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sickfish
01-19-2008, 06:14 AM
A relatively recent phenomenon is Zombie porn . Now I like to think of myself as quite liberal-minded, but surely this is wrong ?
The "models" only get paid in human flesh, they are made to do the most disgusting things and they have the mind of an imbecile . We wouldn't exploit mentally handicapped people in this way so just because they're undead they're fair game ?
People say "Oh yeah, but Zombies can dig it too"
Well, sorry, but the people next door are a nice Haitian couple and they tell me Zombies don't masturbate ... unless trained to do so .
So I think it's about time we all wrote letters of complaint to the various leaders of the world and let the porn industry know ...

Leave Necrophilia to INANIMATE corpses . Zombies have rights too !

newb
01-19-2008, 06:45 AM
meh......I think a more pressing issue in society today is Dwarf Tossing.

http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/885.$plit/C_71_article_1008550_image_list_image_list_item_0_ image.jpg


these wee people still have thought and feelings.....unlike the zombies.Lets give them back the dignity they so rightly deserve.

sickfish
01-19-2008, 07:35 AM
They're not called Dwarves - the politically correct term is "The Little People Who Live Under the Mountains and Throw Axes at Each Other for Fun"
And they love the attention !

OK so they are discriminated against ... but IN A GOOD WAY !!! Whenever a normal-sized person sees a Dwarf they automatically in their mind go "Awww ! Look at da liddle man . In't he cute ! " and we treat them with the love and affection we normally bestow on pets and teddy-bears .

We don't generally think "Ugh ! A fucking Hobbit!" and spit on them .

Unless we're Elves.

There's Dwarf porn - you don't see them complaining about that !

No, Zombies are much more vulnerable and exploited .

I think there should be an undead union of some kind .

Posher778
01-19-2008, 08:17 AM
couldn't you think of a more funny way of being stupid? This is lame.

sickfish
01-19-2008, 08:25 AM
Unfortunately I have a sense of humour which I have been developing over the last 27 years .

Since I was about 10.

And things I found funny at your age don't amuse me now .

So quit bitching - if you don't want to join in then eat your own intestines , film it, and send me the footage - I'll laugh my f***ing HORNS off !!!

Posher778
01-19-2008, 08:28 AM
Unfortunately I have a sense of humour which I have been developing over the last 27 years .

Since I was about 10.

And things I found funny at your age don't amuse me now .

So quit bitching - if you don't want to join in then eat your own intestines , film it, and send me the footage - I'll laugh my f***ing HORNS off !!!

Aw well look at you go. That was a bit more amusing. Congratulations.

sickfish
01-19-2008, 08:52 AM
In my day that was a birching offense . A trip down to the headmaster's office and he'd pull your pants down and whip your bumfluffed behind until ... but that's all changed now .

Like that kid who wore a Pepsi T-shirt on CocaCola day at school - all they did was suspend him for a day !
He'd have been flogged publicly in Saudi Arabia for that .

Or the one that wore a "Say No To War" T-shirt in a mall and was thrown out !
Shoot the pansy hippy yellow-tailed rat-bastard !

They have it too easy these days . We need a good war to sort them all out . I say , let's take Iran, Syria and North Korea down ALL IN ONE WEEK !

That would give the kidz something to do... "here fly this and blow the shit out of anything you see ! You did your basic training on the Playstation ."

Posher778
01-19-2008, 08:56 AM
Hmmm, good plan. good comments too. You're popular.

sickfish
01-19-2008, 09:41 AM
Popularity ? Who cares as long as we entertain the masses . We love badness more than goodness .

I'd rather have lots of free advertising from offending my critics than a few wishy-washy reviews . Bill Hicks knew the score - the sicker and more offensive his material, the more his fans loved him and his critics hated him .The same with Lenny Bruce :

Lenny was arrested in 1961 for saying "cocksucker" on stage .
The sergeant wanted to have a word with him ...
"I took exception. I took offense" Sgt Solden exclaimed. "We've tried to elevate this street . I'm offended because you broke the law. I mean it . I can't see any right, any way you can break this word down, our society is not geared to it ."
Lenny replied " You break it down by talking about it...How about a word like 'clap' ?"
"Well, 'clap' is a better word than 'cocksucker'"
"Not if you get clap from a cocksucker" Lenny countered.

Now THAT'S COMEDY !

Despare
01-19-2008, 10:40 AM
You think Zombie porn is bad but I personally LOVE it! Flesh sloughing off while two bodies collide clumsily together accomplishing nothing really but looking damn funny doing it. It's better than Two Zombies and a Cup or Two Zombies One Finger that's for sure! Welcome to the HDC, but really... why shouldn't we exploit the metnally handicapped in the same way?

sickfish
01-19-2008, 12:25 PM
So you woke up in a bad mood ?

Did you get the Chainsaw with the Skull engraved on it ?

Happy Birthday anyway, kid . Good luck.

ferretchucker
01-19-2008, 02:14 PM
Probabaly not the best first thread to make and probably not a good idea to pick a fight with one of our frequent posters. But anyway, I'd have to say this thread has no meaning and is in the wrong part of the forum.

Despare
01-19-2008, 05:23 PM
Probabaly not the best first thread to make and probably not a good idea to pick a fight with one of our frequent posters. But anyway, I'd have to say this thread has no meaning and is in the wrong part of the forum.

At least he's not cluttering up the general forum with it... I think it's a good, if irreverent way for him to introduce himself. Unless he's a she. Don't get all pissy, if you see something you don't like then just don't respond. Anyway, at least it's sparked some action around here. :)

Psycom5k
01-19-2008, 05:53 PM
Hmmm, I actually like the guy. Even if he is a bit abbrasive. I say welcome to the forums, and be careful otherwise you could get banned, I hear that the rules have become pretty strict recently.

sickfish
01-19-2008, 07:51 PM
There isn't a section on comedy here . I think comedy is an important part of any drama . It relieves built up tension, and can make a point in a digestible way .

In the '60's protest songs about vietnam were all the rage . And the general populace were bored with heartfelt anti-war songs on folk guitar .
My favourite, and many others' was Country Joe and the Fish with the going-to-die ragtime classic :
" And it's one, two, three, what are we fighting for ?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn ,
Next stop is Vietnam.
And it's five, six, seven, open up the pearly gates ,
Ain't got time to reason why ,
Whoopie we're all gonna die !"

People bought it because it made them laugh . It's sardonic, knowing black humour made the point without depressing them .

Well, you can't get much darker than horror.
Well I hope I've made my point without depressing you.
"What is this thing called suicide ?
I pulled the trigger then I died ,
Why did I do it I dunno ,
But what a f***in' way to go ...
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh ...

What a blast now ,
Is it dangerous ?
In the past now ,
Pretty brainless ..."

Smells Like Fresh Cordite - Nevermind (eh ?) / Bleach (is what they used to clean the floor)

newb
01-19-2008, 08:32 PM
We are VERY serious here on this forum.....no place for laughter.


if its "yuks" you want....go to ....um........haha.com...or something funny like that....I don't know.....maybe giggle.com......how about funny.com....yeah........thats the one.

sickfish
01-20-2008, 08:09 AM
Really ? What, you're all Goths and Emo's here are you ? Will a smile crack your make-up ?

MOST movies have a comedic moment now and again ... from the funny one-liner to zany satire there is LOTS of room for comedy !!!

Horror is the same as any other genre ... it's just a little more extreme than some .

And you can use a movie or story to put across bigger points than you could in a convoluted script . Through analogy, satire, imagery etc

Night of the Living Dead - deals with issues of civil unrest, ineptitude of army, ie social commentary .
Dawn of the Dead - Compares zombies with mindless consumers in shopping malls.
Scream - knowing in-jokes about the slasher genre
Texas Chainsaw Massace - touches subject of human meat . Abbattoir to cannibalism not such a big jump (?)

Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !

illdojo
01-20-2008, 08:51 AM
Cheesy nOOb threads : Are they stupid? :rolleyes:

sickfish
01-20-2008, 09:05 AM
Is it the threads or the newbs that are up for the intelligence test ? Sign me up for it , I got thumbs !

illdojo
01-20-2008, 09:31 AM
Is it the threads or the newbs that are up for the intelligence test ? Sign me up for it , I got thumbs !

Newb is a HDC Vet.......You are a nOOb.
Check the spelling, Numbnuts. :)

sickfish
01-20-2008, 09:49 AM
Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?

It depends on the intention of the writer .

I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .

But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck

Despare
01-20-2008, 10:05 AM
Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?

It depends on the intention of the writer .

I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .

But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck

Don't be so damn uptight. Does it matter if some people don't like your thread? I'd like to see you stick around but you'll need a second coat of skin if it's to be thick enough to get along here.

newb
01-20-2008, 10:31 AM
Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !

Hmmmmm.....everybody here who has won the "funniest member" award here at HDC for two years in a row, please raise your hand.................well......I don't see any hands raised....and I'm typing with one hand....why you ask.....thats right!


so its a joke you want


As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

newb
01-20-2008, 10:33 AM
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

newb
01-20-2008, 10:34 AM
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

newb
01-20-2008, 10:35 AM
gotta love "cut & paste":D

illdojo
01-20-2008, 11:54 AM
Not the ambiguous comment that had no substance .

Can a thread be "stupid" ?
If you're arguing semantics, then no, but if you start the thread, then yes.

It depends on the intention of the writer .
I don't think my thread was stupid or cheesy , so I guess we disagree .Your intention was to sound clever, and you're NOT!!!
And yes, we definitly disagree.

But if you're gonna be a critic, make some sense . Maybe a paragraph or two ? If you can't spell the big words use spellcheck
Why would I waste my time writing a paragraph over you? You're just a smart ass nOOb that loves gay Zombie porn. :rolleyes:

ferretchucker
01-20-2008, 01:04 PM
We are VERY serious here on this forum.....no place for laughter.


if its "yuks" you want....go to ....um........haha.com...or something funny like that....I don't know.....maybe giggle.com......how about funny.com....yeah........thats the one.

Really ? What, you're all Goths and Emo's here are you ? Will a smile crack your make-up ?

MOST movies have a comedic moment now and again ... from the funny one-liner to zany satire there is LOTS of room for comedy !!!

Horror is the same as any other genre ... it's just a little more extreme than some .

And you can use a movie or story to put across bigger points than you could in a convoluted script . Through analogy, satire, imagery etc

Night of the Living Dead - deals with issues of civil unrest, ineptitude of army, ie social commentary .
Dawn of the Dead - Compares zombies with mindless consumers in shopping malls.
Scream - knowing in-jokes about the slasher genre
Texas Chainsaw Massace - touches subject of human meat . Abbattoir to cannibalism not such a big jump (?)

Are you speaking for everyone or just you n your ego, Newb ? Tell me a joke . Ha Ha Ha ! You're funny !

Hmmmm. Please elaborate for me, the concept of sarcasm making somebody a goth/emo. You need to loosen up. Newb was just being himself and making a joke. He was being sarcastic. And look, when you've made a thread on a forum that's getting negative replies and you're a noob, you don't go around insulting regular posters and being are smart arse. I might as well clear up a few things for you.

- Threads like this don't go in the new members lounge. They go in the General forum. The word general kinda gives it away as a place where the stuff that doesn't fit in anywhere else goes.

- Noobs don't insult Vet Posters and act like they are better than anyone else.

- Threads can be stupid, as you have proved.


Any questions?

sickfish
01-20-2008, 01:12 PM
If you think my intention was to sound clever, then you are wrong, ElDildo,
my intention was market research.
I intend to make zombie porn.
OK I let the cat out of the bag.
But first I put the bag in the box with Schroedinger's cat and Pavlov's dog, and let them fight it out.
There is an equation that determines the results......

I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing .
Methinks there is a market .

SC1 : Int

MARY is having a shower . The doorbell rings .She gets out, puts on skilpy dressing gown. She goes to the front door.

MARY : Hello ?

ZOMBIE REPAIRMAN : Pussy !

MARY : Is that the TV repairman ?

She opens the door . Sees Zombie and slams door in his face .

MARY : I'm not letting you in ! You're a Zombie - you'll eat my brains !

ZOMBIE : No I won't ...

MARY : You don't eat brains ? What do you eat ?

ZOMBIE : PUSSY !!!!!

MARY : Oh .... come in . You want me to put relish on it ?

newb
01-20-2008, 03:52 PM
Nor sure if this sickfish is a regular under an assumed name or just a newbie......but a good sense of humor is always welcome here.

DP McCoy
01-21-2008, 01:30 AM
I looked for "Zombie Porn" the other night and found nothing .
Methinks there is a market .

You didn't look hard enough,I'm afraid some other enterprising individuals have beaten you to it ....

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/dazpier/13959.jpg http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/dazpier/cover.jpg

Never mind.:p

sickfish
01-21-2008, 05:15 AM
I guess I'll jus' have to compete !

Of course I would have the upper hand - mine would be real zombies .
With the right resurrection-like spell I'd have the porn-stars . Need to find out about embalming techniques ... and some kind of implant to keep the males hard...imagine how many orifices there are in a corpse that's missing bits and pieces ... mmm.

I could even use famous names ...

See Elvis Fuck Marilyn Monroe

"Oh, Elvis you are the KING !!!"
"Thankyuverrmuch, Norma Jean . Could you jus' skoot over a lil honey - you're steppin' on ma blue suede shoes"

Jim Morrison Bangs Janice Joplin and Grace Slick

"Your ballroom days ain't over "
"Awww awww awww!"
"Just remember what the dormouse said ... "
"Give me head ?"

Well, maybe not .

But you could have some kind of scenario where two zombies are screwing a girl and eating her at the same time . Dicks with maggots on them . Skull-fucking ? Skeleton-fucking ??? The possibilities are endless !

Any hot chicks out there want to get down and dirty with a decomposing dick ?

Send references and pics to :

[email protected]

sickfish
01-21-2008, 05:16 AM
The above e-mail address doesn't exist ... yet ha ha

Zero
01-21-2008, 06:21 AM
i prefer monkey porn -

poo flying everywhere

newb
01-21-2008, 06:33 AM
i prefer monkey porn -

poo flying everywhere

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/Missionarycrop.jpg

ferretchucker
01-21-2008, 06:34 AM
And oh my god the mushed up bananas. I'm er...sorry. I got a bit over exited.

sickfish
01-21-2008, 06:59 AM
then there's the AIDS thing - those damn monkeys killed John Holmes !

But if you created a super-virus ... AIDS that makes you die quick, then resurrect horny as hell ! Infecting everything you fuck ?

Gives a whole new meaning to "Planet of the Apes"

Angra
01-21-2008, 10:26 AM
Nor sure if this sickfish is a regular under an assumed name


Yup.

Either that or he's a writer on all kinds of drugs.


http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/007781_13.jpg

sickfish
01-21-2008, 11:25 AM
I'll have you know I don't do drugs ... well, apart from Caffeine.
And nicotine.
Add adrenaline, dopamine, GABA, Phenylananine, Sugar, seratonin, Di-Methyl Tryptamine (for dreaming) ,

And I suppose I do inhale fuel quite a lot ...
Benzine, Butane, Propane , Methane , Naptha,

But DON'T WE ALL ?

I'm not a clone, I've been here less than a month , so you can stop the speculation . Just haven't had a computer for a while . Times are hard when you sell manure for a living . And your love-life suffers , but it's a trade .

I am a writer of sorts ... nothing published as yet .

I want my work to get noticed , not me . Fame is an ego thing and has barbed clauses . Privacy for one thing .

That's pretty much it . What you see is what you get .

Some people don't like that . I can live with that .

"If you're new to Horror.com and you want to introduce yourself , check in here ."
That's what it said on the packet . Well I think I've done that .

Now I think it's time for that spliff....whoops!

Angra
01-21-2008, 11:37 AM
Has anybody ever told you that you talk a lot?

sickfish
01-21-2008, 11:40 AM
No you're the first

Angra
01-21-2008, 11:41 AM
You're welcome...

zwoti
01-22-2008, 06:04 AM
You didn't look hard enough,I'm afraid some other enterprising individuals have beaten you to it ....

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u139/dazpier/13959.jpg

Never mind.:p


another shite film

ferretchucker
01-22-2008, 06:45 AM
No you're the first

the day will come when you're in a room with a woman, you're both naked and you'll say the exact same thing.:D

Psycom5k
01-22-2008, 12:01 PM
the day will come when you're in a room with a woman, you're both naked and you'll say the exact same thing.:D

Same goes for you little boy, because your dog doesn't count as a girl. :cool:

ferretchucker
01-22-2008, 12:48 PM
my dog died last week.

Psycom5k
01-22-2008, 01:04 PM
my dog died last week.

oh... damn... dude i'm sorry, I didn't know.... I feel really bad now man. Again, I'm very sorry, I know what thats like, I've had 4 dogs that have died.

ferretchucker
01-22-2008, 01:08 PM
I don't mind. I knew you were only messing about. Technically it wasn't my dog, it was my nanas, but I saw it a lot. Seriously, it's okay. You didn't know. All is forgotten.


Oh and P.S : Just coz you enjoy necrophilia with animals, doesn't mean we all do. :D

Psycom5k
01-22-2008, 01:19 PM
I don't mind. I knew you were only messing about. Technically it wasn't my dog, it was my nanas, but I saw it a lot. Seriously, it's okay. You didn't know. All is forgotten.


Oh and P.S : Just coz you enjoy necrophilia with animals, doesn't mean we all do. :D

Oh you're a bastard... here I was feeling bad for you....why don't you go eat your tea and crumpets and stfu little boy!!!:D

sickfish
01-23-2008, 02:57 AM
But that's another story .

Scariest movie I ever saw ?

"Ronnie Reagan's Bedtime Stories"

I had to show my fake Illuminati Junior Club Badge to see that one .

David Icke - Master of Fiction or Conspiracy Dupe ? Voting stops when they've caught up with you .
Remember , "EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL" - R.A.Wilson
"Just because you're NOT paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you ." Don't be paranoid - be PRONOID - that's when you know they're out to get you and they actually are .

"I always feel like ... somebody's watching me ..."

Things to do when THEY are watching your every move ...

Become invisible
Move back to your home planet .
Move in a silly way .
Walk out of the Big Brother House and go back to your sad empty life except this time all the people who ignored you/didn't know who you were now think you're a twat and will tell you this in the line for the bus .

ferretchucker
01-23-2008, 06:43 AM
Oh you're a bastard... here I was feeling bad for you....why don't you go eat your tea and crumpets and stfu little boy!!!:D

I will while we have lunch today, just make sure that you eat with your mouth closed. I don't want all the mushed up burger and apple pie to shoot at me.

sickfish
01-26-2008, 06:51 AM
You must have seen it ... most popular item on google video ... billions have seen it ?

Isn't this scarier than any movie you've seen ?

If not, check out THE FREEMAN PERSPECTIVE

or ENDGAME by Alex Jones !

How long do we have to shit ourselves ?

Despare
01-26-2008, 01:02 PM
You must have seen it ... most popular item on google video ... billions have seen it ?

Isn't this scarier than any movie you've seen ?

If not, check out THE FREEMAN PERSPECTIVE

or ENDGAME by Alex Jones !

How long do we have to shit ourselves ?

You haven't been here very long and yet... you're already annoying.
& boring.

Psycom5k
01-26-2008, 01:13 PM
You haven't been here very long and yet... you're already annoying.
& boring.

Agreed. How long til he gets banned?

newb
01-26-2008, 05:43 PM
You haven't been here very long and yet... you're already annoying.
& boring.

He/she could be a good poster......they are just trying too hard.

Despare
01-26-2008, 09:14 PM
He/she could be a good poster......they are just trying too hard.

I guess I was still sore about the pointless crap posted in the last seen movie thread. :)

Psycom5k
01-27-2008, 12:02 AM
Was it that bad? iI'll go check.

sickfish
01-28-2008, 02:33 AM
sorry guys - got a bit over-excited there .

saw the movie and freaked out a little . But I would still class Endgame as a horror film . It scared the shit outta me .

Boring and annoying ? If you're bored .... stop reading my posts ...

If I annoy you .... well whooop-de-doooo !

I don't annoy EVERYBODY I meet . So I guess I'll have to live with the fact that I've annoyed you ... hmmm ... yeah , I think my ego can take it .

Have a pleasant war, folks , it's on the way .

Angra
01-28-2008, 02:54 AM
sorry guys - got a bit over-excited there .

saw the movie and freaked out a little . But I would still class Endgame as a horror film . It scared the shit outta me .

Boring and annoying ? If you're bored .... stop reading my posts ...

If I annoy you .... well whooop-de-doooo !

I don't annoy EVERYBODY I meet . So I guess I'll have to live with the fact that I've annoyed you ... hmmm ... yeah , I think my ego can take it .

Have a pleasant war, folks , it's on the way .



Sorry Sicko.

You're just not worth a war.

sickfish
01-28-2008, 03:00 AM
I'm not worth a war ? what does that mean ?

I'm not talking about me - don't worry - if a war starts , I'm off to my secret bunker .

No, the war involves all healthy men & women and will be vs Syria, Iran, North Korea , China , and possibly Pakistan . It will be a ground war to take out as many of the world population as possible .

Afterwards, the only people l;eft will be of certain family bloodlines . There will only be 500,000,000 people left , and they will all be made to worship Lucifer (which most already do)

So ... unless you're in the special club , Angra, then get ready to fight . Or run .

Angra
01-28-2008, 03:05 AM
I'm not worth a war ? what does that mean ?

I'm not talking about me - don't worry - if a war starts , I'm off to my secret bunker .

No, the war involves all healthy men & women and will be vs Syria, Iran, North Korea , China , and possibly Pakistan . It will be a ground war to take out as many of the world population as possible .

Afterwards, the only people l;eft will be of certain family bloodlines . There will only be 500,000,000 people left , and they will all be made to worship Lucifer (which most already do)

So ... unless you're in the special club , Angra, then get ready to fight . Or run .



Pffffth!

Paranoid nutcase..

;)

sickfish
01-28-2008, 03:25 AM
you're just closed-minded and brainwashed .

if you don't beleive me then check out the "Georgia Guidestones" which were built quite recently .

They are dated "5930 A.L." which means Age of Lucifer (0 A.L. is approx 4000 BC)

The first tenet of these stones is :

"Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature"

Paranoid ? If I am, , then so are MILLIONS of others .

Keep drinking the fluoride drugged water, your aspartame-filled sweets and drinks , and watch your watered down, mainsream distractive/destructive TV and movies and you'll be fine .

Go back to sleep, America !

to quote Bill Hicks "Keep repeating, We Are Free "

Despare
01-28-2008, 06:19 AM
I'if a war starts , I'm off to my secret bunker.

He has a blanket set up over his mom's dining room table.

sickfish
01-28-2008, 06:31 AM
nah , my mum's dining room table is already full . My secret bunker is in Switzerland .

so horror movies are scary , but real life isn't ?

horror movies are invented stories about unreal events, generally . Fake blood, latex body-parts and monsters . They aren't all that scary because WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE FAKE .

Conspiracy Theories ARE scary because they MIGHT be true , and proport to be REAL EVENTS , REAL PEOPLE , backed up by witnesses , documents , and slip-ups by the New World Order .

If you don't believe in conspiracies , then fine ... but you are probably closed off to the truth because you're PETRIFIED that they might be true . The more you protest, the more scared you are . Feeble , insipid comments aimed to feed your ego by noting the amount of people who AGREE with you is just your way of coping . I feel sorry for you . I really do .

ferretchucker
01-28-2008, 06:32 AM
you're just closed-minded and brainwashed .

if you don't beleive me then check out the "Georgia Guidestones" which were built quite recently .

They are dated "5930 A.L." which means Age of Lucifer (0 A.L. is approx 4000 BC)

The first tenet of these stones is :

"Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature"

Paranoid ? If I am, , then so are MILLIONS of others .

Keep drinking the fluoride drugged water, your aspartame-filled sweets and drinks , and watch your watered down, mainsream distractive/destructive TV and movies and you'll be fine .

Go back to sleep, America !

to quote Bill Hicks "Keep repeating, We Are Free "



You can insult america, they wont care, but don't insult our and your intelligence by translating 8 words and a number into a war against the middle east wiping out most of the human population. This is even worse than bloody nostradamus.

sickfish
01-28-2008, 06:53 AM
8 words and a number ? how about the PUBLISHED viewpoints of those in charge then :

The Los Angeles Times of April 5, 1994 quoted Cornell University Professor David Pimentel, speaking before the American Association for the Advancement of Science, as saying that, "The total world population should be no more than 2 billion rather than the current 5.6 billion." In the UNESCO Courier of November 1991, Jacques Cousteau wrote: "The damage people cause to the planet is a function of demographics - it is equal to the degree of development. One American burdens the earth much more than twenty Bangladeshes ... This is a terrible thing to say. In order to stabilize world population, we must eliminate 350,000 people per day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it's just as bad not to say it."

Bertrand Russell, in his book, "The Impact of Science on Society," wrote, "At present the population of the world is increasing ... War so far has had no great effect on this increase ... I do not pretend that birth control is the only way in which population can be kept from increasing. There are others ... If a Black Death could be spread throughout the world once in every generation, survivors could procreate freely without making the world too full ... the state of affairs might be somewhat unpleasant, but what of it? Really high-minded people are indifferent to suffering, especially that of others."

Negative Population Growth Inc. of Teaneck, New Jersey recently circulated a letter stating their long-range goal. "We believe that our goal for the United States should be no more than 150 million, our size in 1950. For the world, we believe our goal should be a population of not more than two billion, its size shortly after the turn of the century."

In the Global Assessment Report of UNEP (a United Nations sponsored study group), Phase One Draft, Section 9, the authors quoted an expert who suggested that: "A reasonable estimate for an industrialized world society at the present North American material standard of living would be 1 billion. At the more frugal European standard of living, 2 to 3 billion would be possible."

ferretchucker
01-28-2008, 10:38 AM
but that isn't what you were saying. You were saying we were going to have a war which would wipe out all but half a billion. And by the way, if you do believe in this war, why did you post a qoute describing how war hasn't done anything good enough to decrease the population. And anyway, yes the world is over crowded, but who's to say who can live and can die? Anyone who is born already shouldn't be killed just to help the others who are alive. Nobody has the right to make the decision of who can stay here, and who can't.

And still, none of the quotes mentions a war between us and the east. You seem to have conjured that up by yourself. You have a stone with some words and a number (because that's what it is!) and some quotes of people saying we need to get the population down! You are simply a paranoid fool who will waste their life thinking about the future, instead of having a great life enjoying the present.

No, the war involves all healthy men & women and will be vs Syria, Iran, North Korea , China , and possibly Pakistan . It will be a ground war to take out as many of the world population as possible .

So you belive that these countires will get in a war against all of the world. England, russia, france, japan, australia etc. and the result will leave only 500, 000 000 left. The thought actually makes me laugh. And why those countries? Why would they want a fight with the rest of the world? You need to take a chill pill, and get a reality check.

sickfish
01-28-2008, 11:29 AM
sorry Ferretchucker if this scares you.

"Key Event #5 -- September 11, 1990 -- President Bush [Senior] gave speech to a joint session of the U.S. Congress entitled, "Toward A New World Order".

On this date, President Bush gave a speech to a Congress and to an American people who were in an uproar over the Iraqi invasion and wanted to learn more of the gathering military response from a tough-talking American President. Once again, Bush presented the rationale for his military response, and held out the hope that the world would be able to use this event as a catalyst to propel us into the global cooperation, peace, and safety that the New World Order promises.

Eleven years to the day later , the attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon occurred. Exactly 11 years to the day after this speech, a great dual blow was struck that really would propel the world into the final stages of the New World Order. The event we are probably witnessing now is the planned final push into the "wars and rumors of wars" that will finally produce Antichrist. Thus, it is highly significant that analysts and commentators were immediately using the word "war" and "world war" in their talk. It is highly significant that retired Admiral Thomas Moore and Army General Jack Singlaub spoke of the world sliding into a 3-war Third World War!
So, Albert Pike received a demonic vision, described below. On January 22, 1870, Pike and one of his international co-conspirators, Guiseppe Mazzini, published the Plan which would establish the New World Order. This Plan was kept very secret, only within Freemasonry circles since the time of its inception, known only to fellow occult Illuminist conspirators. (This information is taken from a book from a former Luciferian Illuminist, Doc Marquis. His book is "Secrets of the Illuminati" and reveals much formerly hidden detail known only to Illuminists)."

That's modern historical fact . Look it up .

What was Albert Pike's plan for World War III ? Remember , he wrote this in 1870 :

"The secret Pike plan to control the world foresaw the need for three world wars. Stop here for a moment to remember the date of this prediction: January 22, 1870. This date is 44 years before the beginning of World War I. Once you understand the facts we are about to share with you and realize the length of time between this prediction and the beginning of its fulfillment, you can understand how supernatural forces were truly in command. Further, January 22, 1870, is occulticly significant also. The number 22 is one of the three important occultic primary numbers (11, 22, and 33).

The Pike Plan to overthrow the Judeo-Christian Old World Order, and establish the Satanic New World Order foresaw the need for war. However, this war was not the type of warfare the world had seen historically. This war was to be on a much larger scale than history had ever recorded. This war was to be global, or world-wide.

So, Albert Pike received a demonic vision, described below. On January 22, 1870, Pike and one of his international co-conspirators, Guiseppe Mazzini, published the Plan which would establish the New World Order. This Plan was kept very secret, only within Freemasonry circles since the time of its inception, known only to fellow occult Illuminist conspirators. (This information is taken from a book from a former Luciferian Illuminist, Doc Marquis. His book is "Secrets of the Illuminati" and reveals much formerly hidden detail known only to Illuminists).

The secret Pike plan to control the world foresaw the need for three world wars. Stop here for a moment to remember the date of this prediction: January 22, 1870. This date is 44 years before the beginning of World War I. Once you understand the facts we are about to share with you and realize the length of time between this prediction and the beginning of its fulfillment, you can understand how supernatural forces were truly in command. Further, January 22, 1870, is occulticly significant also. The number 22 is one of the three important occultic primary numbers (11, 22, and 33).

The Pike Plan to overthrow the Judeo-Christian Old World Order, and establish the Satanic New World Order foresaw the need for war. However, this war was not the type of warfare the world had seen historically. This war was to be on a much larger scale than history had ever recorded. This war was to be global, or world-wide.

I. The First World War was designed to enable the Czarist Government in Russia to be finally and completely overthrown. The new Russian government was foreseen to be atheistic and militaristic. Further, Pike specified that this new Russian Government was to be Communistic. Karl Marx had published his Communist Manifesto in 1848, exactly 22 years before this occultic prophecy through Albert Pike. Isn't it interesting that the occultic number 22 keeps popping up? The multiplier numbers, 44 and 66 also keep appearing, as you will see in a few moments.

History records that this First World War did, indeed, occur just as listed, above. The Western powers in Europe, in conjunction with the United States, financed Lenin's expedition into Russia<3>, they financed his government consistently, and we have financed Russian Communism at least once per decade since then.

II. The Second World War was foreseen to originate between Great Britain and Germany. However, one of the planned results of this war was to strengthen the new Communist Russian government, so that it could weaken and destroy other governments and religions.

History again records that the Second World War did, indeed, accomplish this objective. The war started when Germany invaded Poland, causing Great Britain to declare war on Germany. Very soon, the troika (3's) of powers were set up to wage this war. The Black Magic occultists allied themselves when Germany linked with Italy and Japan; the White Magic occultists allied themselves together as Great Britain linked with the United States and Russia. Do not be deceived. This war was fought between two (2) New World Order forces, the "evil" alliance of the Axis Powers or the "good" alliance of the Allied Powers; the war was between the Black Magic forces against the White Magic forces. But, we shall return to this subject in more depth at a later time.

Certainly, the Pike vision of the Second World War building Russian Communism into a super power was fulfilled to a startling degree. Historians have always been mystified as to how Churchill and Roosevelt could have given away all of Eastern Europe to the Soviets, when the preponderance of power was clearly against the Soviets. Clearly, when Roosevelt and Churchill ceded all of Eastern Europe to Russia, the Communist Government of Russia, now known as the U.S.S.R. {Union of Soviet Socialist Republics) completed its transition to a super power, exactly as Pike's vision had foretold. And, let us not forget that the Second World War had given Russia capabilities it had not possessed before the War. Not only did we build up the Russian military to a frightful degree, but we had also built entire factories East of Moscow that gave Russia an instant manufacturing base. Even though Russia had paid dearly in human lives during the War, they came out of the conflict a superpower. Thanks to Roosevelt, Russia now had a kingdom to go along with its new military and industrial base.

Now, you know that Freemason President Roosevelt gave this territory to Russia simply and only because he was being true to Pike's vision of 1870!! You will never read this true history in any of your books!!

III. The Third World War was foreseen to be between Judaism and Islam. This prophecy is incredible in many ways, beginning with the understanding that this prophecy of a third world war occurred in 1870, a time when Israel did not exist as a nation, and when no one except Fundamentalist, Bible-believing Christians believed it would ever exist again.

Watch the events in Israel very carefully, because the final chapter is being written there. The demonic 'guiding spirits' of Freemasonry, of the leaders of the New World Order Plan, are planning a final, definitive Third World War, which will begin between Israel and her Arab neighbors and spread to the entire world. Literally, out of the smoke and destruction of this Third World War, Antichrist will come striding!"

you wanted quotes, you got 'em ! Boy, it's like being at school isn't it ? Except you won't find your teachers confirming any of this .

Despare
01-28-2008, 12:19 PM
Where do you get your "information" from? It makes me laugh, it's all quite a read. You'll probably commit suicide thanks to mental problems LONG before your well hyped war begins.


I still think sickfish is a current member under a new name but who?

Let's consider the Misgurnus anguillicaudatus or "Gold Dojo" and we all know sick is a synonym for ill sooooooooooo...

trx1
01-28-2008, 05:43 PM
wheres that zombie porn??

Angra
01-28-2008, 11:18 PM
Where do you get your "information" from? It makes me laugh, it's all quite a read. You'll probably commit suicide thanks to mental problems LONG before your well hyped war begins.


I still think sickfish is a current member under a new name but who?

...



The Monkey boy?

sickfish
01-29-2008, 03:24 AM
are you incapable of using a search engine then ?

Are your finger used solely for typing half-assed posts on horror forums, playing computer games and masturbation ?

Find out for yourself dumbfuck , or aren't you capable of doing R E S E A R C H ???

I got my info from the same source you get your kicks ... the net . All you need is a bright critical mind and a free spirit . You may DISAGREE with what you read ... everybody has an opinion and even the most intelligent writers have their intelligent detractors (I'm assuming there ARE some intelligent detractors here)

But to impress upon me or in fact anyone else with a brain that they use for thinking , not "That's cool" or "You suck" but complete sentences that actually define and relate to the subject matter they are debating , then let us have some
dialectic debate as defined by the great Greek philosophers .

No ?

The only personality on this site I think is actually capable of that is VOSTOCK although there may be others - I haven't read everything everyone has said yet - and he probably sees through my thinly disguised rant of non-conformity .

Not to say that I don't agree with the validity of some of my sources ... but which ?

Confused ? That'll be the "Bavarian" model of education which became the standard in the late 19th century ... education used to teach "critical analysis" of information ... like Buddha said "Question everything" (I'm paraphrasing)
The Bavarian method was introduced by the capitalist elite who didn't like the
way the Victorian era encouraged entrepreneurism and inventiveness . They realised that the best workers in FACTORIES would just sit at a machine and press buttons . So education became a conditioning tool rather than an intelligence-increasing system .

I suggest you look up any of the concepts I have brought up and decide for yourself ... obviously I didn't pen all those quotes myself . People asked where I got my views from so I quoted some reference points . If they persist in lambasting my comments without having ANY knowledge on the subject just proves them to be the weak-minded opinionless individuals they are advertising as . Of course , if you can't be bothered to do this then don't read any more .

But you will.

Over 1000 views in two weeks ? Whether you agree or disagree , YOU'RE HOOKED !!! You say I'm full of shit , boring, annoying ... but you KEEP READING

You probably didn't pay this much attention in school , and TV doesn't EDUCATE
or INFORM - it just makes people more stupid .

KEEP REPEATING WE ARE FREE , WE ARE FREE , WE ARE FREE

Angra
01-29-2008, 03:28 AM
are you incapable of using a search engine then ?

Are your finger used solely for typing half-assed posts on horror forums, playing computer games and masturbation ?

Find out for yourself dumbfuck , or aren't you capable of doing R E S E A R C H ???

I got my info from the same source you get your kicks ... the net . All you need is a bright critical mind and a free spirit . You may DISAGREE with what you read ... everybody has an opinion and even the most intelligent writers have their intelligent detractors (I'm assuming there ARE some intelligent detractors here)

But to impress upon me or in fact anyone else with a brain that they use for thinking , not "That's cool" or "You suck" but complete sentences that actually define and relate to the subject matter they are debating , then let us have some
dialectic debate as defined by the great Greek philosophers .

No ?

The only personality on this site I think is actually capable of that is VOSTOCK although there may be others - I haven't read everything everyone has said yet - and he probably sees through my thinly disguised rant of non-conformity .

Not to say that I don't agree with the validity of some of my sources ... but which ?

Confused ? That'll be the "Bavarian" model of education which became the standard in the late 19th century ... education used to teach "critical analysis" of information ... like Buddha said "Question everything" (I'm paraphrasing)
The Bavarian method was introduced by the capitalist elite who didn't like the
way the Victorian era encouraged entrepreneurism and inventiveness . They realised that the best workers in FACTORIES would just sit at a machine and press buttons . So education became a conditioning tool rather than an intelligence-increasing system .

I suggest you look up any of the concepts I have brought up and decide for yourself ... obviously I didn't pen all those quotes myself . People asked where I got my views from so I quoted some reference points . If they persist in lambasting my comments without having ANY knowledge on the subject just proves them to be the weak-minded opinionless individuals they are advertising as . Of course , if you can't be bothered to do this then don't read any more .

But you will.

Over 1000 views in two weeks ? Whether you agree or disagree , YOU'RE HOOKED !!! You say I'm full of shit , boring, annoying ... but you KEEP READING

You probably didn't pay this much attention in school , and TV doesn't EDUCATE
or INFORM - it just makes people more stupid .

KEEP REPEATING WE ARE FREE , WE ARE FREE , WE ARE FREE



Posher? :rolleyes:

Despare
01-29-2008, 07:51 AM
The Monkey boy?

I already gave you my guess.

The "Gold Dojo" is a fish and sick is a synonym for ill...

sickfish = illdojo



are you incapable of using a search engine then ?

Are your finger used solely for typing half-assed posts on horror forums, playing computer games and masturbation ?

Find out for yourself dumbfuck , or aren't you capable of doing R E S E A R C H ???



If you're the one who is going to spout this bullshit then YOU need to provide sources. You're telling me this information is mostly from the internet? Wow, that's almost as reliable of a source as Weekly World News.

_____V_____
01-29-2008, 08:04 AM
The only personality on this site I think is actually capable of that is VOSTOCK although there may be others - I haven't read everything everyone has said yet - and he probably sees through my thinly disguised rant of non-conformity .

Sounds like Vod has had another of those split-personality attacks.:rolleyes:

newb
01-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Who's Vostock?

I can remember only one other who could rant in such a manner.



lets test my theory

Cannibal Holocaust's deaths WERE REAL!








Actually it could also be Pre33ure or Cheebs

_____V_____
01-29-2008, 08:21 AM
Sure aint Cheebs. Could be Pr3ssur3.

Still stand by my earlier theory.

newb
01-29-2008, 08:28 AM
Sure aint Cheebs. Could be Pr3ssur3.

Still stand by my earlier theory.

It can't be Vod......no typo's

_____V_____
01-29-2008, 08:33 AM
It can't be Vod......no typo's

He IS smart. That could be an easy trick.;)

ferretchucker
01-29-2008, 10:08 AM
I should have seen a number being linked into all of this. Funny. the number 23 is meant to be linked with everything, guess what? The number 22 is 1 less than 23! It all makes sence!

Okay, i'll give you one thing, those are linked with a lot of stuff. But seriously, I'm not buying it. The words "world war" were bound to be spouted out at an event like that. But as far as I can see, with more and more troops being removed from iraq, russia getting on fine and the rest of europe all not getting involved as well as most of the other countries, I really don't see a world war coming. Let me just demonstrate something.

I, ferretchucker, forsee grave danger in the future. When the earth finally meets the planet of red, it wont be long before life is doomed by the people of the other worlds. The end will be unavoidable.

Now, that could mean anything. It could mean martians coming to earth, it could mean earthling going to mars and meeting martians. It could mean a piece of mars flying off and hitting earth etc. That already opens things up. What happens next? Infinite possibilities. This guy had no idea when it was gonna happen. My prediction could happen in billions of years and people will say "He knew..."

I made that up on the spot, but all it needs is for the first half of that to at one point in the future to come true, for people like you to suddenly think my word must be right. Seriously, you need to think about everything you're writing because then you might realise you're living your life off a rock and a dead guys words which have only half come true. Like this. "I predict someone on this forum will have potatoes this week. This will set into motion the events that kill them". The first part could quite easily happen. The second, key part, may or may not happen.

But anyway, onto the more important matter, it could be monkey man. His herald didn't work out, so maybe he is trying a different approach. Whoever you are, this is pretty funny. No real member could be this irrelevant. And all the ridiculous stuff that keeps piling on top of it, it can't be true.

Oh, and sickfish, don't eat any potatoes this week.

sickfish
01-29-2008, 05:46 PM
I, ferretchucker, forsee grave danger in the future. When the earth finally meets the planet of red, it wont be long before life is doomed by the people of the other worlds. The end will be unavoidable.

"I predict someone on this forum will have potatoes this week. This will set into motion the events that kill them".

Firstly , the word planet comes from the Greek , "planetes" meaning wanderer . The planets were seen to be wandering around the sun or "helios" .

The red planet is Mars which is seen to glow red in the sky (the red glowing one - that's Mars . The brown glowing one is Snickers)

"Martian" , "Martial" are related to the God of War , Mars .

So obviously the Earth is in grave danger . War is dangerous . Iron Oxide, red planet , blood iron , danger , alert , natural response to colour red . Also, at the bottom of our light spectrum, infra-red = heat . Represents fire , volcano , Vulcan (another God , where we get "Volcano" from, noted for his Blacksmithing skills) . Maker of WEAPONS .... War again .

Art of War .... ? To KILL ... so life is indeed in danger . Those fighting the war , and those living next door to Saddam Hussein's stand-in number 8 .

So these war-like martial-law expediating "wanderers" are endangering the planet ?

That's just pure insight, young Oracle !

Potatoes :

Carbohydrate and not much else .

Carbohydrate + Fat = American Diet , British Diet , Bad Diet .

Effects ...

Heart Disease , Death .

Skin of Potato ... when green, and uncooked contains toxins which are indeed deadly poisons , and some dumb fuck is sure to do it one day .

Congratulations , you have won a prize entry into our Profits Of Our Prophets & Oracles Organisation (you can call us P.O.O.P.O.O)

Are you the still(tobe)born bastard son of Robert Anton Wilson ?

Hail Ferretchucker !!!

Now I'm off to start an anti-potatoist peace cult , and if they ask who our leader is we shall all say in unison

Ferretchucker Ferretchucker , Mystic Manic Motherfucker,
Makes Haile Selasse look small , made him look about 4 feet tall,
And all the Illuminists are having a ball,
Cos we never ever listened to Ferretchucker the Wisest of them All

ferretchucker
01-30-2008, 06:29 AM
seek help.