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Nightmare-elm2112
06-07-2008, 01:54 PM
I went in to a gas station to by 2 pak of cigarettes. well the man at the cash register gave me two gummy fish instead of the pocket change he owed me.

well i got back in to the car and i told my aunt about the gummy fish she asked me if he was foreign.

i said yes. then she said not to eat theme because that you cant trust foreign people because they could be terrorists.

here's another thing she thinks if Obama becomes president that he will enslave all white people. " if he makes president he will take THERE revenge on all the white people in America" that's what she said.

so do you think she racist or do you think she is just paranoid?

crabapple
06-07-2008, 05:46 PM
Gummy fish?

Nightmare-elm2112
06-07-2008, 05:50 PM
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=swedish+fish&spell=1

Despare
06-07-2008, 07:05 PM
" if he makes president he will take THERE revenge on all the white people in America"

I think she's nuts to think that they're going to take their revenge there. Where are they taking it anyway?

Psycom5k
06-07-2008, 07:29 PM
I think its a mix of both myself.

newb
06-07-2008, 07:57 PM
hell.....eat the gummy fish.........they are a treat..........not as good as gummy worms......but a treat nontheless

alkytrio666
06-07-2008, 08:07 PM
Well, I don't know if you're another of these internet trolls we've seen so much of lately because I haven't been around.

But if this is serious, I'd say you must live in a pretty redneck town to be able to accept two gummy fish in lieu of money.

Elvis_Christ
06-07-2008, 08:24 PM
Your aunt is a fuckin' idiot who should've had a date with a coathanger when she was in the womb.

Psycom5k
06-07-2008, 08:54 PM
Your aunt is a fuckin' idiot who should've had a date with a coathanger when she was in the womb.

Lol.......

crabapple
06-07-2008, 08:57 PM
That is such a not nice thing to say.

Oh wait a minute, neither was what she said.

Forget it.

Oh, just forget it.

Gonna go listen to Neil Sedaka now.

bwind22
06-07-2008, 09:03 PM
C. she is a completely uninformed idiot


That being said, it IS weird to get candy instead of change.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-07-2008, 09:26 PM
Your aunt is a fuckin' idiot who should've had a date with a coathanger when she was in the womb.

I were world president I would have goverment mandated abortions up to the 260th trimester

and when you hit 65, it's off to mars with you.

this kids aunt would SO be aborted.

Elvis_Christ
06-07-2008, 09:35 PM
I were world president I would have goverment mandated abortions up to the 260th trimester

and when you hit 65, it's off to mars with you.

this kids aunt would SO be aborted.

:D

sounds like a vote for you is a vote for change, count me in

X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-07-2008, 09:40 PM
I plan on running in like 2012 when I have enough money to buy enough acid to convince an army of people that I am god and should rightfully make all the rules.

Psycom5k
06-07-2008, 10:10 PM
I were world president I would have goverment mandated abortions up to the 260th trimester

and when you hit 65, it's off to mars with you.

this kids aunt would SO be aborted.

Wouldn't that mean that all americans would be either aborted(and by that I mean killed), or sent off to mars? And if thats true... who would do the sending? Would we have another country do that for us? :confused:

X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-07-2008, 10:11 PM
Wouldn't that mean that all americans would be either aborted(and by that I mean killed), or sent off to mars? :confused:

no

it means I have total say over who lives and dies until they're 65

and when they're 65 they are shipped off to mars.

p.s the world is more than just americans

Psycom5k
06-07-2008, 10:17 PM
no

it means I have total say over who lives and dies until they're 65

and when they're 65 they are shipped off to mars.

p.s the world is more than just americans

Ooooh, Just noticed the WORLD in that statement. Now I thought you were just highly egotistical, not megalomaniacal.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-07-2008, 10:17 PM
I thought you were just highly egotistical, not megalomaniacal.

don't worry, you have 4 years to get it straight. :)

Psycom5k
06-07-2008, 10:21 PM
don't worry, you have 4 years to get it straight. :)

See.... I had a witty comment about women become president, which involved Hillary Clinton, but then I realized that it wouldn't have worked because of the fact that you are going to be running for WORLD president..... so thanks for ruining my chance to be witty. You should be ashamed. I'm not voting for you now!:mad:

Nightmare-elm2112
06-08-2008, 12:14 AM
alkytrio666

Well, I don't know if you're another of these internet trolls we've seen so much of lately because I haven't been around.

But if this is serious, I'd say you must live in a pretty redneck town to be able to accept two gummy fish in lieu of money.

No i am not a internet troll. It was like a couple of cents you couldn't do much with it besides putting it in to a change jar.

Psycom5k
06-08-2008, 12:33 AM
No i am not a internet troll. It was like a couple of cents you couldn't do much with it besides putting it in to a change jar.

Yeah but, we don't barter anymore, we have money. Even if it was 2 cents, i'd still like the notion of them giving me my change. I mean, its like saying, "Fuck you, I get your money, here have these two pieces of candy I picked up off the floor." I would have thrown them in the guys face and told him to give me my money, but my initials spell JEW(no lie) anyways so that might be part of it. :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-08-2008, 12:50 AM
Yeah but, we don't barter anymore, we have money. Even if it was 2 cents, i'd still like the notion of them giving me my change. I mean, its like saying, "Fuck you, I get your money, here have these two pieces of candy I picked up off the floor." I would have thrown them in the guys face and told him to give me my money, but my initials spell JEW(no lie) anyways so that might be part of it. :D

I hate pennies.

you can eat candies, you can't eat pennies.

illdojo
06-08-2008, 08:20 AM
I were world president I would have goverment mandated abortions up to the 260th trimester

and when you hit 65, it's off to mars with you.

this kids aunt would SO be aborted.

Dolly, That is the BEST plan I have ever heard.....Can I be your running mate???:D

Psycom5k
06-08-2008, 08:29 AM
I hate pennies.

you can eat candies, you can't eat pennies.

Actually you can, you just can't digest them.

And what if he picked those candies up off the floor? or maybe pulled them out of his buttcrack? hell maybe he threw some poison on them. You are seriously going to take candy from a stranger? STRANGER DANGER!!!

massacre man
06-08-2008, 08:36 AM
hell.....eat the gummy fish.........they are a treat..........not as good as gummy worms......but a treat nontheless

But there are gummy worms in gummy fish. How else would they catch them?

crabapple
06-08-2008, 08:36 AM
Just GIVE ME MY CHANGE!! I am serious. :eek:

urgeok2
06-08-2008, 09:26 AM
i know for a FACT that the chinese are planning to take over the world.

they're doing it by putting all you can eat buffets everywhere... luring the gluttenous westerners in to overeat on a regular basis until we're all fat and complacent.

they will take over the world, and we're paying them $9.99 a shot to do it.

bwind22
06-08-2008, 09:33 AM
Better the Chinese than Murderdoll. :rolleyes:

Faceless
06-12-2008, 02:42 AM
But if this is serious, I'd say you must live in a pretty redneck town to be able to accept two gummy fish in lieu of money.



:D :D :D :D :D

bloodrayne
06-12-2008, 08:14 AM
you can eat candies, you can't eat pennies.

Tell that to a 2 year-old





Anyway, I'd say it's likely that Nightmare lives in a rural town...When I was younger the owner of the little general store next to my grandparents' house would give us those big pretzel sticks instead of pennies, if our change was less than 5 cents...It was actually common...Many older people in rural areas haven't changed much...Neither have their prejudices and fears

I'd bet this guy's aunt is an older redneck...Doesn't surprise me at all

The fact that Nightmare found his aunt's response odd, but not the gummi fish, kinda says that it's normal for the area, I would think.

Rayne
06-12-2008, 08:15 AM
Whoops!

I was banning and deleting...Forgot to switch over:o

Zero
06-12-2008, 08:16 AM
i think the whole world needs a change!

Zero
06-12-2008, 08:16 AM
Whoops!

I was banning and deleting...Forgot to switch over:o

damn - i'm gonna get banned - AGAIN!