Jaws 5 ideas

[Leatherface3000]

In this one Jaws could fight people on the islands of the Bahamas in Haiwai and a group of haiwian people are attacked by the beast and then the beast gets killed by the father of all the kids the shark has killed!The dad should be a hunter cause hunters cause have a better advantage then the guy who destroyed Jaws in the last 4 movies!

[MACHETEBIG1]

is hollywood contemplating a make of a michael myers fight? i believe it would be a bad idea and infact kill the slasher battle movie concept altough mike is 1 of the supreme killers is not a "pre dead" slasher such as freddy or jason plus a little lack of power could facter in the jason legacy and freddy legacy met in freddy vs jason i believe was 1 of the greatest ideas this year besides the texas chainsaw massacre. but to throw michael myers into the mix would not b to smart and in fact if it is done it will need a superb plot in order to make and sence or even b a legit battle

[cheebacheeba]

and this had what the fuck to do with the thread?
I think they've already made Jaws 5 , in the form of Deep Blue sea...

[mudsliptones]

after seeing jaws the revnge yesterday i would say, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that movie sucked, i hated it, the first one was cool though, had allot of mistakes in it but hy, what movie hasn't

[_Leatha_Face_]

if speilberg does it then fuck YES! it would be awesome but plz not another deep blue sea:mad:

[moonsorrow]

Originally posted by MACHETEBIG1
is hollywood contemplating a make of a michael myers fight? i believe it would be a bad idea and infact kill the slasher battle movie concept altough mike is 1 of the supreme killers is not a "pre dead" slasher such as freddy or jason plus a little lack of power could facter in the jason legacy and freddy legacy met in freddy vs jason i believe was 1 of the greatest ideas this year besides the texas chainsaw massacre. but to throw michael myers into the mix would not b to smart and in fact if it is done it will need a superb plot in order to make and sence or even b a legit battle

are you on any kind of medication?
but now that were on the subject wouldnt it be cool if they made a freddy vs jason vs ash vs jaws movie?
and then the sequal could be pinhead vs barbie

[MACHETEBIG1]

O SHIT I WROTE MY LAST POST IN FOR THE WRONG THREAD LOL
BUT GETTING RIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS
JAWS 5:WHAT A HORRID IDEA IMEAN JAWS REVENGE WAS SO STUPID I MEAN COME ON PPL ITS A GOD DAmn shark not a SLASHER WHATS NEXT THE SHARK RUNNING AROUND THE BEACH WITH A CHAINSAW
TO MAKE THIS MOVIE WOULD BE DUM AND IF IT WAS CREATTED IT WOULD NEED A GOOD ASS SCHEMA TO B ANYTHING CLOSE TO GOOD. I THINK JAWS HAD ITS FAIR SHARE OR MOVIES. PLUS I THINK AFTER THE ORIGINAL THEY KILLED IT WITH # 2 3 AND 4
(ALTOUGH THIS IS OFF TOPIC I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT THE EXORCIST)

[Sam The Egg]

oh, here's an idea for Jaws 5. How about a killer shark...with a lazer attatched to its head!

[MichaelMyers]

lol

[mudsliptones]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
oh, here's an idea for Jaws 5. How about a killer shark...with a lazer attatched to its head!

to much austin powers:D

[downside]

Jaws 5: Run Motherfucka, Run!

Basically, I think Jaws should take a hint from "Tremors". When the monster can't do something, evolve it to be able to. In Tremors 77, the Grabboids sprouted legs, and I think even eyes. Whereas in the first movie, the worms were confined to underground and wherever they popped up, plus they couldn't see.

So, in taking this idea in mind, the shark in Jaws 5 should be mutated from nuclear waste, and be able to walk on land and chase after his victims. And maybe talk...I recommend the voice of Pee Wee Herman.

BTW: If I'm going to mention Tremors, I might ask (in this thread or any other) if anyone's seen the straight-to-video, brand new Prequel of Tremors? I don't know what it's called, but I'm thinking the title starts with "Tremors".

[Sam The Egg]

Tremors 4 (the prequil) is like the Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back of the Tremors movies.

"Hey, here's Old Fred's stuff, but where's Old Fred? Oh, here's his hat, I'll just pick it up and..." you can finish that part yourselves. Lot of self-referential stuff.

[Signs515]

It's a shark, there's nothing to add to the story by making a sequel.

[Ultimamk]

I can see the shitty sequel now : JAWS TAKES MANHATTEN

[_Leatha_Face_]

u gotta admit in the 1st tremors when they shit that one whatever the hell they with all those badd ass guns was pretty kool

[Sam The Egg]

how about Jaws vs. Pirhanna?

[halloweenfan107]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
oh, here's an idea for Jaws 5. How about a killer shark...with a lazer attatched to its head!


this isnt austin powers

[MythMan84]

I thnk they should make like jason, or freddy, or the little bitch from the exorcist fight jaws or sumthin kewl like that

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by MythMan84
I thnk they should make like jason, or freddy, or the little bitch from the exorcist fight jaws or sumthin kewl like that omg would u listen to yourself

there not gonna fuck up and do some dumb shit like that

[MythMan84]

hey Letha you ever fuckin heard of a little thing called *sarcasm*

[MythMan84]

if they were to make a good jaws they would go by the original "giant shark killing people" hopefully. and not some gay super smart shart like in Deep Blue Sea

[Vodstok]

They could make a LAND SHARK.. And i t could come on land, and it could klill people, and it could have Craig T Nelson in it.


Oh wait, they made that. it was called "Creature". Peter Benchley wrote it. because he is a fucking idiot who could never get past Jaws, so he wrote "Jaws with a squid" (The Beast) and "Jaws on land" (Creature). Whay can't he choke on some seafood and die?

[MythMan84]

He really neesd to get some ideas of his own

[sleepaway]

I doubt it would ever happen and i'm so glad. The series ended due to how awful 4 was. Although by the look of it we've all seen it! 5 would need to go back to the original and a bit more realistic - NO CGI!!!! I think it could be done well if it was made with a budget - no Shark Attack type junk! I think whoever is asked to script it should just do a hell of a lot of research and maybe look into real attack stories. There's some nasty stuff that's been reported.

[ChaoticMinister]

Originally posted by Leatherface3000
In this one Jaws could fight people on the islands of the Bahamas in Haiwai...

Is it me, or did no one else notice the geographical error made by Leatherface3000... The Bahamas are nowhere near Hawaii (correct spelling)... THEY'RE IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT OCEAN!

Ass...

*FADE OUT*

[Vodstok]

maybe haiwai is in the bahamas.......:rolleyes:

[_Leatha_Face_]

wait i got one...

no nevermind maybe we should let this stupid thread die

[ckyguy]

Please let this thread die! That's all we need is another "Jaws" movie. Hasn't anyone ever seen "Jaws the revenge"? It was terrible! The shark roared at the end! Oh and let's not forget about "Jaws 3-d." When they put it on dvd it didn't have the 3-d effect and Jaws looked like paper. Please don't encourage Hollywood to make another jaws!

[voorhees92]

jaws 5 would rock! it's already in production(if u read cinescape)