What's your MO?

[ferretchucker]

After reading the thread where everyone is talking about old threads, I went through some old threads and found one from 2004 by Vod.

It seemed good so I thought I'd remake it seeing as there are a whole bunch of new people around.

So the basic idea is that you're a serial killer. How do you do it? What makes you unique? Your trademark if you will. Basically, your MO.

Mine would be to incapacitate them somehow and force feed them a large amount of Ipecac and Laxatives. They would throw up and soil themselves until they lost all fluids and died.

Now you?

[massacre man]

I'd kill them and leave. No hiding. No sticking around to taunt the police. Just leave.

[Posher778]

Have someone else do it for me.

[ferretchucker]

Wow. No nonsence killers. Sounds like a good idea actually.

[massacre man]

But if I got caught... I would try and taunt the police. Don't say a word in the interrogation room. Pick what seems like the most inexperience rookie cop in the station and wait for him to be nearby and alone and strike up a conversation with him. I already got caught, why not make the best of it?

[ferretchucker]

Me too. There's no climbing out of the whole so might as well keep digging.

[Dante'sInferno]

I would dress up as the Joker and go over so someone and use harsh launguge to destroy their self confidence and make them commit suicide.




Oh,the police couldn't catch me.

[massacre man]

Me too. There's no climbing out of the whole so might as well keep digging.

Don't steal my bit, jerk.

[_____V_____]

I would dress up as the Joker and go over so someone and use harsh launguge to destroy their self confidence and make them commit suicide.

The Marines tried that on the Aliens the first time round.

Didn't work.





As for me, I would tie up the person's hands and feet, and then very slowly...proceed to hack off each finger, then each limb...and make em watch their bodies being destroyed...inch by inch, gradually...:cool:

If he won't die of shock first, he will still bleed to death. ;)

[Dante'sInferno]

The Marines tried that on the Aliens the first time round.

Didn't work.





As for me, I would tie up the person's hands and feet, and then very slowly...proceed to hack off each finger, then each limb...and make em watch their bodies being destroyed...inch by inch, gradually...:cool:

If he won't die of shock first, he will still bleed to death. ;)Dirty then?


I would rip their arms off then bash them in the face untill there was nothing left but pulp.Then I would set the remains on fire.

[The_Assassin]

Giving up this information, would only help to reveal my identity.

- The Assassin

[ferretchucker]

Ah, the assasin. C'mon. The Battle Royale is over. Might as well tell us.

[The_Assassin]

Ah, the assasin. C'mon. The Battle Royale is over. Might as well tell us.

Ah, maybe so. But I have heard whispers and echoes, that another may be approaching.

- The Assassin

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, well the diary, the boss and the author could kick your ass.

[The_Assassin]

Yeh, well the diary, the boss and the author could kick your ass.

I see you make no mention of Mr. Graves.

Someone hasn't been doing their homework.

- The Assassin

[ferretchucker]

who the hell was mr. graves?

[The_Assassin]

who the hell was mr. graves?

One of my companions. But if you knew of the Battle Royale, you would have known this already.

- The Assassin

[Despare]

But if you new of the Battle Royale

- The Assassin

Maybe even if you knew of it, or had known of it...





As for MO, well, you'll just have to figure that out for yourself. ;)

[The_Assassin]

Maybe even if you knew of it, or had known of it...





As for MO, well, you'll just have to figure that out for yourself. ;)

Typing with a blood soaked knife, I tend to make typos.

- The Assassin

[La Chat Noire]

My m.o. is erotic asphyxiation taken one step too far. So basically my serial killer seduces men and they willingly let her strangle them to death. Then she buries their bodies in her garden.

[Psycom5k]

My m.o. is erotic asphyxiation taken one step too far. So basically my serial killer seduces men and they willingly let her strangle them to death. Then she buries their bodies in her garden.

Lame....

I'd forcefeed somebody laxetives, then bind them to a special chair with a collection compartment. The collection compartment would have a scale, which was connected to a bomb, and when it reached a certain weight the bomb would explode. I'd be nicknamed, The Explosive Diarrhea Killer.

[russ4lsu]

I would kill all the homeless people in the city by giving them free food laced with pioson whenever they would approach the window of my car when I was stopped at a red light.

I would then be called a Hero.

[massacre man]

I'm the bestest so far. I even have a copycat in Ferretchucker.

[Roderick Usher]

I would set fires in maternity wards - those oxygen rich rooms tend to spark up pretty quickly

I'd be the baby burner

[massacre man]

I would set fires in maternity wards - those oxygen rich rooms tend to spark up pretty quickly

I'd be the baby burner

Wanna team up, burn some babies, and leave?

[Roderick Usher]

Wanna team up, burn some babies, and leave?

you know he only way two people can keep is secret is if one of them is dead:D

No partners - and I'll slip in and out without ever being noticed

[massacre man]

you know he only way two people can keep is secret is if one of them is dead:D

No partners - and I'll slip in and out without ever being noticed

That's fine, I don't plan on living long.

[russ4lsu]

I would travel city to city going into abortion clinics and killing all the unborn babies.:D

I would be known as, The Doctor.:confused:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'd kill em with kindness

after softening them up first with a tire iron :)

[Psycom5k]

I'd kill em with kindness

after softening them up first with a tire iron :)

Lies!

You, kind? Yeah ok.... and a tire iron.... I doubt a woman would even know what one was.








J/k I felt like being a douchebag. :) :)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Lies!

You, kind? Yeah ok.... and a tire iron.... I doubt a woman would even know what one was.








J/k I felt like being a douchebag. :) :)

success!

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you should try feeling like being a good member of the forum


I'm in SUCH a good mood, some guy decapitated himself with a chainsaw. Whoever said suicide was the wussy way out never knew him obviously. a chainsaw! how did he keep going past his throat?

[ferretchucker]

What about if you were a dentist and every few people, you'd lace the tooth mirror or the scrapey thing with arsonic. Simple and quick. You'd have to move around a lot to not get caught...unless you wanted to get caught.

[russ4lsu]

I kill my victims and make it look like a suicide. I would write their suicide note, and in it I would blame someone for the suicide. The guilt that person will feel by thinking they were the reason for the suice will cause them to commit suicide. I will then have killed two birds with one stone.

[Psycom5k]

success!

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you should try feeling like being a good member of the forum


I'm in SUCH a good mood, some guy decapitated himself with a chainsaw. Whoever said suicide was the wussy way out never knew him obviously. a chainsaw! how did he keep going past his throat?

What are you talking about? I am the best member of the forum. :D

And seriously? Some guy offed himself with a chainsaw? i'm gonna go goggle that shit right now.

Edit: I actually found 3 different stories of three different men doing this. Here are the links...
http://www.quixoticals.com/2007/05/man-commits-suicide-by-sawing-off-his.html
http://www.ketv.com/news/4017417/detail.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1034901/Man-cuts-head-chainsaw-flat-earmarked-bulldozed-developers.html

the bottom one is the most recent.

[Elvis_Christ]

I'd just go for random acts of sensless brutal violence. Different weapon, different type of person everytime so there's no pattern linking it all to me.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

just out of curiousity, who has their fingerprints on file?

[Roderick Usher]

just out of curiousity, who has their fingerprints on file?

I can't be the only one here who has run afoul of the law;)

[Doc Faustus]

I confessed to kidnapping and murder under extreme duress but the charges were dropped when the person I allegedly kidnapped and killed walked into the station. Those police were pretty embarassed, especially after having realized that they extracted a confession from a bipolar eighteen year old who hadn't slept for several days.

[ferretchucker]

I confessed to kidnapping and murder under extreme duress but the charges were dropped when the person I allegedly kidnapped and killed walked into the station. Those police were pretty embarassed, especially after having realized that they extracted a confession from a bipolar eighteen year old who hadn't slept for several days.

are you serious?!

[hammerfan]

just out of curiousity, who has their fingerprints on file?


My fingerprints are on file with the military.

[Psycom5k]

My fingerprints are on file with the state, I had to have them done for an old job.

[stubbornforgey]

I want to be a random serial killer.
No specific way..maybe one day strangle.maybe one day stab.maybe one day run over in my car..etc.
This would make for a good mysterious way of trying to hunt down whodunnit thingy.
Plus ..i would leave all different kinds of clues in which none of them make sense...like this reply.

[La Chat Noire]

So how do all you serial killers choose your victims? Is it random or are you more of a vigilante killer? Or do you have some other method of targeting victims? If it were me, I'd target all of the rude/stupid customers at Best Buy who make me hate my life a little bit more each day. :)

[ferretchucker]

I'd target those who don't indicate when turning in the car or bike. Really pisses me off.

[stubbornforgey]

nah be like me ..a random serial killer.
Just pick n choose who ever ..when ever ..what ever.
That way your m.o will be safe for awhile.

[ChronoGrl]

This is a good question.

If my amoral tendencies managed to dip a bit more...

I'd most likely be some sort of vigilante serial killer... Targeting those who I believe are wasting precious air. Mind you, my list of fthose who I believe are wasting precious air is pretty extensive. I would most likely start with extremely low profile victims (i.e. Crazy Margie, the crazy land lady who lives diagonally from us and is seen constantly out in her bathrobe talking to police; I have a grudge against this woman after she followed us into our apartment for accidentally parking in the lot outside of hers; we had NO idea that it was private and not for us and she literally followed us up into our apartment building one day at lunchtime). Depending on the victim, I would probably take care of them with my bare hands. To make sure that there is little to no evidence, I would have to burn off my fingerprints first.

If the victim isn't too skeezy or gross, I might be cannibalistic, not preserving their meat in my fridge - No, rather taking them out with a sharp bite to the jugular.