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Angra

01-28-2008, 06:19 AM

[QUOTE=Disease;662541]I think Ellen page is an annoying little twirp, and I will never watch her in another movie for the rest of my life!

NOOOOOOOO!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/cryingMan.jpg

Disease

01-28-2008, 06:22 AM

That's right, I said it, she sucks, and I'm not hating on the movie for trying to be different but for being shite... O.k, o.k!

hellfire1

01-28-2008, 06:30 AM

That's right, I said it, she sucks, and I'm not hating on the movie for trying to be different but for being shite... O.k, o.k!

Mhmm... mhmm... go cry on imdb like the other haters. :p

Disease

01-28-2008, 06:38 AM

No, I'll stay here Frenchy, and I'm not crying, I just feel ripped of and anoyed that so many people here think it is some kind of fucking miracle when all it is, is regurgitated filmstudent dribble.

hellfire1

01-28-2008, 06:48 AM

Not a miracle, but a funny, heartfelt movie that wasn't preachy or mopey despite a sensitive subject.

Hell... I think I'll watch it again. :D

joshaube

01-28-2008, 06:59 AM

It was witty and quirky and dealt with a subject matter you don't see everyday. Much like her previous film, Hard Candy. Neither of those films are perfect, and I'm not claiming they are. I just enjoyed them immensely. Especially Juno. Ellen Page is an amazing actress, she has got talent and she will go very far.

It's sad that you dropped to this level, Disease. It's not said because you hate Juno, or Ellen Page. It's sad that you're being such a dick about it. Was there need to create an entire thread? This type of material belongs on the IMDb boards.

I thought you were a respectable member.

Angra

01-28-2008, 07:09 AM

I thought you were a respectable member.

Why the hell would you think that??

Geez.... :rolleyes:

Disease

01-28-2008, 07:09 AM

This thread was created so I could express my views and oppinions on the matter to the members here, I don't read the IMBD boards so I will take your words for that.

But there has been such a smothering of love for this movie here I felt I needed to express my self, and if anyone can't handle it then to bad!

Angra

01-28-2008, 07:16 AM

Disease

01-28-2008, 07:38 AM

I generaly don't spell well, I don't really respect it much, but I don't disrespect it as I do Ellen Page and her acting.

Angra

01-28-2008, 07:40 AM

I generaly don't spell well, I don't really respect it much, but I don't disrespect it as I do Ellen Page and her acting.

LMAO

I respect your opinions.

AUSTIN316426808

01-28-2008, 08:29 AM

You have a problem with annoying little twirps, over acting in shitty movies.
That sounds funny coming from someone so into Jason flicks.

Angra

01-28-2008, 08:51 AM

You have a problem with annoying little twirps, over acting in shitty movies.
That sounds funny coming from someone so into Jason flicks.

Hey hey

Jason has NEVER overacted.

Disease

01-28-2008, 09:05 AM

You have a problem with annoying little twirps, over acting in shitty movies.
That sounds funny coming from someone so into Jason flicks.

why?????????????

there's no correlation.

Angra

01-28-2008, 10:53 AM

why?????????????

there's no correlation.

Suuuuuure there is.

A lunatic with weapons. A pregnant woman. Equally unpleasant.

missmacabre

01-28-2008, 01:22 PM

It's a shame you won't watch any of her movies in the future. You'll probably miss out on a lot of really good stuff since she seems to choose her roles wisely.

Angra

01-28-2008, 01:27 PM

It's a shame you won't watch any of her movies in the future. You'll probably miss out on a lot of really good stuff since she seems to choose her roles wisely.

Indeed.

She's gonna be big. Hilary Swank big. :cool:

Posher778

01-28-2008, 01:28 PM

Why the hell would you think that??

Geez.... :rolleyes:

Um helllooo? He's got lots of posts :D

Angra

01-28-2008, 01:29 PM

Um helllooo? He's got lots of posts :D

hehehe

You spelled hellooo with 3 L's. Bimbo.. :D

Posher778

01-28-2008, 01:31 PM

Hey hey

Jason has NEVER overacted.

Never acted PERIOD.

massacre man

01-28-2008, 01:38 PM

Good for you. Now was this really deserving of it's own topic?

Disease

01-28-2008, 01:39 PM

Indeed.

She's gonna be big. Hilary Swank big. :cool:

So I'm going to miss another million dollar baby, boo farking whooo :p

Disease

01-28-2008, 01:40 PM

Good for you. Now was this really deserving of it's own topic?

Only as much as all the other crap threads, Hdc the movie pt 8 etc.... :D

Posher778

01-28-2008, 01:41 PM

Only as much as all the other crap threads, Hdc the movie pt 8 etc.... :D

He does... have a point. However, i'm still opposed to your hatred for a good actor when you like Jason films. It's a huge contradiction.

Angra

01-28-2008, 01:45 PM

So I'm going to miss another million dollar baby, boo farking whooo :p

Yup, yup, yup

but even worse, you're gonna miss another The Reaping!!

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/BY_92.jpg

massacre man

01-28-2008, 01:47 PM

Only as much as all the other crap threads, Hdc the movie pt 8 etc.... :D

Hey, I'll kick your butt.

Angra

01-28-2008, 01:48 PM

Only as much as all the other crap threads, Hdc the movie pt 8 etc.... :D

True that...

Angelakillsluts

01-28-2008, 01:51 PM

Disease

01-28-2008, 01:51 PM

He does... have a point. However, i'm still opposed to your hatred for a good actor when you like Jason films. It's a huge contradiction.

Did I say Friday the 13th movies were well acted?

Posher778

01-28-2008, 01:53 PM

Did I say Friday the 13th movies were well acted?

No. But I said that they weren't :)

Disease

01-28-2008, 01:55 PM

No. But I said that they weren't :)

Maybe you should start a thread about it...

Angra

01-28-2008, 01:57 PM

Juno was ok, but nothing different. On par with most of the indie hipster film, same soundtrack I think too. :p

too quirky

Before I had seen movies just like it, I would have gave it a 9 or something. I'd probably rate it a 7 now though. Michael Cera and Ellen Page both did a good jobs, not their fault the dialogue was so... :rolleyes: .

Are you really saying that Cera and Page did an equally good job???

I personally thought Page carried the entire movie on her shoulders. Without her performance the movie would've been just plain. Cera, on the other hand, played pretty much the same character as in Superbad.

Angra

01-28-2008, 01:58 PM

Maybe you should start a thread about it...

YES!!!

That would be a classic!!

:p

Disease

01-28-2008, 02:05 PM

Are you really saying that Cera and Page did an equally good job???

I personally thought Page carried the entire movie on her shoulders. Without her performance the movie would've been just plain. Cera, on the other hand, played pretty much the same character as in Superbad.

Very similar to his George Michael from Arested Development as well.... Wowa, some very origanal and fresh stuff there.

Angelakillsluts

01-28-2008, 02:08 PM

I will have no Michael Cera bashing! :mad: :D

Disease

01-28-2008, 02:12 PM

I will have no Michael Cera bashing! :mad:

:D

This isn't the thread for it anyway.

Posher778

01-28-2008, 02:12 PM

I will have no Michael Cera bashing! :mad: :D

You're just bitchy cause Page got to fuck him and not you.

Angra

01-28-2008, 02:13 PM

Very similar to his George Michael from Arested Development as well.... Wowa, some very origanal and fresh stuff there.

Okay, never seen it. But holy crap some ratings it's got on IMDB!! Impressive.

Angra

01-28-2008, 02:14 PM

You're just bitchy cause Page got to fuck him and not you.

we all are. :p

What a macho hunk.

Angelakillsluts

01-28-2008, 02:14 PM

Okay, never seen it. But holy crap some ratings it's got on IMDB!! Impressive.

it was a great show

Angra

01-28-2008, 02:24 PM

it was a great show

yea yea

But still... After seeing Superbad i seriously thought he had the "HUGE" potential to be the next.....

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/Jason-Biggs-Photograph-C12120153.jpg

Disease

01-28-2008, 02:30 PM

They are all coming out now....

http://sci-fi-online.50megs.com/Interview/05-11-01_HaydenChristensen-01.jpg

GorePhobia

01-28-2008, 02:48 PM

I thought the movie was amazing and I am glad that she was nominated for the Golden Globes, SAG Award, and also the Oscar. She deserves it. The movie was heartfelt, touching, and funny.

She was also great in Hard Candy.

Disease

01-28-2008, 03:37 PM

John just wants to bone her.....

Psycom5k

01-28-2008, 04:38 PM

John just wants to bone her.....

Disease just take your Midol and calm down. :rolleyes:

GorePhobia

01-28-2008, 09:27 PM

John just wants to bone her.....

This might be true.

roshiq

01-28-2008, 09:52 PM

hey Disease, what if Page casts for a role in Nispel's upcoming Friday the 13th remake?:)

Angra

01-28-2008, 11:16 PM

That would make Dis suicidal i'm sure.

Psycom5k

01-28-2008, 11:55 PM

Well it would put an end to the seemingly endless sobbing about everybody liking Page better than him. :D

Angra

01-29-2008, 12:40 AM

Well it would put an end to the seemingly endless sobbing about everybody liking Page better than him. :D

That's just part of his charming personality.

Despare

01-29-2008, 07:53 AM

I don't find her special but I don't dislike her. Just another actor right now but I have to admit, she has a lot of potential.

joshaube

01-29-2008, 08:27 AM

hey Disease, what if Page casts for a role in Nispel's upcoming Friday the 13th remake?:)

And is the one who survives.

Disease

01-29-2008, 08:33 AM

hey Disease, what if Page casts for a role in Nispel's upcoming Friday the 13th remake?:)

I'll get someone to super impose Sarah Michelle Gellar in there and do a voice over for me before I watch it, I don't know, it's very unlikley she will ever be in a Friday the 13th, it will be dealt with if it ever comes about.

GorePhobia

01-29-2008, 10:42 AM

Get over it Disease. :) lol

the_real_linda

01-29-2008, 12:37 PM

surprise surprise i really enjoyed the film and like her...

tho i initially watched juno for jen garner

Angra

01-29-2008, 12:47 PM

surprise surprise i really enjoyed the film and like her...

tho i initially watched juno for jen garner

Brrrrrrr...... WHY???

alkytrio666

01-29-2008, 01:23 PM

I'll get someone to super impose Sarah Michelle Gellar in there and do a voice over for me before I watch it, I don't know, it's very unlikley she will ever be in a Friday the 13th, it will be dealt with if it ever comes about.
Ah yes, Ellen Page is annoying, so replace her with Sarah Michelle Gellar- the essense of superior, non-annoying acting.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Posher778

01-29-2008, 01:25 PM

Ah yes, Ellen Page is annoying, so replace her with Sarah Michelle Gellar- the essense of superior, non-annoying acting.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I hope that wasn't sarcasm... She's a very talented act... *falls over*

hellfire1

01-29-2008, 01:43 PM

Ah yes, Ellen Page is annoying, so replace her with Sarah Michelle Gellar- the essense of superior, non-annoying acting.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Seriously.

Disease

01-29-2008, 05:45 PM

Ah yes, Ellen Page is annoying, so replace her with Sarah Michelle Gellar- the essense of superior, non-annoying acting.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

No just for the eye candy, I don't care who does the voice over just not Page...

colubrid660

01-29-2008, 07:07 PM

No, I'll stay here Frenchy, and I'm not crying, I just feel ripped of and anoyed that so many people here think it is some kind of fucking miracle when all it is, is regurgitated filmstudent dribble.

I thought you were a respectable member.

While "Juno" isn't really a modern horror film, and hence, is off-topic, I think we should respect Disease's opinion of the film you all so-called "horror fans" (:D) apparently enjoyed. (I never saw it) While I am not not a mod, or trying to be one, you gotta admit "regurgitated film student dribble" is pretty witty.

hellfire1

01-29-2008, 07:23 PM

Mhmm... if you're going to quote, I'd suggest you do it accurately. Welcome ! :)

colubrid660

01-29-2008, 07:28 PM

Mhmm... if you're going to quote, I'd suggest you do it accurately. Welcome ! :)

Was it you that said that? I though it was oops.

EDIT: fixed it. to quote without acutally having to hit quote type this:

[ QUOTE=name of member ]whatever you want in the box[ /QUOTE ]

just with no spaces before or after the [ ]

Angra

01-30-2008, 01:50 AM

Was it you that said that? I though it was oops.

EDIT: fixed it. to quote without acutally having to hit quote type this:

[ QUOTE=name of member ]whatever you want in the box[ /QUOTE ]

just with no spaces before or after the [ ]

Damn man, you're on a roll.

:p

Disease

01-30-2008, 08:35 AM

Mhmm... if you're going to quote, I'd suggest you do it accurately. Welcome ! :)

Are you refering to the fact that I had filmstudent as one word?

alkytrio666

01-30-2008, 08:38 AM

While "Juno" isn't really a modern horror film, and hence, is off-topic, I think we should respect Disease's opinion of the film you all so-called "horror fans" (:D) apparently enjoyed. (I never saw it) While I am not not a mod, or trying to be one, you gotta admit "regurgitated film student dribble" is pretty witty.
Fortunately, not all fans of horror movies need to be exclusively so.

hellfire1

01-30-2008, 08:55 AM

Are you refering to the fact that I had filmstudent as one word?

How on earth did you come to that conclusion when I was obviously replying to colubrid ?? Self absorbed much ? :p

EDIT : That would be very petty to refer to something that small ! No, I was referring to him quoting me as having written something I didn't, which he corrected afterwards.

Disease

01-30-2008, 09:11 AM

It must have been corrected before I read it then... perhaps..

Zero

01-30-2008, 04:07 PM

I thought you were a respectable member.

i have always respected disease's member

_____V_____

01-30-2008, 04:34 PM

i have always respected disease's member

You have seen it?!:eek:

:D

Disease

01-30-2008, 09:30 PM

Hang on, I definatley don't remember waking up next to this....http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/mockingmusic/monkey_004.jpg

IggysPinkTights

01-31-2008, 01:11 PM

Have you seen Mouth to Mouth or Hard Candy?
She looked adorable and they were great films IMHO.
Sorry your Juno experience wasn't good...I lurved it. :)

Angra

01-31-2008, 01:24 PM

Have you seen Mouth to Mouth or Hard Candy?
She looked adorable and they were great films IMHO.
Sorry your Juno experience wasn't good...I lurved it. :)

Seen Hard Candy.

Thought she was waaay too tomboy and macho to be adorable. But she WAS terrefic in it.

fortunato

01-31-2008, 01:32 PM

Have you seen Mouth to Mouth or Hard Candy?
She looked adorable and they were great films IMHO.

yeah she was incredible in both of these.
she's probably my favorite rising actress.

she's in a movie called an american crime based off of the true story of sylvia lykens that apparently came out last year (although i never heard, read, or saw anything about it advertising-wise).

http://imdb.com/title/tt0802948/

IggysPinkTights

01-31-2008, 01:37 PM

I think this is the movie that's based on the Jack Ketchum book The Girl Next Door...which is based on a true crime that happened in Indiana.
Some people call it the worst case of child abuse.
It's a pretty messed up book...the real story is way harsher.
They also have The Girl Next Door movie...based on the same book but Ketchum was involved with this one.
I really want to see AC.

Castlewood

02-04-2008, 05:46 AM

I think Juno sucked, and I'll give my reasons.

- It tries too hard to be artsy. I hate art films that are too pretentious and not self-aware. "Garden State" is a movie that ISN'T like that. It too is an art film, but it manages to skip all the bullshit and just be a MOVIE.

Why Juno tries too hard, and ends up sucking:

"It began with a chair." - first line.
What the fuck began with a chair? They had sex on a couch. This line is an example of being "artsy", but in all honesty, it means absolutely NOTHING. Terrible writing.

- Walking around with Sunny D.
- Completely retarded music.
- Orange Tic-Tacs.
- Hamburger Phone.
- "It ended with a chair."

Once again, these are examples of it TRYING to be artsy, but it fails. It's just random bullshit that tries to have meaning... I think today's definition of making an art-film is just "throwing together as many weird things as possible, and hope to be original and different".. and that's very sad.

Hell, the academy even fell for it. How this movie is nominated for Best Picture, I'll never know. That's probably the WORST choice for a nomination I've EVER seen.

Watch Garden State.

colubrid660

02-04-2008, 10:45 AM

Once again, these are examples of it TRYING to be artsy, but it fails. It's just random bullshit that tries to have meaning... I think today's definition of making an art-film is just "throwing together as many weird things as possible, and hope to be original and different".. and that's very sad.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! Nice one.

Looks like I'm not seeing this movie then, if only to protest lame artsy films like this.

EDIT: as an aside, I think Michael Cera better start expanding his horizons in acting a bit more. Below is a sum up of all the roles he has played:

Arrested Development: Awkward teen

Superbad: Awkward teen

Juno: Awkward teen

I like the kid, but he seems about as versatile as Keanu Reeves.

hellfire1

02-04-2008, 12:53 PM

I think Juno sucked, and I'll give my reasons.

- It tries too hard to be artsy. I hate art films that are too pretentious and not self-aware. "Garden State" is a movie that ISN'T like that. It too is an art film, but it manages to skip all the bullshit and just be a MOVIE.

Why Juno tries too hard, and ends up sucking:

"It began with a chair." - first line.
What the fuck began with a chair? They had sex on a couch. This line is an example of being "artsy", but in all honesty, it means absolutely NOTHING. Terrible writing.

- Walking around with Sunny D.
- Completely retarded music.
- Orange Tic-Tacs.
- Hamburger Phone.
- "It ended with a chair."

Actually.... you can see the chair they do it in pretty clearly in the beginning of the movie, hence the line. But I can understand your not paying attention since you seemingly went into this movie prepared to hate it.

But fine, I will not argue. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. From what I see, hating a movie on the basis that almost everyone is raving about it is in nowadays.

EDIT : Gotta admit though, the music is a bit overbearing at times. ;)

Disease

02-04-2008, 01:28 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! Nice one.

Looks like I'm not seeing this movie then, if only to protest lame artsy films like this.

EDIT: as an aside, I think Michael Cera better start expanding his horizons in acting a bit more. Below is a sum up of all the roles he has played:

Arrested Development: Awkward teen

Superbad: Awkward teen

Juno: Awkward teen

I like the kid, but he seems about as versatile as Keanu Reeves.

Hey Keanu has diversity,

Confused Moron in Teen movie

Confused Moron in Sci Fi movie

Confused Moron in Thriller/Horror movie...... etc,etc.........

Castlewood

02-04-2008, 05:26 PM

Actually.... you can see the chair they do it in pretty clearly in the beginning of the movie, hence the line. But I can understand your not paying attention since you seemingly went into this movie prepared to hate it.

I, too, do not want to argue... but you are incorrect. I was very excited to see this movie, I had high hopes, and this was my movie highlight for the whole week, next to Atonement. And then when I walked out, I was like, "What... the ... fuck.... was that shit??" Easily the worst film of 2007 for me, easily.

I mean, really, it's like Knocked Up for the kids who were too young to see Knocked Up... but Knocked Up is 1,000 times better, yet there is no Oscar recognition... and Juno gets the best picture nom. It baffles me.

colubrid660

02-04-2008, 07:50 PM

I mean, really, it's like Knocked Up for the kids who were too young to see Knocked Up... but Knocked Up is 1,000 times better, yet there is no Oscar recognition... and Juno gets the best picture nom. It baffles me.

The difference, my friend, is that Juno has heart. :p

BTW, why the hell is it called "Juno" anyways?

fortunato

02-04-2008, 09:10 PM

BTW, why the hell is it called "Juno" anyways?

maybe i missed something, but are you serious?

colubrid660

02-05-2008, 06:14 AM

maybe i missed something, but are you serious?

I never actually saw the movie....

Castlewood

02-05-2008, 06:35 AM

... and Juno was her name-o.

colubrid660

02-05-2008, 04:19 PM

... and Juno was her name-o.

Oh....what a silly name.

massacre man

02-05-2008, 04:38 PM

but Knocked Up is 1,000 times better, yet there is no Oscar recognition... and Juno gets the best picture nom.

I agree with that.

illdojo

02-06-2008, 12:27 PM

Knocked Up is 1,000 times better, yet there is no Oscar recognition... and Juno gets the best picture nom. It baffles me.
I liked both films... Anyway, I think the reason Juno is nominated for best pic is because it's a good film, and the director is Ivan Reitman's son.