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nicklord1
11-18-2007, 04:07 AM
zombie nosh , the dead next door , living dead 3 enough said .
Phalanx
11-18-2007, 04:28 AM
I don't agree with Living Dead 3...I mean it was inheritantly over the top like the other two were, but hey....it went outside of being just another (more or less) remake, and I thought it was ok. Each to their own though.
I didn't really like "Boy Eats Girl", found it compltely boring, the humour tried, but missed most of the time too.
Bad Taste, if you can call that a zombie film...didn't like it.
Not sure why, just found it trying. Ridiculous. Guess that was the point, but all the same didn't quitte work for me.
Although Jacksons other "kinda" zombie film, Braindead/dead Alive, I loved.
I REALLY disliked "Day of the Dead 2: Contagium", it was fucking terrible.
Posher778
11-18-2007, 04:51 AM
Dead Life, Mortuary
PR3SSUR3
11-18-2007, 07:55 AM
zombie nosh , the dead next door , living dead 3 enough said .
Thread-wise, this is one of those real head-shakers.
All 3 of these are perfectly decent if not excellent zombie movies, especially ROTLD 3.
Yet there seems to be an entire generation of people who seem to dislike it for reasons never explained.
TCM4 suffers from the same misunderstanding.
nicklord1
11-18-2007, 08:25 AM
there is no way u can compare premutos , zombi and dawn of the dead with the likes of zombie knosh.
Also oasis of zombies and zombie creeping flesh were rubbish too.
Freak
11-18-2007, 10:19 AM
Nightmare of the Living Dead
Flight of the Living Dead
missmacabre
11-18-2007, 08:00 PM
Nightmare of the Living Dead
Flight of the Living Dead
what? you didnt like poultygeist? haha;)
crabapple
11-19-2007, 05:07 AM
Oasis of the Zombies IS rubbish!
For some reason, though, I like watching it.
PR3SSUR3
11-19-2007, 08:03 AM
there is no way u can compare premutos , zombi and dawn of the dead with the likes of zombie knosh.
Also oasis of zombies and zombie creeping flesh were rubbish too
Why compare everything?
Take each film on its own (de)merits: Premutos is another soulless OTT fanboy offering from the vastly overrated Ittenbach, Zombi (e Flesh Eaters?) is dark, depressing and superb, Dawn of the Dead is an undeniable horror cult classic.
Zombie Nosh/aka Flesh Eater has a lot of heart (take note, Olaf), with plenty of inventive gore and nudity to keep things fun throughout - just don't expect oscar-winning production or swish CGI and you'll be OK.
Zombie Creeping Flesh is generally bandwagonned as rubbish, but for what the film is there is far more entertainment to be had here than from other higher rated Italian zombie movies of that time. The inserted stock wildlife shots, the crude mondo footage, the ripoff Goblin soundtrack, the outrageous lifts from Dawn of the Dead, some choice slippery gore (eyeballs exiting via mouth?) and hilarious dubbing/overacting almost manage to keep you awake for the full 90-odd minutes.
Despare
11-19-2007, 08:27 AM
there is no way u can compare premutos , zombi and dawn of the dead with the likes of zombie knosh.
Also oasis of zombies and zombie creeping flesh were rubbish too.
If you can put Premutos up there with Dawn of the Dead and Zombi 2 then Zombie Knosh can be on the same list.
ecmulder
11-21-2007, 10:33 PM
Return of the Living Dead 5: Rave from the Grave, honestly i thought this zombie movie was BAD. If you ever wanted to see Zombie blow jobs or movie that cannot balace horror and comedy than this will be your movie of choice.
The Mothman
11-22-2007, 08:28 AM
Zombie Bloodbath.
bad bad bad.
PR3SSUR3
11-22-2007, 11:58 AM
If you ever wanted to see Zombie blow jobs
Hmmm... are we back to Zombie Nosh again?
ChronoGrl
11-22-2007, 02:54 PM
I'm not sure why, but my boyfriend and I Netflixed Zombie Nation (http://imdb.com/title/tt0463392/). We got about 5 minutes into it and had to shut it off.
I was really disappointed with Land of the Dead (http://imdb.com/title/tt0418819/). I feel as though it only got made because of Romero's thinning Hollywood clout (and fat wallet). The concept was great (living after the zombie apocalypse coupled with zombies that learn)... But the big bad was really... Lame and disappointing... And the production value... Poor.
Best thing about that movie: Cameos by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright.
DEATHH DREAMS author
11-23-2007, 07:20 AM
Also oasis of zombies and zombie creeping flesh were rubbish too.
Oasis was good in my opinion. It had slow pursuing zombies which are creepy. Also I liked all the back story and desert surroundings. Plus I liked the contained "domain" feeling of that little oasis.
Creeping had great scenes, like the 2nd zombie scene with the robe zombie and the zombie in that pool. Also great topless scenes, and that scene in the house near the end is good. Plus I liked the final sequence back in the nuclear plant. If you get rid of the opeing sequence this is a decent zombie flick.
The Mothman
11-23-2007, 07:24 AM
Hmmm... are we back to Zombie Nosh again?
aka flesheater?
i never got to finish that. lost it before i could.
fortunato
11-23-2007, 07:47 AM
I'm not sure why, but my boyfriend and I Netflixed Zombie Nation (http://imdb.com/title/tt0463392/). We got about 5 minutes into it and had to shut it off.
yeah, zombie nation was absolutely wretched. i'm actually somewhat surprised it took that long for someone to include that one in this thread.
The Mothman
11-23-2007, 09:13 AM
Zombie Night is pretty awful.
ChronoGrl
11-23-2007, 04:48 PM
yeah, zombie nation was absolutely wretched. i'm actually somewhat surprised it took that long for someone to include that one in this thread.
Most likely because horror fans are smart enough to stay away to begin with.
Myself on the other hand... :rolleyes:
roshiq
11-23-2007, 07:29 PM
Zombie Honeymoon
http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt700/t748/t74838vn5s6.jpg
...actually it wasn't a total crap but not worth to buy.