View Full Version : Would You Rather 2.0
Posher778
08-13-2008, 07:39 AM
The old thread disappeared into the void, so here's the new one :D
Simply, person one posts a "Would you rather..." and the next person chooses which they would rather do.
You can't tak the easy way out and say "Oh i'd rather just die" or "Ew neither!" You have to choose one of the options, no matter how gross or awkward.
Would you rather eat a tub full of mayonnaise or a tub full of sour cream?
hammerfan
08-13-2008, 07:49 AM
Sour cream
Would you rather listen to Hannah Montana or Celine Dion? :D
Posher778
08-13-2008, 07:56 AM
Celine Dion... But still ouch.
Would you rather kill an innocent child with your bare hands or kill and eat a convicted child molestor and killer?
Dante'sInferno
08-13-2008, 08:04 AM
Kill and eat.
Would you rather watch House of the dead non-stop forever and ever or Would you rather have your eyes ripped out?
Posher778
08-13-2008, 08:09 AM
House of the dead. I can't live without vision.
Would you rather cut off your own arm or cut off your best friend/lover's arm.
I'll lop my own shit off. This is like an unwilling version of "this or that" I see. :p
Ok would you enjoy masturbating with sandpaper or engaging in homosexual sex?
Freak
08-13-2008, 01:39 PM
I guess I'd have to say the homosexual thing.I can't bare the idea of my package being injured.
Would you rather walk a mile on hot coals or get a hundred papercuts?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-13-2008, 01:44 PM
I guess I'd have to say the homosexual thing.I can't bare the idea of my package being injured.
Would you rather walk a mile on hot coals or get a hundred papercuts?
I'd rather walk on hot coals, with my feet covered in vaseline and some shoes covered in flame retardent gel.
Would you rather die in a fire or drown ?
La Chat Noire
08-13-2008, 01:47 PM
Drown.
Would you rather jump into an alligator pool with chicken pieces strapped to your body or jump into a shark tank bleeding?
Posher778
08-13-2008, 04:55 PM
Shark tank. That'd be a cooler way to die if I had no choice.
Would you rather be married to ThomasGeorge or Omcdave?
Freak
08-13-2008, 06:17 PM
Thomasgeorge,dave proably gets into some very dark things.
Would you rather eat a piece of poo or 1000 chili peppers?
Poo
Would you rather be shit on or barfed on?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-14-2008, 12:27 AM
who hasn't been barfed on?
would you rather peel off all the skin on your leg or cut your own arm off?
Fuckit, I'll lop that arm off. Oh and I've not been barfed on. :p
Would you rather be stabbed or shot?
ferretchucker
08-14-2008, 07:08 AM
Shot. It's quicker and depending on the gun it can be easier to sort out.
Would you rather have a computer with no internet or no disc drives?
Freak
08-14-2008, 08:49 AM
No disc drives I can live without that but not the internet.
Would you rather have a tooth pulled with out being numbed or kicked in your speacial area?
Posher778
08-14-2008, 09:21 AM
If we could have the tooth back afterwards or if it wasnt a front one, then pulled. Otherwise, i'll take curling in fetal position for 25 minutes with the latter.
Would you rather be raped or sodomized?
La Chat Noire
08-14-2008, 12:33 PM
Raped.
Would you rather be forced to watch a sex tape of your parents or watch a sex tape with your parents?
Jesus what a horrible option. Watch one with.
Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Freak
08-14-2008, 02:21 PM
Deaf I dont think I'd like not being able to see.
Would you rather watch two girls one cup or lemon party?
What's lemon party? I've not seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, and have ZERO intentions of doing so.
Would you rather be mauled to death by dogs or eaten by a shark?
visionlady
08-14-2008, 05:31 PM
shark
leave the country on your own or get chased out by a very jealous
and angry relative?
Freak
08-14-2008, 05:42 PM
Leave on my own.
Would you rather swim in raw sewage or walk a mile naked?
Walk a mile naked
Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or by a rabid animal of some kind?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
08-15-2008, 01:22 AM
Walk a mile naked
Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or by a rabid animal of some kind?
poisonous snake
would you rather fight a boxing gorilla or a chimpanzee with a black belt?
ferretchucker
08-15-2008, 03:43 AM
Boxing gorilla.
Would you rather eat a live cockroach or a dead grub
Roach
Would you rather be dumped in a vat of acid or have all your limbs lopped off?
Leland_malinski
08-16-2008, 07:24 AM
Vat of acid...
would you rather lose your eyesight to a 3 stooges finger poker gag gone wrong or losing your hearing from a Q-tip accident?
Q-Tip accident
Would you rather be disabled (confined to wheelchair) or disfigured (facially)?
Leland_malinski
08-16-2008, 11:52 AM
Disfigured facially.. i am already pretty ugly..
would you rather get herpes from a high school sweetheart or Syphilis from your Mom??
Posher778
08-16-2008, 04:39 PM
Syphilis is curable.
Would you rather die and be tortured in hell for eternity, or go to heaven and find that it's not so special. (Or if you're murderdoll, you go to heaven and it rocks)
The Mothman
08-16-2008, 05:11 PM
i think thats a pretty easy choice. 'not so special' take priority over eternal suffering any day.
eat poop or drink pus?
ChronoGrl
08-16-2008, 05:15 PM
Drink pus. Feces totally eek me out.
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Would you rather...
Peel a hangnail all the way down to your elbow...
or
Peel off your fingernails by sticking bamboo shoots under then?
Freak
08-16-2008, 05:58 PM
they both sound pretty painful but I'll say peel down to the elbow as long as I can peel fast.
would you rather spend the night alone with Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer?
Vodstok
08-16-2008, 06:34 PM
they both sound pretty painful but I'll say peel down to the elbow as long as I can peel fast.
would you rather spend the night alone with Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer?
Ted Bundy. Im not his type :) PLus, he was smaller than me and i could beat his ass.
Would you rather
Be stuck in a tank filled knee high with angry brown recluse spiders or,
be buried alive in a casket full of maggots
VampiricClown
08-16-2008, 07:46 PM
Ted Bundy. Im not his type :) PLus, he was smaller than me and i could beat his ass.
Would you rather
Be stuck in a tank filled knee high with angry brown recluse spiders or,
be buried alive in a casket full of maggots
That's easy. Maggots. They don't eat living things, and when dying in a casket, I'm pretty sure when you started breathing in all of that carbon dioxide, you'd feel like you're falling asleep.
Not to mention I have a slight thing against spiders....
Would you rather......
Fall from 100 feet, just to be saved by a pool that has been electrified?
Or
Boil in lava, then have everything suddenly become cold, just to have freezing water sprayed on you until you freeze to death?
ChronoGrl
08-16-2008, 07:49 PM
Electrified. I think that that one would go significantly faster. I think that freezing to death would be pretty awful.
Would you rather...
Take your big toe and second toe and pull so hard you split your foot apart...
or
Stick your hand in acid?
Freak
08-16-2008, 07:56 PM
Stick my hand I acid considering I've done that before.
Would you rather put a cigarette out on your tounge our have your genitals pierced?
ChronoGrl
08-16-2008, 08:01 PM
You're stuck your hand in acid??
...
Get my genitals pierced... It'll make climbing stairs that much more interesting.
Would you rather...
Eat a boiled bull's testicle
or
consume a live baby bird?
Leland_malinski
08-17-2008, 07:10 AM
i have eaten a bull's testicle.. ... " my girlfriend is mexican and it is a family tradition"
would you rather remake CandyMan or Evil Dead?
ChronoGrl
08-17-2008, 07:18 AM
I'd rather remake Candyman. I think it could have been better.
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Would you rather...
Become a werewolf (suffered non-fatal werewolf bite)
or
Become a vampire (suffered non-fatal vampire bite... and then drank their blood)
Leland_malinski
08-17-2008, 07:26 AM
vampire.. you seem to get a lot more sex.. plus.. my ass is hairy enough
Would you give rather give birth to the anti-christ or be raised by The Sawyer family (Leatherface) ?
ChronoGrl
08-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Give birth to the anti-Christ. I think I'd be a good mom.
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Would you rather...
Go camping with a flesh-eating virus
or
Be raped by trees?
Freak
08-17-2008, 12:38 PM
[QUOTE=ChronoGrl;722089]You're stuck your hand in acid??
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Yes I used to work with caustic acid alot and one day I slipped and my hand went into the tank.I wasn't wearing my protective gloves at the time and my hand got burnt but not to bad.
Little tip though,if you ever get that stuff on you dont pour water on it,it justs makes it worse.
Psycom5k
08-17-2008, 12:59 PM
Give birth to the anti-Christ. I think I'd be a good mom.
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Would you rather...
Go camping with a flesh-eating virus
or
Be raped by trees?
Camping.
Would you rather kill your best friend if he turned into a zombie, or your girlfriend(or boyfriend) if she turned into a zombie.
Leland_malinski
08-17-2008, 01:15 PM
bestfriend.. . he is always saying he could kick my ass.. well, it's time to prove it..
would you rather be voted as the most annoying person on earth or the ugliest person alive?
pythagoraz
08-17-2008, 02:40 PM
bestfriend.. . he is always saying he could kick my ass.. well, it's time to prove it..
would you rather be voted as the most annoying person on earth or the ugliest person alive?
I would have to say "Annoying"... A few would agree too. :p
Would you rather eat a thanksgiving meal in front of 100 starving african kids without being able to share any. Or the same, infront of the residents of late 1944's Aucswitz camp?
La Chat Noire
08-17-2008, 02:42 PM
100 African kids....
Would you rather eat a bar of soap or swallow a bottle of dish detergent?
pythagoraz
08-17-2008, 02:47 PM
Soap... maybe i could live through that.
Would you rather stand up for pedofilism for the rest of your life in public media all over the country etc.
-or kill a random person... you can choose whomever
ferretchucker
08-18-2008, 03:28 AM
Kill. At least then if I was convicted, it'd be for something I actuqally did.
Would you rather drink antifreeze or shove your face in Hot coals until you die?
ChronoGrl
08-18-2008, 05:21 AM
Drink antifreeze. Wouldn't want to do anything to this beautiful, beautiful face.
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Would you rather...
Eat your friend in an eat-or-die situation (lost in the mountains, etc)
or
Be eaten by your friend in an eat-or-die situation?
urgeok2
08-18-2008, 05:32 AM
Eat your friend in an eat-or-die situation (lost in the mountains, etc)
or
Be eaten by your friend in an eat-or-die situation?
eat my friend .. that was easy.
and i'm not even going sexual on this one.
would you rather watch Newb belly-dance naked, or listen to Muderdoll sing the entire score of Oklahoma while eating peanut butter sandwiches ?