View Full Version : Thought this only happened in lame comedies...
massacre man
07-24-2008, 07:10 PM
I honestly thought things falling in place like this was impossible but turns out coincidences happen. So my neighborhood is 7 or 8 streets, four blocks to a street, one of the streets curves off by the woods. I'm walking Harley Quinn down this road, since I figure there would be more for her to sniff and whatnot.
While I'm walking she somehow manages to slip out of her leash and walk into someone's yard, I follow her to get her back, this was at about 10-ish, so I'm not going to yell anything at the risk of waking someone up and them finding me sneaking around in their yard. I catch up with Harley at the back of the house and put the leash back on, that's when I look up and see the lights on in one of the windows, god damn if it wasn't the window of a bathroom and god damn if a girl that lived in that house wasn't getting out of the shower at that exact moment.
She saw me or heard something, grabbed her towel and vanished out of sight of the window. I think she just saw shadows or heard something moving, I picked up Harley up and got away from the house as quick as possible. If she did see me I'm the only 6'5" person in the neighborhood with a rottweiler. Hopefully I'm not thought of as a peeping tom from this point out.
Who the fuck has a window in their bathroom anyway? God damn it.
Deep4est
07-24-2008, 07:30 PM
You didn't mention when this took place. I'd say if the law hasn't knocked on your door yet you're likely in the clear. On the other hand, if she ID'd you, she might be contemplating calling the police. Thank God you have a witness.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh157/deep4est1/Misc/rolf.gif
VampiricClown
07-24-2008, 07:32 PM
I honestly thought things falling in place like this was impossible but turns out coincidences happen. So my neighborhood is 7 or 8 streets, four blocks to a street, one of the streets curves off by the woods. I'm walking Harley Quinn down this road, since I figure there would be more for her to sniff and whatnot.
While I'm walking she somehow manages to slip out of her leash and walk into someone's yard, I follow her to get her back, this was at about 10-ish, so I'm not going to yell anything at the risk of waking someone up and them finding me sneaking around in their yard. I catch up with Harley at the back of the house and put the leash back on, that's when I look up and see the lights on in one of the windows, god damn if it wasn't the window of a bathroom and god damn if a girl that lived in that house wasn't getting out of the shower at that exact moment.
She saw me or heard something, grabbed her towel and vanished out of sight of the window. I think she just saw shadows or heard something moving, I picked up Harley up and got away from the house as quick as possible. If she did see me I'm the only 6'5" person in the neighborhood with a rottweiler. Hopefully I'm not thought of as a peeping tom from this point out.
Who the fuck has a window in their bathroom anyway? God damn it.
There is a window in the downstairs bathroom of my house. All of the neighbors moved away, and there is still thick blinds covering it.
massacre man
07-24-2008, 07:40 PM
You didn't mention when this took place. I'd say if the law hasn't knocked on your door yet you're likely in the clear. On the other hand, if she ID'd you, she might be contemplating calling the police. Thank God you have a witness.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh157/deep4est1/Misc/rolf.gif
It happened about an hour and a half ago.
_____V_____
07-24-2008, 08:17 PM
Hmm...
All I can say to that is...GO MASS! ;)
:D
Freak
07-24-2008, 08:18 PM
It happened about an hour and a half ago.
Maybe she enjoyed it and is waiting for you to return for the encore.
massacre man
07-24-2008, 08:18 PM
Hmm...
All I can say to that is...GO MASS! ;)
:D
After I posted this I thought Newb would say exactly that.
_____V_____
07-24-2008, 08:22 PM
Admit it...you enjoyed it quite a bit, you peeping tom. :p
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/freddypowell/peeping-tom.jpg
massacre man
07-24-2008, 08:25 PM
Admit it...you enjoyed it quite a bit, you peeping tom. :p
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/freddypowell/peeping-tom.jpg
My goofy ass actually saw boobs. Score one for goofy-ass. (How pathetic does that sound?)
_____V_____
07-24-2008, 08:31 PM
My goofy ass actually saw boobs. Score one for goofy-ass. (How pathetic does that sound?)
:eek:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c254/weonlycomeoutatnight/Picture003.jpg
massacre man
07-24-2008, 08:40 PM
:eek:
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c254/weonlycomeoutatnight/Picture003.jpg
Hey, I never said i felt like a pervert or a peeping tom. I said I hope people don't think I am. Gawl.
Sounds like you lived out every boys fantasy. You would all be lying if you say you never walked down the street...happened to glance at someones house and thought " Wouldn't it be cool if there was a naked chick in the window".
Of course thats boyhood dreams....now as a responsible adult, you should go back to that house....ring her bell...and explain what happened and beg forgiveness. Maybe she'll invite you in for a drink....or something [ sorry....another boyhood fantasy ]:D
_____V_____
07-25-2008, 08:23 AM
Might I suggest watching this at the earliest?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5142FM7778L._SS500_.jpg
;)
Might I suggest watching this at the earliest?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5142FM7778L._SS500_.jpg
;)
I'm more of a "Summer of 42" kinda guy.
http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/3771/1/Summer-Of-42.jpg
_____V_____
07-25-2008, 08:28 AM
Eh?
He did mention a girl, not a woman. With boobs too. :D
massacre man
07-25-2008, 08:28 AM
Might I suggest watching this at the earliest?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5142FM7778L._SS500_.jpg
;)
Trippy... she kind of looked like her. Except brunette.
...Not that I watched long enough to notice...
illdojo
07-25-2008, 08:30 AM
My goofy ass actually saw boobs. Score one for goofy-ass. (How pathetic does that sound?)
Aww, Our little boy is becoming a man. :D
_____V_____
07-25-2008, 08:30 AM
Trippy... she kind of looked like her. Except brunette.
...Not that I watched long enough to notice...
UH...OH!!!
Now now, young man...tsk tsk. :rolleyes:
Admit it...you gave her a long-hard one from head to toe...
...
...
...a gaze. Duh.
novakru
07-25-2008, 08:42 AM
I feel so sorry for you menfolk...boobs fall out and you fall to the floor.:D
But there is something quite heartwarming about the simpleness, I just keep my hubby fed with warm food and a nipple here and there and life's good:)
massacre man
07-25-2008, 08:53 AM
I feel so sorry for you menfolk...boobs fall out and you fall to the floor.:D
That's not true... boobs fell out and I picked up my dog and went home.
ChronoGrl
07-25-2008, 09:28 AM
I keep the shades open because I want the neighbors to see... ;)
Way to go, MM. She probably ran out of the room to, you know, take care of binness.
Psycom5k
07-25-2008, 12:55 PM
I keep the shades open because I want the neighbors to see... ;)
Or 23 year old guys who dress up in all black and hide in trees...... i'll see you later chrono ;)
massacre man
07-25-2008, 01:00 PM
Way to go, MM. She probably ran out of the room to, you know, take care of binness.
I would've helped if asked.
GorePhobia
07-25-2008, 01:04 PM
Was this like the first time you've seen breasts in person or something? lol
The girl next door to me gets showers and purposely stands in front of the window checking herself out in the mirror.
She knows there aren't any curtains and I believe she could careless.
ChronoGrl
07-25-2008, 01:13 PM
Or 23 year old guys who dress up in all black and hide in trees...... i'll see you later chrono ;)
WHAT?! OH! I didn't see you there.
OOOOOOOOPS! - There goes the towel... ;)
...
And Gore, you've got it MADE, bro.
Psycom5k
07-25-2008, 01:17 PM
WHAT?! OH! I didn't see you there.
OOOOOOOOPS! - There goes the towel... ;)
WOOHOO!! BOOBIES!!
http://nith.in/woohoo.gif
ferretchucker
07-25-2008, 01:22 PM
I have a frosted glass window with some of that net curtain stuff in my bathroom.
And I think it's a little convenient that you planned your walk at the time she got out of the shower. Hmmmmmm.
GorePhobia
07-25-2008, 01:29 PM
And Gore, you've got it MADE, bro.
Not really because for the most part I feel like a creep if I stand there and watch.
massacre man
07-25-2008, 01:44 PM
Was this like the first time you've seen breasts in person or something? lol
There was one time on the bus in middle school we all got flashed... But I do believe my non-luck with the ladies is well-documented in these parts. I'm not posting this to say "OH SHIT! BOOBIES!" Thought it was an amusing little story and pretty much every one of my posts after the first was a joke.
massacre man
07-25-2008, 01:45 PM
I have a frosted glass window with some of that net curtain stuff in my bathroom.
And I think it's a little convenient that you planned your walk at the time she got out of the shower. Hmmmmmm.
Why would carpenter's even think to put windows in bathrooms?
ferretchucker
07-25-2008, 01:46 PM
Ah, Touché!
massacre man
07-25-2008, 01:48 PM
Ah, Touché!
I didn't make a counter-point, I asked a question...
ferretchucker
07-25-2008, 01:55 PM
I didn't make a counter-point, I asked a question...
As a response to this, I repeat my previous point.
GorePhobia
07-25-2008, 01:58 PM
There was one time on the bus in middle school we all got flashed... But I do believe my non-luck with the ladies is well-documented in these parts. I'm not posting this to say "OH SHIT! BOOBIES!" Thought it was an amusing little story and pretty much every one of my posts after the first was a joke.
I didn't say you were I was just shocked you have never seen them live in action. I am kind of disappointed, especially coming from you.
massacre man
07-25-2008, 02:01 PM
I didn't say you were I was just shocked you have never seen them live in action. I am kind of disappointed, especially coming from you.
And why is that?
GorePhobia
07-25-2008, 02:11 PM
And why is that?
Because you are a pretty rad dude and you remind me a lot of myself.
And I see breasts quite often.
Because you are a pretty rad dude and you remind me a lot of myself.
And I see breasts quite often.
The mirror don't count.
oh zing.....yeah....I went there:D
ferretchucker
07-25-2008, 02:44 PM
The mirror don't count.
oh zing.....yeah....I went there:D
You Newbed his ass.
GorePhobia
07-25-2008, 04:19 PM
The mirror don't count.
oh zing.....yeah....I went there:D
That was fucked up man.
I know I am a big guy but WTF....:(
This made me sad.
LOL
But oh well I see ladies and I figured MM was a mo fuckin pimp.
Freak
07-25-2008, 04:33 PM
Dont fell bad MM I'm 26 years old and still a virgin.
That was fucked up man.
I know I am a big guy but WTF....:(
This made me sad.
LOL
But oh well I see ladies and I figured MM was a mo fuckin pimp.
Dude....don't be so sensitive......I figured after 4 years posting on here together....a little ball busting would be fine.;)
massacre man
07-25-2008, 05:55 PM
Dont fell bad MM I'm 26 years old and still a virgin.
I don't feel bad about being a virgin. I'm really not worried about sex, I could give a fuck less about sex.
Psycom5k
07-25-2008, 06:28 PM
I don't feel bad about being a virgin. I'm really not worried about sex, I could give a fuck less about sex.
pun intended?
missmacabre
07-25-2008, 07:27 PM
Why would carpenter's even think to put windows in bathrooms?
natural light for doing your makeup? My bathroom window is frosted glass, but lets in a good amount of light.
massacre man
07-25-2008, 07:28 PM
natural light for doing your makeup? My bathroom window is frosted glass, but lets in a good amount of light.
Do that in a bedroom. Bathrooms are for poopoopeepee and gettin' naked.
missmacabre
07-25-2008, 07:32 PM
Do that in a bedroom. Bathrooms are for poopoopeepee and gettin' naked.
bedrooms are also for getting naked. ANY room can be for getting naked;)
massacre man
07-25-2008, 07:34 PM
bedrooms are also for getting naked. ANY room can be for getting naked;)
Any room can be used for getting naked. But bathrooms are for gettin' naked.
EDIT: By the way. gettin' naked is being nude to do things that you wouldn't do in a g'damn window.
bedrooms are also for getting naked. ANY room can be for getting naked;)
not so much the kitchen....hot surfaces.....pointy objects...:eek:
missmacabre
07-25-2008, 07:37 PM
not so much the kitchen....hot surfaces.....pointy objects...:eek:
kitchen counters.....
massacre man
07-25-2008, 07:38 PM
kitchen counters.....
Tonka trucks.
kitchen counters.....
MM is a kinky one:D
GorePhobia
07-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Dude....don't be so sensitive......I figured after 4 years posting on here together....a little ball busting would be fine.;)
I said LOL
I knew you were ball bustin.
All is well, sir.
ferretchucker
07-26-2008, 03:10 AM
At the end of the day, you haven't been taken away by the police yet and you got to see a naked girl. Dude, you should be happy!
Psycom5k
07-26-2008, 05:13 AM
MM is a kinky one:D
I dunno, thats kinda bland now-a-days, I mean having sex on a kitchen counter? I don't even think thats considered a kink, now.... being tied up and pooped on by siamese-twin-midgets, while riding a donkey, wearing womens clothes, and singing yankee doodle dandy. Now thats a kink.
ferretchucker
07-26-2008, 07:37 AM
I dunno, thats kinda bland now-a-days, I mean having sex on a kitchen counter? I don't even think thats considered a kink, now.... being tied up and pooped on by siamese-twin-midgets, while riding a donkey, wearing womens clothes, and singing yankee doodle dandy. Now thats a kink.
Nice................:cool:
missmacabre
07-26-2008, 11:44 AM
I dunno, thats kinda bland now-a-days, I mean having sex on a kitchen counter? I don't even think thats considered a kink, now.... being tied up and pooped on by siamese-twin-midgets, while riding a donkey, wearing womens clothes, and singing yankee doodle dandy. Now thats a kink.
not sure if meant me, about kitchen counters, or massacre man who said dump truck. We're both sorta MMs.
Psycom5k
07-26-2008, 12:15 PM
not sure if meant me, about kitchen counters, or massacre man who said dump truck. We're both sorta MMs.
Uhhh he quoted you?? :rolleyes:
missmacabre
07-26-2008, 12:44 PM
Uhhh he quoted you?? :rolleyes:
meh, could've been an accident? The counter thing was just an example anyway, I'm so not kinky.
Freak
07-26-2008, 12:51 PM
meh, could've been an accident? The counter thing was just an example anyway, I'm so not kinky.
Everybody is a kinky freak.Some just dont know it yet.
Psycom5k
07-26-2008, 01:13 PM
meh, could've been an accident? The counter thing was just an example anyway, I'm so not kinky.
Yeah ok...
ferretchucker
07-27-2008, 04:44 AM
:eek: This conversation is tainting my innocent young mind! :eek: