I hate sandals on men

[urgeok2]

i hate them so fucking much it needs a thread.

its the only thing i dislike about summer ..
all these guys start wearing their antique roman footwear.
there are generally 2 kinds of guys that wear them :


1) short squat hairy ex jock kind of guys.
the guys who love to bbq and golf.
thinning hair, short stubby legs, splayed thick hobbit toes.
wearing a button up short sleve shirt (or golf shirt) over
baggy khaki shorts

2) tall skinny greenpeace looking motherfuckers wearing much
the same as the previous only add a beard and tilley hat.

i don't know what the hell it is - i know it's irrational - but every time i see these guys shuffling around in their stinky leather sandals i want to go apeshit on them with a louisville slugger (36 ounce)

[newb]

REAL MEN DON'T WEAR SANDALS


I'm not a fan.....flip flops are in the same league.....who the fuck wears these things......that piece between your toes would drive me crazy


http://www.monsoon.co.uk/content/ebiz/monsoon/invt/99501410/99501410_m.jpg

summertime around my house....its barefoot all the way

[urgeok2]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z146/213216/converse-8.gif


365 days a year, rain or shine, indoors or out..

[_____V_____]

Hey!

I wear em. :mad:

Feels nice and comfy in summertime. :)


***was a man last time I checked***

[Despare]

I'm sure some men (or maybe just one ;) ) love em' but I stopped wearing them when I was 11 and don't think I could ever put another pair on.

[Dante'sInferno]

I'm sure some men (or maybe just one ;) ) love em' but I stopped wearing them when I was 11 and don't think I could ever put another pair on.I agree.Plus I hate feet.

[missmacabre]

I agree.Plus I hate feet.

Ditto. The less I see of feet the better. Especially in the summer when they are smelly, sweaty and germ infested. Ugh, and don't get me started on bare feet at the beach. So. much. gross.

[urgeok2]

I agree.Plus I hate feet.

same here.


some girls feet are nice - but for the most part they look like gnarly deformed hands.

[neverending]

What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
(I think it's your mind)
But I think it's YOUR MIND
(Your mind)
I think it's your mind, woo woo

-Frank Zappa

[zwoti]

i hate sandals on men


don't upset him

http://www.edtrejos.com/edblog/images/jesus.jpg







p.s.

i don't wear sandals

[urgeok2]

What's the ugliest
Part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
(I think it's your mind)
But I think it's YOUR MIND
(Your mind)
I think it's your mind, woo woo

-Frank Zappa


zappa was wrong .. it's the toes.

correction .. on men : the balls.

[alkytrio666]

I wear 'em. :)

Actually, to play the devil's advocate, Urge, I could make an equally stereotypical jab at Converse All-Stars...

[urgeok2]

I wear 'em. :)

Actually, to play the devil's advocate, Urge, I could make an equally stereotypical jab at Converse All-Stars...

me too ..

cool people wear them :D



in all seriousness .. good luck fitting me into a stereotype :)

[alkytrio666]

me too ..

cool people wear them :D



in all seriousness .. good luck fitting me into a stereotype :)
Well, ditto. I wear sandals because they're comfortable to wear. I'm sure you feel the same about them sneakers.

So can we all let our feet live in peace?

[urgeok2]

Well, ditto. I wear sandals because they're comfortable to wear. I'm sure you feel the same about them sneakers.

So can we all let our feet live in peace?

hey - i said off the top it wasnt a rational reaction ...

i was just expressing my irrational feelings :)

[Roderick Usher]

I love feet. I keep my toenails painted and I like to show them off.

Sandal are pretty lame, but a fancy-ass flip-flop is kind of fun.

[The STE]

Yeah, what's with all the foot-hate? Unless we're just talking about guys' feet. Then it's alright.

[Abominus]

Better sandals on men, then Crocs. I choose neither, and it's not just because I have big, ugly feet.

[urgeok2]

are crocks those multi-coloured rubber things ikea moms and their kids are wearing ?

fuck YEAH - i hate those flash in the pan shitty trendoid things too..

[Roderick Usher]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/IMG_1989.jpg

go ahead, kiss 'em

I know you want to

[Zero]

1) short squat hairy ex jock kind of guys.
the guys who love to bbq and golf.
thinning hair, short stubby legs, splayed thick hobbit toes.
wearing a button up short sleve shirt (or golf shirt) over
baggy khaki shorts

hey - i don't even like golf

[urgeok2]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/IMG_1989.jpg

go ahead, kiss 'em

I know you want to



for anyone who thinks marijuana is a safe healthy choice - i give you exhibit #1

[urgeok2]

hey - i don't even like golf


and i say you lie !

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y279/madcactus/avatars/fore-2.gif

[Despare]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/IMG_1989.jpg

go ahead, kiss 'em

I know you want to

And so began Frodo's preparation for he and Sam would marry that very evening...

[Abominus]

Get your hobbit feet off the comics! Were you raised in a barn?

[urgeok2]

christ - now it's been reposted twice ..

my own thread grosses me out now ..

thanks .....rod.

[Rayne]

Ya know, now that ya mention it, I realize that I really don't notice people's feet AT ALL...Hmm

[Rayne]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/IMG_1989.jpg

go ahead, kiss 'em

I know you want to
HAHA...Are those really YOUR feet?...I think they're gorgeous...Maybe I SHOULD start checking out people's feet :D

[Roderick Usher]

HAHA...Are those really YOUR feet?...I think they're gorgeous...Maybe I SHOULD start checking out people's feet :D

yup all mine, thanks Rayne

and Urge, glad to be of service:D

[urgeok2]

yup all mine, thanks Rayne

and Urge, glad to be of service:D


you're a nasty-footed son of a bitch

[Roderick Usher]

I had a good toe-sucking the other day

mmmmmmmm

good times

[Rayne]

yup all mine, thanks Rayne

and Urge, glad to be of service:DThere is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D

[Roderick Usher]

There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (especially a shade of pink)...I hold a certain appreciation for any and every part of the male body...I'm not kidding, it's almost weird...I truly love the male form...And I love it good, too :D

I'm with you. Male, female... all the parts are pretty awesome, inside and out. I simply love human flesh.

especially baby, it's delicious

[urgeok2]

There is NOTHING more sexy than a man who isn't afraid to paint his toenails (


seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..







(hats look terrible on me)

[Rayne]

I simply love human flesh.

Gotta agree with that...There isn't one single piece (not even a tiny speck) of the male body that hasn't been in my mouth or on my tongue, I've even licked an eyeball :D...And I promise I won't say any more than that :o

[Rayne]

seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..

(hats look terrible on me)Well, I think it would be better without the diaper anyway (I'm afraid it would take too long to get past the 'silly' in order to get to the 'sexy' :))...How about nothing but a hat?...That would work for me :D

[Posher778]

I wear em. :mad:

Feels nice and comfy in summertime. :)




Agreed. Sandals are awesome. Everyone who disagrees is self conscious about their feet :D

[urgeok2]

Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me on me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
call me fantastic, touch me on me back she say
I'm Mr.ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

I'm Boombastic say me fantastic touch me on my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
call me fantastic she touch me on my back she says Mr. boom
boom
boom
Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
call me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't fell like driving baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well baby love you a the peas

CHORUS

Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal give it like you should
Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal you remember the woo
Would like to kiss and carress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm Boombastic rated as the best
The best you should get nothing more nothing less
Give me your digits jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm

CHORUS

Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start
With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark
A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk
Naw go laba laba laba and a chat pure phart
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm

CHORUS

[Doc Faustus]

seriously .. it isnt a fear ...

i'm not afraid to walk around wearing nothing but a giant diaper and a baseball cap either ...

it's just something else i wouldnt do..







(hats look terrible on me)

Diaper and cap are so passé. Thongs and World War One army helmets are what they're wearing in Milan.

[Posher778]

me too ..

cool people wear them :D



in all seriousness .. good luck fitting me into a stereotype :)

You're the stereotype of the late 40's man who collects everything... There's actually a lot of those. Congrats.

[urgeok2]

Diaper and cap are so passé. Thongs and World War One army helmets are what they're wearing in Milan.

for those who .... aren't afraid :)

[Rayne]

HaHa, that tune is stuck in my head now

And you just reminded me...I forgot to say that THIS:

Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
is the one single thing on a male body that I can do without...I don't like facial hair, and I hate body hair...But, it's only because of...the other thing...I prefer a smooth surface...

[Posher778]

HaHa, that tune is stuck in my head now

And you just reminded me...I forgot to say that THIS:

is the one single thing on a male body that I can do without...I don't like facial hair, and I hate body hair...But, it's only because of...the other thing...I prefer a smooth surface...

Will your innuendo ever cease? Christ!

[urgeok2]

You're the stereotype of the late 40's man who collects everything... There's actually a lot of those. Congrats.


hahaha i dont know anyone else who collects what i do !
not a single person ... they are into sports cars ... golf club memberships ..

and collecting crap doesnt define me either .. my interests are extremely varied ..

i'm in a small minority of guys my age who still play sports competatively,
who read, (even those 2 things are usually mutually exclusive)

into film, art, .. everything ..


it wasn't a concious decision .. but i'm impossible to pigeonhole - or so i've been told.

[Posher778]

hahaha i dont know anyone else who collects what i do !
not a single person ... they are into sports cars ... golf club memberships ..

and collecting crap doesnt define me either .. my interests are extremely varied ..

i'm in a small moinority of guys my age who still play sports competatively,
who read, (even those 2 things are usually mutually exclusive)

into film, art, .. everything ..


it wasn't a concious decision .. but i'm impossible to pigeonhole - or so i've been told.

So your the stereotype of the unstereotyped.

[urgeok2]

So your the stereotype of the unstereotyped.


i suppose so ..

does that even exist ?

[Posher778]

i suppose so ..

does that even exist ?

It does now :D

[zwoti]

but i'm impossible to pigeonhole - or so i've been told.


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/loonsrout/urgpig.jpg

[Rayne]

Will your innuendo ever cease? Christ!That wasn't innuendo, Dingbat...It was quite straightforward


http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/loonsrout/urgpig.jpg
That is AWESOME :)

[newb]

I never realized how much I dislike feet....until this thread.

DAMN ROD.....I truly hope your movie is a hit so you can buy a nice pair of shoes....I see you as a "boot" kinda guy.
http://www.quenvolds.com/shoe_images/2307.jpg

[urgeok2]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/loonsrout/urgpig.jpg


heh :)


do those pigeons look nervous or what ? :)

[Disease]

REAL MEN DON'T WEAR SANDALS


I'm not a fan.....flip flops are in the same league.....who the fuck wears these things......that piece between your toes would drive me crazy


http://www.monsoon.co.uk/content/ebiz/monsoon/invt/99501410/99501410_m.jpg

summertime around my house....its barefoot all the way

Where I come from we call them thongs, and I stoped wearing them for years, but am back into it, it's just something to wear out to the park or the shops with out walking in dog shit or on a fit...

But sandals, I wore them in primary school, but I stoped at about the age of 10, fuck no could I ware them again unless money was involved, as in being paid to me in large amounts on a regular basis.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I love flip flops!!! I wear them all year,even in yhe snow.I don't mind sandals on men,unless its with jeans.I hate that look!

[Psycom5k]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/IMG_1989.jpg

go ahead, kiss 'em

I know you want to

MY GOD MAN, YOU DEFILE A COPY OF THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS WITH YOUR HOMOSEXUALLY PAINTED TOENAILS?! THROW THE MAN IN JAIL!!!

[Despare]

MY GOD MAN, YOU DEFILE A COPY OF THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS WITH YOUR HOMOSEXUALLY PAINTED TOENAILS?! THROW THE MAN IN JAIL!!!

How do you paint something homosexually? Slopping on the paint with a one limp wristed hand while holding a playgirl in the other?

[Psycom5k]

How do you paint something homosexually? Slopping on the paint with a one limp wristed hand while holding a playgirl in the other?

Hmmmm you seem to know the technique pretty well.... maybe you sir are a homosexal! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE.
http://www.orble.com/images/jesus1.jpg














I'm in a silly mood tonight. :)

[Despare]

I'm in a silly mood tonight. :)

That's ok, I won't respond by calling you gay back or something immature like that... but I do think you have a thing for Rod's tootsies. You want to play "This Little Piggy" with him all night don't you? Sick-o.

[Rayne]

Ya know, gay guys get TONS of chicks hitting on them...Maybe it's some kind of challenge to them...Like "I bet I can 'convert' him" or something...Might be a pretty good strategy to pick up girls, if ya think about it

But...Despare is already married...So, he doesn't need a gimmick :)

[newb]

But...Despare is already married...So, he doesn't need a gimmick :)

Yeah....a lot of states are legalizing that now.

http://www.gothamgazette.com/graphics/same_sex.jpg

[Despare]

Ya know, gay guys get TONS of chicks hitting on them...Maybe it's some kind of challenge to them...Like "I bet I can 'convert' him" or something...Might be a pretty good strategy to pick up girls, if ya think about it

But...Despare is already married...So, he doesn't need a gimmick :)

We had a this guy where I work who was always prattling on and on about his boyfriend... and then he started hanging out with a couple of the girls there and telling them how "everytime he's in a relationship with a guy he find a girl he could fall in love with". Oh, and married or not, gimmicks aren't really my bag baby.

[Roderick Usher]

I just want to feel pretty