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wildfire
03-05-2008, 06:33 AM
Mine is Rob Zombie Movies!! It's like watching Horror porn. I dig porn but not in my horror movie. Don't get me wrong sex in the movie is fine but every five minutes. fuck man!! :eek: Come on rob Zombie Fans let me have it............

What is your WTF??? Not just movies anything!! :D

newb
03-05-2008, 06:41 AM
Went to an oral surgeon yesterday....had a tooth extraction...didn't feel a thing....three hours later, when the novocaine wore off....WTF



thank god for vicodin:D

wildfire
03-05-2008, 06:43 AM
Went to an oral surgeon yesterday....had a tooth extraction...didn't feel a thing....three hours later, when the novocaine wore off....WTF



thank god for vicodin:D

That sucks!! Vicodin, That's The ticket!! ;)

bloody_ribcut
03-05-2008, 07:05 AM
the new halloween, wtf?!

novakru
03-05-2008, 08:12 AM
WTF Threads:D

wildfire
03-05-2008, 09:17 AM
WTF Threads:D


Got to try something to liven up the place.......... My bad spelling is not working!! :D

amc420vt
03-05-2008, 11:31 AM
MORE snow?!

WTF?!!

horrorobsessed
03-05-2008, 07:40 PM
Physics tests...which i have tomorrow


WTF^2

Elvis_Christ
03-06-2008, 01:16 AM
Mine is Rob Zombie Movies!! It's like watching Horror porn. I dig porn but not in my horror movie. Don't get me wrong sex in the movie is fine but every five minutes. fuck man!! :eek: Come on rob Zombie Fans let me have it............


Huh? There wasn't that much fucking in his flicks...maybe I'm missing something :confused:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/freeheadlines/LAC/20080301/RACIST29/international/International

^^ That made me go WTF the other week and really fucked me off

Posher778
03-06-2008, 03:00 AM
The weather patterns in GA WTFFF?

Haunted
03-06-2008, 04:55 AM
People who think vicodin is a strong medication. WTF. Sure it'll kill ya. I have to wear a 10mg duragesic patch and still take 7.5/500 oxycodone for the noodle. I've got these headaches and they don't know why. They have nothing to do with the fact that I'm clinically nuts. So I'll toss a WTFF (fucking fuck) to my headaches. WTFF?? Why do I have 'em? Give 'em to someone else!

If they'd let me smoke the weed like in CA I wouldn't have any problems.

wildfire
03-06-2008, 05:33 AM
I'm on Perks 10 mg. 2 three times a day. Hey it feels good. Almost to good :D

Haunted
03-06-2008, 06:22 AM
Well, I hate it. I hate having to rely on something to make me feel okay many days. I don't get a high from the meds. I know that I used to do so, but now I just get sleepy. Thank the Goddess for my eliptical trainer, though. I know, excersize wtf? It has actually been more adictive than any drug I've ever done.

Angra
03-06-2008, 06:40 AM
Crabapple




......................

novakru
03-06-2008, 06:43 AM
I have to agree that exercise gives me the best high and I feel better the next morning.


But Lexipro kicks all ass, and I wouldn't be exercising in the first place if it wasn't for that little white pill:D

Angra
03-06-2008, 08:54 AM
I have to agree that exercise gives me the best high and I feel better the next morning.



Of course we need a pic of your bare ass to prove that..

fortunato
03-06-2008, 08:58 AM
my crappy car.
work or don't work. make up your mind already.

WTF?!

Despare
03-06-2008, 09:03 AM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33165

fortunato
03-06-2008, 09:15 AM
http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33165

haha, exactly what i was thinking.

fortunato
03-06-2008, 10:04 AM
and actually, another one:

http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33101

Kemal
03-06-2008, 12:43 PM
That picture in Despare's signature... makes me say "what the fuck" every time. Followed by "that shit's wack, yo!"

Haunted
03-06-2008, 12:56 PM
WTF, it's Kemal. You're still around this dive with these people? I kinda missed you. Seen the new head on commercials?

VampiricClown
03-06-2008, 12:57 PM
WTF, it's Kemal. You're still around this dive with these people? I kinda missed you. Seen the new head on commercials?

They aren't head on anymore. They are "activ-on" or something lame.

Posher778
03-06-2008, 01:05 PM
Thomasgeorge

Haunted
03-06-2008, 01:06 PM
It's always been lame, hasn't it, kiddo? God those commercials are creepy. They're probably made by Happy Paths, as in the Happy PsychoPATHS. I mean your brain's there VC, do you really want to rub that bullshit on your noodle? I wouldn't, as mine is fucked enough as it is.

Poor Posher, still disturbed by TG. So funny and so sad and so very oddly creepy.

Phalanx
03-06-2008, 01:08 PM
Things that make you go WTF!!

That WTF has more syllables than WHAT THE FUCK...All thanks to the W.

VampiricClown
03-06-2008, 01:10 PM
It's always been lame, hasn't it, kiddo? God those commercials are creepy. They're probably made by Happy Paths, as in the Happy PsychoPATHS. I mean your brain's there VC, do you really want to rub that bullshit on your noodle? I wouldn't, as mine is fucked enough as it is.

Poor Posher, still disturbed by TG. So funny and so sad and so very oddly creepy.

Oh I know. I wonder if it really has some kind of mind control in it. :eek:

Posher778
03-06-2008, 01:21 PM
Well he was disturbing! I can't help it.

Despare
03-06-2008, 06:09 PM
and actually, another one:

http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33101

That one's good but the other one made me really wonder why somebody like Amelthae (sp) who I believe is Danish (?) suddenly stops posting about Disney movies in the last seen movie thread and starts a thread about lost attractions. The thread you found is WTF for a different reason though, I think maybe the person who posted that story (if you can call it that) took his/her life shortly after. Very odd. And Kemal... you love my sig man, you know it.

Bub the Zombie
03-06-2008, 08:42 PM
This thread, and AMK's return

Cinestro
03-07-2008, 11:00 AM
I do not use this expression often, but after a bout of the flu that kept me so sick I couldn'a even post here or on any of the other forums I like to visit I have to say WTF!!!!! Every year!!!!!!!!!!!!

DarkWanderer
03-07-2008, 11:06 AM
Did you get the flu shot?

I have never gotten the flu, then for the last two years I've gotten the flu shot and BLAM, gotten the flu both years.

Glad you're feeling better.

bloody_ribcut
03-07-2008, 11:11 AM
my right ear, dead? wtf?!?

fortunato
03-07-2008, 11:29 AM
my right ear, dead? wtf?!?

your right ear's dead? wtf?

Cinestro
03-07-2008, 05:23 PM
Yeah my Dr. made me get the shot, and it always makes it worse for me too!

First year I got the shot in like the past 5 and it was the worst year yet.

Zero
03-07-2008, 05:56 PM
my fuzzy red ass is dead . . . wtf?

angrymob
03-07-2008, 08:20 PM
People who stand inches away from you and tell you how their throat is sore,stomach upset and they may have bronchitis.
SHOW SOME COMMON SENSE!!!WTF

fortunato
03-07-2008, 08:40 PM
the effing weather in central indiana.

a giant, multicolored WTF?!

DarkWanderer
03-07-2008, 10:57 PM
Signing off your computer at 5:00 PM on a Friday, turning out your office lights, putting on your coat, walking to the elevator, riding to the parking garage, getting in your car, putting your key in the ignition....

and having your cell phone go off so your boss can tell you to go back to your office and help with an emergency budget review so they can get Pass 5 submitted to Fiscal by the 10:00 AM Monday deadline.....>


WTF

monalisa
03-08-2008, 09:40 PM
Those late-night commercials to get the lonely guys to call and talk to the "hot local singles". WTF is up with the scratchy-voiced girls that sound like they need to cough up a fur-ball or something? Is that really sexy to guys? I just want to pat them on the back to help get the fur-ball out of the throat or gag them with a cough drop or something. Bleh!

ChronoGrl
03-09-2008, 06:53 AM
Signing off your computer at 5:00 PM on a Friday, turning out your office lights, putting on your coat, walking to the elevator, riding to the parking garage, getting in your car, putting your key in the ignition....

and having your cell phone go off so your boss can tell you to go back to your office and help with an emergency budget review so they can get Pass 5 submitted to Fiscal by the 10:00 AM Monday deadline.....>


WTF

That IS a big WTF.

...

As for me, this is a big WTF to myself:

I am SO incredibly and irrationally jealous of the fact that my extremely talentless ex-boyfriend got laid off, but had enough funds and time to write his first novel. I am SO jealous in fact, that I played ESTALKER this morning for a good 15-20 minutes to find his livejournal, his MySpace in hopes to glimpsing him typing about a REJECTION letter.

It's just not healthy. I need to get over it.

And I dumped him.

WTF CHRONO. KNOCK IT OFF.

Dante'sInferno
03-11-2008, 05:00 AM
People that say WTF?I go WTF?!?!?!?!





Oh yeah and midget porn.

bloody_ribcut
03-11-2008, 05:32 AM
jamie lee curtis selling activia, wtf?!

wildfire
03-11-2008, 08:15 AM
jamie lee curtis selling activia, wtf?!

I just saw that Too............ WTF is our Scream Queen Thinking!!! :(

newb
03-11-2008, 12:09 PM
If it was Ginger...I could understand it, but ............WTF!

DRIGGS, Idaho (AP) — Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.

She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

On Oct. 18, Teton County sheriff's Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party that was held for her. According to the sheriff's office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve and repeatedly speed up and slow down. When Gutierrez asked about a marijuana smell, Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and two small cases used to store marijuana.

The 69-year-old Wells, founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute and organizer of the region's annual family movie festival called the Spud Fest, then failed a sobriety test.

Wells' lawyer, Ron Swafford, said that a friend of Wells' testified that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after using it that day, and that Wells was unaware of it. Swafford also said several witnesses were prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

Zero
03-11-2008, 12:16 PM
That IS a big WTF.

...

As for me, this is a big WTF to myself:

I am SO incredibly and irrationally jealous of the fact that my extremely talentless ex-boyfriend got laid off, but had enough funds and time to write his first novel. I am SO jealous in fact, that I played ESTALKER this morning for a good 15-20 minutes to find his livejournal, his MySpace in hopes to glimpsing him typing about a REJECTION letter.

It's just not healthy. I need to get over it.

And I dumped him.

WTF CHRONO. KNOCK IT OFF.

He will be rejected - over and over and over. . . in fact, if he claims its being 'published' it'll probably be self-published vanity nonsense. . . trust me you will have the last laugh


(or it will shoot to the top of the NYT best seller list and he'll be on Oprah - but I prefer my earlier scenario)

Angra
03-11-2008, 01:11 PM
Farts......

Freak
03-11-2008, 01:16 PM
So Chrono is single now eh? Well let me welcome you to the singles club here at HDC.Are motto is "It Sucks".

Angra
03-11-2008, 01:22 PM
So Chrono is single now eh? Well let me welcome you to the singles club here at HDC.Are motto is "It Sucks".


Speak for yourself.

I find it peaceful. There's nobody to prove u wrong in anything. Nobody to complain or nag.:)

bloody_ribcut
03-11-2008, 01:42 PM
..ohh yeaahhh, ..its cool being without a girl......no sex....i mean who wants that shit?






































wtf?

Angra
03-11-2008, 01:56 PM
Probably none who think with his dick..

Zero
03-11-2008, 02:08 PM
Probably none who think with his dick..

there's something else to think with? WTF???

Angra
03-11-2008, 02:13 PM
there's something else to think with? WTF???


Oh, go throw some poo, monkeyboy.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/frame_engine.jpg

Zero
03-11-2008, 02:15 PM
Incoming!!!

wildfire
03-11-2008, 04:50 PM
I need to vent................. I have been dealing with being a pain pill addict for 20 years. I'm doing a lot better but I'm haveing a bad day. I want it BAD!! It's fucked up my life you would think I'd get a Clue. But I want to hide and it feels so dam good. I'm sure It's Going to be the death of me if i can't finally kick it.
I have not had any for three weeks but if I could get my hands on it Today I would take it. Fuck I'm WEAK!! :( :(

Elvis_Christ
03-11-2008, 05:12 PM
That sucks wildfire don't give in your doing pretty well not having any for three weeks.

Freak
03-11-2008, 05:17 PM
Keep staying with.I myself used to be a coke addict.I tried to quit of many occasions only to fall into relapse.But finally with the support of my freinds and family I was able to get clean and have been clean for almost a year now.But I'm not gonna lie I think about it every day and even find myself sometimes missing it.But it ain't worth it casue it cost me so much.And I dont mean just money.

fortunato
03-11-2008, 05:17 PM
yeah, man. you should be proud of yourself for having gone three weeks without any. that's tough.

just keep it up. you've gotten this far, so it's obvious you have the strength necessary to kick the habit.

(congratulations, freak, as well)

Zero
03-11-2008, 05:21 PM
stay strong and take pride in facing your pain

wildfire
03-11-2008, 05:23 PM
Thanks For your support. You Have always been some really great People!! I'm Safe for today I'm in the middle of nowhere with no car. Mabey tomarrow will be better!!

Zero
03-11-2008, 05:25 PM
i really like the WILCO song - either way - off the sky blue sky album. . . its about facing addiction and making it one day and realizing that whether good or bad it all comes together. i highly recommend it to everyone facing addiction issues.

stay strong

wildfire
03-11-2008, 05:29 PM
i really like the WILCO song - either way - off the sky blue sky album. . . its about facing addiction and making it one day and realizing that whether good or bad it all comes together. i highly recommend it to everyone facing addiction issues.

stay strong

I Think i can make it just don't sling poo at me!! LOL ;)

ChronoGrl
03-13-2008, 01:46 PM
WTF F*CKING FINANCIAL LOAN INSTITUTIONS THAT F*CK WITH YOU WHEN ALL YOU WANT TO F*CKING DO IS PAY FOR CLASSES YOU F*CKING TOOK A F*CKING YEAR AGO

WTF SALLIEMAE BURN IN F*CKING HELL

...




Chronogrl will now be accepting donations to her educational survitude cause. Any and all contributions will be appreciated.

ChronoGrl
03-13-2008, 01:56 PM
THIS is how I feel right now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/235470NSUR_w.jpg

ChronoGrl
03-19-2008, 03:43 AM
So.

We're hiring a lot of new people at work. Fine. Great. Grand. Wonderful.

That means that people have to be displaced. Fine. It happens. Whatever.

They moved me into a broom closet. That I'm sharing.

...

Fine.

...

But the icing on this sordid professional cake is that when they labeled my place in said broom closet, they didn't even get my title right. My job title is Associate Product Manager.

Title in broomcloset: Product Support.

Talk about a subversive demotion.

Today sucks. Absolutely and totally and completely sucks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/Chronogrl/failure.jpg

_____V_____
03-19-2008, 03:52 AM
Today sucks. Absolutely and totally and completely sucks.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii129/nexopia2008/hug.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/mrandmrsmonro/im20here.jpg

newb
03-19-2008, 04:03 AM
Today sucks. Absolutely and totally and completely sucks.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/bouncing_boobs.gif








sorry....i'm not as good as ______V_______ at the comforting thing

ChronoGrl
03-19-2008, 04:16 AM
Thanks, guys. V for the hug and Newb for the boobies (boobies do make everything at least a little better). I seriously need it today.

I am just honestly trying to advance professionally. This job was a significant promotion (new company - just started in August) and I want to keep moving forward.

AUSTIN316426808
03-19-2008, 05:14 AM
Shitty ISPs, that cut off for days at a time.

bloody_ribcut
03-19-2008, 05:50 AM
Shitty ISPs, that cut off for days at a time.

that sucks, that happened to me last weekend.......

fortunato
03-19-2008, 11:30 AM
Thanks, guys. V for the hug and Newb for the boobies (boobies do make everything at least a little better). I seriously need it today.

I am just honestly trying to advance professionally. This job was a significant promotion (new company - just started in August) and I want to keep moving forward.

i'll keep you in my thoughts as i flip the bird to the man.
a giant, raging middle finger.

together, now...

Psycom5k
03-19-2008, 04:08 PM
Calling the IRS and getting an estimated wait time of 2 hours at 9PM.........WTF?!

ChronoGrl
03-19-2008, 04:11 PM
i'll keep you in my thoughts as i flip the bird to the man.
a giant, raging middle finger.

together, now...

YAH! DAMN THE MAN!!!

At least I'm taking a long weekend for the rest of the week. Fortunado - We'll unleash our mutant zombie-legged sharks on them. DAMN THEM ALL!

fortunato
03-19-2008, 07:44 PM
YAH! DAMN THE MAN!!!

At least I'm taking a long weekend for the rest of the week. Fortunado - We'll unleash our mutant zombie-legged sharks on them. DAMN THEM ALL!

you think they're ready?
bah, who am i kidding? of course they're ready.

we've been starving them for weeks now and treating them with heavy doses of radiation and "fun" chemicals, so this should be great.

i'll bring the camera!

oranj
03-20-2008, 02:51 PM
The bunny-eared slasher from Red Velvet.

Zero
03-20-2008, 03:04 PM
a friendly word of advice- people around here often get cranky about folks coming to promote their indie films without really becoming part of the community. there are some forums- upcoming films, indies, filmmakers - on the board that are more appropriate for pushing your product (which is really spam)

best of luck with the flick

urgeok2
03-20-2008, 05:41 PM
a friendly word of advice- people around here often get cranky about folks coming to promote their indie films without really becoming part of the community.

it never bothered me when people were honest about it ..

the ones that bug me are the ones that try to fake it :

"hey guys !! anyone hear of this cool new movie "The 45$ backyard massacre?"

i just rented it and it rocked !! tons of skin, gore and laughs !!


but when they say - hey - i just made this film and thought you might want to check it out - what the hell, this is a horror forum...

Freak
03-20-2008, 05:56 PM
My boss bitching at me about not getting something he first told me to cause I was doing something else he told me to do ten minutes. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUSTIN316426808
03-21-2008, 06:01 PM
People who like apples but don't like apple juice.

Despare
03-21-2008, 06:06 PM
it never bothered me when people were honest about it ..

the ones that bug me are the ones that try to fake it :

"hey guys !! anyone hear of this cool new movie "The 45$ backyard massacre?"

i just rented it and it rocked !! tons of skin, gore and laughs !!


but when they say - hey - i just made this film and thought you might want to check it out - what the hell, this is a horror forum...

Like Zombietown, I'll probably check it out because the guy was honest when he said he worked for the company. Seems like that film school is just as bad with their viral marketing, very indirect. WTF is up with that?

The Mad Monk
03-21-2008, 06:06 PM
People who like apples but don't like apple juice.

Yes, those people are the scum of the Earth!! :confused: ;)

urgeok2
03-21-2008, 06:22 PM
Yes, those people are the scum of the Earth!! :confused: ;)

i'm one :)

(likes applejuice and not apples)

i also hate tomatos but like almost everything made from them - including juice.

i love deviled eggs .. but i hate egg salad sandwiches.


i don't understand it myself.

Freak
03-21-2008, 07:02 PM
People who constantly use the word pwned.Even though its not a real word.

Despare
03-21-2008, 07:12 PM
People who constantly use the word pwned.Even though its not a real word.


That's what makes the people who use it so |337. :rolleyes:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

The Mad Monk
03-21-2008, 07:15 PM
i'm one :)

(likes applejuice and not apples)

i also hate tomatos but like almost everything made from them - including juice.

i love deviled eggs .. but i hate egg salad sandwiches.


i don't understand it myself.

I think the shape and texture of food can make a big difference... and there is quite a difference in taste depending on how something is 'done'.

@Freak: Yeah, overuse of Internet slang can certainly be irritating. Some people even say "LOL" out loud in real life, which strikes me as a tad queer.

Despare
03-21-2008, 07:17 PM
@Freak: Yeah, overuse of Internet slang can certainly be irritating. Some people even say "LOL" out loud in real life, which strikes me as a tad queer.

I would hit them...

novakru
03-30-2008, 06:02 PM
Becoming Vegetarian and then finding a fabulous Pesto-stuffed Pork recipe *sigh*

wtf:(

Despare
03-30-2008, 06:04 PM
Becoming Vegetarian and then finding a fabulous Pesto-stuffed Pork recipe *sigh*

wtf:(

You'll have to share it, for those of us who still enjoy life. ;)

novakru
03-30-2008, 06:15 PM
You'll have to share it, for those of us who still enjoy life. ;)

Fresh made pesto, feta cheese and roasted pine nuts- stuff this into little pockets made inside boneless pork chops .
Make a rub out of red pepper, cracked black pepper, crushed garlic cloves and whatever dried herb of your liking.Mix and match to find one you enjoy.

Cook on a flat or shallow pan in the oven at 375 degrees for 35 to 45 minutes depending on the thickness of your chops.

Despare
03-30-2008, 06:24 PM
Fresh made pesto, feta cheese and roasted pine nuts- stuff this into little pockets made inside boneless pork chops .
Make a rub out of red pepper, cracked black pepper, crushed garlic cloves and whatever dried herb of your liking.Mix and match to find one you enjoy.

Cook on a flat or shallow pan in the oven at 375 degrees for 35 to 45 minutes depending on the thickness of your chops.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


Feta cheese and pine nuts go together so well. Since you've turned vegetarian you should try this salad. Watermelon, a little feta cheese, pine nuts, and some fresh crushed mint. Top that off with a little olive oil... delicious.

novakru
03-30-2008, 06:28 PM
Watermelon, a little feta cheese, pine nuts, and some fresh crushed mint. Top that off with a little olive oil... delicious.

......


thx:)

Elvis_Christ
03-30-2008, 06:41 PM
Make sure the feta cheese is made from vegetarian rennet too or else you're eating stomach lining....

Despare
03-30-2008, 06:46 PM
Make sure the feta cheese is made from vegetarian rennet too or else you're eating stomach lining....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... stomach lining. *DROOL*

ChronoGrl
04-11-2008, 11:40 AM
My previous place of employment makes me go WTF.

...


So. For the past 2 weeks, 3 different people from my previous company have gone out of their way to pursue me to apply for a job on their team (I had just left the company 7 months ago because there were no promotions available and I needed to grow professionally - and get a raise).

Ok.

Now, my current job makes me happy. It pays a lot and it's challenging, so the idea of going back to my previous employer... Gives me pause.

But. The previous company continued to pursue (including a LUNCH MEETING with the Hiring Manager of that team who said that I WAS A FRONT RUNNER for the job, that they did NOT want to hire outside the company and preferred someone with experience with this company, not to mention this job would come with a 15K/year raise and business travel to Prague).

Ok. Excellent.

A week ago I applied for the job.

This Wednesday (4/9) I LIED TO MY MANAGER and told them I had a doctor's appointment so that I could attend AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG INTERVIEW which was grueling and stressful. I got LOTS of positive feedback (I had worked with the interviewers and they were "impressed" with the professional growth I had accrued over the past 7 months).

TODAY I got a call from the HR rep who told me... THEY WANT TO GO WITH THE OUTSIDE HIRE.

SO.

After being ASKED TO APPLY. After being TOLD I WAS THE FRONT-RUNNER. After being TOLD THAT THEY WANTED SOMEONE WITH PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE. They hired someone else.

That was an absolute unnecessary blow to the ego.

WTF?!

DIE IN A FIRE.

Despare
04-11-2008, 11:44 AM
My previous place of employment makes me go WTF.

...


So. For the past 2 weeks, 3 different people from my previous company have gone out of their way to pursue me to apply for a job on their team (I had just left the company 7 months ago because there were no promotions available and I needed to grow professionally - and get a raise).

Ok.

Now, my current job makes me happy. It pays a lot and it's challenging, so the idea of going back to my previous employer... Gives me pause.

But. The previous company continued to pursue (including a LUNCH MEETING with the Hiring Manager of that team who said that I WAS A FRONT RUNNER for the job, that they did NOT want to hire outside the company and preferred someone with experience with this company, not to mention this job would come with a 15K/year raise and business travel to Prague).

Ok. Excellent.

A week ago I applied for the job.

This Wednesday (4/9) I LIED TO MY MANAGER and told them I had a doctor's appointment so that I could attend AN HOUR AND A HALF LONG INTERVIEW which was grueling and stressful. I got LOTS of positive feedback (I had worked with the interviewers and they were "impressed" with the professional growth I had accrued over the past 7 months).

TODAY I got a call from the HR rep who told me... THEY WANT TO GO WITH THE OUTSIDE HIRE.

SO.

After being ASKED TO APPLY. After being TOLD I WAS THE FRONT-RUNNER. After being TOLD THAT THEY WANTED SOMEONE WITH PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE. They hired someone else.

That was an absolute unnecessary blow to the ego.

WTF?!

DIE IN A FIRE.




That's what you get for lying.




















Seriously though, there was a reason you quit the first time as you said and I'm sure that eventually another reason would have popped up. Sounds like you should just stay away from that place. I'm sure the cliche brigade will be battering my door down for saying this but it's probably for the best.

ChronoGrl
04-11-2008, 11:58 AM
You're right, though. I mean, it was shit like this that made me leave in the first place. Honestly. Their hiring practices - Pretty fucked up. And I am happy where I am.

But the ego blow... Just... Not... Necessary.

urgeok2
04-11-2008, 12:09 PM
this made me go WTF this morning - and i had a good laugh.

It was a soundbite on the radio from one of the hockey players in the Montreal game last night. (not intended to be funny - in fact i dont think anyone picked up on this)


It was a guy who scored a goal and had an assist - he was talking about the atmosphere in the arena .


(i'm paraphrasing the first part - cant remember every word)

"the crowd was very excited, making lots of noise. They were so loud we couldn't hear each other think"

so what - when the crowd isn't loud the Montreal Canadians have the ability to read each others minds ?

a telepathic NHL team ?

Despare
04-11-2008, 12:12 PM
this made me go WTF this morning - and i had a good laugh.

It was a soundbite on the radio from one of the hockey players in the Montreal game last night. (not intended to be funny - in fact i dont think anyone picked up on this)


It was a guy who scored a goal and had an assist - he was talking about the atmosphere in the arena .


(i'm paraphrasing the first part - cant remember every word)

"the crowd was very excited, making lots of noise. They were so loud we couldn't hear each other think"

so what - when the crowd isn't loud the Montreal Canadians have the ability to read each others minds ?

a telepathic NHL team ?

Haha, I like that. It's a wonder they don't pass better though.

newb
04-11-2008, 02:52 PM
I thought ALL you Canadians were telepathic.....something to do with the cold....or living near Santa Claus....or something.

missmacabre
04-11-2008, 04:42 PM
I thought ALL you Canadians were telepathic.....something to do with the cold....or living near Santa Claus....or something.

Wow, what does Santa Claus have to do with Canada? hahaha

neverending
04-11-2008, 06:32 PM
This made me go WTF? HORROR was here today!

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33600

newb
04-11-2008, 06:36 PM
This made me go WTF? HORROR was here today!

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33600

I bet he's a "closet" forum watcher......most likely here everyday.....hell....he could be one of us :eek:

Phalanx
04-11-2008, 08:28 PM
When I burn that doja doja, the whole world seems weirder...

wildfire
04-12-2008, 09:24 AM
This made me go WTF? HORROR was here today!

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33600


Dam I missed him!!

Marya Zaleska
04-14-2008, 02:40 AM
No hot water!

The hot water heater is out!

WTF!:mad: