View Full Version : If Michael Bay had written "The Dark Knight"
Kemal
08-01-2008, 05:04 PM
If Michael "Transformers" Bay had written The Dark Knight:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994:BlogPost:355506
massacre man
08-01-2008, 05:07 PM
I've seen this a few times.
I like the part about the "hottest girl ever" who wears glasses because "she's also the smartest girl ever."
I've just started my two week vacation and Batman is high on the list....and Hellboy2.
Thank god Michael Bay was not involved....he's ok for a lot of flash and bang....but NO substance.
The Mothman
08-01-2008, 07:36 PM
Wow. that is SO bad. is that actually real?
*Edit*
read the rest. its obviously fake, but its funny.
Vodstok
08-01-2008, 08:54 PM
The "hack the internet" part had me laughing pretty hard...
"okay, I like it. But which one of th einternets do we hack?"
"all of them"
Nice stab at Bush and equating michael bay with the grandaddy of morons.
neverending
08-01-2008, 09:28 PM
The funniest thing about it are all the posters on that board who can't figure out if it's real or not.
Vodstok
08-01-2008, 09:31 PM
The funniest thing about it are all the posters on that board who can't figure out if it's real or not.
no kidding. stupid people are funny :)
Psycom5k
08-02-2008, 12:11 AM
"Both Batman and The Joker eject from their vehickles, shooting themselves into helicopters. Then they unleash even bigger missiles, which whizz past both of the helicopters, destroying the highway on the ground below. The action's not over yet though, because in the distance there are still five more highways and, on top of them, a bridge."
The funny thing is, I would not put it past Bay.
ferretchucker
08-02-2008, 02:31 AM
Wow. That is some of the funniest shit ever. And it's probably what it'd be like.
"Like, the biggest fucking missiles you will ever see"
"Afterward, one more explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it."