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Dante'sInferno
05-12-2008, 02:28 PM
Well i thought we could play a game about a movie we've watched.How to play is you tell us what youve learned from that movie and when we reach 10 things we've learened from it we go on to a different one.THIS THREAD CONTAINS SPOILERS.
The Godfather:
Go!
Geddy
05-12-2008, 02:48 PM
1) Never go against the family.
Posher778
05-12-2008, 02:54 PM
2) Francis Ford Coppola is divine.
ChronoGrl
05-12-2008, 04:11 PM
3. Watch out for toll booths.
Dante'sInferno
05-12-2008, 04:17 PM
4.One day you might end up with a horse head in your bed.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Roderick Usher
05-12-2008, 04:33 PM
6. mumbling is underrated
Elvis_Christ
05-12-2008, 04:37 PM
7. Avoid running after children with an orange in your mouth when you reach old age.
ChronoGrl
05-12-2008, 04:38 PM
8. Don't turn down an aspiring mob actor.
Dante'sInferno
05-12-2008, 04:42 PM
7. Avoid running after children with an orange in your mouth when you reach old age.Haha!That made me laugh out loud.
urgeok2
05-12-2008, 06:05 PM
crime doesn't pay (for long)
BloodRedFlower
05-13-2008, 03:00 AM
Maybe you should change to The 10 Things We Learned From... or we ll never leave The Godfather.
I learned.... guys in suits are among the worst criminals we can find.
neverending
05-13-2008, 03:36 AM
Don't leave your father unattended in the hospital.
neverending
05-13-2008, 04:04 AM
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Dante'sInferno
05-13-2008, 04:11 AM
Alright I changed the 100 to 10.So let's move on to something else.
The Shining.(When it reaches 10 somebody else get's to pick a movie)
ChronoGrl
05-13-2008, 04:29 AM
1. Pay close attention to bald, black men.
Vodstok
05-13-2008, 05:11 AM
Children are Very Very Creepy.
Dont give him the bat, Wendy.
urgeok2
05-13-2008, 05:46 AM
doors dont stop axes
The Mothman
05-13-2008, 05:52 AM
hedge mazes are cold.
Roderick Usher
05-13-2008, 07:00 AM
All work and no play makes Jack a crazy mutherfucker
alkytrio666
05-13-2008, 07:45 AM
The rare but very real 'gotcha, I'm your grandma' STD can be transmitted via spittle.
Vodstok
05-13-2008, 08:03 AM
A little boy could make scatman crothers smile, but paintings of naked chicks with afros couldnt...
Creepy...
neverending
05-13-2008, 08:48 AM
Don't bother a writer when he's WORKING.
fortunato
05-13-2008, 01:09 PM
don't make out with a mysterious woman in a hotel bathroom, even if she's naked.
scatman crothers' bugs bunny impression leaves something to be desired.
GorePhobia
05-14-2008, 12:09 AM
That was eleven so I will pick the next movie.
Freddy vs. Jason
The Mothman
05-14-2008, 06:38 AM
jason is a party pooper.
rave pooper to be specific.
i think he dislikes lightsticks.
urgeok2
05-14-2008, 06:50 AM
wisecracking bad guys really arent all that funny.
Roderick Usher
05-14-2008, 07:17 AM
"VS" films are less than the sum of thier parts
Sooner or later....the "cash cow" runs out of milk.
jenna26
05-14-2008, 08:19 AM
When you realize there is at least one super strong, psychotic killer on the loose.....it is probably NOT the best idea to throw a party in a cornfield and get falling down drunk.
Wait....I might have already known that one....:rolleyes:
Elvis_Christ
05-14-2008, 05:53 PM
Katharine Isabelle used a body double :(
BloodRedFlower
05-15-2008, 02:07 AM
"VS" films are less than the sum of thier parts
Good one :D
illdojo
05-15-2008, 09:34 AM
Sooner or later....the "cash cow" runs out of milk.
So very true. :D
fortunato
05-15-2008, 10:27 AM
alright, i'll pick another film:
the thing.
illdojo
05-15-2008, 10:29 AM
Science can be dangerous.
GorePhobia
05-15-2008, 10:46 AM
Kurt Russell is BADASS!
urgeok2
05-15-2008, 10:47 AM
in a tense situation - try to keep your head.
if you cant - make sure it can grow legs and get away.
NEVER trust Wilford Brimley
http://www.horrorshirts.com/images/OATMEAL/oatmeal.gif
Roderick Usher
05-15-2008, 11:31 AM
How do I know you're not one of those things?
The Mothman
05-15-2008, 02:42 PM
old retro chess machines break when you pour whiskey in them.
Staplez
05-16-2008, 01:35 PM
Some remakes are alright;)
fortunato
05-20-2008, 11:32 AM
*bump*
i was really getting into this thread.
someone should pick another movie.
BloodRedFlower
05-20-2008, 12:27 PM
May I suggest... Battle Royale?
I learned: with some kinds of friends, who needs enemies anyway?
fortunato
05-20-2008, 01:41 PM
i thought playing "chicken" on the monkey bars during recess was tough...
illdojo
05-21-2008, 12:46 PM
*Singing*
"Hey Teacher.....Leave Them Kids Alone!!!" :D
The_Return
05-25-2008, 05:48 PM
...tazers can be really, really fun.
urgeok2
05-27-2008, 07:15 AM
ok .. time to freshen up:
10 Things I learned from watching The Exorcist.
keep 1 hand on the railing while going down the stairs.
Doc Faustus
05-27-2008, 07:29 AM
Medical science is worthless.
Dante'sInferno
07-22-2008, 11:15 AM
When someone is posessed they will puke up green slime.
illdojo
07-22-2008, 12:46 PM
Some 13 year old girls have very dirty mouths. :D
BloodRedFlower
07-23-2008, 02:07 AM
Crucifixes can be dangerous.
Mr. Grady
07-23-2008, 01:42 PM
6) Don't accuse people of having gone bowling with Goebbels
Roderick Usher
07-23-2008, 02:14 PM
7) children of movie stars are seriously fucked-up
fortunato
07-23-2008, 02:29 PM
8) max von sydow can do anything!
illdojo
07-23-2008, 07:09 PM
9) Falling down long flights of stairs can hurt really really bad.
illdojo
07-24-2008, 05:01 PM
10) Levitation is sweet!!!!
Next Movie: From Dusk Till Dawn
1) Watch out for Sex Machine.....He has a Cockgun.
Roderick Usher
07-24-2008, 05:04 PM
2) liquor store clerks cannot be trusted
illdojo
07-24-2008, 05:17 PM
3) That the Titty Twister is the best bar name EVER!!!
Dante'sInferno
07-24-2008, 05:29 PM
Your friend will let you go into a Bar he's never even been into.
fortunato
07-24-2008, 10:36 PM
5) salma hayek is hot.
wait, i already knew that.
illdojo
07-27-2008, 06:00 PM
6) Bands that play with body parts as instruments fucking rock!!!!
Mr. Grady
08-01-2008, 11:18 AM
Keitel & Clooney work pretty well together...
The Mothman
08-01-2008, 07:55 PM
Mexicans have a tendency to randomly transform into vampires...if there was ever a reason to close the border, there's one.;)
colubrid660
08-03-2008, 05:18 PM
pump-action crossbows and beer-filled condoms are better than wooden stakes anyday...
psychooralien
08-04-2008, 02:51 PM
Learn dutch before looking for sex in amsterdam
illdojo
08-06-2008, 09:39 AM
Learn dutch before looking for sex in amsterdam
Wrong movie......but let's run with it.
Next movie: Hostel
2) Don't fuck with anyone with a blood hound tattoo.
La Chat Noire
08-06-2008, 01:45 PM
3) Hot girls willing to have sex with you probably have ulterior motives.
ChronoGrl
08-06-2008, 04:32 PM
4. They won't get away if you slit the Achilles' heel first.
Elvis_Christ
08-06-2008, 07:49 PM
5. Shit movies sometimes have good endings.
fortunato
08-06-2008, 09:23 PM
6.Shit movies sometimes have good endings........................
Freak
08-06-2008, 09:32 PM
7.Pretend to choke and they'll remove the gag ball.
Disease
08-07-2008, 01:39 AM
8. Slovakian girls have great boobies...
illdojo
08-07-2008, 08:49 AM
9) When running with a chainsaw...watch out for all the blood on the floor....you might slip.
illdojo
08-07-2008, 07:51 PM
10) Torture horror is big business.
New Movie: Pet Cemetery
1) If your cat dies..... just get a new cat.
The Mothman
08-07-2008, 08:03 PM
dont listen to the ramones while driving a truck, you might run over a kid.
urgeok2
08-08-2008, 06:10 AM
even a mediochre movie can produce a kick ass tune
ChronoGrl
08-08-2008, 06:21 AM
OOO! OOO! OOO!
4. They won't get away if you slit the Achilles' heel first.
rasobasi420
08-12-2008, 11:51 PM
5) As should have been learned from Poltergeist, Indian burial grounds are bad mojo. Avoid at all costs.
illdojo
08-13-2008, 10:05 AM
6) Gage is a cool name. (my good friend named his son Gage)
rasobasi420
08-14-2008, 10:32 PM
7) If you have to hand carry the body for miles through treacherous terrain and risk life and limb, it's probably not worth burying them there.
Elvis_Christ
08-17-2008, 03:59 AM
8. Don't take advice from Herman Munster.
rasobasi420
08-21-2008, 12:32 PM
9) Don't make out with a dead chick if her eye is dripping intraocular fluid all over your kitchen floor.