View Full Version : I hate my Flatmates
Disease
12-03-2007, 05:53 PM
I was going to start this thread a while back, but then I decided it was petty... Now I say fuck it, it has been too long!
They piss me off basiclly, I have lived in over 40 share houses in the last ten years, and I have always hated living with couples.
For the last 2 and a half years I have had a place to myself and my girlfriend.. now we are sharing with another couple... I know how screwed couples are, after all I'm part of one, why woul I want to live with another one.
I think I have finally talked my girlfriend into moving and getting our own place again.. but for now, I am going to openly use this thread to bitch about the people I live with...
I'm not going to say anymore right now.. but be sure, I will give you some disturbing insights into the way of a Glasgow couple very soon.
;)
fortunato
12-03-2007, 06:19 PM
haha, i look forward to weird stories about weird people.
Disease
12-03-2007, 06:20 PM
anyone else have to live with insuferable morons who cripple your creativity?
crabapple
12-03-2007, 06:26 PM
Oh, I used to do it. I know all about that stuff! I do!
ChronoGrl
12-03-2007, 06:28 PM
Not exactly a flatmate story, but we have some really annoying neighbors...
We (my boyfriend and I) live in a three-story apartment building on the third floor above a Finnish family of four (Mom, Dad, boy, girl, both of 9 or 10). This morning (as in many, oh so many mornings), there was screaming (in English and in Finnish), stomping, slamming, and ultimately a small child's fists pounding on their apartment door... I'm convinced that as "punishment," they lock the small children out into the hallway.
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When the children aren't screaming in the hallways, they're leaving their Razor scooters in front of the porch steps or lingering behind the main apartment door - Two nights ago, my boyfriend and I got home, opened the main apartment door, and was suddenly faced with a screaming boy. "AHHHHH! YOU SCARED ME! Oh, it's just the neighbors."
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Some people should NOT breed.
Disease
12-03-2007, 06:30 PM
Oh, I used to do it. I know all about that stuff! I do!
Your lucky your out of it Crabby, I was, but now back in it, but this time they aren't even my friends... so it just plain sucks..
Disease
12-03-2007, 06:34 PM
Not exactly a flatmate story, but we have some really annoying neighbors...
We (my boyfriend and I) live in a three-story apartment building on the third floor above a Finnish family of four (Mom, Dad, boy, girl, both of 9 or 10). This morning (as in many, oh so many mornings), there was screaming (in English and in Finnish), stomping, slamming, and ultimately a small child's fists pounding on their apartment door... I'm convinced that as "punishment," they lock the small children out into the hallway.
...
When the children aren't screaming in the hallways, they're leaving their Razor scooters in front of the porch steps or lingering behind the main apartment door - Two nights ago, my boyfriend and I got home, opened the main apartment door, and was suddenly faced with a screaming boy. "AHHHHH! YOU SCARED ME! Oh, it's just the neighbors."
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Some people should NOT breed.
Well as far as people in the building go, ... We have a creeky bed, and so do the people above us, but they don't seem to be bothered by it when they F@#$... seriously, when a bed is creeking so loud that down stiars has to put music on loud... how can you get into it.. I've also head tortures screams and crying come from there... I met some people from the building at a party a few weeks back and apparently two girls live there and they are very nice and neet.. :confused:
Disease
12-03-2007, 06:38 PM
I'm drinking their wine, I really don't like them... I might get another glass. It's not great but I already had a few vodkas, so I don't care.
ChronoGrl
12-03-2007, 06:48 PM
I'm drinking their wine, I really don't like them... I might get another glass. It's not great but I already had a few vodkas, so I don't care.
DRINKIT!
I wasn't a fan of my last roommates, so when I moved in with my boyfriend, I cleaned out their liquor cabinet.
Disease
12-03-2007, 06:49 PM
yeah, well he has drak my last beer a fair few times... oh sorry I thought it was mine... fucking idiot.. Why would it be his if he doesn't by any...
I had to live with my mother-in-law for 15 years......I GOT YOU ALL BEAT.
Disease
12-03-2007, 08:16 PM
Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean you had to?
Did you knock up your sister and have a shotgun wedding?????
Disease
12-04-2007, 04:03 AM
Sorry , I just find this lame, my flatmates have a couple of "Artists" from France coming to stay tonight for 3 nights.. I just got up and they have changed the place..
They have bought a new poker dot shower curtain... there is heaps of toilet paper.. the couch is made into a bed...
I don't understand if you have some one coming to stay, then changing your living enviroment to impress them.
Sorry, I think it's pathetic.
I find it my job to be a disgusting slob while these Frenchys are here, I'll see how I go.. who knows, they may actually be nice, but when my flatys are around it will be a different story.
ChronoGrl
12-04-2007, 04:17 AM
I had to live with my mother-in-law for 15 years......I GOT YOU ALL BEAT.
Oh... Good... GOD... I mean, I love my boyfriend's mom, but there has to be a line.
I don't even want to live with my OWN mom.
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there is heaps of toilet paper.. the couch is made into a bed...
I read that really quickly and had this picture in my head of a bed made out of heaps of toilet paper... You know, for arts sake.
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The Finnish children on the second floor were screaming again this morning. I almost started stomping on the floor... But then I remembered that I'm not THAT crotchety.
crabapple
12-04-2007, 06:53 AM
You must insist that they cook for you, then. And pay you.
Disease
12-04-2007, 07:00 AM
have you tried Scottish cooking.......
That's another thing that pisses me of, when they cook it smell like dirty drain water... And then they leave pig pots of boiled away crap on the stove top for weeks, letting go mouldy and smellier...
IT would be good if they paid me though.. not to eat the food, just paid me.
Red1332
12-05-2007, 10:53 AM
I refused to have roommates after I shared my place with a skater-girl in college.
She was big on smoking pot and doing mushrooms and I was not. So we had very little in common, and it was awkward for me ti sit there and try to do homework while she's taking bong hits and laughing with her friends over....I have no idea what.
I came home one morning after staying overnight at my boyfriend's place and she grabs me at the front door, her eyes wide, and proclaims "Oh my god, it is so good that you didn't come home until just now! I would've stabbed you!"
I have no idea what she's talking about so I just stare back at her in complete confusion.
She continues. "I did a whole BUNCH of mushrooms last night and, like, the walls were moving. I thought people were coming through them, so I started stabbing at them with the kitchen knife!" and she points to the chips in the plaster.
After that I spent as little time as possible in my place and moved in to my bf's as early as possible.
Disease
12-05-2007, 01:14 PM
I refused to have roommates after I shared my place with a skater-girl in college.
She was big on smoking pot and doing mushrooms and I was not. So we had very little in common, and it was awkward for me ti sit there and try to do homework while she's taking bong hits and laughing with her friends over....I have no idea what.
I came home one morning after staying overnight at my boyfriend's place and she grabs me at the front door, her eyes wide, and proclaims "Oh my god, it is so good that you didn't come home until just now! I would've stabbed you!"
I have no idea what she's talking about so I just stare back at her in complete confusion.
She continues. "I did a whole BUNCH of mushrooms last night and, like, the walls were moving. I thought people were coming through them, so I started stabbing at them with the kitchen knife!" and she points to the chips in the plaster.
After that I spent as little time as possible in my place and moved in to my bf's as early as possible.
That sounds fucked....
You where lucky.... some people shouldn't take drugs...
Disease
12-07-2007, 02:02 AM
o.k here is an instalment..
Last night I was sitting on the couch watching John Carpenters Village of the Damned (IT's John Carpenter week on ITV4) and then my flatmates come home with their French friends.. I kind of got introduced to them as they walked past the living room.
Then bitch flatmate (the female of the couple) comes in and stands over me saying that the chick who is staying here is pregnant and she wants to go to bed soon. I said yeah sure, I guess I'll just switch the movie off when ever...
Then she left and dureing the add break I went into the bedroom to shut of the computer and 1 minute later when I was walking back into the room Cunt flatmate (the male of the couple) was removing all my stuff from the coffee table and just handed it to me and said something about her being pregnant...
So I just said, I'll go to my room then... I was to stressed to go to bed, so I went to the pub and drank some whisky...
Now , if she is pregnant and has special needs, maybe she shouldnt haveflown over here to do an instalation and sleep on my couch...
If someone has special needs then they should not be couch surfing. I've done a lot of couch surfing in my time, and the golden rule is you don't tell the people who are letting you stay to go to bed...
I just think Cunt was being such a fucking asshole by just moving my stuff out of the room, and she didn't even go to bed for another hour or so my girlfriend told me when I got home...
ChronoGrl
12-07-2007, 06:14 AM
o.k here is an instalment..
Last night I was sitting on the couch watching John Carpenters Village of the Damned (IT's John Carpenter week on ITV4) and then my flatmates come home with their French friends.. I kind of got introduced to them as they walked past the living room.
Then bitch flatmate (the female of the couple) comes in and stands over me saying that the chick who is staying here is pregnant and she wants to go to bed soon. I said yeah sure, I guess I'll just switch the movie off when ever...
Then she left and dureing the add break I went into the bedroom to shut of the computer and 1 minute later when I was walking back into the room Cunt flatmate (the male of the couple) was removing all my stuff from the coffee table and just handed it to me and said something about her being pregnant...
So I just said, I'll go to my room then... I was to stressed to go to bed, so I went to the pub and drank some whisky...
Now , if she is pregnant and has special needs, maybe she shouldnt haveflown over here to do an instalation and sleep on my couch...
If someone has special needs then they should not be couch surfing. I've done a lot of couch surfing in my time, and the golden rule is you don't tell the people who are letting you stay to go to bed...
I just think Cunt was being such a fucking asshole by just moving my stuff out of the room, and she didn't even go to bed for another hour or so my girlfriend told me when I got home...
I'm tired of the "I'm pregnant" excuse. Every holiday I get SO IRRITATED at people who are pregnant or are pushing strollers (or both) and feel as though that just because they got knocked up it means that they can get in the way at malls and deserve special treatment... Just last week I was at the mall in the ATM line and a woman in a stroller ran into me from behind... And then glared at ME. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that women who aren't smart enough to get a sitter (or to put a condom on to begin with) SHOULD ALWAYS BE GIVEN THE RIGHT OF WAY.
Seriously, Disease, if she's PREGNANT then WHY is she flying and WHY is she sleeping on the couch? And, anyway, if your BITCHCUNT flatmates are going to make such a big deal about her being pregnant - Why don't THEY sleep on the couch? Why inconvenience JUST YOU?!
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I hate people.
Disease
12-07-2007, 02:09 PM
I'm tired of the "I'm pregnant" excuse. Every holiday I get SO IRRITATED at people who are pregnant or are pushing strollers (or both) and feel as though that just because they got knocked up it means that they can get in the way at malls and deserve special treatment... Just last week I was at the mall in the ATM line and a woman in a stroller ran into me from behind... And then glared at ME. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that women who aren't smart enough to get a sitter (or to put a condom on to begin with) SHOULD ALWAYS BE GIVEN THE RIGHT OF WAY.
Seriously, Disease, if she's PREGNANT then WHY is she flying and WHY is she sleeping on the couch? And, anyway, if your BITCHCUNT flatmates are going to make such a big deal about her being pregnant - Why don't THEY sleep on the couch? Why inconvenience JUST YOU?!
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I hate people.
I know, I was thinking that, if it's such a big deal to them they should give up their bed.... But they are Idiots and they make no sense what so ever...
ferretchucker
12-08-2007, 01:33 AM
My sister boyfriend is always sleeping round and christ I hate him. He's just one of those people, but one of the main reasons I hate him is he takes control. He'll change the channel when he wants, he'll make a sandwich without asking, he'll put the radio on when he first wakes up if he feels like it. It fucking pisses me off!
Disease
12-13-2007, 03:03 PM
When I had a shower this morning, my fuckknuckle Bitch flatmate had trimmed something in the shower... All these curly hairs all over the bath.. I tried to run them down the plug, but it seemed to be blocked...
So I tied a plastic bag to each foot, IT did the job....
ChronoGrl
12-13-2007, 04:57 PM
Ewwwwwwww... The boyfriend just buzzed his hair and left the shaved bits around the sink. I feel your pain. :(
ferretchucker
12-14-2007, 07:24 AM
Jesus Christ! GEt the shot gun and just end it now!
hammerfan
12-14-2007, 07:32 AM
That's just disgusting. These people that you live with are pigs, dude! I'd be flipping out on them!
crabapple
12-14-2007, 07:46 AM
Whenever they are there, you should put DEVO sunglasses on, turn a boombox on real loud and place it over one shoulder, and THEN creep weirdly around the apartment chanting "Hup-HO! Hup-HO! Hup-HO! Hup-HO!" and when they finally feel they must ask what the hell you are doing, well, turn the music up a little louder and smile.
When I had a shower this morning, my fuckknuckle Bitch flatmate had trimmed something in the shower... All these curly hairs all over the bath.. I tried to run them down the plug, but it seemed to be blocked...
So I tied a plastic bag to each foot, IT did the job....
Go shit in his bed.
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ChronoGrl
12-14-2007, 06:27 PM
So the Finnish family is at it again... Sounds like mom and/or dad locked the boy in his room... He's currently pounding on his door and screaming to get out...
My boyfriend's turning up the TV volume...
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That's just fucked up.
Disease
12-15-2007, 10:49 AM
Actually, I'm pretty sure it was the chick he left the hair... I stood on a razor cover in the shower, and then chcked her razor which is atached to the shower wall via suction cup and it's cover was missing... Still, fucking gross though...
If they ever buy Apple Juice, so help me, I'm going to piss in it...
novakru
12-15-2007, 01:12 PM
Love your sig pic Newb...very hot:)
Love your sig pic Newb...very hot:)
I agree....I saw it on another site and had to make it my own.:D
Elvis_Christ
12-18-2007, 04:15 PM
Shouldn't the devil dude in it be balder? :D
Shouldn't the devil dude in it be balder? :D
Why would you be looking at the devil "dude" instead of that hot babe? :confused:
nice to see ya back posting ;)
Elvis_Christ
12-20-2007, 04:03 PM
Probably because she's not nude enough and not doing any illict acts :D
Should be back online in the next month or so I'll be on here a lot more than I have been latley.
ferretchucker
12-21-2007, 02:56 AM
just buy some cheap white wine and piss or spit in, then give it to them for christmas - JUST DON'T DRINK IT!!