The HDC Official Best Quotes Thread

[ferretchucker]

Say the best quotes you know, be they from famous people or a t-shirt.


1. It's not rape if you shout suprise.

2. Fat People are harder to kidnap.

3. Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

4. If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much space.

5. (This was on a car boot sticker) Annoy a Liberal, work hard and have fun!





The views shared in number 5 are not my own, I just think it's funny to all you liberals out there.
:D

[Posher778]

Urge- "Who gives a flying fuck through a rolling donut"

I think this was.... Sadistro? Dunno:
"Well aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine?"

[hellfire1]

My favorite has to be one of Rayne's quotes in her sig:

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit."

[Yellow Jacket]

My favorite quote is in my signature (and number one on ferretchucker's list)...

It's not rape if you shout surprise

[ferretchucker]

lol, thanks. Thanks the lord for T-shirts!

[Angelakillsluts]

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

[fortunato]

Urge- "Who gives a flying fuck through a rolling donut"

that's actually a quote from the novel "slapstick" by kurt vonnegut, jr.

"Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?"