***Clutches side***
Ferox13
09-08-2008, 08:09 AM
I always wanted to try boxing. I'm so unfit I'd end up getting destroyed haha
I boxed for about 6 months - it was great fun - got be the fittist i'v ever been. Wasn't that good at it but it was fun - i loved to spar.
bloody_ribcut
10-03-2008, 08:46 PM
so did you ever die?lol, just messin...are you still in it? i bet you wanted to try it out on that road rage incident..:D
urgeok2
10-04-2008, 03:01 AM
actually - i completely wrecked my bad knee..after my second class
was told by the Dr to keep off it for a month or so ..
i'm due to go back any time now ... and yeah - it was quite a workout
Ferox13
10-04-2008, 03:24 AM
Cool Stuff....
I just watched FIST FOOT WAY and had major flashbacks to my time as a TKD instructor...
Leprucky Cougar
10-04-2008, 11:27 AM
ICE ICE BABY!
Seriously- until you can find out what's wrong the ice will help swelling go down and alleviate a bit of the pain.
If there's a problem, yo!
I solve it.
Check out the hook when my DJ revolves it!
ICE ICE BABY!
VANILLA
ICE ICE BABY!
VANILLA ICE !
Sorry...love that song. Had a monent.
Like everyone, coolness should do the trick. This thread is growing quickly...I feel so inspired. I wanna learn TKD now...but I'm short. Don't know if my legs will stretch that far...Oh well...Perhaps "Tai Chi" suits me. :(