His Herald

[Zero]

well. . . it has seemed oddly quiet around here and I'm beginning to see why.

yesterday my evil alter ego - HIS HERALD - overtook me and began posting innocuous though slighly irrelevant posts about HIS coming (some of you may remember my friend Herald as a fake avatar I used to announce my return from one of my periodic slumbers).

well - I'll admit it was mainly just screwing with people in the hopes of livening things up around here. I'll return to the fact that nothing was offensive, obscene or even really attacking (just lots of 'HE is coming' stuff). and i even tried to make it vaguely relevant to the threads.

but it does speak, in my mind at least, to the lethargic nature of this place (once you could be sure that any post would get five or six responses within an hour or so - these days i can log in throughout the day and see barely any movement). i am not in favor of obnoxious trolls - but it does seem that the rules of what counts as 'obnoxious' have become strikingly strict.

so - if some mod wants to ban me for my little alter-ego prank - feel free. after three years on this forum, i can't really say i'm sure i'll be here much longer anyway.

[Zero]

oh - one more thing -

this is what the board said when i tried to log in as herald:

"You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never"

i particularly like the 'no reason was specified'

[hammerfan]

Hey, I'm here! I just haven't been watching movies. I have one coming from Netflix soon - "Thr3e". If anyone has seen it, I'd appreciate your views.

So, Zero, watcha been up to? I went to Atlantic City this past weekend (had a free room at Harrah's). Didn't win much - but I came home with money so that's good - and the food sucked. Next time I'll go to the boardwalk side!

[newb]

I knew it was a regular trying to create some kind of spark around here....I forgot about your alter ego. I did try to warn you to keep it in just a couple of threads, knowing what may happen.

This place always goes through "down" days.......it just seems to be lasting a bit longer this time. But if all the good posters [ yourself being one of them ]get bored and leave then we will never get back to the "good old days."

[crabapple]

I have been busy with film work lately, and being the humorous fellow I am, in my egocentric way I was fantasizing that my being away was the real reason behind poster lethargy here. And who knows, that may even be the reason! Who's to say that poster lethargy and ego-reinforcement cannot coexist?

[ChronoGrl]

Work has been a Hell recently.

This place has been a respite.

Annoying one-liners taking over the threads - Not helpful.



Zero - You've been here a while. I love your posts. I love your monkey (that's right - I said it).

But if you're looking to add more to the forum (and I agree that it's been dull, DULL here recently), I don't think that this is the "more" that you're after. Please don't encourage the moron masses and obnoxious newbs to do the same. Else I'll have to go on a killing spree and, well, work just won't allow it.

[crabapple]

I like the monkey too!~

I love all monkeys! Specially at Christmastime.

[ferretchucker]

Zero, if you go, how many animal related posters will be left to comfort me? As far as I can see, the only animal-type posters are the monkey and the ferret. If you go, I will hunt you down! Just like Bwind did in HDC the Movie part 7ero. Seriously, I know what you mean and it has become a lot more strict around here these days, but we're still recovering from all of the renob and Dave stuff. Yes it was ages ago but still, with more new people turning up and every once in a while, them sounding oddly familiar, it could have even been a case of mistaken identity. Maybe whichever MOD it was thought you were one of the troll kings! Don't get too annoyed about it and just have fun with what we've got for the moment. Things will brighten.

[alkytrio666]

oh - one more thing -

this is what the board said when i tried to log in as herald:

"You have been banned for the following reason:
No reason was specified.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Hahahaha. Now that's funny.

Stick around, pal. We'd miss you around here.

[alkytrio666]

Oh by the way...your little stunt did creep me out for a minute.
In your "tremble" thread you said that we should all "gnash" our teeth together in fear.
I just thought it was odd that you should pick the somewhat unusual verb "gnash" right after I ridiculed you...and that it also happens to be my last name!

...creeper...

[Doc Faustus]

Where is this? I feel so left out.

[VampiricClown]

I've noticed that as well. I'm on here almost every day. Yet lately, when I sign on, there is barely a new post in the previous 4-5 hours or more. What adds to the weirdness, there will be 7-8 people on, but no one is posting.

Have we drained our forum of topics? Or have we simply become to dry to all of the trolling? As much as it was annoying, it seemed to be almost more fun back when we had trolls coming in masses. Not only did it lighten the mood and give us a use for shallow, insulting humor. It gave our regulars a way to relieve a little steam and cheer up after saying "STFU N00B!".

Our forum is dying.

[VampiricClown]

Oh, and a good example of this, Drac's birthday thread has less than 10 responses. That isn't the norm.

[Marley's Ghost]

Is This The End
Of Our Strange Horror Trip
We Have Many Posters
Who've Abandoned Our Ship

Where They Have Gone
Is Anybodys Guess
Leaving This Forum
In A Bloody Mess

Should We Blame The Mods
For Getting Too Tough
Deleting Accounts
When They've Had Enough

Should We Lay The Blame
On Too Many Tournaments And Such
Some Find Them Lame & Boring
Me, Eh, Not So Much

No My Friends, Its Clear
Who Will Carry The Burden Of Blame
Its All The Posters Who've Left
In A Moment I'll Give You Their Name

Urgeok Took Off
Man Of Little Patience Was He
But A Wealth Of Knowledge In Horror
And Funny As Can Be

Bloodrayne Left As Well
And With Her Went The Dude
Claimed Her Baby's Needs Were Greater
Than Talking Horror With This Brood

What Ever Happened To Haunted
She Left Without So Much As A Wave
Pre33ure & Murderdoll Post Little
Its Controversy They Crave

Zwoti Was A Man Of Few Words
But Still He Left His Mark
Italian Horror Was His Speciality
As Mod His Bite Was Worse Than His Bark

Itsalive75,allmykids & Budman
We No Longer Ever See
Its Even Affected The Performance
Of Our # 1 Poster, ________v________

Return Did Just That
In A Drunken Stupor No Less
The Poor Lad Is Confused
Must Be Under A Lot Of Stress

So If We Want This Forum To Improve
If We Want It To Survive
Don't Sit On Your Hands And Complain
Get To Typing And We Will Thrive

[VampiricClown]

Is This The End
Of Our Strange Horror Trip
We Have Many Posters
Who've Abandoned Our Ship

Where They Have Gone
Is Anybodys Guess
Leaving This Forum
In A Bloody Mess

Should We Blame The Mods
For Getting Too Tough
Deleting Accounts
When They've Had Enough

Should We Lay The Blame
On Too Many Tournaments And Such
Some Find Them Lame & Boring
Me, Eh, Not So Much

No My Friends, Its Clear
Who Will Carry The Burden Of Blame
Its All The Posters Who've Left
In A Moment I'll Give You Their Name

Urgeok Took Off
Man Of Little Patience Was He
But A Wealth Of Knowledge In Horror
And Funny As Can Be

Bloodrayne Left As Well
And With Her Went The Dude
Claimed Her Baby's Needs Were Greater
Than Talking Horror With This Brood

What Ever Happened To Haunted
She Left Without So Much As A Wave
Pre33ure & Murderdoll Post Little
Its Controversy They Crave

Zwoti Was A Man Of Few Words
But Still He Left His Mark
Italian Horror Was His Speciality
As Mod His Bite Was Worse Than His Bark

Itsalive75,allmykids & Budman
We No Longer Ever See
Its Even Affected The Performance
Of Our # 1 Poster, ________v________

Return Did Just That
In A Drunken Stupor No Less
The Poor Lad Is Confused
Must Be Under A Lot Of Stress

So If We Want This Forum To Improve
If We Want It To Survive
Don't Sit On Your Hands And Complain
Get To Typing And We Will Thrive

You need to stick around more often.

[crabapple]

I never know what the dickens that ghost guy is talking about. :confused: :confused:

[newb]

I never know what the dickens that ghost guy is talking about. :confused: :confused:

hee hee ....I get it....Dickens.....good one crabby.

[Zero]

for the record i'm not saying i'm planning on leaving or anything. . . its more a matter of registering disappointment in the state of things and, in fairness, what seemed fairly draconian measures taken by mods. His Herald was a bit annoying but if that constitutes 'unreasonable behavior' then I think we've drawn that circle a bit too tight.

maybe recent 'trolls' have made security too tight - but i think if every level of banter, back-and-forth, and annoyance is immediately erased then it leaves conversations that - as many do now - just dwindle to nothing.

i figured HIS HERALD would rile people up (and maybe in deference to ChronoG it was a bad way to spark things up) - but I was shocked to see him banned and all threads erased in less than 8 hours (after only about 10 posts and nothing blatantly offensive).

to be honest, given the total absence of most mods, i only assume this was Austin (he's the only one i've seen anywhere near the place in months) and i'm not picking a fight with him but just wondering how things got to the moribund state they currently occupy.

[VampiricClown]

So you are saying, we are basically Moderator free, but we have strict rules?

[newb]

to be honest, given the total absence of most mods, i only assume this was Austin (he's the only one i've seen anywhere near the place in months) and i'm not picking a fight with him but just wondering how things got to the moribund state they currently occupy.

zwoti is most likely lurking.....you don't see him....but he is there....in the shadows.

http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/31/2/79/l31279_mb.jpg

[Angra]

well. . . it has seemed oddly quiet around here and I'm beginning to see why.

yesterday my evil alter ego - HIS HERALD - overtook me and began posting innocuous though slighly irrelevant posts about HIS coming (some of you may remember my friend Herald as a fake avatar I used to announce my return from one of my periodic slumbers).

well - I'll admit it was mainly just screwing with people in the hopes of livening things up around here. I'll return to the fact that nothing was offensive, obscene or even really attacking (just lots of 'HE is coming' stuff). and i even tried to make it vaguely relevant to the threads.

but it does speak, in my mind at least, to the lethargic nature of this place (once you could be sure that any post would get five or six responses within an hour or so - these days i can log in throughout the day and see barely any movement). i am not in favor of obnoxious trolls - but it does seem that the rules of what counts as 'obnoxious' have become strikingly strict.

so - if some mod wants to ban me for my little alter-ego prank - feel free. after three years on this forum, i can't really say i'm sure i'll be here much longer anyway.


Are you quitting us, you quitter?!!! :mad:

That's not very monkey of you.

[crabapple]

He is just a little monkey--a poo nuts monkey

[Angra]

He is just a little monkey--a poo nuts monkey


I don't like poo nuts monkeys. They smell funky.

[ferretchucker]

I have to agree that. though they were annoying, things were a lot more interesting when the trolls were here. IT seems to be very quiet and nothing grabs my eye. And, not that they're no good, all the threads seem to be either tournaments or "the last...you...", which don't really get many responces other than film, book or song titles or place names. But we have to decide, which is better?

[missmacabre]

I like that things are mostly relevant right now. All the trolls just drove more people away than the recent silence. I don't know about you guys, but I've just been busy lately. I come on here once or twice a day and I post a few things but I don't have the time to discuss or debate anything too in depth.

[ferretchucker]

What really gets my goat is that I can see all these people are looking at the threads, but none comment. Sme threads have over a hundred views an less than 10 posts.

[Angra]

Do we really need trolls for this forum to stay alive and partying?

I personally wouldn't mind as i love being mean to people, but i would hate to think that's why people come here.


I think this forum needs more regular posters. Like there used to be in a not so distant past.

I miss our big happy family. :(

[ferretchucker]

I mean, there are 9 people viewing the general forum, and it seems like only me, you, crab, VC, MM and Miss are posting! WHo are the other 3?

[Angra]

I mean, there are 9 people viewing the general forum, and it seems like only me, you, crab, VC, MM and Miss are posting! WHo are the other 3?


Why don't you send them an instant message and ask them?

[hellfire1]

Bla bla... it's a dry spell. Not the first and certainly won't be the last.

[Angra]

I used to come here to laugh my ass off for hours. I don't laugh so much anymore.

Maybe it's because of the be-nice-to-the-new-members policy.

I found gold in the "New members lounge" almost every day. GOLD, I TELL YA!!!


I think a lot of the neglecting members felt the same way..

[missmacabre]

I'm all for being mean to the new members if they deserve it. some people start off here on a really good note and I would hate to see those people scared away.

[VampiricClown]

I'm all for being mean to the new members if they deserve it. some people start off here on a really good note and I would hate to see those people scared away.

If they are scared away, they won't be around long anyway. I got the treatment somewhat when I got here, and most of the regulars were the same. That's what kept it active and a big family.

That right has been taken away. :(

[zwoti]

to be honest, given the total absence of most mods


you assume i'm not here solely on the basis that i haven't posted.



zwoti is most likely lurking.....you don't see him....but he is there....in the shadows.

stop giving away my secrets :mad:, shouldn't you be drinking


http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/24-156.jpg

[Zero]

i'm not threatening to leave (that's too melodramatic for me and i've got about 900 posts or so until my big 5555, which may actually be my end but we'll see)

and, i'm not criticizing zwoti or austin or anyone.

i think there are two not entirely connected things here-

one is a general comment that the place is lethargic (i'd say 'dead' but that's so cliched around here). now I KNOW that the place has gone through lulls in the past (i didn't just join yesterday) but this has been fairly prolonged lull and I think its partly people being busy but also a bigger problem of very little of interest being said. I agree with Ferret - half the time I log on, search the various forums and find virtually nothing i want to respond to. if i do, often just out of pure boredom, its usually inane and irrelevant (which makes me wonder why zero doesn't get banned)

the other comment is just my surprise that His Herald was banned and erased so immediately. it was like 10 posts in about four different threads - i went off to bed and woke up the next morning expecting/hoping for a bit of a dust-up to have ocurred and my only fear was that someone would remember my trick from before (which went on for days and had about 40 posts) and ruin my prank. i never suspected such an immediate and sever response.

that's not criticizing the mods - hell it's their job and none of my business - but just expressing my concern.

so, what to do about the state of HDC - - - honestly i don't know. it seems to me in the past things would spark up either by a group of newbies who were lively (i think i came in around the same time as maggie and IA75 and some others and things seemed to kind of pick up for awhile) or a troll comes by and sparks fire and fury. hell, i remember IA75 and i used to periodically plan to have public feuds and then start threats insulting each other for fun and amusment of all - but now he's gone and i think if i start throwing insults there might just be an empty space in threads where a monkey used to be.

but, here i think Ferret is right again (truly words i never thought i'd type) - there are lots of people watching/viewing and little being written or responded to.

but - that's my two-cents. i'm not trying to condemn anyone or start anything (i tried that yesterday to no avail)

maybe i'm just mourning what used to be

[VampiricClown]

but now he's gone and i think if i start throwing insults there might just be an empty space in threads where a monkey used to be.


Damn right you smelly monkey! :D

Eh, it was worth a shot.

[Zero]

well if insulting a punky goth with bad hair is wrong. . . i don't want to be right!

[VampiricClown]

well if insulting a punky goth with bad hair is wrong. . . i don't want to be right!

At least I don't eat the bugs out of my friends and families hair. :D

[Zero]

At least I don't eat the bugs out of my friends and families hair. :D


one can only imagine the kind of infestation in those greasy locks of yours - - - the mind boggles

[newb]

You're intentions were very noble, my simian friend. This place sure needs a shot in the arm every now and then.

hell.....this threads got 4 pages already.....not a bad start.

[Zero]

yeah . . . but wasn't HE supposed to be coming


(oh damn - does that mean i'm going to be banned)

[hellfire1]

Bitch, bitch, bitch....

Back in the day when there used to be members insulting other members, arguments galore, and threads made for shock value alone, everyone whined about the forum going to hell, and when it would die down and measures would be taken, everyone would whine about the forum being dull and "dead".

Conclusion ? You people are never happy. :p


EDIT : But please... continue your bellyachin'... it amuses people like me who couldn't care less. :D

[newb]

Bitch, bitch, bitch....

Back in the day when there used to be members insulting other members, arguments galore, and threads made for shock value alone, everyone whined about the forum going to hell, and when it would die down and measures would be taken, everyone would whine about the forum being dull and "dead".

Conclusion ? You people are never happy.


EDIT : But please... continue your bellyachin'... it amuses people like me who couldn't care less.

She's right.....we need to find a "happy medium"


perhaps if we insult each other.....but use LOTS of smiley faces:D :D :D


:D :D



DAMN IT......I could only use 5 smiley faces....that ain't gonna work

[hellfire1]

She's right.....we need to find a "happy medium"


perhaps if we insult each other.....but use LOTS of smiley faces:D :D :D






DAMN IT......I could only use 5 smiley faces....that ain't gonna work





Now there's that old HDC spirit. :p


EDIT : Had to delete a few of your smiley faces because of that damn limit.

[VampiricClown]

one can only imagine the kind of infestation in those greasy locks of yours - - - the mind boggles

Those are my friends!

Though, at least I wasn't talking about deepthroating a watermelon. :D

[Zero]

:eek: Those are my friends!

Though, at least I wasn't talking about deepthroating a watermelon. :D


have you tried it ??? harder than it looks:D

[massacre man]

She's right.....we need to find a "happy medium"


perhaps if we insult each other.....but use LOTS of smiley faces

DAMN IT......I could only use 5 smiley faces....that ain't gonna work

Dusty fucking drunk. :D:D:D

[VampiricClown]

:eek:


have you tried it ??? harder than it looks:D

Eh, my gag reflexes don't work like that. I can't even get an X-Ray of my teeth at the dentist office without almost puking.

[ManchestrMorgue]

Being asleep when you guys are all awake is a real disadvantage. I missed all of this :mad:

[Zero]

but you get to enjoy all the wreckage (and better beer and proper football and slightly more sane politics - damn you brits!)

[VampiricClown]

Being asleep when you guys are all awake is a real disadvantage. I missed all of this :mad:

Then change your sleeping schedule....DUH!


:D

[crabapple]

...The mind gobbles.



gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble

[ManchestrMorgue]

Then change your sleeping schedule....DUH!


:D

Damn, why didn't I think of that :D

[ManchestrMorgue]

but you get to enjoy all the wreckage (and better beer and proper football and slightly more sane politics - damn you brits!)

Better beer and proper football perhaps.

But our politics is no more sane than yours. Probably a bit less sane, in fact.

http://www.smh.com.au/news/web/labor-warned-on-porn-filters/2008/01/02/1198949855875.html

[missmacabre]

Wow, we really should insult eachother more often. it's working in this thread. A whole 6 pages. :D

[Angra]

we really should insult eachother more often.


Yup, my motto.

[ferretchucker]

You guys want an argument, I have one which will spark up for sure. But be warned, this is not for the faint hearted.








































England Rules, America Drools! :D:D:D:D:D

[hammerfan]

Depending on who wins the presidential election, I just might move to England!

[ferretchucker]

I don't like getting into politics but I kinda don't mind if hillary or obama. They both seem pretty good and can't be worse than bush!

[Angra]

I don't like getting into politics but I kinda don't mind if hillary or obama. They both seem pretty good and can't be worse than bush!


Agreed.......

[Zero]

You guys want an argument, I have one which will spark up for sure. But be warned, this is not for the faint hearted.


England Rules, America Drools! :D:D:D:D:D


hey - the only reason I moved back to the USA after a year in the UK was that my visa expired and when returning from a trip to France I was TOLD that i had better have a plane ticket in-hand for my return to USA.

so here i sit -

(although I did miss baseball)

[ChronoGrl]

hey - the only reason I moved back to the USA after a year in the UK was that my visa expired and when returning from a trip to France I was TOLD that i had better have a plane ticket in-hand for my return to USA.

so here i sit -

(although I did miss baseball)

booooooooooooo visas...

I was going to do the UK thing after college with a work visa... Decided to go with China, though... STILL, I would LOVE to spend a year in the UK.

I had a friend interning with the International Bar Association in London, and even with that on his resume, he could NOT get a job in England and had to go back to the States. :( Damn stingy UK and their VISAS.

What were you doing in the UK, Zero? That's pretty damn cool.

[Psycom5k]

What were you doing in the UK, Zero? That's pretty damn cool.

What do you think he did? He ate bananas and threw poo at people... god, what else do monkeys do? And people say that I'm dumb:rolleyes: :D :D :D :D

[ferretchucker]

booooooooooooo visas...

I was going to do the UK thing after college with a work visa... Decided to go with China, though... STILL, I would LOVE to spend a year in the UK.

I had a friend interning with the International Bar Association in London, and even with that on his resume, he could NOT get a job in England and had to go back to the States. :( Damn stingy UK and their VISAS.

What were you doing in the UK, Zero? That's pretty damn cool.

Yeh, it's annoying that people from the USA which is pretty much our sister country, get sent back and the rules are so strict, but portuguese and polish people have the rules bent and ignored a lot. Not that I don't like them, but if they're gonna slack the rules, do it for our closest relation countries like america and australia. Our government is so afraid of being called racist and being sued, they've told the police to ease up on them on things like car offences and killing swans (illegal here) and all that kind of stuff because "they don't know what they're doing".
I could rant all day about it, but I'll end on this. The governemt got so afraid in 2006 of being called racist, christmas decorations in most work places were banned, advent calenders were called christmas calenders and the shops didn't call it the christmas sales, they were the holiday sales. Yes, there is the jewish holiday (I can't for the love of me spell it) but this is a predominantly christian country, and though a significant percentage don't celebrate christmas, we wouldn't expect to go to india and have them tone down their holiday times incase it offended us (and all of my foreign friends say it doesn't offend them). Blast the government!

[Psycom5k]

Yeh, it's annoying that people from the USA which is pretty much our sister country, get sent back and the rules are so strict, but portuguese and polish people have the rules bent and ignored a lot. Not that I don't like them, but if they're gonna slack the rules, do it for our closest relation countries like america and australia. Our government is so afraid of being called racist and being sued, they've told the police to ease up on them on things like car offences and killing swans (illegal here) and all that kind of stuff because "they don't know what they're doing".
I could rant all day about it, but I'll end on this. The governemt got so afraid in 2006 of being called racist, christmas decorations in most work places were banned, advent calenders were called christmas calenders and the shops didn't call it the christmas sales, they were the holiday sales. Yes, there is the jewish holiday (I can't for the love of me spell it) but this is a predominantly christian country, and though a significant percentage don't celebrate christmas, we wouldn't expect to go to india and have them tone down their holiday times incase it offended us (and all of my foreign friends say it doesn't offend them). Blast the government!
Oh boy... here we go.... yeah we are getting the shaft like that too, not on the whole holiday thing, but it seems to me that America is just bending us over and giving us the shaft, while all the imigrants get to come into our country, and take our money out of our country while we're having problems financially in this country, because of the oil prices, and the war in Iraq. Not to mention that alot of them get free healthcare while in the country. And then. the entire time that they are in our country, the shit on us the entire time. It drives me completely fucking nuts, like this time me and my family took in this 16 year old mexican kid, fed him, gave him enough money to where he could send money to his mom, and have enough for himself to keep himself dressed better than me, just for working with my father on the farm. Yet, everynight while we were asleep, he would sneak out, and break into peoples cars and houses and steal shit from them. Not only that, if you go to the racetrack in my area, and go into the living area for the imigrant workers to live(Yeah free place to live too) and they throw garbage all over the place, drink their asses off. Now the worst part of this is the bathrooms, if you go into the bathrooms there, your going to find that they are filthy, with USED toilet paper allover the place, not to mention that some don't even go to the bathroom IN the toilet, they go either on it or next to it. I've gone into a bathroom to take a piss one day, and found barf in both of the sinks, in the urinal, and shit on the toilets, with piles of used toilet paper next to the toilets. So I ended up pissing in a horse stall where it was cleaner. I've tried asking them why they do that, and most of the time they just say, I dunno, not me. One of the clean ones actually told me the truth, and told me that they do it on purpose because they like to see the americans clean it up. Yea, did I mention that the only ones that are hired for cleanup of the bathrooms in the living areas are americans?
This has made me hate most mexicans. Mexicans in general, not the ones I know personally. I dunno, maybe I'm racist, or maybe i'm just embittered by the things that I've seen.

[ferretchucker]

Oh, you guys know about the NHS right? National health service. All the workers pay a little bit into it and then, we get operations and that whenever (as long as it's necessary,) which as far as I can tell is better than the system most of the world uses where you only pay when you need to. But even that's being ruined because, in portugal and poland and all the other places, they aren't used to being able to get a doctor's appointment free of charge, so they use it whenever they can. Even if it's nothing. They aren't used to it and they like it and don't seem to realise the affects it's having.
Say a pregnant woman comes over, has her baby in england or someone with cancer comes over for kimo (dunno if that's how it's spelt), they get it, but haven't payed into the system. Now as this happens more and more, the NHS is losing money, and we may have to change to the pay when you need system!

[Despare]

hey - the only reason I moved back to the USA after a year in the UK was that my visa expired and when returning from a trip to France I was TOLD that i had better have a plane ticket in-hand for my return to USA.

so here i sit -

(although I did miss baseball)

But we're supposed to accept every illegal that wants to sneak over our borders!

[missmacabre]

Wow, you guys ask for the trolls to come back and loooook who decides to post. Welcome back Psycom. In case you missed it, we've decided to insult eachother. :D

[ferretchucker]

you tell him you stupid bitch!




:D:D:D:D:D

[VampiricClown]

you tell him you stupid bitch!




:D:D:D:D:D

That one may have been a little much....

[ferretchucker]

That one may have been a little much....

I actually thought that when I clicked submit reply, but decided to see how it was reacted to. Erm...er...I got nothing, you gotta insult me. NOW!

[VampiricClown]

I actually thought that when I clicked submit reply, but decided to see how it was reacted to. Erm...er...I got nothing, you gotta insult me. NOW!

What all is it that you do to those poor ferrets, before you chuck them? I heard odd noises coming from your room. :eek:

[ferretchucker]

Hey, those ferrets have odd last requests! Anyway, what you gonna do? Fringe me to death?

[VampiricClown]

Hey, those ferrets have odd last requests! Anyway, what you gonna do? Fringe me to death?

That made no sense.

[ferretchucker]

neither does your face!

Gotta love the classics!

[Psycom5k]

Wow, you guys ask for the trolls to come back and loooook who decides to post. Welcome back Psycom. In case you missed it, we've decided to insult eachother. :D

Uhhh.... Thanks? Ya know.... last time I was on, I was sure that you hated me. So who's still here? I see that there is like no activity at all..... and since we're insulting eachother.... uhhh... you stink?

Lol I just woke up, and I have a hangover, so my wits aren't exactly with me at the moment.


neither does your face!

Gotta love the classics!

Thats not a classic.... but if you want one, you could always go with.....

Silly Ferret, dicks are for chicks.

[VampiricClown]

neither does your face!

Gotta love the classics!

Terrible comeback....Just like your sense of humor and taste in movies. :D

[ferretchucker]

Terrible comeback....Just like your sense of humor and taste in movies. :D

That hurt.

[Psycom5k]

Oh yeah, lets just ignore me and the gold nugget I dropped in here. BASTARDS!!

[VampiricClown]

That hurt.

Damn, THAT hurt, but calling someone a "stupid bitch" shouldn't?

Oh dear, we do have a problem.

[VampiricClown]

Silly Ferret, dicks are for chicks.

Sweet! :D
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[Zero]

sweet 'ferret' or sweet 'dick?'

[Psycom5k]

sweet 'ferret' or sweet 'dick?'

Well... he does have that emo look to him... so It might just be the latter

[ferretchucker]

Oh no he di-ent!

[Psycom5k]

Omg!!! Ferret Is Speaking American!!!

[VampiricClown]

Well... he does have that emo look to him... so It might just be the latter

Emo sucks man. Don't you know what the Industrial, underground culture is?

Actually, I was commenting on it being a cool classic.

And yes, I'm rather grumbly this afternoon. I didn't get enough sleep. :mad:

[Psycom5k]

Emo sucks man. Don't you know what the Industrial, underground culture is?

Actually, I was commenting on it being a cool classic.

And yes, I'm rather grumbly this afternoon. I didn't get enough sleep. :mad:

Yeah well Emo's don't normally sleep, they normally sit up to linkin park trying on their little sisters pants and cut themselves. But you should know this anyways. :D :p

[ferretchucker]

You have opened pandoras box psycom. Just leave it alone and back off, or the clown of vampirism will get angry.

[VampiricClown]

Yeah well Emo's don't normally sleep, they normally sit up to linkin park trying on their little sisters pants and cut themselves. But you should know this anyways. :D :p

I do sleep. That's why I'm not here after 12.

Linkin Park is the worst fucking band I've ever heard. We kicked the singer out of my old band for trying to sing like their lead singer....2 days before a show I might add.

I don't have a little sister anyway. I don't have any siblings.

And cutting is for pussies. If you're going to attempt it, at least complete the suicide and put us all out of our misery.

:mad:

[Psycom5k]

I do sleep. That's why I'm not here after 12.

Linkin Park is the worst fucking band I've ever heard. We kicked the singer out of my old band for trying to sing like their lead singer....2 days before a show I might add.

I don't have a little sister anyway. I don't have any siblings.

And cutting is for pussies. If you're going to attempt it, at least complete the suicide and put us all out of our misery.

:mad:

Man, its just too easy, lol. Anyways, before you start crying like an emo i'll stop. Im just messing with ya anyways.

[Despare]

I like some Linkin Park and I'm not emo you stereotyping douche. Remember, all generalization is bad. ;)

[Psycom5k]

I like some Linkin Park and I'm not emo you stereotyping douche. Remember, all generalization is bad. ;)

I know, I like some LP too, I'm just fucking with VC

[Despare]

I know, I like some LP too, I'm just fucking with VC

And I was... I mean... aw screw it. You're no fun. :(

[Psycom5k]

And I was... I mean... aw screw it. You're no fun. :(

I know, but its fun ruining your fun.

[ferretchucker]

And anyway, I believe they prefer to be known as the emotional people.

[Psycom5k]

And anyway, I believe they prefer to be known as the emotional people.

Like I care, I don't like emos. They are stupid, whiney, little bitches. If I could i'd take a crowbar to their faces.

[VampiricClown]

Man, its just too easy, lol. Anyways, before you start crying like an emo i'll stop. Im just messing with ya anyways.

I have three ex girlfriends that are emo. I hate them all with a passion.

[Posher778]

Vamp is not emo. This conversation has occured so many times. lol

[Psycom5k]

Vamp is not emo. This conversation has occured so many times. lol

Lol no wonder he's so touchy about it.

[VampiricClown]

Vamp is not emo. This conversation has occured so many times. lol

Thanks man.

[_____V_____]

Is This The End
Of Our Strange Horror Trip
We Have Many Posters
Who've Abandoned Our Ship

Where They Have Gone
Is Anybodys Guess
Leaving This Forum
In A Bloody Mess

Should We Blame The Mods
For Getting Too Tough
Deleting Accounts
When They've Had Enough

Should We Lay The Blame
On Too Many Tournaments And Such
Some Find Them Lame & Boring
Me, Eh, Not So Much

No My Friends, Its Clear
Who Will Carry The Burden Of Blame
Its All The Posters Who've Left
In A Moment I'll Give You Their Name

Urgeok Took Off
Man Of Little Patience Was He
But A Wealth Of Knowledge In Horror
And Funny As Can Be

Bloodrayne Left As Well
And With Her Went The Dude
Claimed Her Baby's Needs Were Greater
Than Talking Horror With This Brood

What Ever Happened To Haunted
She Left Without So Much As A Wave
Pre33ure & Murderdoll Post Little
Its Controversy They Crave

Zwoti Was A Man Of Few Words
But Still He Left His Mark
Italian Horror Was His Speciality
As Mod His Bite Was Worse Than His Bark

Itsalive75,allmykids & Budman
We No Longer Ever See
Its Even Affected The Performance
Of Our # 1 Poster, ________v________

Return Did Just That
In A Drunken Stupor No Less
The Poor Lad Is Confused
Must Be Under A Lot Of Stress

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If We Want It To Survive
Don't Sit On Your Hands And Complain
Get To Typing And We Will Thrive


You called?

[Zero]

damn marley is goooooddd

[Psycom5k]

I bet he just sits around all day and writes these.