View Full Version : How should I act like I don't know?
Psycom5k
04-01-2008, 02:02 PM
So, I find out about 20 minutes ago that my friends are on their way for a surprise Birthday Party for me. Now the problem is, how do act like I don't know, and be convincing.
On a side note, I was feeling a little bit hurt that everybody got a happy birthday thread but me, and then I see that its Marleys Ghosts birthday at the bottom of the forum, so I go to my user CP, and guess what, I had it set so that it wouldn't show my DOB or birthday..... So now instead of feeling a bit hurt, I feel a bit stupid. :p
hammerfan
04-01-2008, 02:03 PM
Happy belated birthday and enjoy your party!
Rayne
04-01-2008, 02:04 PM
Happy Birthday, Stupid :p :D
OH, and...Just fake it
Dude Guadalupe
04-01-2008, 02:04 PM
Happy late what now?:D
bloody_ribcut
04-01-2008, 02:05 PM
get drunk quick.
Psycom5k
04-01-2008, 02:06 PM
get drunk quick.
Oh I will, believe me. I was told they are making a stop at a liquor store before they get here.
Everybody else thanks, and oh shit they are here. I gotta go.
Rayne
04-01-2008, 02:07 PM
Ya know...You could just open the door completely naked and say, "OMG, I'm so sorry, I had NO idea!...I was expecting someone else...What a SURPRISE!...Sorry"
:D
VampiricClown
04-01-2008, 02:08 PM
Ya know...You could just open the door completely naked and say, "OMG, I'm so sorry, I had NO idea!...I was expecting someone else...What a SURPRISE!...Sorry"
:D
I think that would work great! :D
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-01-2008, 02:09 PM
Ya know...You could just open the door completely naked and say, "OMG, I'm so sorry, I had NO idea!...I was expecting someone else...What a SURPRISE!...Sorry"
:D
do this
.....
Marya Zaleska
04-01-2008, 02:09 PM
Ya know...You could just open the door completely naked and say, "OMG, I'm so sorry, I had NO idea!...I was expecting someone else...What a SURPRISE!...Sorry"
:D
That sounds like a winner. Everyone else but you will be surprised!
Lol!
:) :) :) :)
Disease
04-01-2008, 02:13 PM
Oh I will, believe me. I was told they are making a stop at a liquor store before they get here.
Everybody else thanks, and oh shit they are here. I gotta go.
You don't have any friends do you, that is why you are still here.... :D
Posher778
04-01-2008, 02:20 PM
Maybe he's a schizo and one of his voices told him that the other voices are coming over?
Disease
04-01-2008, 02:24 PM
Maybe he's a schizo and one of his voices told him that the other voices are coming over?
Yes, that is probably it. or maybe he left in such ahurry he forgot to log off, or maybe he is just makeing that story up so we think he is gone but is now just sitting here watching to see if we talk about him...
ferretchucker
04-01-2008, 03:05 PM
The naked idea seems pretty good. Maybe if you're not sure about that, wear underwear and a tie but nothing else. Or maybe bondage.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-01-2008, 03:07 PM
The naked idea seems pretty good. Maybe if you're not sure about that, wear underwear and a tie but nothing else. Or maybe bondage.
yeah you need some bondage gear, then when you open the door scream "I want me money upfront, worm!" as you're opening it.
ferretchucker
04-01-2008, 03:09 PM
LMAO! Years to build up a rep, but only one sentence to destroy it! DO IT PSYCOM! DO IT!
GorePhobia
04-01-2008, 03:26 PM
Ha ha ha Happy Birthday John.
Hope all went well.
The_Assassin
04-01-2008, 04:28 PM
I could always take them out, before they arrive.
- The_Assassin
Phalanx
04-01-2008, 05:29 PM
How should I act like I don't know?
Knock yourself out and let them find the unconscious body.
Wake up to the party - some of the surprise may even be genuine.
Elvis_Christ
04-01-2008, 05:54 PM
yeah you need some bondage gear, then when you open the door scream "I want me money upfront, worm!" as you're opening it.
Haha holy shit that would be fuckin' funny I can see their shocked faces :D
Psycom5k
04-01-2008, 06:51 PM
Ok so the party ended like about a half hour ago, and then like me and my buddy sat around and smoked a blunt. just so you know im pretty messed up right now. Thanks everybody.
Oh yeah, uhhh...
yeah you need some bondage gear, then when you open the door scream "I want me money upfront, worm!" as you're opening it.
So, you have nothing better to do than think about me in bondage gear? :rolleyes:
Elvis_Christ
04-01-2008, 06:55 PM
So, you have nothing better to do than think about me in bondage gear? :rolleyes:
Everyone fantasizes about inflicting pain on their enemies don't they?
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-01-2008, 06:57 PM
Everyone fantasizes about inflicting pain on their enemies don't they?
They do.
I can't really say psycom is an enemy though, before this thread I didn't know there was a psycom. :o
Rayne
04-01-2008, 06:58 PM
Everyone fantasizes about inflicting pain on their enemies don't they?
Oh yes. Dustin and I are mortal enemies. Why do you think we're on opposing teams?
:p
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-01-2008, 06:59 PM
Oh yes. Dustin and I are mortal enemies. Why do you think we're on opposing teams?
:p
Everyone fantasizes about inflicting pain on their enemies, some people fantasize about inflicting pain on everybody :cool:
answer my pm! :p
Psycom5k
04-01-2008, 09:50 PM
They do.
I can't really say psycom is an enemy though, before this thread I didn't know there was a psycom. :o
Oh thats cold....
Disease
04-01-2008, 10:00 PM
Oh thats cold....
Dude, go get laid, aint it still yo birthday?
missmacabre
04-01-2008, 10:01 PM
Dude, go get laid, aint it still yo birthday?
good luck with that haha
ferretchucker
04-02-2008, 02:42 AM
Were there party poppers? I LOVE party poppers!
Psycom5k
04-02-2008, 01:13 PM
Lol, It was a party with a bunch of my friends and family, the only chicks over were my friends girlfriends and a couple cousins. And I don't live in Kentucky so...
ferretchucker
04-02-2008, 01:19 PM
Rayne, Dustin, I'm sure he didn't mean it! Listen, NO! Put the knife down! I'm warning y- NO! This is not the time for shotguns Dustin!
Dude Guadalupe
04-02-2008, 01:25 PM
Rayne, Dustin, I'm sure he didn't mean it! Listen, NO! Put the knife down! I'm warning y- NO! This is not the time for shotguns Dustin!
No worries, I thought like that too before I moved here. I was surprised that people could read. I was expecting banjos and shotguns....seriously.
It's ok though, we live far away from the mountains.
Psycom5k
04-04-2008, 11:51 PM
No worries, I thought like that too before I moved here. I was surprised that people could read. I was expecting banjos and shotguns....seriously.
It's ok though, we live far away from the mountains.
Ya know, I totally forgot you guys lived in Kentucky, and if you're wondering, I wasn't aiming it at you and Rayne.