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wildfire
03-07-2008, 07:24 AM
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.
Spill it!!! :D ;)
bloody_ribcut
03-07-2008, 07:50 AM
i remember running into a clothing store when i was sixteen , snatching two pairs of expensive skating pants and running out. the weird thing is no one was at the cash register for some reason.....so after running around the corner where my freind was waiting, i toss him a pair and we run to a side of a shed behind the store and i change my clothes(really just pants)..with our newley aquired clothing we walked casually through a neighborhood street when a cop pulls in a driveway infront of us. i thought we were busted and was headed to a juvenile detention center, but he just reversed and took off...we were like ..SHIT! we ran to a school and climbed onto the roof, where we hid the new loot under the pants we were wearing so that when we walked to his house nobody would see us carrying anything, and so his mother wouldnt question where we got the jeans from....those were the good ol days....i loved those pants, they were some cool as skating jeans.
yes i smoked a joint, and lied to a boss. i cant stay still and i got fired.
i confess. . . i have flung pooh at small children for no good reason
DarkWanderer
03-07-2008, 10:59 PM
I stole the hub caps off of a cop car while the deputies were in a diner eating once...does that count?
fortunato
03-07-2008, 11:04 PM
i confess. . . i have flung pooh at small children for no good reason
the real question is did you enjoy it?
Marya Zaleska
03-08-2008, 09:10 AM
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.
Spill it!!! :D ;)
No, No, Yes, No!
Have you ever poured wine over ice cream?
Have you ever walked up to the cash register and paid for the store sample of something already put together rather than buy the box with the parts you have to put together?
:) The Countess :)
Freak
03-08-2008, 09:52 AM
I've smoked a joint,I've never had sex in a elevator,I've have lied to get out fo work and yes I did change the price tag on something.and yes I have bought the floor model to avoid putting something together.
_____V_____
03-08-2008, 10:34 AM
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.
Spill it!!! :D ;)
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Any more spilling and I mighta need to get my chainsaw out.
the real question is did you enjoy it?
no - but oddly enough, they did
wildfire
03-08-2008, 01:07 PM
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Any more spilling and I mighta need to get my chainsaw out.
Thanks for your input!! I Think I have done th worst. Not sure I should tell!! :eek:
Psycom5k
03-08-2008, 03:06 PM
Yes, yes, yes and no.
fortunato
03-08-2008, 07:35 PM
yes/no/yes/no
monalisa
03-08-2008, 09:06 PM
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.
Spill it!!! :D ;)
Yes, not to "completion" (that happened later), yes, yes, whatever is too vague. :p
ChronoGrl
03-08-2008, 09:50 PM
yes/no/yes/no
...
I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus.
And most of that was in high school. :rolleyes:
monalisa
03-08-2008, 09:57 PM
yes/no/yes/no
...
I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus.
And most of that was in high school. :rolleyes:
ah, the younger years, when we were all more adventurous...not to mention younger and cuter. :p :D :(
ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 06:24 AM
ah, the younger years, when we were all more adventurous...not to mention younger and cuter. :p :D :(
Seriouly... Ahhh, young Chrono...
do tell . . . inquiring minds want to know!
ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 06:48 AM
do tell . . . inquiring minds want to know!
Well, since you asked...
I didn't masturbate until I was 19. 19. Yes, I had been sexually active, but had never indulged in... myself.
It was the summer after freshman year in college. And when I started, I couldn't stop.
I was a compulsive masturbator my entire sophomore year in college, so much so that I couldn't fall asleep without taking care of business.
AND I was sleeping on the top bunk.
Ohhhhhhhh my poor roommate. :o
making up for lost time eh? . . . ok. . . continue .. .
ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 06:57 AM
Your turn. ;)
i fling pooh - not really for sexual pleasure or even to irritate people . . .to be totally honest, we monkeys fling our pooh mainly just to get it away from us (its awfully stinky!0
ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 07:20 AM
I think you can do better than that. :p
...
I like the idea of an HDC Confession thread. It's the internet. It's anonymous (mostly).
Confess.
Wildfire, I think you should change the name of this thread. "Have You Ever" is too indicative of the "Guilty or not guilty" game. Let's just call it what it is:
HDC Confession.
Confess, my friends, confess.
_____V_____
03-09-2008, 11:35 AM
I've had sex on an airplane, sex in a car, sex on the beach, sex on a tennis court, sex while his parents were in the next bed, sex in a public park in broad daylight, sex in a high school stair well, sex in the ocean, sex in a lake, sex on poison ivy, and sex on a coach bus.
Never knew someone else lived the life I was. Although I never did it in water (lake or ocean)...mine was more exotic in the locales.
Under a tree while raining, in a church (erm!), staircase of a parking-lot, etc. I am a bit wild when my hormones are raging.:o
ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 02:47 PM
Never knew someone else lived the life I was. Although I never did it in water (lake or ocean)...mine was more exotic in the locales.
Under a tree while raining, in a church (erm!), staircase of a parking-lot, etc. I am a bit wild when my hormones are raging.:o
I never got to a church... I was always a little jealous that my ex had done the deed in a Masonic Temple. That's very very hot.
The first time I got drunk (age 16 - junior year in high school on a pint of vodka), I puked all over a church floor, but no sex unfortunately. And that was probably for the best at the time.
wildfire
03-09-2008, 05:11 PM
[QUOTE=ChronoGrl;671449]I think you can do better than that. :p
...
I like the idea of an HDC Confession thread. It's the internet. It's anonymous (mostly).
Confess.
Wildfire, I think you should change the name of this thread. "Have You Ever" is too indicative of the "Guilty or not guilty" game. Let's just call it what it is:
HDC Confession.
Confess, my friends, confess.[/QUOTE
I'm Drunk right now so i should probley keep my mouth shut but i can't......
speaking of masterbating I do it till my heart is cumming out of my chest and i feel like i am going to pass out!!
ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 05:26 PM
I'm Drunk right now so i should probley keep my mouth shut but i can't......
speaking of masterbating I do it till my heart is cumming out of my chest and i feel like i am going to pass out!!
Is there any other way to do it? ;)
ummmm...........jesus says not to touch your own dinky......so I don't.
but Jesus wasn't married for 25 years.:D
dewaholic
03-09-2008, 06:08 PM
Smoked a Joint?? Fucked in an Elevator?? Lied to your boss to get out of work?? Changed The price tag on somthing you wanted?? Or what ever.
Spill it!!! :D ;)
Yes. No, but have thought about it. No. No, but just took it anyway.
_____V_____
03-09-2008, 06:52 PM
ummmm...........jesus says not to touch your own dinky......so I don't.
but Jesus wasn't married for 25 years.:D
And what does the wifey have to say about THAT?
Elvis_Christ
03-09-2008, 07:17 PM
She doesn't mind seeing as he can't get anymore blind or hairy :)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2008, 08:48 PM
I ain't admitting to nothing I don't have to.
I will say that it's funny how this thread was supposed to be about daring or risque behaviour and it turned into the up all night masturbation station.
Angra
03-09-2008, 09:21 PM
Hahahaha
This thread is funny.
Continue
bloody_ribcut
03-10-2008, 03:50 AM
my story was the best, and it doesnt have any masterbating.
wildfire
03-10-2008, 06:56 AM
Well now I'm sober and i can't belive my last entry. Never go online when your drunk. WTF!!
Angra
03-10-2008, 07:03 AM
Well now I'm sober and i can't belive my last entry. Never go online when your drunk. WTF!!
And yet you haven't changed it, you show-off. ;)
wildfire
03-10-2008, 07:04 AM
And yet you haven't changed it, you show-off. ;)
Ok you got me!!! ;)
Haunted
03-10-2008, 11:34 AM
My sex life was pretty dull.
I smeked the Bible. We didn't have any rolling papers so we used Revelations... the bit with the four horsemen. It worked. I was sactified by the purity of the logos and the logos was with the Pot. I know that I got really really stoned. Can't remember most of the day.
This is sweet and cute and oh so HDC. The first time I ever lit up was in a really old graveyard.
Now, the really bad shit, I'm just not ready.