Join the Banana Club...today!

[crabapple]

I just found this and it's very important that everyone here see it...this thread is probably far more important than any other thread here on HDC.

http://www.bananaclub.com/

It's the Banana Club!

I have never come across anything so awesome!

[newb]

As exciting as that sounds......I'm already a member of the "Fruit of the Month Club."

http://www.club-offers.com/fruit/

[Roderick Usher]

I thought this would be more yourn speed, Newb


http://www.gourmetgroceryonline.com/beer_of_the_month?b=1

[newb]

I thought this would be more yourn speed, Newb


http://www.gourmetgroceryonline.com/beer_of_the_month?b=1



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/verynice.gif

[ManchestrMorgue]

Pfft... Amateurs.

In Australia we have...

http://www.bigbanana.com/

[Zero]

did someone say banana?

[crabapple]

A hm hm...heh heh heh! Hoo hoo. Heh heh, banana.

;) ;) :eek: :rolleyes:
:mad:

[Zero]

banana nana fo fana
me mi mo mana
banana!

[Psycom5k]

What is with you guys and phalus shaped foods?

[Zero]

What is with you guys and phalus shaped foods?

ever tried to deep-throat a watermelon?

[Psycom5k]

No, but why would you be trying to deep throat anything? Is it practice? :)

[crabapple]

Heyyy, YOOUUU were the one that said that, I didn't say it. Get you mind outta the gutter! A banana is a fruit--a tasty, yummy fruit. I think the people at the Banana Club would be offended by your suggestions. Go eat a banana. Just try one, you'll like it.

[novakru]

Bananas are no good in the juicer...:mad:
I found out the hard way, but they make great smoothies:)

[Psycom5k]

Heyyy, YOOUUU were the one that said that, I didn't say it. Get you mind outta the gutter! A banana is a fruit--a tasty, yummy fruit. I think the people at the Banana Club would be offended by your suggestions. Go eat a banana. Just try one, you'll like it.

Hey, im not falling for it, your not recruiting me into your "special interest" group. I'm good Christian man. I will not be dragged into your heathen ways so that I ca n burn in a lake of fire for eternity with the rest of you sinners!

Bananas are no good in the juicer...:mad:
I found out the hard way, but they make great smoothies:)

Actually, i've found if you mix it in with a juicier fruit that they can work out great. Add in some apples and oranges, its really good. Also, since you say you like smoothies, try banana and blueberry, those are delicious. Mango, orange(as in the juice, not the fruit, I've never tried it with the fruit,) and banana is a good combo too, just not too heavy on the mango.

[novakru]

Actually, i've found if you mix it in with a juicier fruit that they can work out great. Add in some apples and oranges, its really good. Also, since you say you like smoothies, try banana and blueberry, those are delicious. Mango, orange(as in the juice, not the fruit, I've never tried it with the fruit,) and banana is a good combo too, just not too heavy on the mango.

Yeah, I tried that but my banana still just ended up in the back with all the pulp.....

I will try the blueberries in my next smoothie, that sounds great.

[Psycom5k]

it might just be your juicer then. Because the one we've got here works with bananas and other fruit, its just makes the juice into kind of a thin smoothie texture.

And beleive me your gonna love it with blueberries, I used to make those everyday at work when i was working at this one restaurant that sells them. I still make them when I can here, but we don't always have the ingredients here at the same time.

[ferretchucker]

I just found this and it's very important that everyone here see it...this thread is probably far more important than any other thread here on HDC.

http://www.bananaclub.com/

It's the Banana Club!

I have never come across anything so awesome!

A wise man once described to me some of the greatest things about a satsuma. They were his past, present and future. His life. But that man is gone now. Gone forever. He is DEAD to me.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[crabapple]

In reality, all tasty fruits are important and equally noble.

Eat a fruit while enjoying your favorite cultural entertainment.

Listen to some music or watch a film or play, while eating the yummy fruit of your choice.

When not actually eating a fruit, you must arrange all fruits in the vicinity; gather all fruits you are aware of and place them in a decorative ceramic bowl. Always strive for the visually pleasing in your fruit arrangement; let no fruit be unattractively arranged.

[ferretchucker]

[QUOTE]Bananas are the mushy yellow poo of the earth! Bananas are only good when blended in dairy products! But still...

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[jenna26]

ever tried to deep-throat a watermelon?

I laughed way too hard at this post....I think I injured myself, thanks a lot...:p ;)

[crabapple]

Here's the thing, okay? Bananas have a scent, it is a happy fruity scent. When you peel a banana, the scent is there and it's so nice. They taste good but I would say they smell even better.

Wouldn't you like to try one now? :)

[ferretchucker]

No. Not at all. Infact, just after reading this, I was making a smoothie and decided to eat a chunk of banana. sickening. And a fruity smell is the smell of coconut or pineapple. Did you hit your head harder than ever crabby?

[Zero]

ever tried to deep throat a coconut?

[crabapple]

Well, it seems like some people don't understand about banana. Banana is special, see, like..........difficult to explain, you cannot improve on banana, you can only complement it with another (lesser) fruit. If you don't understand, 's'okay.

[ferretchucker]

Oh, I understand. And so do the rest of the satsumas. You have betrayed us. You could have kept your opinions to yourself, but you didn't. We're sorry, it's over.

[crabapple]

I never disrespected the satsumas. I like all the satsumas. It's just that bananas're better, is all.

[ferretchucker]

I'm sorry. Any chance you had of redeaming yourself in the eyes of the satsumas dissapeared with that statement. It's over Crab. I'm sorry it had to be this way.

[crabapple]

I dont care!! I think banana are better

[ferretchucker]

***SLAPS*** You Lie!!!!

[crabapple]

but.....banana are happy :confused: :confused: :confused: :eek:

[bloody_ribcut]

i like how when you smash a bannana, it breaks into three identical pieces.

[Zero]

Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four
Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more
Over hills and highway the banana buggies go
Coming on to bring you the banana splits show


Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Four bananas, three bananas, two bananas, one
All bananas playing in the bright warm sun
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork
Fleagle, Bingo, Droopper and snork


Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Two banana, four banana
One banana, three
Swingin' like a bunch of monkeys
Hangin' from a tree.
Hey there everybody
Won't you come along and see
How much like banana splits
Everyone can be.


Makin' up a mess of fun
Makin' up a mess of fun
Lots of fun for everyone


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la


Tra-la-la la-la-la-la
Tra-la-la la-la-la-la

[newb]

The Banana Splits

one of my fav's as a tyke.....that and H.R. Puffinstuff


http://www.popnarcotic.com/splits.jpg

[crabapple]

Those Banana Splits characters, in the picture there...they look like the type that would be right at home at HDC, don't you think? Kinda whacky?

[Zero]

The Banana Splits

one of my fav's as a tyke.....that and H.R. Puffinstuff


http://www.popnarcotic.com/splits.jpg

i liked electra woman and dyna girl - grroowwlll

[crabapple]

Banana bread? Banana bread? How would you like a nice slice of banana bread. warmed in the oven and with a little butter. With your coffee! Right now, this morning. Go get some. Don't know where it is? Find it. Go to the store, go to the bakery and get yourself a dee-licious slice of 'nana bread.

[ferretchucker]

Okay, I'll give you that one too. Banana bread, milkshake and yogurt are all fine. Just actual bananas that are not.

[crabapple]

Fried banana w/ honey and cinnamon?

You do milkshake with....banana and coffee and milk and some chocolate. Good in morning!

[ferretchucker]

fritters are weird enough without honey (which bees make from pollen:S) and cinnamon which is just yuck! Milkshake looks good though.

[Zero]

i like banana nut muffins

[newb]

i liked electra woman and dyna girl - grroowwlll

I have about 10 years on you. I would have been almost 20 when that show was on.

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, well I watch reruns!!!

[Zero]

I have about 10 years on you. I would have been almost 20 when that show was on.

yeah - but i still bet you were oggling dyna girl's spandex!!

[Psycom5k]

yeah - but i still bet you were oggling dyna girl's spandex!!

I still oggle dyna girl's spandex!!

Just kidding.... I don't even know who the hell that is, but I just figured I'd be the first to throw it out there..... Though, my father would bitch at me for watching the old TMNT(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) cartoon when it came on this boomarang channel, saying that I'm too old to be watching cartoons..... anyways.... I kinda forgot where I was going with that... but.... uhh... Oh yeah, he would tell me about how he used to watch Captain Kangaroo, and some other old ass show when he was a kid.... and yet again I forgot where I was going with this so I'm just gonna shuttup.

[ferretchucker]

Thanks the heavens!!!

:D

[Psycom5k]

Don't make me hop the pond and beat you up little boy. :cool:

[ferretchucker]

I'll throw my tea and crumpets in your face old man! And my fish and chips!

[crabapple]

I'll throw my tea and crumpets in your face old man! And my fish and chips!

DUDE! that's messed up. Biggest laugh today

[ferretchucker]

We can't laugh...our teeth are too crooked!!!

[Psycom5k]

We can't laugh...our teeth are too crooked!!!

LMFAO, Hey random fact about GB, did you thet they are the number 3 most perverted country in the world? And ya know what that means? YOUR A LOSER, THIRD PLACE ISN'T WINNING, ITS DOUBLE LOSING YOU LOSER!!! GO CRY IN YOUR MEATPIE!!

[Posher778]

ever tried to deep-throat a watermelon?

It got stuck in his ass. No oppurtunity.

[Psycom5k]

It got stuck in his ass. No oppurtunity.

http://www.stud.tu-ilmenau.de/~haku-in/pics/retarded.jpg

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[Posher778]

http://www.stud.tu-ilmenau.de/~haku-in/pics/retarded.jpg

.........................

I missed the part where that was an argument.

[Psycom5k]

I missed the part where that was an argument.

Hmm well, it just seemed to me that you were pissed off at me and trying to start an argument, because of the past few comments from you in other threads. Especially since Zero posted what you quoted a long time ago. I thought you were just starting shit. I guess I'm wrong though so sorry about that.

[crabapple]

I can't believe someone would want to argue in a thread that is about BANANAS. Bananas, people! This is a banana thread and you are disrupting the banananess of this sacred shine to bananology.

Go have a banana taco and think about it!

[Disease]

I just tried this recently, it's very, very nice...

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/13066.jpg

I'm going to go make some banana custard now...

[crabapple]

Uh........I think I'll have me one of them. :rolleyes: :eek: :eek:

[Posher778]

Banana beer! Our neighbors have that stuff!

[crabapple]

Send beer to:

Crabapple
1616 Ninebeers Lane
Hootieville

[urgeok2]

this thread makes me think of some dopey thing my kid does at night ..
just before bed he jumps on our bed and says "banana bunch" which means we're supposed to crowd in on either side of hime - then he tries to get us all to go :

cha-cha cha-cha cha-CHA
cha-cha cha-cha cha
cha-cha cha-cha cha-CHA
cha-cha cha-cha cha

while shaking his hands (mash potao-style) around.

it's weird - and now i feel weirder for sharing.

[crabapple]

Please tell me that doesn't really happen. Because if it does, then that's scary.

[illdojo]

We have a mexican restaurant here that Beth and I go to for Banana Margaritas......Yum :)

[urgeok2]

cha-cha cha-cha cha-CHA
cha-cha cha-cha cha
cha-cha cha-cha cha-CHA
cha-cha cha-cha cha

[illdojo]

cha-cha cha-cha cha-CHA
cha-cha cha-cha cha
cha-cha cha-cha cha-CHA
cha-cha cha-cha cha

Hey... this if fun. :D

[crabapple]

no, no......too much banana, no....too much....too much banana.....YAHHHHHH!

(runs screaming)

[newb]

I just tried this recently, it's very, very nice...

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/13066.jpg

I'm going to go make some banana custard now...

why..why...WHY.....do this to beer.:mad:

it makes me angry......then sad:(