Morning Ritual

[Rayne]

First 5 things you ALWAYS do when you wake up
(even if it isn't necessarily "morning")

For me:

1) Change the baby (He's usually what wakes me up...If he's still asleep when I wake up, I skip 1 and 2 until he's awake)

2) Give the baby a Pediasure

3) Go to the bathroom

4) (lately) Check this forum

5) 'Bathe and brush my teeth' would have gone here, before we had the baby...Now, I have to wait until the baby is asleep or someone can keep him out of the bathroom while I do these things...I can't even go pee without an audience

[Ferox13]

Weekdays:

Shower/shit/shave - breakfast (leave half drunk cup of coffee) - rush to bus.

Weekends:

Open a can of wahat ever beer/cider is left from the night before. eat left overs for breakfast.

[Geddy]

1) Make coffee/ breakfast.
2) Shower, brush teeth, etc.
3) Go online for a bit.
4) Go to school.

On weekends, I do all the first three, and then just kinda hang out.

[The_Return]

I have no rituals whatsoever, besides "Sleep later than I should and rush like hell to get to school relatively on time".

I usually get something to eat and I always make sure to shower...otherwise, all bets are off.

[amc420vt]

1. eat.
2. brush teeth/wash up
3. get dressed.
4. make lunch.
5. watch some tv/head off to work

[Posher778]

Wake up.
Roll over.
Get up later.
Get on here.
Shower.
leave.

[urgeok2]

check email / forum
eat cereal (special k - red berry - with soya milk)
have shower
get dressed
get my kids breakfast
get his clothes ready
get our lunches ready
drop him off at school
get my ass to work.


weekends only the 1st 4.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Brush my teeth
drink coffee
get one kids up and ready for school
make breakfast for all 4 kids
work out

Hey Urge,we eat the same cereal...i just don't eat it for breakfast.

[Rayne]

eat cereal (special k - red berry - with soya milk)

That's such a mature adult cereal


I prefer Fruity Pebbles :p

[Psycom5k]

1) Wake and bake
2) smoke a ciggarette and go to the bathroom
3) eat breakfast
4) shower/shave

[Roderick Usher]

6:30am
1. Crunches/push-ups
2. do dishes (they're always there...I don't understand it:confused: )
3. make coffee/squeeze orange juice
4. Make breakfast for kids/smoothie for wife
5. pack wife's lunch
6. Read the trades online (Variety/Hollywood Reporter/Screeen Daily)

then shower/brush teeth/shit/eat breakfast

writing by 8am

[_____V_____]

Get up at 7:30 - 8:00.

- Bathroom work completed.

- Run for a mile and back.

- Cold Shower. (Hot in winters)

- Breakfast.

- Log into HDC, read and reply to emails, check out on stocks and Wall Street indexes, finances, investments and latest in insurance news.

- Call up the RCAs and enquire their whereabouts.

- Leave for work.

[horrorobsessed]

1. alarm goes off at 6:20 am...press snooze

2. alarm goes off 6:28 am...disable it and get up

3. go downstairs and do the various bathroom duties that are needed

4. get dressed

5. water ducks and leave for school

[ferretchucker]

1. Lay in bed until the clock gets to either a new hour, or half past the hour. I know, weird.

2. Get Dressed

3. Go to the toilet and wash face and hands

4. Eat breakfast and wait 15 minutes before brushing my teeth

5. Go to school on a school day or go on the computer if not. Apart from Sundays, when I have Rugby Practice.

[urgeok2]

That's such a mature adult cereal


I prefer Fruity Pebbles :p



(its the only 0 fat cereal that tastes worth a damn)

i forgot to mention that i get up at 5:30 ..

6:00 on weekends

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

wake up
lounge around
have a cigarette
plan to take over the world
go online

then sometimes I have to go to work at 9pm, so I have less time to plan world domination hence the reason I'm not the boss yet.

[pinkfloyd45769]

1. Lay in bed until the clock gets to either a new hour, or half past the hour. I know, weird.

2. Get Dressed

3. Go to the toilet and wash face and hands

4. Eat breakfast and wait 15 minutes before brushing my teeth

5. Go to school on a school day or go on the computer if not. Apart from Sundays, when I have Rugby Practice.

I hope you don't wash your face and hands in THE toilet:p Sorry i laughed when i read that

[The STE]

If I have class:
- sleep for another five minutes
- get up
- eat breakfast
- get ready to go to class
- go to class



If I don't have class:
- go back to sleep until about noon
- get up
- eat something
- put something on TV or play some music
- take a nap

[GorePhobia]

I don't have a ritual either. I stay up real late at night so I wake up whenever. Like today I stayed up until 11AM and then slept until 5:30PM.

[Dante'sInferno]

Wake up
Listen to NIN
Take a shower
Get Dressed
Go online

[Elvis_Christ]

Usually some sort of mad rush combined with coffee and cigarettes.

[nightmare_of _death]

get up most of the time around 7:30
use the bathroom
get dressed
turn pc on check HDC and email
if have work that day get ready for work and well.... go to work

if have the day off play WoW (World of Warcraft)

lol at first I was gonna post my whole day then I relized it was morning ritual...

[Freak]

Wake up and go use the bathroom

Smoke a cigarette and jump on the net for a sec while I get woke up

Then I start getting ready for work

[novakru]

...I can't even go pee without an audience






LMAO,oh boy do I know this one!

[newb]

weekdays

alarm goes off at 6:45....hit snooze for......alarm goes off again 6:55..get up...go into my boys room...wake him up....do a pee pee....jump in shower.......dry off...check on boy....wake him up again....get dressed......come downstairs...get a coffee...hop on computer..check HDC....check on boy again...out the door by 7:30....drop off boy at school.....drive to post office...pick up work for mail...into work by 8 ish.....grab another coffee in work.......go into my office.....do work stuff...check on-line.....yada yada yada


weekend

sleep until 9 or 9:30....get up...coffee...make breakfast [eggs,bacon.homefries] something like that.....very exciting:D

[cactus]

5 am - Alarm
5:15 or so - shower and bathroom stuff
5:45 - grab some coffee, wake up the wife and kid and leave for work
get to my office around 6:30

good thing is we work 4 10's...bad thing is since I got into management, that doesn't mean a helluva lot...still have to go in on most Fridays for 5 or 6 hours.

[hammerfan]

1. Alarm goes off at 5:30 (weekdays - no alarm on weekends)
2. Go to the bathroom
3. Wake up sister
4. Get in the shower
5. Get dressed

[Vodstok]

Growl out of bed,
Brush teeth/pee
Change baby then get her breakfast
Make sure wife and kid are set for the day
Fire up computer and start working.

Somewhere in there i make a cup of coffee.

[pinkfloyd45769]

LMAO,oh boy do I know this one!

Since i have started potty training my lil boy we clap when he does a pee pee,so now he claps for mommy..So cute!:p

[novakru]

Wake baby, wake girls,change baby, get baby juice, get baby breakfast,change baby again, wake girls again,make lunches, clean up, make breakfast for girls, remind girls to brush teeth, brush baby's teeth, forget to brush mine,find whatever item that is lost, spend 10 minutes finding something else that got lost, make coffee, remind girls to brush teeth again, pack everyone in the car, turn around and go back to find something else someone lost, drop girls at 2 different schools, drive around doing errands for about an hour, come home, get baby snack, change The Morning Poo, play with baby, fall asleep with baby, wake up and remember I had coffee somewhere......

[Phalanx]

1: Set the alarm to snooze for a half hour, so that I can get up one hour before I start work - I don't know why I do this...it seems to give the illusion of more sleep, while actually just interrupting it.
I usually take my morning piss at this time, then go back to bed.
Sometimes at this point, when the mood strikes I might yknow...reach over to the woman instead...if not, sleep...most of the time, sleep. Lazy.

2: (Actually) get up. Proceed to the bathroom, take a shit sometimes, shower (I don't shave mornings, usually the night before) so all my hair conditioning and teeth brushing in the shower, get dressed.

3: At this point I've usually got between 15-20 minutes to time my walk to work (I like to have 20 minutes to spare) During this time, I may zoom onto the pc to check out an email, sometimes head in here but don't usually post then,
re-initiate any downloads or things I want running. Talk to the girl a bit, pack any lunch I've premade the night before, picking up my work stuff, checking my bag...etc

4: The walk to work. I walk up some hills (it's an urban...valley here..ach) and for about 12 minutes. I'll head into the cafe downstairs and pick up my regular (double shot cap with a little caramel) and head upstairs to work.

5: Arrive at work? Sign in, answer the "how are you"s with "at WORK" or some such comment, and get to doin' whatever it is I do...usually at least ONE sip of really hot coffee will occur before that though.

[MichaelMyers]

Wake up early, 5am. Immediately start a horror movie then log into horror and see what's going on. Wash after first movie then start another. Watch continually till bed---various brief pauses to get take-out, use bathroom, feed cat. Usually go to bed after film number eight or nine (11pmish). Wake up and repeat the next day.

[MichaelMyers]

6:30am
1. Crunches/push-ups
2. do dishes (they're always there...I don't understand it:confused: )
3. make coffee/squeeze orange juice
4. Make breakfast for kids/smoothie for wife
5. pack wife's lunch
6. Read the trades online (Variety/Hollywood Reporter/Screeen Daily)

then shower/brush teeth/shit/eat breakfast

writing by 8am

Dude you pack your wife's lunch every day....thanks for showing the rest of us up....

[Damn Heathen]

A large bowl of Frosted Flakes.

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[JasonLuck]

Check my phone for work emails
Drink lemon water
Take my vitamins
Pee
Brush my teeth
Wash my face
Stare at the wall

[Raegan]

Coffee
Let dogs out
Coffee
Feed dogs
Coffee
Shower

[hammerfan]

Pee
Feed the cats
Fix coffee
Play on Facebook
Get dressed
Make lunch and/or breakfast
Leave for work

[Raegan]

Val

[Jake.Ashworth]

Check work phone to see how my day will go.
Shower.
Clothes. (sometimes I forget this one)
Foods that I can eat in the car recklessly.
Tea at work to get me motivated.

[tfantasy]

Use the bathroom
Brush teeth
Shower
Put clothes on
Drink energy drink
Eat something
Take pills
Surf on internet and/or watch tv
Do whatever until it's time to go to work (2nd shifter ::roll eyes::)

[anglewitch]

Wake up and fall back asleep again.