View Full Version : 18 Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving!!
pinkfloyd45769
11-22-2007, 06:22 PM
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!
Posher778
11-22-2007, 06:33 PM
Hahahahha. Nice to see you still around pink.
missmacabre
11-22-2007, 06:47 PM
hahaha it's not even thanksgiving for me but that's still hilarious.
The STE
11-22-2007, 07:57 PM
3. It's Cool Whip time!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.
Pass the fucking turkey.....asshole.
just a cute holiday saying in my family.
pinkfloyd45769
11-22-2007, 08:06 PM
Those in particular are not Thanksgiving-y. Yeah, you can say them at Thanksgiving, but you can say them any time without it being something dirty. This wasn't funny at all.
I was bored! It was sent to me on myspace, just thought i would pass it on!;)
GorePhobia
11-22-2007, 09:40 PM
Sam is just PMSing he will get over it.
The STE
11-22-2007, 09:47 PM
The fact that it's an unfunny list has nothing to do with a figurative menstral cycle.
funny list Mags - STE's just pissed he couldn't come up with something funny to post.
The STE
11-23-2007, 09:37 AM
Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let me stop you all from lining up to suck PinkFloyd's dick over it some more.
hellfire1
11-23-2007, 11:09 AM
Oh snap....
Disease
11-23-2007, 11:21 AM
Oh snap....
to what? :confused:
You have bastile day...
hellfire1
11-23-2007, 11:23 AM
to what? :confused:
You have bastile day...
Never you mind, aussie.
And who has bastille day ? Certainly not I.
Disease
11-23-2007, 11:26 AM
Never you mind, aussie.
And who has bastille day ? Certainly not I.
Don't you ride bikes and have picnics or some shit?
hellfire1
11-23-2007, 11:28 AM
Don't you ride bikes and have picnics or some shit?
Shouldn't you be drunk off your ass right about now ?
Disease
11-23-2007, 11:53 AM
Shouldn't you be drunk off your ass right about now ?
Good point.
Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let me stop you all from lining up to suck PinkFloyd's dick over it some more.
yeah and when sam gets a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers he'll be able to find his own dick
The STE
11-23-2007, 04:29 PM
Finding not needed. It's probably still in Gore's mouth from his weekly fellating of me on his radio show.
Finding not needed. It's probably still in Gore's mouth from his weekly fellating of me on his radio show.
oh my god i literally spit beer out at that.
hil-f**king-larious
hellfire1
11-23-2007, 04:55 PM
oh my god i literally spit beer out at that.
hil-f**king-larious
That makes two of us, except I have no beer to spit out. :(
pinkfloyd45769
11-23-2007, 06:45 PM
[QUOTE=The STE;649201]Or maybe I just don't find the list funny. But don't let
I'm not getting what your problem is...???
Keep the sucking coming guys....hehe!!
BudMan
11-23-2007, 07:01 PM
oh my god i literally spit beer out at that.
hil-f**king-larious
I almost spit Pink's dick out of my mouth....
wait.......Pink has a dick?
crabapple
11-24-2007, 08:40 AM
Here's something you can only say at Thanksgiving... "Look, I know you're my cousin, but I really think you're kinda...hot! I mean, uh......hey, how about those turkeys!!"
PR3SSUR3
11-24-2007, 08:44 AM
Heh heh!
Tim Rhoades almost farted cum out of his arse at that one.
Disease
11-24-2007, 08:44 AM
Has everyone eaten their turkey? Was it yesterday....
i only had a small roasted chicken - as i live alone it would be pointless to make a big turkey (although my puppy would have gladly helped me gobble one up!)
Disease
11-24-2007, 10:29 AM
i only had a small roasted chicken - as i live alone it would be pointless to make a big turkey (although my puppy would have gladly helped me gobble one up!)
You make your own Turkeys... :eek:
I don't want to know how... actually I do.
ever seen reanimator - its about the same set up (although they do tend to be carnivorous when they come back)
Disease
11-24-2007, 05:38 PM
so the chicken is a better option then....
Psycom5k
11-25-2007, 03:13 AM
Finding not needed. It's probably still in Gore's mouth from his weekly fellating of me on his radio show.
Nice.... So thats why he mumbles alot on the show.
GorePhobia
11-25-2007, 03:17 AM
Yeah everyone laugh at my expense thats cool.
hellfire1
11-25-2007, 08:28 AM
Fun, ain't it ?
GorePhobia
11-25-2007, 08:30 AM
Patty I apologized a lot for what I said regarding you on my show and I was truely sorry and ment it. I really miss talking to you and it sucks.
crabapple
11-25-2007, 08:37 AM
What in God's name did you say that was so horrible? Since you mentioned it in the thread, perhaps you would like to share it with the class.
Disease
11-25-2007, 08:39 AM
What in God's name did you say that was so horrible? Since you mentioned it in the thread, perhaps you would like to share it with the class.
yes, if you don't have enough to share then put it in the bin...
hellfire1
11-25-2007, 08:48 AM
No, he doesn't have to share a damn thing.
I'm just relishing the tables being turned is all. End story.
Disease
11-25-2007, 09:25 AM
No, he doesn't have to share a damn thing.
I'm just relishing the tables being turned is all. End story.
What did he say? was it .....
"My French stick is to big for your croissant"?
Maybe this should have a thread of it's own... :p
hellfire1
11-25-2007, 09:38 AM
What did he say? was it .....
"My French stick is to big for your croissant"?
Maybe this should have a thread of it's own... :p
That's exactly what he said.
You just keep trying to be clever. Don't hurt yourself now. ;)
monalisa
11-25-2007, 11:56 AM
Finding not needed. It's probably still in Gore's mouth from his weekly fellating of me on his radio show.
Oh peeeeeeenis...my ear still says NO! Bwahahahahahaaaaa!