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Yatsufusa
11-02-2007, 07:02 AM
Can anyone recommmend some good, or laughably bad, horror movies that don't contain nudity? Its hard to find any anymore. Thanks.

newb
11-02-2007, 07:11 AM
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hellfire1
11-02-2007, 07:39 AM
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H a h a :D

Disease
11-02-2007, 07:45 AM
Can anyone recommmend some good, or laughably bad, horror movies that don't contain nudity? Its hard to find any anymore. Thanks.

I don't understand, sorry, my brain is rejecting your question!

Despare
11-02-2007, 07:48 AM
Flight of the Living Dead

That's all you get for now....

Unaboner3000
11-02-2007, 08:51 AM
Porno Holocaust (1981)

http://www.digital-retribution.com/images/dvd/0463.jpg

ManchestrMorgue
11-02-2007, 09:04 AM
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
Hardgore
Baise Moi
Aftermath
Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals
House on the Edge of the Park
Murder Set Pieces
Scrapbook
SS Hell Camp
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

Oh wait... wrong list...

GorePhobia
11-02-2007, 09:05 AM
Porno Holocaust (1981)

http://www.digital-retribution.com/images/dvd/0463.jpg

Ha ha ha yeah that one doesn't contain ANY nudity!

Roderick Usher
11-02-2007, 09:52 AM
Can anyone recommmend some good, or laughably bad, horror movies that don't contain nudity? Its hard to find any anymore. Thanks.

Killing people is fine as long as you don't see any of the naughty bits, right?

seriously though...most horror is sorely lacking in nudity these days - rent any of the PG-13 shit remakes lately and you'll be sure to keep your eyes safe - and also be sure to see shit films.

Open your mind a little and you'll see better films.

Best nudity-free film (that totally should have had some!!!!) that came out lately was THE DESCENT.

Disease
11-02-2007, 10:05 AM
There definatley should have been some lesbian love there...

Freak
11-02-2007, 11:49 AM
What's the point of horror without nudity in them?They go together like peanut butter and jelly.

Roderick Usher
11-02-2007, 12:13 PM
I'm quite concerned about those who stifle their sexuality. Bad things tend to come from it. Just look at the history of Catholic priests.

His profile reads "I like gory movies & torture, but don't watch ones with nudity."

torture but not nudity.

WTF????

Debase someone as hard as low as you can, make them wish they were never born just keep their clothes on...please, I'm sensitive.

It's the second coming of Torquameda

Despare
11-02-2007, 12:24 PM
Why can't somebody just not have a desire to see other people naked? I don't understand why people get so upset because of what other people think or believe. Especially people who claim to be "open minded". Also, damn those people who get all up in arms just because somebody doesn't believe that another person is looking at things in the right light.



Huh?



Ghostbusters

newb
11-02-2007, 02:13 PM
Perhaps its a medical condiion.

Fear of nudity: An abnormal and persistent fear of nudity is called gymnophobia. Sufferers of this phobia experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. They may worry about seeing others naked or being seen naked, or both. Their fear may stem from anxiety about sexuality in general, from a fear that their bodies are physically inferior, or from a fear that their nakedness leaves their bodies--and their personalities--exposed and unprotected.

"Gymnophobia" is derived from the Greek "gymnos" (naked) and "phobos" (fear). The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek "gymnasion" (a place for athletic exercises) and the Greek "gymnasein" (to train naked).

personally...I think if nudity helps drive the story then I will watch.........who am I kidding.....i love boobies


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ferretchucker
11-02-2007, 02:22 PM
It's like Randy says, the ones who have sex get killed. How else will we know if they've had sex or not? How can e distinguish who will live and die?

Disease
11-02-2007, 03:32 PM
Perhaps its a medical condiion.

Fear of nudity: An abnormal and persistent fear of nudity is called gymnophobia. Sufferers of this phobia experience undue anxiety even though they realize their fear is irrational. They may worry about seeing others naked or being seen naked, or both. Their fear may stem from anxiety about sexuality in general, from a fear that their bodies are physically inferior, or from a fear that their nakedness leaves their bodies--and their personalities--exposed and unprotected.

"Gymnophobia" is derived from the Greek "gymnos" (naked) and "phobos" (fear). The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek "gymnasion" (a place for athletic exercises) and the Greek "gymnasein" (to train naked).

personally...I think if nudity helps drive the story then I will watch.........who am I kidding.....i love boobies


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paws the great
11-02-2007, 04:05 PM
Hell Night

Alien

Aliens

The Thing (1982)

Psycho (1963)

Witchfinder General

Pitch Black

House

fortunato
11-02-2007, 06:51 PM
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oh my, it's great to see an arrested development reference.

Disease
11-02-2007, 07:08 PM
hu ha, great show.... Unfortunatley only a short life span...

Z_Twiceborn
11-02-2007, 07:25 PM
You want a laughably bad one... Peter Jackson's "Brain Dead" made me laugh really really hard..

jaybomb
11-03-2007, 02:27 PM
how about the exorcist, i don't remember seeing any nudity in nightmare on elm street either, the shining

ABnormaL
11-03-2007, 03:04 PM
Lol at some of you guys. But seriously you don't HAVE to have nudity in a horror film to make it a good film and anyway admit it it's not nudity you want it's FEMALE NUDITY =P I can't dig too much of that, gets on my own tits lol.

And after saying all that I can't think of one horror film I own that doesn't contain nudity :eek: !!!! Part from a few mentioned...errr...The Omen?

Roderick Usher
11-03-2007, 03:31 PM
Nothing wrong with male nudity either...as a matter of fact I'd like to see a little more of it, make it less of a taboo.

ABnormaL
11-03-2007, 03:33 PM
Nothing wrong with male nudity either...as a matter of fact I'd like to see a little more of it, make it less of a taboo.

Ah, wouldn't we all! :D haha.

I don't mind nudity, but I do get annoyed when it's just female, I mean if it's a sex scene or something it gets annoying when the camera somehow misses the man everytime, not because I want to see or anything lol.

Zero
11-03-2007, 04:47 PM
Nothing wrong with male nudity either...as a matter of fact I'd like to see a little more of it, make it less of a taboo.



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massacre man
11-04-2007, 07:26 AM
What do you consider nude?

Shoulders too much? Boobs? Or are you just not comfortable with the parts you used to live in?

Yatsufusa
11-04-2007, 12:13 PM
I'm quite concerned about those who stifle their sexuality. Bad things tend to come from it. Just look at the history of Catholic priests.

His profile reads "I like gory movies & torture, but don't watch ones with nudity."

torture but not nudity.

WTF????

Debase someone as hard as low as you can, make them wish they were never born just keep their clothes on...please, I'm sensitive.

It's the second coming of Torquameda

Its not about stifling my sexuality or anyone elses. I'm married and a vow I made to my wife and myself is that I won't view naked images of other women. Thats all there is to it. Nothing else. Whatever floats your boat is your concern not mine.

Yatsufusa
11-04-2007, 12:17 PM
thanks 2 all who helped. I've got a good list now. And a little tidbit, at least 4 of the 8 Films to Die For this year don't contain nudity and I'll bet they're just as good as the ones that do. Most of the time the nudity in a movie is pointless. Examples: Punisher and 28 Weeks Later.

Psycom5k
11-06-2007, 11:24 AM
Nothing wrong with male nudity either...as a matter of fact I'd like to see a little more of it, make it less of a taboo.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeymoon.jpg

LMFAO. Zero, did I ever tell you that your my favorite person here? you always make me laugh.

Z_Twiceborn
11-10-2007, 01:07 PM
The Ring didn't have any nudity..

Vodstok
11-21-2007, 06:20 AM
thanks 2 all who helped. I've got a good list now. And a little tidbit, at least 4 of the 8 Films to Die For this year don't contain nudity and I'll bet they're just as good as the ones that do. Most of the time the nudity in a movie is pointless. Examples: Punisher and 28 Weeks Later.

28 weeks later had nudity? Did I miss that?


Personally, to me its a non issue. I used to hate it when I was a kid, because it got very uncomfortable watching a movie with my parents and then TADA! TITS!


But I got over that. My wife is pretty sensitive to it too.


I dont typically write things that would involve nudity (if turned into a movie), mostly because the stories I come up with dont really have a place for it, but that is a coincidence rather than by design.