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Doc Faustus
05-09-2008, 09:29 AM
Last night I had this dream that I was combining a bear with a dolphin through godless genetic experiments. I woke up before I got to see the results. I assumed it would surely be a shaggy land dolphin that devoured campers, but my girlfriend pointed out it could have been some sort of adorable aquabear. Which do you think is better and why? What other possibilities exist? I posted this on the bizarro writer's forum, but I need more input than that. This question is eating me up. Like a dolphin bear surely would.
urgeok2
05-09-2008, 09:33 AM
which part is dolphin, which part is bear ?
bear head - dolphin body - something feirce - and wet.
dolphin head - bear body ... intelligent - but soggy.
Doc Faustus
05-09-2008, 10:54 AM
I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.
Despare
05-09-2008, 10:56 AM
I figured dolphin head. Though I had never thought about the intellect factor. That thing could devour campers like there's no tomorrow.
I prefer land animals, although either way, it would feast on many fish...
Abominus
05-09-2008, 11:04 AM
Aquabear. Basically dolphin shaped with fine fun and a stubby bear face. Adorable and smart enough to kill us all.
i got nothing - this is weirdness on a stick, covered in goofy sauce
Rayne
05-09-2008, 11:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/Dolphinbear.jpg
oh - its a big platypus with attitude
Rayne
05-09-2008, 11:40 AM
oh - its a big platypus with attitude
I think it's kinda difficult for a dolphin to look intimidating...Sorta looks like he's dancing :)
urgeok2
05-09-2008, 11:44 AM
i enlarged that picture and carefully studied it, pixel by pixel and i'm convinced ......
THE DOLPHIN BEAR PICTURE RAYNE POSTED IS A FAKE !!!
Rayne
05-09-2008, 11:46 AM
i enlarged that picture and carefully stidied it, pixel by pixel and i'm convinced ......
THE DOLPHIN BEAR PICTURE RAYNE POSTED IS A FAKE !!!
HaHaHa...Wow, you should be some sort of investigator or something...You're really good :p
I mean...It only looks pixely because it was taken from Doc's dream...Everyone knows that Cancers dream in pixels...Duh :D
Roderick Usher
05-09-2008, 11:47 AM
I like the land creature... especially if he delivers candygrams
Doc Faustus
05-09-2008, 11:59 AM
I think the main weakness of the landbased dolphinbear is an inability to stop partying.
pinkfloyd45769
05-09-2008, 06:34 PM
aquabear is a really cute word....i pick that!
ChronoGrl
05-09-2008, 08:08 PM
You used the word "cuddly." I have to go with that one.
Sweet, cuddly Aquabear.
_____V_____
05-09-2008, 08:16 PM
You used the word "cuddly." I have to go with that one.
Sweet, cuddly Aquabear.
The newest toy for kids today...
...replacing the age-old and trusty Teddybear...
Aquabear. Coming soon to a store near you.
Book your Aquabear in advance. Hurry, limited stocks!
DON'T WE ALREADY HAVE "AQUABEARS"?
http://wnymedia.net/blogs/files/2007/12/polar_bear2_u.jpg
ChronoGrl
05-09-2008, 08:19 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/aquabear-large.gif
I'm sorry and I hate to burst any bubbles...but it just wouldn't work....the bear would start to eat itself.
http://www.alaskan-adventures.com/Images/Wildlife/blackbearfish.jpg
GorePhobia
05-10-2008, 10:07 AM
I would want a killer Bearphin!
Disease
05-10-2008, 10:49 AM
I'd like to see a land bear with Doliphin insides, so it just continuously convolses..
ferretchucker
05-10-2008, 11:55 AM
You know what's even better than both?
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/manbearpig.jpg
MANBEARPIG
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/manbearpig-.jpg
crabapple
05-10-2008, 12:06 PM
It's real--I read all about it in the Sun. They captured it and it's in a cage, at the San Diego Zoo. Eats a monkey every day.