View Full Version : I made a sandwich!
Posher778
08-21-2008, 10:37 AM
No but seriously. Being on my own and having no food just turned awesome. I'm sure people have had this before, but I just invented it for myself, and it tastes amazing.
Toast 2 pieces of bread.
Melt 1 slice of cheese (cheddar)
Put a slice of honey turkey on the bread
(Also put butter on the toast)
2 pieces of bacon
Salt and pepper.
It's delicious beyond reason.
neverending
08-21-2008, 10:46 AM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29046
_____V_____
08-21-2008, 10:48 AM
Umm...congrats?
Posher778
08-21-2008, 11:21 AM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29046
Yay for being a know it all. I stand by my thread.
Doc Faustus
08-21-2008, 11:23 AM
Bacon,chicken, cheddar cheese, tomato and salsa.
Posher778
08-21-2008, 11:26 AM
Bacon,chicken, cheddar cheese, tomato and salsa.
We had that the first night I was here. My roomate makes it perfectly.
stubbornforgey
08-21-2008, 11:43 AM
I know how u feel posh..isnt it exciting when u start out on ure own for
the 1st time..
my 1st weeks shopping in my 1st ever flat...i bought nothing but junk food
n overlooked silly stuff like ...aw ..milk..bread..toilet paper..dish washing liquid
u know ..the unimportant stuff..
oh n i had no more money left so had to borrow from my brother the
next day to get to work.. 'sigh'
those were the days. :)
neverending
08-21-2008, 12:08 PM
Yay for being a know it all. I stand by my thread.
You really miss psycom, don't you?
ferretchucker
08-21-2008, 02:46 PM
Gamon
Sausage
Cheese
Turkey
Bacon
Disease
08-21-2008, 02:59 PM
try this one posh,
two pieces of toast
4 fish fingers or as you may call them fish sticks
a fried egg
and tomato sauce...
add cheese if you want...
It's one of my early living from home faveorites...
Ugh........................
Despare
08-21-2008, 05:18 PM
Wow, you made a sandwich for yourself, I'm sure your mom will be thrilled. In the epic events that have filled this decade yours will surely not go forgotten. Please, share with us when you make your bed for the first time and do a load of laundry as I'm anxious to record those brilliant milestones as well.
Wow, you made a sandwich for yourself, I'm sure your mom will be thrilled. In the epic events that have filled this decade yours will surely not go forgotten. Please, share with us when you make your bed for the first time and do a load of laundry as I'm anxious to record those brilliant milestones as well.
That was good. :)
Posher778
08-21-2008, 06:53 PM
I did both of those today actually. I'm sorry that my semi-useless thread was bashed so harshly when more *popular* members have done much worse and been exalted. Therefore, what you say doesn't really matter...
Despare
08-21-2008, 07:27 PM
I did both of those today actually. I'm sorry that my semi-useless thread was bashed so harshly when more *popular* members have done much worse and been exalted. Therefore, what you say doesn't really matter...
I was being serious...
why do you hurt me when I show you nothing but love?
illdojo
08-21-2008, 07:49 PM
try this one posh,
two pieces of toast
4 fish fingers or as you may call them fish sticks
a fried egg
and tomato sauce...
add cheese if you want...
It's one of my early living from home faveorites...
That sounds fucking gnarly, dude.
The_Return
08-21-2008, 08:28 PM
I did both of those today actually. I'm sorry that my semi-useless thread was bashed so harshly when more *popular* members have done much worse and been exalted. Therefore, what you say doesn't really matter...
Semi-useless?
Posher778
08-21-2008, 08:31 PM
Semi-useless?
I taught people a new recipe ;)
crabapple
08-21-2008, 09:03 PM
Sandwich thread are okay! :D
But, sandwich are happy :confused: :confused: :confused:
Angra
08-22-2008, 12:43 AM
Give the boy a diploma and lets move on.
If he sees it, I'm sure Cheeb would love to contribute to this thread with pages and pages of cook-sucking knowledge. :rolleyes:
VampiricClown
08-22-2008, 04:24 AM
If you had made me one, I may have considered posting a more drawn out and pointless comment. But since you didn't take the time to include any of us here at HDC with a sandwich, I don't feel the need.
Dude, seriously....Learn to make something besides sandwiches....They get old fast....I've been cooking since I was 12.
ferretchucker
08-22-2008, 10:23 AM
If you had made me one, I may have considered posting a more drawn out and pointless comment. But since you didn't take the time to include any of us here at HDC with a sandwich, I don't feel the need.
Dude, seriously....Learn to make something besides sandwiches....They get old fast....I've been cooking since I was 12.
I find pot noodles are good for a quick meal. Or a cold tin of beans eaten out of the tin. Neither need washing (Other than the fork) or much preparation.
Posher778
08-23-2008, 04:48 PM
If you had made me one, I may have considered posting a more drawn out and pointless comment. But since you didn't take the time to include any of us here at HDC with a sandwich, I don't feel the need.
Dude, seriously....Learn to make something besides sandwiches....They get old fast....I've been cooking since I was 12.
I would've made you a sandwich if you hadn't moved to bumblefuck nowhere!
Vodstok
08-23-2008, 05:14 PM
No but seriously. Being on my own and having no food just turned awesome. I'm sure people have had this before, but I just invented it for myself, and it tastes amazing.
Toast 2 pieces of bread.
Melt 1 slice of cheese (cheddar)
Put a slice of honey turkey on the bread
(Also put butter on the toast)
2 pieces of bacon
Salt and pepper.
It's delicious beyond reason.
Okay, screw everyone who bashed this thread. that sandwich sounds awesome and any food related thread is good by me. I am currently making chili, which is equally awesome.
Additionally, at almost 10,000 posts, i think posher has earned the same right many of us "seniors" have for making completely useless posts.
Vodstok
08-23-2008, 05:35 PM
i came up with this chili because my wife cant eat anything too spicy hot and cant stand the taste of anything too "tomatoey".
1 can beef stock (low sodium and fat free)
1 lb cube steak
1/2 lb ground beef (get the low fat stuff, 96% lean if possible)
a little bit fo lime juice (maybe a teaspoon)
1 can tomato sauce
1/2 cup onion
2 cloves garlic
1 green bell pepper
1 red bell pepper
cumin
black pepper
garlic salt
onion powder
roast the peppers, garlic, and onion, then puree them with some of the beef broth. add puree, tomato sauce and the rest of the stock into a pot and heat on medium
season the beef, both types with cumin, onion powder, garlic salt and pepper. add some of each to the liquid mixture. add the lime juice to the meat as it browns. chop the ground beef so it resembles taco bell meat, and chop the cube steak into small pieces once it is browned.
add the meat to the liquid and simmer on low-medium until it is reduced by half. then eat it.
add hot sauce if you want it spicy, but this is great for people who love chili but cant take heat.
pinkfloyd45769
08-23-2008, 06:56 PM
I know how you feel,anything you do for yourself when you are out on your own makes you proud.The first time i was on my own and did laundry...i was fucking proud!!!:)
ChronoGrl
08-23-2008, 07:40 PM
Wow, you made a sandwich for yourself, I'm sure your mom will be thrilled. In the epic events that have filled this decade yours will surely not go forgotten. Please, share with us when you make your bed for the first time and do a load of laundry as I'm anxious to record those brilliant milestones as well.
Hey.
I was proud the first time I successfully made a hard-boiled egg by myself.
...
I was 22.
Vodstok
08-23-2008, 09:10 PM
Hey.
I was proud the first time I successfully made a hard-boiled egg by myself.
...
I was 22.
Wow, that means you had mastered boiling water too. You are a prodigy :D
The_Return
08-23-2008, 09:13 PM
Additionally, at almost 10,000 posts, i think posher has earned the same right many of us "seniors" have for making completely useless posts.
...except in his case, about 9000 of said posts consist of him already exercising that "right" :p
Disease
08-23-2008, 11:10 PM
I find pot noodles are good for a quick meal. Or a cold tin of beans eaten out of the tin. Neither need washing (Other than the fork) or much preparation.
Pot Noodle really deserves its own thread, this is my favorite, I think I'm going to have one today....
http://www.wilkinsonplus.com/content/ebiz/wilkinsonplus/invt/0265357/0265357_m.jpg
Angra
08-24-2008, 02:24 AM
Hmm, that's odd. No signs of Phalanx yet?
Now I fear for his life.
VampiricClown
08-24-2008, 06:12 AM
I would've made you a sandwich if you hadn't moved to bumblefuck nowhere!
I'm not in bumblefuck nowhere. I'm in one of the fastest growing towns in GA! :cool:
sniped90
08-24-2008, 06:42 AM
That sounds fucking gnarly, dude.
dude he means cod fillets that have batter on them..that's fish fingers not the raw fish kind lol..it sounds quite tasty actually..
Disease
08-24-2008, 07:18 AM
dude he means cod fillets that have batter on them..that's fish fingers not the raw fish kind lol..it sounds quite tasty actually..
I don't need you following me around explaining what you think I mean all the time... And stop laughing, nothing is funny!
ChronoGrl
08-24-2008, 10:25 AM
Wow, that means you had mastered boiling water too. You are a prodigy :D
LOL
That was EXACTLY my boyfriend's reaction at the time: "Wow. You boiled water."
Vodstok
08-24-2008, 12:02 PM
Ice Cubes cant be far behind. I have a secret to success too. Pass by the stove and the fridge and go straight to the freezer.
:)
I had conquered Hollandaise and from scratch croissants months after i moved out from my parents so I like to pick :D
If it makes you feel better, i moved out of their basement when i was 24. Long, sad story, and a big reason why i hate my sister.
stubbornforgey
08-24-2008, 12:18 PM
stay away from t.v dinners..
they do nothing for your waistline.
oh and if you think you can bake your own cake..
chances are ..YOU CAN'T..
very proud posh..very very prous indeed.
Vodstok
08-24-2008, 12:19 PM
oh and if you think you can bake your own cake..
chances are ..YOU CAN'T..
sure you can, just stick to the instructions on the box :)
stubbornforgey
08-24-2008, 12:23 PM
sure you can, just stick to the instructions on the box :)
ooooooooh is that what those words on the side of the box for?
I got as far as cooking instructions
then decided that wtf..I don't need them to tell me how to bake..
5 burnt layers of bricks later..walla!!
off to the bakery i happily strolled :o
Vodstok
08-24-2008, 12:27 PM
Hey, there is occaisionally some wisdom in what homer simpson says. an example, he asked once "Can't somebody else do it?"
Posher778
08-24-2008, 03:41 PM
Thanks Vodstok for being fun :D
Thanks Return for knowing so much more than everyone :(
Thanks Vampclown for saying you were moving to Louisiana and then NOT doing it :D / :(
Despare
08-25-2008, 09:44 AM
Hey.
I was proud the first time I successfully made a hard-boiled egg by myself.
...
I was 22.
Awesome.
I hope you wrote it down in your diary so you'll never forget it and so that future generations will be able to look back to it. Your children and your children's children will rise up and call you blessed.
sniped90
08-25-2008, 09:50 AM
Awesome.
I hope you wrote it down in your diary so you'll never forget it and so that future generations will be able to look back to it. Your children and your children's children will rise up and call you blessed.
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17292
Despare
08-25-2008, 09:54 AM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17292
Thanks, I totally missed that one. Geez, now anytime I've made a sarcastic comment I'll have to go and retract it bec... wait a minute. I wasn't attacking anybody. I was being sardonic and actually with a hint of sincerity because even though they're silly things personal achievements can really mean a lot to a person. I suppose I just didn't want the same ole' cookie cutter congratulations for something like this AND I'm kind of an ass. Oh, and who the fuck are you?
Thanks, I totally missed that one. Geez, now anytime I've made a sarcastic comment I'll have to go and retract it bec... wait a minute. I wasn't attacking anybody. I was being sardonic and actually with a hint of sincerity because even though they're silly things personal achievements can really mean a lot to a person. I suppose I just didn't want the same ole' cookie cutter congratulations for something like this AND I'm kind of an ass. Oh, and who the fuck are you?
hee hee
better watch your ass.....you are being monitored. ;)
Despare
08-25-2008, 09:59 AM
hee hee
better watch your ass.....you are being monitored. ;)
I'm actually scared, I'm even considering blocking my IP so I don't get IP banned for my horrible, awful, disgusting, and just plain meanie-poo behavior.
sniped90
08-25-2008, 10:31 AM
hee hee
better watch your ass.....you are being monitored. ;)
lmao this place needs to be monitored a bit more..so many ass holes :rolleyes:
lmao this place needs to be monitored a bit more..so many ass holes :rolleyes:
and we're getting new ones every day.
sniped90
08-25-2008, 10:41 AM
and we're getting new ones every day.
OMG I KNOW!!! i mean i come on here for a bit of advice about a film and people just take the piss and say the most irrelevant things..
_____V_____
08-25-2008, 11:02 AM
OMG I KNOW!!! i mean i come on here for a bit of advice about a film and people just take the piss and say the most irrelevant things..
I see Des has tore this guy a new one already.
Posher778
08-25-2008, 12:27 PM
OMG I KNOW!!! i mean i come on here for a bit of advice about a film and people just take the piss and say the most irrelevant things..
Oof... I prefer Despare's sarcasm to your mainstream niceness crap:cool: