Choose your victim...

[Mr. Grady]

Who would you most like to see killed on screen? Some deserve a real gory slaughter. Pick from this esteemed list (or choose a write in). Feel free to add in the "how", and even the killer if your imagination goes there:

Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Bob Barker (with that skinny phallic microphone, perhaps)...

[urgeok2]

zamphir (by his own pan pipes - shoved up his ass.
kenny g (see zamphir - different instrument)
michael bolton - choked to death on his mullet
phil collins - suffocated in his money
robin williams - crushed by the monty python foot of god.
celine dion - locked in a basement closet and forgotten

[ChronoGrl]

I'm not sure that I'm ready to be accused of heresy. ;)

[urgeok2]

I'm not sure that I'm ready to be accused of heresy. ;)



come on ... say it...

you know you wanna :D

[Mr. Grady]

I wouldn't mind if there was a reunion show of "friends" where the cast got knocked off one by one. I havev to agree on the "soft jazz" artist slaughterhouse idea as well. Put John Tesh in there, too...

[PhilmPhanMan]

Those responsible for the "unsung" list should be forced to eat burnt stake that it's in the process of being burned. Rubbish! I mean there are some great movies there but most of them shouldn't be ranked in the top 1000.:eek: Let alone the top 100.

That list has got me all...http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r31/heavyevidence/crazystraight.jpg

[Doc Faustus]

Mr. Food. Can't stand that guy.

[massacre man]

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan.

Those two already happened. I think. I assume they died in those movies.

[Ferox13]

Mother Theresa eaten by starving Indian Cannibals.

[The_Return]

PhilmPhanMan

[pinkfloyd45769]

You guys are harsh,i like some of those people.Damn.....heartless...:p
Except Return,Philm don't be hating on the list.....

[Roderick Usher]

Mr. Bean...

[Vodstok]

Rachel Ray
Bobby Flay
Madonna
Elmo

[urgeok2]

Mr. Bean...


i find it impossible to hate Mr BEan. I don't like the idea of him, but when i see him i cant look away.

[ferretchucker]

Uma Thurman.

Don't ask why, she just...she just owes me.

[The Mothman]

Mr. Bean...
NOOOooooooo!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Madonna and umm Madonna

[Despare]

PhilmPhanMan

I'd love to punch him in the mouth, right through his teeth so my fist seals his mouth up tight. After that I would grab his nose, plugging it tightly, and then extend a finger on the hand in my mouth so it forces him to throw up... only there's no place for it to go so it explodes out of his eyes and ears in a glorious Peter Jackson-esque fashion.








Or I could just say I disagree, but where's the fun in that.

[PhilmPhanMan]

I'd love to punch him in the mouth, right through his teeth so my fist seals his mouth up tight. After that I would grab his nose, plugging it tightly, and then extend a finger on the hand in my mouth so it forces him to throw up... only there's no place for it to go so it explodes out of his eyes and ears in a glorious Peter Jackson-esque fashion.








Or I could just say I disagree, but where's the fun in that.

Thanks! I missed that. Look Return, if ya got issues kiddo, tell it to yer ol'man otherwise state yer business.

As for you MR. Desperate. Save the hemlock maneuver for your little sister. Could come in handy when your southern instincts come a callin'. Take er' easy girlfriend.

Yeah, that list blows chunks. So what? You wanna cookie? Gimme sum fodder ya lame fooks.;)

[Despare]

Thanks! I missed that. Look Return, if ya got issues kiddo, tell it to yer ol'man otherwise state yer business.

As for you MR. Desperate. Save the hemlock maneuver for your little sister. Could come in handy when your southern instincts come a callin'. Take er' easy girlfriend.

Yeah, that list blows chunks. So what? You wanna cookie? Gimme sum fodder ya lame fooks.;)

I'm not from the South, I'm from Michigan, nice try though Nancy. Anyway, I think you've proven the validity of the list. One of the things mentioned in the title of that thread is "The Underapperciated" is it not?

[Dante'sInferno]

Um......That McDonald's guy.

[massacre man]

Um......That McDonald's guy.

Ronald McDonald!?

[Dante'sInferno]

Ronald McDonald!?No the furry purple one.




That looks like he just got done inhaling 10 pounds of cocaine.:Like......




HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Despare]

No the furry purple one.




That looks like he just got done inhaling 10 pounds of cocaine.:Like......




HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Heh, Grimace. He used to be evil.

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1531/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/Grimace.jpg

[Psycom5k]

Heh, Grimace. He used to be evil.

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1531/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/Grimace.jpg

and he used to have 4 arms too.

[PhilmPhanMan]

I'm from Michigan

That makes two of us. (at least)

Don't be rude guy.:mad: It was pretty damn obvious I wasn't being "hating" when I posted in this thread as what I posted was overtly meant as humor. You wouldn't pull down your joe scary ass big time wrestlin horse shit in person. I can good and fuckin' guarantee ya that one.

This is the specific thing about "lists", one mans treasure is another's trash. So what? If you can't take criticism, DON'T post public lists on a discussion forum that are some type of pseudo "best of" if you aren't prepared to back it up. That's the kind of stuff that does make for interesting conversation cause it sure as heck wouldn't be much fun if we all agreed. Right? The other thing about that specific list is that there are all sorts of SUPER high profile, appreciated and highly praised movies on the list. By no means underdogs. JMO.

Nope, needs revision IMO. NOT hating anyone, just not agreeing.

[Psycom5k]

That makes two of us. (at least)

Don't be rude guy.:mad: It was pretty damn obvious I wasn't being "hating" when I posted in this thread as what I posted was overtly meant as humor. You wouldn't pull down your joe scary ass big time wrestlin horse shit in person. I can good and fuckin' guarantee ya that one.

This is the specific thing about "lists", one mans treasure is another's trash. So what? If you can't take criticism, DON'T post public lists on a discussion forum that are some type of pseudo "best of" if you aren't prepared to back it up. That's the kind of stuff that does make for interesting conversation cause it sure as heck wouldn't be much fun if we all agreed. Right? The other thing about that specific list is that there are all sorts of SUPER high profile, appreciated and highly praised movies on the list. By no means underdogs. JMO.

Nope, needs revision IMO. NOT hating anyone, just not agreeing.

Somebody is wearing his big boy undies today :)

[Dante'sInferno]

Heh, Grimace. He used to be evil.

http://www.retrojunk.com/details_commercial/1531/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/celebritology/Grimace.jpgYeah.I bet shakes were cod for crack.:D

[Despare]

That makes two of us. (at least)

Don't be rude guy.:mad: It was pretty damn obvious I wasn't being "hating" when I posted in this thread as what I posted was overtly meant as humor. You wouldn't pull down your joe scary ass big time wrestlin horse shit in person. I can good and fuckin' guarantee ya that one.

This is the specific thing about "lists", one mans treasure is another's trash. So what? If you can't take criticism, DON'T post public lists on a discussion forum that are some type of pseudo "best of" if you aren't prepared to back it up. That's the kind of stuff that does make for interesting conversation cause it sure as heck wouldn't be much fun if we all agreed. Right? The other thing about that specific list is that there are all sorts of SUPER high profile, appreciated and highly praised movies on the list. By no means underdogs. JMO.

Nope, needs revision IMO. NOT hating anyone, just not agreeing.

Actually, I'm just as much of an ass in person as I am online and I can guaran-damn-tee that. Are those "SUPER high profile, appreciated, and highly praised movies" bizarre? I bet they are. Listen, you posted in this thread (without disagree in the actual list/thread itself) about how much you hated the list so expect to catch some flack for it newbie. Relax, remember, it's only a forum... it's only a forum...




ANYWAY, to not completely hijack the thread. Keeping with the fast food theme I would love to see that creepy king get taken out. Don't care how.

[PhilmPhanMan]

Actually, I'm just as much of an ass in person as I am online and I can guaran-damn-tee that. Are those "SUPER high profile, appreciated, and highly praised movies" bizarre? I bet they are. Listen, you posted in this thread (without disagree in the actual list/thread itself) about how much you hated the list so expect to catch some flack for it newbie. Relax, remember, it's only a forum... it's only a forum...


sending private message.

[Dante'sInferno]

"ahem"


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Adrogenous/McDonaldgetsowned.gif

[massacre man]

sending private message.

Wondering why you had to make that post.

[Despare]

sending private message.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/seans/arguing_on_the_internet.jpg

I wish somebody would kill the guy who sings those freecreditreport.com commercial jingles already.

[Dante'sInferno]

About how you want to meet me and fight me? Are you retarded? Honestly? I'm an adult, with a family, and real responsibilities. You know what tough guy, if you REALLLLLLY want to fight you can pay for octagon and a ref out in Brighton (near Ann Arbor, best MMA ring in MI IMO and it would be legit so nobody would be arrested) and set something up but c'mon... this is the internet. Anyway, stop being a douche-silo and enjoy the forum will ya?


I wish somebody would kill the guy who sings those freecreditreport.com commercial jingles already.I hate that Six Flags guy!

[PhilmPhanMan]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/seans/arguing_on_the_internet.jpg

I wish somebody would kill the guy who sings those freecreditreport.com commercial jingles already.


typical pretend funking wanker cunt. MMA. Yeah, I'm sure guy. More like PTA. Fuckin' video store manager twat posts this:

"I'd love to punch him in the mouth, right through his teeth so my fist seals his mouth up tight. After that I would grab his nose, plugging it tightly, and then extend a finger on the hand in my mouth so it forces him to throw up... only there's no place for it to go so it explodes out of his eyes and ears in a glorious Peter Jackson-esque fashion."



...and then talks about the futility of arguing with the internet?

"I got a wife and a family and I'm MR. Responsability"..,so what does that give you a license to run your dumb ass manly drool above all over your keys in my direction. feck off. Like I said, anytime.

[Doc Faustus]

Madonna and umm Madonna

Agreed. She looks really scary now. It's like sixty year old Marlene Dietrich with muscles.

[novakru]

Agreed. She looks really scary now. It's like sixty year old Marlene Dietrich with muscles.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that she scares.:eek:

[Doc Faustus]

My girlfriend picked up her new album out of curiosity and it is a terrifying techno-infused Baby Jane nightmare. I think it's highly inappropriate for all sentient beings.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Despare, your pic made me laugh!!Thanks,i needed that today:)
I would post who i would like my victim to be,but i think that would be called "Premeditated Murder":) :)

[Psycom5k]

typical pretend funking wanker cunt. MMA. Yeah, I'm sure guy. More like PTA. Fuckin' video store manager twat posts this:

"I'd love to punch him in the mouth, right through his teeth so my fist seals his mouth up tight. After that I would grab his nose, plugging it tightly, and then extend a finger on the hand in my mouth so it forces him to throw up... only there's no place for it to go so it explodes out of his eyes and ears in a glorious Peter Jackson-esque fashion."



...and then talks about the futility of arguing with the internet?

"I got a wife and a family and I'm MR. Responsability"..,so what does that give you a license to run your dumb ass manly drool above all over your keys in my direction. feck off. Like I said, anytime.

http://www.forumspile.com/You-Are-Fucking_Retard.gif
Get out of my forum.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Sending a private message*hehe*
We should start a thread for that,some people would find it useful.:)

[Psycom5k]

anyways, I always wanted to see the daughter from Married With Children die a horrible death. I always hated her.

[pinkfloyd45769]

LeeAnn Rimes,i hate that cunt!

[PhilmPhanMan]

Get out of my forum.

wow, what - a - chode. OK, you win laughing boy.:rolleyes:

I came here to "Horror.com" to discuss horror movies and what i got were mostly posts about RPGs and various boring disfunctional RPG geeks. Good luck with that pretend world stuff, and the sea monkeys princess. I'll do my best to stick with people that know when their playing games. Some really nice people here (thank you for being you). Some REAL dorx here though, and the single recurrent thread that seems most common among them, well it seems to relate to their self perceived uncertain dick size. What the latter group have to do is figure out why they get such a head ache when their constipated.:p

later
ppm

[pinkfloyd45769]

I took a pretty bad beaten when i first came here( thanks Alky),no need to leave over that!

[newb]

wow, what - a - chode. OK, you win laughing boy.:rolleyes:

I came here to "Horror.com" to discuss horror movies and what i got were mostly posts about RPGs and various boring disfunctional RPG geeks. Good luck with that pretend world stuff, and the sea monkeys princess. I'll do my best to stick with people that know when their playing games. Some really nice people here (thank you for being you). Some REAL dorx here though, and the single recurrent thread that seems most common among them, well it seems to relate to their self perceived uncertain dick size. What the latter group have to do is figure out why they get such a head ache when their constipated.:p

later
ppm

This is the "general" forum....much foolish talk goes on here.....I know...I contribute a great deal of it. There is much "horror" discussed in other parts of the forum....if you care to venture there....if not...fine.

[newb]

and he's gone

you would think a "seasoned" guy of 45 would have thicker skin.

[neverending]

He'll be back- to see how sorry we are.

[Psycom5k]

wow, what - a - chode. OK, you win laughing boy.:rolleyes:

I came here to "Horror.com" to discuss horror movies and what i got were mostly posts about RPGs and various boring disfunctional RPG geeks. Good luck with that pretend world stuff, and the sea monkeys princess. I'll do my best to stick with people that know when their playing games. Some really nice people here (thank you for being you). Some REAL dorx here though, and the single recurrent thread that seems most common among them, well it seems to relate to their self perceived uncertain dick size. What the latter group have to do is figure out why they get such a head ache when their constipated.:p

later
ppm

http://cheekydnb.com/pics/RonaldMcGTFO.jpg

Who the fuck uses chode anymore?:confused:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

you're both retarded

[Psycom5k]

you're both retarded

Stop talking to me, I'm trying to stalk you here... jeeze. The nerve of some people.

[urgeok2]

Heh, Grimace. He used to be evil.



i thought i was the only one that remembered he was origionally called the Evil Grimace.

not that he looked evil or anything

[Despare]

i thought i was the only one that remembered he was origionally called the Evil Grimace.

not that he looked evil or anything

Four arms, googly eyes... he was pure evil incarnate!


I think you're right though, he didn't look evil enough so they made him a good guy.

[urgeok2]

Four arms, googly eyes... he was pure evil incarnate!


I think you're right though, he didn't look evil enough so they made him a good guy.

maybe between him and the hamburglar - they thought there was too much negative influence - too much menace.


i thought the talking french fries and chicken nuggets were far scarier though

[Despare]

maybe between him and the hamburglar - they thought there was too much negative influence - too much menace.


i thought the talking french fries and chicken nuggets were far scarier though

What about those multi-colored, bush looking things? Fry guys? I loved the hamburgler "robble robble". Ronald & Chief Big Mac held him back...

McDonalds had a lot of weird characters from aliens to the moon.

[urgeok2]

What about those multi-colored, bush looking things? Fry guys? I loved the hamburgler "robble robble". Ronald & Chief Big Mac held him back...

McDonalds had a lot of weird characters from aliens to the moon.

i think they were heavily influenced by H R Puffinstuff.

appropriately named show that i'm betting a lot of people watched stoned

[neverending]

Told you he'd be back:

Currently Active Users: 48 (11 members and 37 guests)
Most users ever online was 338, 12-10-2003 at 09:03 AM.
neverending, Anthropophagus, Doc Faustus, Elvis_Christ, Greenthorn, PhilmPhanMan, Rayne, Roderick Usher, The_Return, urgeok2, Vodstok

[urgeok2]

Told you he'd be back:

Currently Active Users: 48 (11 members and 37 guests)
Most users ever online was 338, 12-10-2003 at 09:03 AM.
neverending, Anthropophagus, Doc Faustus, Elvis_Christ, Greenthorn, PhilmPhanMan, Rayne, Roderick Usher, The_Return, urgeok2, Vodstok




so what, i've been back for ages


:p

[PhilmPhanMan]

so what, i've been back for ages


:p


I was trying to get you the 213 info but everytime I went to post the board just idled. Glad you got it. :rolleyes: about the "he'll be back"...


just not into the smash your face shit, ya know. Your right though, a thinker skin needed. that's it.

[Psycom5k]

a thinker skin needed. that's it.


http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_269.jpg

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[PhilmPhanMan]

http://www.encircling.us/photoplog/file_269.jpg

ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!


You crack you up...pun intended there spanky