HDC The Movie 8

[massacre man]

Yeah, I said I was done, but I guess I wasn't, I want to do another one. A "thank you" to Disease for allowing me to do this before he did his. Anyway, the part you should all be familiar with. Who wants to be in it and what type of character would you like to be. Without trying to ruin too much of it I'll state that it takes place in a high school. Who wants in?

[fortunato]

i'm down.
i guess i'd like to be math teacher/werewolf.

[AUSTIN316426808]

You can use me. Whatever is cool, psycho is preferred.

[roshiq]

I like to be in....a newly admitted student with double personality(good & evil)/ a hidden dark identity. :)

[massacre man]

You can use me. Whatever is cool, psycho is preferred.

I was actually hoping that you'd say that.

[ferretchucker]

You know what to do with me MM. Oh, and ifyou could, can you keep it in the same continuity as part 7ero?

[massacre man]

You know what to do with me MM. Oh, and ifyou could, can you keep it in the same continuity as part 7ero?

I'll try to, but I'm not trying to reference anything from the older ones other than one little part from the first one. I was actually planning on giving Roderick Usher a new character as the Creative Writing teacher. If I find a place or two to fit in references I will.

[ferretchucker]

thanks. References aren't really too important, you don't have to expand on the whole "company" side of it, and how you get your legs back is up to you!

[Angelakillsluts]

I don't think I've been in any of these, I would like to be though. :)

[ABnormaL]

I'm always willing =D

[Disease]

I'll try to, but I'm not trying to reference anything from the older ones other than one little part from the first one. I was actually planning on giving Roderick Usher a new character as the Creative Writing teacher. If I find a place or two to fit in references I will.

Hey don't jump the shark , that's my plan.... :mad:


I will be the guy no one knows is even there.

[ferretchucker]

let's get this show on the road!

[massacre man]

Ok, so far, the characters are.

Ferretchucker
ABnormal
AngelaKillSluts
Austin
Fortunato
Roshiq
Disease

Anybody else?

[ferretchucker]

well, whether they like it or not, you, __V__ and neverending have to be in it. They're the rules!

[massacre man]

well, whether they like it or not, you, __V__ and neverending have to be in it. They're the rules!

Of course, I'm going to give myself as little a part as possible though. I'm sure I'll be able to find something for Neverending. And __V__, not too sure where he'll pop up yet.

[ferretchucker]

well, look at mine. He has one line in the whole thing!

[illdojo]

Mass, you know Rod, the van, and I need a cameo in Pt. 8 We're just too damn likable. :D

[horrorobsessed]

i'm game, but i think i died a couple movies back.

[ferretchucker]

hmmm, as I recall, you never died at all HO. I was gonna bring you back but there was no place for you. I hope Mass does.

[massacre man]

Mass, you know Rod, the van, and I need a cameo in Pt. 8 We're just too damn likable. :D

The original van will make a little "cameo" at the beginning, so will a character unheard from since the original. I'm giving a Rod a new character though, and a bigger part. Would you like a new character too?

[ferretchucker]

hmmm. I'm gonna take a wild gues and say dojo's girl from the original will show up. I forgot her name.

[massacre man]

Well, after thinking about it, the character was mentioned in part 2, so since part 2.

[ferretchucker]

can you post the first part now, huh? Please please please!

[massacre man]

I was just thinking about doing that, I won't use any characters named after members for this part other than the returning one, but here goes.

A police car can be seen driving down the path the van took at the beginning of the original, the car stops next to the van, which has since been vandalized, the windows are broken, one of the back doors has been torn off, "Class of '09" has been spraypainted on the side of it, the two police officers get out and walk to an expensive-looking car next to the van, one of the cops look in.

Cop #1: Yeah, they must've run off.

Cop #2: Wouldn't you if you were a teenager who stole a car going on empty?... Let's go check further down the path.

The two cops get up and start to walk down the path, Cop #2 pulls out his flashlight and starts to look about when he spots the morgue.

Cop #1: Think he went in there?

Cop #2: More than likely.

The two cops walk up to the morgue, the door is already sitting open, they walk inside, Cop #2 walks down to the basement, Cop #1 looks around upstairs, finding all of the bloodstains.

Cop #1 (Yelling so he can be heard by Cop #2): You are going to shit when you see this!

Cop #2: I can't see anything down here, the damn flashlight went out!

Cop #1 walks to the door of the basement and shines the light down into the pitchblack basement, the beam of light finds cop #2, but right next to his left foot is the neglected and paralyzed zombie of Dante, it begins to chomp away at the officers foot, he falls to the ground, as Cop #1 is about to run downstairs he is tackled to the ground by the zombie of the teenager they were chasing, his flashlight hits the ground and cracks, leaving the whole morgue in complete darkness, the only sound that can be heard is the zombies chewing.

HDC THE MOVIE 8

[ferretchucker]

WOW! Nice start, and I like the idea that one survived. This is gonna be great.

[illdojo]

The original van will make a little "cameo" at the beginning, so will a character unheard from since the original. I'm giving a Rod a new character though, and a bigger part. Would you like a new character too?

Sure, sounds cool. :cool:

[massacre man]

Sure, sounds cool. :cool:

Any suggestions as to what type of character you'll have?

[Kemal]

Haha... writer's strike? What writer's strike.

[illdojo]

Any suggestions as to what type of character you'll have?

If possible, some sort of wise cracking smart-ass that people love to hate. You can also use my real name....James.

[massacre man]

If possible, some sort of wise cracking smart-ass that people love to hate. You can also use my real name....James.

Cool, I actually wanted to use people's real names but I didn't want to pry into their personal lives asking for their names.

[missmacabre]

High school? If you need another character I will volunteer. Real names sounds like a cool Idea. Mine is.. Jennifer *giggle*

[Falkuse]

Uh, oh, Can I join? Name is Thomas, stick me any role that you see fit :P

[GorePhobia]

I'll be in it....

My real name is Mahoney.

[Zero]

of course you have to have me - my name is zero - i live in a tree (and eat lots of bananas - of course not as many as crabapple - but still i eat a lot)

[ferretchucker]

My name is Gabriel.for further information about my address, phone number, school and list of fears, please contact me!

[massacre man]

Ok, so as we stand here before the large door leading the land of unknown, this is our crew as of now.

Sean/Mr. Keller-Roderick Usher (At least I hope you don't mind my using your name, if you don't want me to just inform me.)
Mahoney-Gorephobia
Gabriel-Ferretchucker
Thomas-Falkuse
Jennifer-MissMacabre
James-Illdojo
ABnormal
AngelaKillSluts
Austin
Fortunato
Roshiq
Disease
Horrorobsessed

[ferretchucker]

As much as I can gather! Can you do another part please. i know how it's the kind of thing you have to be in the mood for but I'd realy like another part!

[massacre man]

And now to introduce one of the heroes of our little story.

A close-up of an alarm clock at 4:30 AM, a black-haired man sits up and turns the clock off, he is alone in his bed. He stands up and grabs a bundle of clothes then walks into the bathroom and closes the door, after a few moments he emerges in shorts, tennis shoes, and a red jersey shirt, he steps out of his door and begins to go for a run. Cut to after he's run, had his shower, and got ready to work, he is wearing a nice button-up shirt and black pants with a tie. His hair is combed back and he is brushing his teeth. He spits into the sink and rinses his mouth out. He grabs a stack of papers and walks out the door, the time is 5:45.

[massacre man]

As much as I can gather! Can you do another part please. i know how it's the kind of thing you have to be in the mood for but I'd realy like another part!

It's a small bit before I get to the actual story, there are a lot of characters I have to get to before I can commense the devouring and the bloodies and whatnot.

[ferretchucker]

And now to introduce one of the heroes of our little story.

A close-up of an alarm clock at 4:30 AM, a black-haired man sits up and turns the clock off, he is alone in his bed. He stands up and grabs a bundle of clothes then walks into the bathroom and closes the door, after a few moments he emerges in shorts, tennis shoes, and a red jersey shirt, he steps out of his door and begins to go for a run. Cut to after he's run, had his shower, and got ready to work, he is wearing a nice button-up shirt and black pants with a tie. His hair is combed back and he is brushing his teeth. He spits into the sink and rinses his mouth out. He grabs a stack of papers and walks out the door, the time is 5:45.

Hmmmmm. Who is this? I have an idea but I wont say (incase I spoil it for others)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Cool, I actually wanted to use people's real names.

Brian
.....

[ferretchucker]

That was my gradad's name. It's also my cousin's name. Spookeh!

[massacre man]

Brian
.....

Why do I have the creeping suspicion that you're fucking with me?[/sarcasm]

[massacre man]

i am not important

only HE who sent me

Hey, shut the fuck up.

[massacre man]

Since I've fucked Gore over so many times in the past with these, I'll toss him a bone here.

A close-up of a different alarm clock in a different house, it also reads 5:45 and begins to beep, Mahoney sits up and shuts it off before getting up and walking into the bathroom, he gets ready in a similar fashion to the previous character's preperations for the day, minus the running and instead of a suit he is wearing a "Shaun of the Dead" T-Shirt, he walks toward the door with his backpack strapped on, he stops and looks at the table, there is a note on top of a 10 dollar bill that reads "For lunch, Love Mom" Mahoney picks up the money and sticks it in his pocket and proceeds out the door and into his car, it is 6:15. Cut to another alarm clock in another house, James reaches for the alarm clock but pushes it off the table, James lays his head back and sighs.

James: Damn it...

James gets up, he is already wearing his clothes for the day, a Rage Against The Machine T-Shirt and a torn pair of jeans, he turns off the alarm clock and grabs a pair of Timberland boots, grabs his bookbag and walks out the door without brushing his teeth or hair or even looking at himself in the mirror. He sits on his front step and waits a few moments before Mahoney's car pulls up, he gets in the passenger seat and tosses his bookbag into the backseat with Mahoney's. Mahoney begins to drive to school.

Mahoney: Hey.

James: Where did you go after school yesterday?

Mahoney: I gave Jennifer a ride home from play practice.

James: You were supposed to give me a ride home from Tech yesterday.

Mahoney: Oh... I'm sorry dude, I totally forgot.

James: I asked you like 5 minutes before you walked away to talk to Jennifer!

Mahoney: She needed a ride home.

James: I needed a ride home.

Mahoney: She had a curfew and her car broke down.

James: She lives like a block away from the school. You know how long it took me to walk here from the school?

Mahoney: No.

James: Guess.

Mahoney: I don't know.

James: Just guess.

Mahoney: I don't know, an hour?

James: No, try 4 and a half hours.

Mahoney: Well, I'm sorry.

James: You should be.

Mahoney: I am.

James: I'm glad.

Mahoney: Well, what do you want me to do?

James: Tell me something.

Mahoney: What?

James: Alright, straight up, no bullshit.

Mahoney: What?

James: Do you like Jennifer?

Mahoney:...

James: I knew it.

Mahoney: I didn't say anything.

James: You don't have to, it was painfully obvious, your silence was just confirmation.

Mahoney: What do you mean?

James: Well, since you started talking to her you've been completely ignoring everyone during Tech and hanging out with her whenver she wasn't practicing a scene. You're always on the computer swapping MySpace comments with her, when a month ago you said "If I become a MySpace addict, shoot me." You're just lucky I don't own a gun. Not to mention you smell like a 60-year-old pornstar now.

Mahoney: What? So I started wearing cologne, I want to smell nice.

James: You didn't give a shit about how you smelled until you met her. You said no bullshit, now be honest. Do you like Jennifer?

Mahoney: Fine... yeah.

James: Shit... Really!?

Mahoney: Yeah, why do you sound so surprised, I thought it was obvious?

James: I was just fucking with you.

Mahoney: But you mentioned me hanging out with her and us commenting eachother's MySpaces and that I started wearing cologne.

James: I was just making that up... but now that you mention it, you actually do smell like 60-year-old porn star.

Mahoney (awkwardly): ...You would know what one smells like.

James (Sarcastically): Oh, great comeback... dumbass.

[roshiq]

:) Carry on MM...

[ferretchucker]

Nice start. And I like the way that if you use the real names of the people, they can't really get confused with the other characters in the series, thus making the poeple you are using feel good and keeping the series making sence (as much as it can!) But anyway, where's the now legless MM? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

[massacre man]

Nice start. And I like the way that if you use the real names of the people, they can't really get confused with the other characters in the series, thus making the poeple you are using feel good and keeping the series making sence (as much as it can!) But anyway, where's the now legless MM?

I'm beginning to doubt that I'll even put myself in this.

Anyway, sorry I haven't posted a new part today, don't feel too good, so I'll do my best to post 2 parts tomorrow. Sorry again.

[ferretchucker]

cool. If you don't mind, can I do part 10? I don't know what to do it about but since this one seems like a different storyline to the others (different people) and Disease's is gonna be a jump the shark and may not have any old characters, I could carry on from part 7ero.

[missmacabre]

I.. uhhhh. I like that so far I'm exactly the same person in this movie as I am irl. Nice. Man, I hate my name.

[massacre man]

I.. uhhhh. I like that so far I'm exactly the same person in this movie as I am irl. Nice. Man, I hate my name.

Wow, and you haven't even had a line yet.

Ferretchuker, feel free.

[ferretchucker]

Why? I always liked that name. But yeh, I agree, this is good. Looking forward to tommorow's part. Thanks for the approval

[missmacabre]

Wow, and you haven't even had a line yet.

Ferretchuker, feel free.

yeah but I'm the girl in the plays. it's basically what I'm known for. Look at my highschool repretoir.
grade 9: drama class. Improv team.
grade 10: lead in the holiday play, made props and backdrops. improv team, drama class, dance team.
grade 11:drama class, senior play, dance class, dance team
grade 12: drama class, senior play, bit part in FAME!, designed and painted the set, started volunteering at a local theatre painting sets, improv team, dance class
grade 12 B: wrote, directed and had a part in another holiday play, improv team, volunteering, teaching grade school kids acting.

that's all the acting and drama related stuff I think.

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, I played the kind inn keeper in year one, I played the shoemaker in the elves and the shoemaker in year 2, the ugly step sister in cinderella and the main part of charlie in another play called school days in year 6 and in year 8 I played one of fat sams cronies in bugsy malone, let along acting in every signle talent show my school has had! So there ***sticks out toungue***








:D

[missmacabre]

Yeh, I played the kind inn keeper in year one, I played the shoemaker in the elves and the shoemaker in year 2, the ugly step sister in cinderella and the main part of charlie in another play called school days in year 6 and in year 8 I played one of fat sams cronies in bugsy malone, let along acting in every signle talent show my school has had! So there ***sticks out toungue***








:DI dont understand your british year system but okay

[horrorobsessed]

since you wish to use real names.....mine's Megan. 5 letters instead of 14 so it's also less work for you.

[fortunato]

ah, if you're using real names: mine's jordan.

[GorePhobia]

That was awesome MM. Thanks for throwing me a bone. :)

[massacre man]

Thanks for allowing me to use your actual names everybody, I appreciate it.

Oh, Ferretchuker, one thing: Please PLEASE don't call it HDC X, that would be horridly lame.

At school, Mahoney and James arrive in the parking lot, they start walking down the sidewalk and proceed into the school, they are about to enter the cafeteria which is where everyone gathers in the morning on cold days when James stops.

James: Question.

Mahoney: What's that?

James: Did Mr. Keller give us homework?

Mahoney: Yeah.

James: What was it?

Mahoney: We had to bring in a completed story.

James: Typed?

Mahoney: Yeah.

James: Shit... I'm gonna go to the library then.

Mahoney: What am I supposed to do?

James: I don't care.

James rushes away. Mahoney turns and looks into the cafeteria, he walks inside and sits at a table by himself. A girl sits across from him, he looks up.

Mahoney: Jennifer, what's up?

Jennifer: Thanks for the ride yesterday.

Mahoney: Yeah... no problem... any time.

Jennifer: Thanks.

A shorter student walks over and sits next to Jennifer, he looks at her and smiles.

Gabriel: Hey, Jennifer.

Jennifer: Um, hi... um...

Jennifer doesn't know his name, Jennifer looks at Mahoney who mouths the word "Gabriel", Jennifer looks back at him.

Jennifer: Hi, Gabriel.

Gabriel: How's it goin'?

Jennifer: Good I guess.

Gabriel: That's good, you live on Pine road, right?

Jennifer: Yeah.

Gabriel: I live like right down the street from you.

Jennifer: Really?

Gabriel: Yeah, I just got Guitar Hero 3 if you want to hang out some time.

Jennifer seems frustrated, but is too nice to say anything to Gabriel.

Jennifer: Sounds great, but I have play practice today.

Gabriel: Oh, that sucks.

Jennifer: Yeah... that reminds me, Mahoney, do you guys have Tech today?

Mahoney: Yeah.

Jennifer: Do you think you can give me a ride home from play practice.

Mahoney: Yeah, definitely.

Jennifer: Thanks.

Gabriel: Oh, cool, there's Tech today? I'm coming.

Jennifer starts to feel uncomfortable.

Jennifer: Well Mahoney, I have to go talk to Mr. Keller about something, thanks again for the ride.

Mahoney: No problem.

Jennifer walks away and ignores Gabriel, Gabriel slides over and looks Mahoney in the eyes.

Gabriel: Dude, she is so sexy.

Mahoney (slightly annoyed): Shut up.

Gabriel: You think I have a shot?

Mahoney (slightly annoyed): Gabriel, just... just shut the fuck up.

[ferretchucker]

I don't know whether to cry, laugh or hit you...

[massacre man]

I don't know whether to cry, laugh or hit you...

If you cry, I'll laugh. If you laugh, I'll laugh with you. If you hit me, I'll hit you back.

[ferretchucker]

next part! And I better survive til the end of this one, considering I died in the last 6 movies I was in!

[GorePhobia]

This is fucking so me!

lol

[NewKidOnTheBlock]

Hellooo...
i know im a newbie and all, but if you need another character im down for whatever. People call me Lara so use my name if you like.

Thankyou :p

[missmacabre]

This is fucking so me!

lol

and who say's we're not one big happy family on here? MM's got the characters pretty spot on so far.

[massacre man]

MM's got the characters pretty spot on so far.

Poor Ferretchucker...

[missmacabre]

Poor Ferretchucker... Welll he is pretty annoying :D:D:D

[massacre man]

Welll he is pretty annoying :D:D:D

I know, but still, ya don't say it.

[missmacabre]

I know, but still, ya don't say it.
pft. I'll say what I want :o but in all seriousness I love the kid. He reminds me of my brother but more british.

[massacre man]

pft. I'll say what I want :o but in all seriousness I love the kid. He reminds me of my brother but more british.

Weird, he reminds me of my brother, except he lives on the other side of the world, and he exists.

[ferretchucker]

I'm crying...BUT WITH HAPPINESS!



But in all seriousness, go suck a lemon.

[massacre man]

go suck a lemon.

I like lemons, so thank you.

[massacre man]

Something quick.

Outside of the morgue, the sun is out to show that it is morning, the zombies of the teen and the two cops stumble out of the door, one of the cops has had his leg chewed to the bone, the other has had it's left cheek ripped off and his stomach torn open a small bit. They walk sluggishly through the woods, bumping into each other from time to time. Eventually the bone in the gnawed-up leg of the cop snaps and his zombie falls face-first on the ground, it starts to drag itself along the ground, it grabs the leg of the other cop to pull itself forward but ends up tripping it. That zombie manages to get up, leaving a pile of intestines on the ground, the end is still inside of the zombie so it drags the organ behind it, the zombies emerge from the woods and onto the street, the zombie of the teenager has gone ahead of the other two while they were on the ground. As soon as the leading zombie makes it to the road he is flattened by a truck, the driver gets out and rushes to the body which now looks like a tomato dropped from a 5th-story window. The intestine-dragging zombie stumbles into the road toward the trucker.

[illdojo]

Killer writing, Mass..... I dig the depth of my characters smart-ass-ness. :D

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, all the characters are so great and so cool!



In all seriousness, if you like lemons, I'm taking the lemon off you.

[massacre man]

In all seriousness, if you like lemons, I'm taking the lemon off you.

Is lemon slang for penis in your parts?

[ferretchucker]

What you been huffin' boy?

Anyway, NEXT PART!

[massacre man]

I wish I was a cloud... then I'd be able to know what it's like to have an airplane inside of me without dying...

Inside of the school library, James sits at the computer typing slowly and oddly, using his pointer fingers on the keys, another student sits next to him.

Student: Hey, James.

James: What's up, Brian?

Brian: You know Jennifer, right?

James: No I don't.

Brian: I didn't say which Jennifer I was talking about.

James: Don't know any Jennifer.

Brian: I saw Mahoney talking to her, he's your best friend.

James: Just because we're best friends doesn't mean I know everyone he knows, we aren't butt buddies.

Brian: Well, do you know if she has a screen name?

James: Don't have a computer.

Brian: Well, do you know her number?

James: Don't have a phone.

Brian: I used your phone yesterday.

James: ...

James looks at the computer screen for a moment, then back at Brian.

James: No you didn't.

Brian: I remember saying "James can I use your phone."

James: Must have been some other James.

Brian: But...

James: Oh Jesus Christ, can't you take a fucking hint?

Brian: What?

James: Mahoney's trying to get with Jennifer and I'm sure as shit not gonna help somebody get with the girl my best friend likes.

Brian: M... Mahoney likes her?

James: Yeah, now I'd appreciate it if you would fuck off so I could...

The bell rings to signal the beginning of class.

James: God damn it, Brian.

James gets up and walks away, after a few seconds he returns to the computer, ignoring Brian. He clicks print and grabs what he's finished of his story then runs off to class. He meets up with Mahoney as he comes to the top of the stairs, they both walk into the classroom that Jennifer was just leaving, they sit down in their seats, their teacher, the black-haired man from the beginning enters holding a mug of coffee.

[missmacabre]

You're really good with characters and make me laugh. *thumbs up* Keep up the good work :D

[roshiq]

great going MM...

[ferretchucker]

I can see a ben stiller sequel coming up.

There's something about Jennifer.

[GorePhobia]

Brilliant as always you fucker!

[massacre man]

Another in-between zombie adventure!

The group of zombies continues down the street with a new addition to their crew, the trucker, the zombie with the broken foot has grabbed onto the dangling organs of the other zombie and it doesn't seem to notice that it's there as it continues walking, allowing it's organs to be pulled out further when the group happens upon what will soon be the next place they feast, a large farm littered with animals oblivious to the hungry corpses nearing them.

Will the effects of the zombies work on animals? Will the cop zombie ever run out of intestines? Will Catalina confess her love to Bradley, the burly businessman with an evil twin on a plane to town right now? Find out next time on "Sex Island!"

[ferretchucker]

There seems to be a lack of chucking and ferrets in these parts. The ratings are declining!

[ABnormaL]

Hey I know this is late but my real name is Abbi..incase you wanna put it in there lol. Okay, now it's back to reading! =P

[massacre man]

Your voice sounds sexy.

The teacher sets his mug down and turns his back to the class, he pulls a flask from his pocket and pours a bit into his coffee, he returns the flask to his pocket, he turns to the class and takes a sip.

Mr. Keller: Ok, good morning.

He takes another sip.

Mr. Keller: Really good morning... You know the drill pass your homework to the front of the row.

Cut to James and Mahoney who sit next to eachother in the very back of their respective rows. They keep their voices at a whisper.

Mahoney: Did you finish?

James: No, I didn't get to the ending.

Mahoney: Really? You already have a D in here.

James: I know, it fucking sucks, I need this credit.

Mahoney hands his paper to the student in front of him, the seat in front of James is empty, he doesn't pass his up anyway. Mr. Keller walks around and collects the papers before taking another sip of the coffee.

Mr. Keller: That everyone?

James looks to the front of the room.

James: Oh... shit. Hold on.

James hands his paper up, Mr. Keller puts it on top of the stack.

Mr. Keller: Language, James.

James: Sorry.

Mr. Keller sits at his desk, takes a sip of coffee and speaks to the class.

Mr. Keller: Ok, freewrite for the next 15 minutes.

Cut back to James and Mahoney, Mahoney has a blank piece of paper on his desk holding his head up with one hand and holding a pencil in the other, he looks at James then the seat in front of him.

Mahoney: Where's Abbi?

James: I don't know.

Mahoney: Did she seem sick yesterday?

James: Didn't talk to her yesterday.

Mahoney: What about the day before, maybe she was sick both days.

James: Didn't talk to her.

Mahoney: Why not?

James shrugs.

Mahoney: Aren't you worried about her?

James shrugs again.

Mahoney: Why aren't you worried?

James: If she's dead I'm sure I'd know.

Mahoney: That's fucked up.

Mr. Keller shouts from across the room.

Mr. Keller: Language, god damn it!

Mahoney: Sorry, Mr. Keller.

Mahoney looks back at James.

Mahoney: So are you guys like having problems.

James: No.

Mahoney: Yes you are, you haven't talked in 2 days, she's your girlfriend.

James: For 3 days...

The door to the classroom opens, a girl walks in and hands Mr. Keller a note, she walks over and sits down in front of James, he starts acting completely different.

James: Where have you been, I've been worried about you.

Abbi: I was sick.

James: It's been so long since I've seen you, I missed you.

Abbi: I missed you too.

James looks at Mahoney.

James: There's your answer.

Abbi turns around and looks at James.

Abbi: Answer to what?

James: Mahoney was wondering why I seemed so worried, I was just about to tell him when you walked in. I was worried because I hadn't seen you in a few days.

Abbi: Oh.

Mahoney looks at Abbi.

Mahoney: ... Mr. Keller collected the homework already.

Abbi: Oh, thanks.

Abbi turns around and pulls a piece of paper out of her bookbag, stands up and takes it to Mr. Keller to turn in. Mahoney raises an eyebrow at James.

Mahoney: What was that?

James: What was what?

Mahoney: You just said you didn't care where she was.

James: Yeah...

Mahoney: But now you're saying you're worried about her.

James: So? I'm not gonna say I didn't care that she was gone in front of her.

Abbi returns, Mahoney and James both stop talking and look straight down at their papers.

[ferretchucker]

James, you're one nasty piece of work!

Good writing. Continue

[horrorobsessed]

good work. it's funny how no one's aware of the impending doom. it makes me laugh.

also, Mr. Keller reminds me of the history teacher from The Faculty.

[GorePhobia]

I seem like such a little bitch now lol

[massacre man]

I seem like such a little bitch now lol

I... uh... Yeah, I did that. :D

[GorePhobia]

Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.

[massacre man]

Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.

Well, I'm glad.

[GorePhobia]

Well, I'm glad.

That was sarcasm. Hopefully I turn into a badass.

[ferretchucker]

I'm the real rambo ressurected round 'ere

[massacre man]

Wouldn't Rambo need to be dead to be resurrected? I want to do this because this is the most retarded thing I could think of.

The zombies move toward the farm, they either drag themselves under or fall over the fence, they move toward the cows who are roaming about, the zombie of the teenager bites the back of the cow, causing the cow to kick the zombie breaking it's back, causing it to walk with it's back arched as far backward as possible staring at the sky. The cow begins to walk away as fast as possible, causing the other cows to panic and move about, they break the fence and pour out to the woods, a very thin man in brown pants, suspenders, and a stained white T-Shirt walks outside and looks at the broken fence, then the zombies who begin to near him.

Farmer: Trespassers! Finally an opportunity to use this on somethin' without breakin' it's legs first.

The farmer turns around and runs inside, he comes out holding a shotgun with a huge grin on his face when a heavy-set woman in a gigantic button-up shirt and nothing else appears behind him at the doorway.

Woman: What're ya doin'?

Farmer: I'm just...

The zombie of the trucker gets to the farmer first and bites into his shoulder, causing him to raise his arms in the air, the gun goes off and blows a hole in the woman's chest, the zombie with the broken back gets to her while the other zombies approach them.

[Zero]

Thanks man I greatly appreciate that.

I love seeming like a bitch.

that's how we've always seen you






just kidding:D

[Angelakillsluts]

pretty late (haven't been on) but my name is Caroline.

great stuff so far! :)

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, nice little scene there. I could really picture it.

[massacre man]

What the fuck is Sudoku?

Back to the school, first period has ended, James and Mahoney exit the class.

Mahoney: Alright, I'll see you later.

James: Peace.

Mahoney walks downstairs, James begins to walk down the hallway when Mr. Keller steps out of the classroom at the same time as Abbi and calls James back.

Mr. Keller: James, come here.

James turns around and walks back, Mr. Keller takes him inside of the classroom and sits in his seat, he holds up the paper James turned in and looks at James silently for a moment.

James: I...

Mr. Keller interrupts him.

Mr. Keller: This was a great piece.

James: What?

Mr. Keller: It was just great, the way you left the ending open, great writing.

James: Oh... thanks.

Mr. Keller: Keep doing papers like this and I'll start passing you.

James: Alright, is that all you pulled me in here for?

Mr. Keller: Yeah, go ahead... write more pieces like this.

James: Will do, sir.

James walks outside, Abbi is still waiting for him, he puts his arm around her.

James: Remind me to thank Brian.

Abbi: Why?

James: No reason.

A voice whispers from a classroom, it's Gabriel.

Gabriel: James, come here.

James looks at Abbi.

James: One minute...

James walks over to Gabriel.

James: What?

Gabriel: Hey man, what's up?

James: I'm going to my class, now what the fuck do you want?

Gabriel: What's up with Mahoney?

James: What do you mean?

Gabriel: I was trying to talk to Jennifer this morning and he was being a dick to me.

James looks off into space, Gabriel tries catching his attention again.

Gabriel: James!

James snaps to attention and looks at him.

James: Sorry, I was trying to think of things I cared less about. Nope, nothing.

James turns around and walks back to Abbi, he puts his arm around her again.

Abbi: James...

James: I Swear to God I'm gonna flip shit if you tell me you like Jennifer too.

Abbi: No, I was wondering what you were doing after school today.

James: Tech and then me and Mahoney were gonna go see "Sweeney Todd". Do you wanna come?

Abbi: Can I?

James: Sure.

The late bell rings.

James: Shit... Do you even want to go to class?

Abbi: Not really.

James: Well... then fuck it.

James and Abbi both walk into the girls bathroom to skip class.

[ferretchucker]

Very nice. I can't wait for the scene where i kick the crap out of mahoney and steal jennifer away from him.

[massacre man]

Going back and reading this I can't help but picture Mahoney as Michael Cera.

In second period, Mahoney is sitting at his desk by himself, the teacher enters, he stands in front of the class, he is young and has an optimistic attitude, he is a substitute.

Teacher: Hello, I'll be subbing for this class today, so there's nothing awkward between us, you can just call me Jordan. I'll introduce myself for you, I'm 22 from Indianapolis, I just recently graduated college and moved into the area. Now... I understand that you have a packet from last class that you're supposed to be working on today. Was anybody not here last time?

Nobody raises their hand.

Jordan: Alright, did anybody lose theirs?

Mahoney raises his hand. Jordan places a packet on his desk.

Jordan: You can go ahead and work in partners if you want to, if anyone has a question just feel free to ask. I'll be at my desk.

Jordan sits down at the teacher's desk, pulls out an iPod and starts to listen to it. Mahoney looks up and sees Jennifer at her seat across the room, another girl has moved her desk closer, the two are working together, Mahoney stares back down at his paper as all of the other kids in the class form into their own respective groups to socialize and do their work. Mahoney can't remember any of the answers he put on the previous packet, so he grabs his calculator and begins to work out the problems again, a pen tossed from the other side of the room hits him in the head. He looks up, Jennifer is waving him over, he gets up and scoots a desk up to Jennifer's and the other girl's.

Mahoney: Hi Jennifer.

He looks at the other girl whose leg is uncontrollably shaking, she is holding a pencil between the index and middle finger of her right hand holding it by her face.

Mahoney: Hey, Caroline...

She nods in his direction.

Mahoney: Are you ok?

Caroline: No.

Mahoney: What's wrong?

Jennifer: She's trying to quit smoking

Mahoney: Is that why she's holding the pencil like that?

Jennifer: Yeah.

Caroline: OK, I can't do this.

Jennifer: Yes you can.

Caroline: No, I really can't. It's only been a day, look at me.

Caroline stands up and starts to walk toward Jordan's desk.

Jennifer: Where are you going?

Caroline ignores Jennifer and asks Jordan, he takes his headphones out.

Caroline: May I use the bathroom.

Jordan notices how uneasy and miserable Caroline looks from not having smoked, he assumes she is sick.

Jordan: Would you rather a pass to the Health Room?

Caroline: No, bathroom's fine.

Jordan: Alright.

Jordan grabs a sticky note and writes out a pass. He hands it to Caroline.

Caroline: Thanks.

Jordan: No problem.

Jordan puts his headphones back, Caroline grabs her purse and walks to the bathroom, inside James and Abbi hear the door open then rush into a stall, James sits down on the toilet and Abbi sits on his lap with her feet up so nobody will know two people are in the stall. Caroline walks in, reaches into her purse and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter, she lights the cigarette and sighs in relief when an alarm starts to go off, she attempts to run but Mr. Keller catches her at the door. A female administrator goes into the bathroom, Mr. Keller waits outside with Caroline. The administrator sees James' feet at the bottom of the stall, she knocks on the door.

Administrator: Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to finish up and come out here.

Abbi replies.

Abbi: Just a sec!

Administrator: It's ok, I'll wait.

James: God damn it...

The administrator's eyes widen at the swearing and the sudden change in tone. James and Abbi walk out. The administrator seems infuriated. She takes the two outside, James looks over at Mr. Keller.

James: Hey...

Mr. Keller: Hey...

[missmacabre]

Heehee I love it.

[massacre man]

The zombies now plus 2 with the inclusion of the farmer and his large wife whose heart is now visible through the gaping hole in her chest continue on their path of carnage. One of the zombies finds it's way into the horse stable, another finds it's way into the chicken coop, the rest move toward the road where the cow that was bitten first has changed and is now biting and eating the other cows it escaped with.

[_____V_____]

Is this the part when I am resurrected from my apparent "death" in pt. V and come back to save the day?

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g12/ravenavi/ill-be-back.jpg

[ferretchucker]

I like this whole impending doom thing mixed in with the normal school stuff. I hope that Gabriel guy survives. He's the shiznit!

[GorePhobia]

Gabriel is a cock block.

[ferretchucker]

Gabriel is a cock block.

at least gabriel has a cock! Not like that damn mahoney. :)

[massacre man]

Now, now, neither of them have cocks.

[massacre man]

I wish school days weren't so long...

Back in the classroom, Mahoney has been quiet for some time, Jennifer finally breaks the silence

Jennifer: What are your plans after school?

Mahoney: Well... um... I'm going to Tech, then I'm taking you home and then me and James are going to see Sweeney Todd.

Jennifer: You and James?

Mahoney: Yeah, he might invite Abbi too.

Jennifer: Cool, tell me how it is, I've been wanting to see it.

Mahoney: Ok.

Mahoney stops talking again, then after a few seconds he looks up.

Mahoney: If you want you can...

Mahoney mumbles something.

Jennifer: I can what?

Mahoney: You can come with us if you want.

Jennifer: You wouldn't mind?

Mahoney: No, not at all. The more the merrier. Anyway I'll have someone to talk to since James will be with Abbi.

Jennifer: Great.

Mahoney: So... um... wh... what are your plans for the weekend?

Jennifer: I'm supposed to go to a baby shower with my mom, what about you?

Mahoney: Me and James were gonna drive to Virginia and see his cousins, they're always doing crazy shi... things.

Jennifer: You hang out with James a lot.

Mahoney: Well ya know, best friends.

Jennifer: Do you wish you two could be more than that?

Mahoney suddenly looks up at her shocked

Mahoney: What did you say?

Jennifer: Well you two are ALWAYS together, you always talk about him. Do you like him?

Mahoney: N... no... I.

Jennifer: It's alright, I won't tell anyone.

Mahoney's cell phone starts to vibrate, he pulls it out and the screen says "James (Cell)" Mahoney turns the phone off and sticks the phone back in his pocket.

Mahoney: That was... my mom.

Mahoney's mouth just sits open while he tries to think of something to say. Jennifer starts to laugh. Mahoney looks at her puzzled.

Jennifer: I'm just messing with you.

Mahoney sighs in relief and puts his hand on his chest.

[ferretchucker]

I wish school days weren't so long...

Back in the classroom, Mahoney has been quiet for some time, Jennifer finally breaks the silence

Jennifer: What are your plans after school?

Mahoney: Well... um... I'm going to Tech, then I'm taking you home and then me and James are going to see Sweeney Todd.

Jennifer: You and James?

Mahoney: Yeah, he might invite Abbi too.

Jennifer: Cool, tell me how it is, I've been wanting to see it.

Mahoney: Ok.

Mahoney stops talking again, then after a few seconds he looks up.

Mahoney: If you want you can...

Mahoney mumbles something.

Jennifer: I can what?

Mahoney: You can come with us if you want.

Jennifer: You wouldn't mind?

Mahoney: No, not at all. The more the merrier. Anyway I'll have someone to talk to since James will be with Abbi.

Jennifer: Great.

Mahoney: So... um... wh... what are your plans for the weekend?

Jennifer: I'm supposed to go to a baby shower with my mom, what about you?

Mahoney: Me and James were gonna drive to Virginia and see his cousins, they're always doing crazy shi... things.

Jennifer: You hang out with James a lot.

Mahoney: Well ya know, best friends.

Jennifer: Do you wish you two could be more than that?

Mahoney suddenly looks up at her shocked

Mahoney: What did you say?

Jennifer: Well you two are ALWAYS together, you always talk about him. Do you like him?

Mahoney: N... no... I.

Jennifer: It's alright, I won't tell anyone.

Mahoney's cell phone starts to vibrate, he pulls it out and the screen says "James (Cell)" Mahoney turns the phone off and sticks the phone back in his pocket.

Mahoney: That was... my mom.

Mahoney's mouth just sits open while he tries to think of something to say. Jennifer starts to laugh. Mahoney looks at her puzzled.

Jennifer: I'm just messing with you.

Mahoney sighs in relief and puts his hand on his chest.


Then he flicks his hand forward, palm facing down and elbow bent in a V shape, fingers pointing away from him.

[GorePhobia]

bastard.....

[ferretchucker]

Actually my mum and dad are married. But you gotta give me some credit coz I know everyone who read that did it just to see what I meant.

[massacre man]

Yeah, sorry I didn't post anything yesterday.

In what seems to be a few hours later, the zombies have expanded in very large numbers, they're working their way through a very familiar neighborhood, they pass the home of Massacre Man, the owner of which is sitting on his roof resting his chin in his hand watching the zombies walk by, there is a revolver in his free hand and his dog is laying next to him sleeping. There is a cooler on the other side of him. He looks extremely bored and let's out a yawn.

That about wraps up my character's appearance.

[ferretchucker]

lol. Now you just have to tackle __V__ and neverending!

[massacre man]

Only about 2 more parts until the shit gets real.

Outside of school at the end of the day, Mahoney stands outside with his hands on the straps of his backpack looking around for James. He walks out of the door alone and walks up to Mahoney.

James: Hey.

Mahoney: Where were you during lunch?

James: I went to see a man about a horse.

Mahoney: You're getting a horse?

James: No... I skipped with Abbi and we got caught.

Mahoney: Oh. What happened?

James: We got detention.

Mahoney: No, how did you get caught?

James: Caroline set off the smoke alarms and when the administrator came in they caught us.

Mahoney: ...Oh.

James: Yeah, it sucks.

Mahoney: So, you have detention today?

James: Yeah.

Mahoney: So you're not gonna be in Tech?

James: Assuming since I can only be in one place at a time, yes.

Mahoney: Alright then.

James: We'll be down there when they let us out.

Mahoney: Ok, so I'll see you then.

James: Alright, peace.

James turns around and walks back inside the door he came out of, Mahoney follows him inside then continues down the hallway after James goes into the detention room

[roshiq]

That about wraps up my character's appearance.

Is there any other character left to be appeared?:(

[GorePhobia]

Is there any other character left to be appeared?:(

Yeah there should be more characters entering.

Those are just the school people and now it's gonna get into the Horror business.

[ferretchucker]

Gabriel is...THE FERRETCHUCKER!!

He will chuck his awesome ferrets of death at the face of zombie scum.

[massacre man]

Is there any other character left to be appeared?:(

There are still the actors and the rest of the tech crew and whatnot.

[ferretchucker]

Thought I'd throw this in. I'm banking on Rod being in it!

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/HDCthemovie8.jpg

[GorePhobia]

Awesome poster Gabriel. You effin rock!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks, they're really easy to make, I literally only use microsoft paint. I might make another on.

[ferretchucker]

Here we go. I think I prefer the first one though. Something about the cow.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/HDC8.jpg

[massacre man]

To those who care. Sorry for the lack of new parts. I've actually been a bit busy lately. Making movies with my friends. school and whatnot. I'll update the story when I can, so Disease feel free to go on with yours now and I'll just update this whenever I get a chance. Sorry.

[GorePhobia]

No big deal dude. Your a young guy still so go out and have fun.

[ferretchucker]

Awww, just when this was getting good!

[massacre man]

Ok, I'm going to reintroduce him... if anyone cares anymore.

A large mass of zombies, including the cows and various other animals from the farm are in a bunch walking down the road as if they had already determined their destination when a large army vehicle arrives. Two men get out, one is muscular with short hair, camouflaged pants, and a tight green T-Shirt. The other has longer hair, the same pants, but a white T-Shirt and a black jacket. The one with shorter hair seems more collected, his arms are crossed over his chest. The long-haired one seems to be a bit more surprised by the large number of them. He looks at the other one.

Long-Haired Man: So... what do you suggest we do, __V__?

__V__: What we were ordered to.

Long-Haired Man: Are you serious?

__V__: Do I look like I'm kidding?

Long-Haired Man: No...

__V__: Then I must not be.

Long-Haired Man: How?

__V__: As much firepower as possible.

Long-Haired Man: But they're dead.

__V__: Ok then, do you have any other plans?

Long-Haired Man: No...

__V__: Then shut up.

The two stare forward as the zombies approach, __V__ opens the door to the vehicle and climbs into the back, he comes out holding a sniper rifle in one hand and a pair of sunglasses in the other, he puts the sunglasses on.

__V__: You ready?

Long-Haired Man: No, I really don't feel good about this.

__V__: What?

Long-Haired Man: I can't do it.

__V__: Ok, I have another job for you then.

Long-Haired Man: What's that?

__V__: Keep my seat warm.

__V__ walks back over to the vehicle and opens the door again, he rolls the window to the door down and climbs on top of the vehicle, he lays flat on his stomach and sets the rifle up in front of him, the long-haired man gets inside of the truck and closes the door and watches the zombies coming closer. __V__ shouts from above.

__V__: Don't forget to roll the windows up.

The long-haired man rolls the window up on the driver's side, he watches as __V__'s bullets enter the zombie's heads or faces perfectly. None of them stop for more than the time it takes to stand back up. They finally make it to the vehicle, the long-haired man tries to scoot away but his jacket is caught in the door, he takes the jacket off and scoots toward the passenger side, where the window is open. A zombie on the other end reaches up and grabs him. Cut to __V__ on the roof still shooting, he can hear his friend screaming. He quickly gets up and stands on the top of the truck's cab and presses his rifle against the passenger side, he pulls the trigger and the bullet goes right into the long-haired man's head.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Am I still dead? Can I come back as a zombie or a vampire or something?

[_____V_____]

Weehaw I am back?!:cool:

Guess people might be wondering "what the heck...!"

[Haunted]

Don't worry Dolly. This isn't the original HDC the Movie. You can tell the difference by the fact that I'M THE FUCKING NARRATOR in the original. In the original, I think you have an interesting fate. I'm not saying you're the star, because everyone is the star in their own weird way (think Terrintino meets Sean Weller) but I think you've got an interesting fate.

[massacre man]

Mahoney walks down the hallway leading to the tech closet. He stops and looks into the room all of the actors are in and looks at Jennifer. After a moment he continues forward and sets his backpack down against the wall and stands in front of the Tech closet and reaches into his pocket where he pulls out his keychain and unlocks the closet. He pulls out a shopping cart and pushes it into the hallway and walks into the closet, he turns the lights on. The closet is severely clustered, canvas and poorly-structured sets litter the room. Mahoney looks up and spots Gabriel walking down the hallway toward him. He stops and looks into the actor's room at Jennifer, he walks in. Mahoney gets up and walks over to the door and looks in. Gabriel is talking to Jennifer. Cut to Mr. Keller stepping out of the teacher's lounge, he has swapped his dress clothes for a pair of jeans, cowboy boots, and a Hatchet Army T-Shirt. He walks into the actor's room and announces to the actors.

Mr. Keller: Ok, let's get this show on the road.

He pulls his flask out in plain sight and takes a drink from it.

[newb]

I take it I'm still dead?






damn it

[massacre man]

I take it I'm still dead?






damn it

No, sir. I've actually been trying to think of a role that would please you.

[newb]

No, sir. I've actually been trying to think of a role that would please you.

You're a sweetheart.:D

[ferretchucker]

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I wont be able to post regulaly for a bit longer now but anyway, thanks for bringing this back! nice reintroduction of __V__!