View Full Version : And now...it's the Smurfs!
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06-10-2008, 08:16 AM
June 10, 2008
The Smurfs are set to make their big screen debut in the form of a film that combines live-action and animation, according to a report on Variety today.
The little blue people had previously been set to bow in a 3-D animation for Paramount/Nickelodeon, but Sony and Columbia Pictures have now obtained the rights, and are courting Shrek 2 and 3 scribes David Stern and David Weiss to write the script.
The Smurfs were created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford (aka Peyo) in 1958, but it wasn't until their long-running Hanna-Barbera cartoon in 1981 that they became a truly global phenomenon. The tale of a group of tiny blue villagers going about their daily business entranced children the world over and spawned a multi-million dollar toy and game industry.
Jordan Kerner (Charlotte's Webb) will produce, while Columbia co-president Doug Belgrad had this to say on the subject: "The Smurfs are one of the best-known franchises, and among the most beloved collection of characters in the world. We're very excited to introduce a new generation to Papa Smurf, Smurfette and the other smurftastic Smurfs in all their 'three-apple-tall' glory.
urgeok2
06-10-2008, 08:25 AM
holy shit i hope it's a porn.
i've been waiting to see smurfette be on the receiving end of a meat-train for years.
ohhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhhhhhh
pull that blonde hair, PULL IT !!!
massacre man
06-10-2008, 08:31 AM
I thought (and hoped) this was going to be your follow-up to the battle royale when I read the title.
Doc Faustus
06-10-2008, 08:53 AM
Christopher Lee as Gargamel?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-10-2008, 09:20 AM
http://bp3.blogger.com/_AYTSvuLqsdA/R0O9M7ajzxI/AAAAAAAAAOE/_Sfhjg8aNt0/s1600/smurfs_hardcore%2Bcopy.jpg
I always hated the Smurfs.
Rayne
06-10-2008, 09:58 AM
AHHHH!!!...I STILL get caught humming that theme song, and I never realize I'm doing it...Now I know that it will never go away...
Roderick Usher
06-10-2008, 04:14 PM
I always hated the Smurfs.
yeah
the whole one-adjective-fits-all thing makes me want to puke
yeah
the whole one-adjective-fits-all thing makes me want to puke
Damn smurfing right!
Vodstok
06-10-2008, 05:24 PM
i think what disgusted me the most was "its a successful franchise"... Corporate speak makes me want to vomit.
if i hear any more smurfing corporate speak, ill smurfing smurf someone one right in the smurf.
Oh, urge. was smurfette your first paris hilton?
urgeok2
06-10-2008, 06:06 PM
Oh, urge. was smurfette your first paris hilton?
the smurfs were after my time ..
i just hated the look of the things.
GorePhobia
06-13-2008, 12:40 PM
I'd B an L on Smurfette's T's.
The_Return
06-13-2008, 06:27 PM
....am I the only one that's creeped out by the fact that at least 2 people here have expressed sexual urges towards a miniature, blue, children's cartoon character?
neverending
06-13-2008, 06:37 PM
What have you got against blue?
massacre man
06-13-2008, 06:45 PM
And miniature?
its the female part that disturbs him
The_Return
06-14-2008, 10:35 AM
who do i even bother...
who do i even bother...
me --- you definitely bother me (though it might be 'whom do i even bother' - not quite sure on the grammar here
Despare
06-14-2008, 11:23 AM
....am I the only one that's creeped out by the fact that at least 2 people here have expressed sexual urges towards a miniature, blue, children's cartoon character?
They aren't the first... The Todd likes blue boobies.
http://i2.bebo.com/038b/1/medium/2007/10/22/15/20017436a5892795545m.jpg
GorePhobia
06-14-2008, 01:29 PM
Ha ha ha ha.
:)
SMURFIN' HIGH FIVE!
so the other night i brought this smurfette home and then we were smurfin around and stuff and then suddenly she starts smurfing on my smurf and i was like 'oh my smurf' and then she put my smurf on her smurf and kind of starts smurfing back and forth and i was like "holy smurf' and then i just started smurfing that smurf and i was smurfing and smurfing and then i smurfed my smurf all over the smurf
whew
The_Return
06-14-2008, 03:58 PM
me --- you definitely bother me (though it might be 'whom do i even bother' - not quite sure on the grammar here
A guy can't even make a typo in peace around here...
Despare
06-14-2008, 08:32 PM
so the other night i brought this smurfette home and then we were smurfin around and stuff and then suddenly she starts smurfing on my smurf and i was like 'oh my smurf' and then she put my smurf on her smurf and kind of starts smurfing back and forth and i was like "holy smurf' and then i just started smurfing that smurf and i was smurfing and smurfing and then i smurfed my smurf all over the smurf
whew
Robot Chicken had a great skit almost JUST like that. :)
A guy can't even make a typo in peace around here...
yeah - well smurf you, you smurfin smurf
:D
Fearonsarms
01-22-2013, 03:29 PM
Not long now till The Smurfs 2 I'm so excited :):):)
Angra
01-24-2013, 08:36 AM
Not long now till The Smurfs 2 I'm so excited :):):)
Are you for real?? :confused:
Fearonsarms
01-24-2013, 09:46 AM
Are you for real?? :confused:
Yeah their looking hot!
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