HDC The Movie 6

[massacre man]

Alright, I'll begin soon, I just need some folks to volunteer as characters. Anyone?

[ferretchucker]

There has to be a ferretchucker charcter. Such has been the way since HDC III. Anyway, yeh, I'd love to be in it.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Feel free to make me a nutcase again. Or whatever necessary, but I prefer nutcase.

[Freak]

I'd love to be in it.Feel free to make me what ever you want.

[massacre man]

Alright, the 3 of you will be included. Any girls? Kind of important to my idea for a girl to be involved.

[jenna26]

Alright, the 3 of you will be included. Any girls? Kind of important to my idea for a girl to be involved.

Well, I died in the last one....but bring me back dammit....:D Just, if you do, could you please make me less of a bitch this time? I mean, really.....;)

[massacre man]

Well, I died in the last one....but bring me back dammit....:D Just, if you do, could you please make me less of a bitch this time? I mean, really.....;)

Alright, you're in.

[missmacabre]

(I'd like in if it's not too late)

[Zero]

talk to my agent.

[Despare]

Although reproducing my wit and charm would be too large a task for almost any writer... you're free to give it a shot.

[massacre man]

talk to my agent.

:eek: He's here.

[Thomasgeorge]

can I plz plz mm

[ferretchucker]

I wasn't here for the first movie, was shady side in that?

[massacre man]

I wasn't here for the first movie, was shady side in that?

No, Massacre Man and Roderick Usher were in the van at the very start of the first. I just named it after my town.

[Disease]

You already killed me, can I get the character I requested for part 4 this time?

[massacre man]

You already killed me, can I get the character I requested for part 4 this time?

Which was?

[Disease]

Casanova Zombie.....

[massacre man]

Casanova Zombie.....

Wasn't planning on having zombies in this one.

[Despare]

If all the characters aren't carying over I'd like to be something different. Kind of a character who pops up and sees things going on and then just sort of comments as he backs out of it not making ANY attempt to save the day. Not cowardly but just apathetic toward the situation and unwilling to risk his (my) skin.

[ferretchucker]

Next part MM!

[massacre man]

Hey, would anyone care to be a skinhead?

[Phalanx]

You mean like a nazi, or a bald guy?
No, not me...I like my hair.
I was just wondering.

[Sharkchild]

I know I would not meet main character status, but if you need a background character, or someone to create a little humor, use me.

[Dudeman]

Awsome, it takes place in Shitty Side. I look forward to reading this Massacre.

[massacre man]

You mean like a nazi, or a bald guy?
No, not me...I like my hair.
I was just wondering.

A nazi. *filler text*

[Angra]

Don't forget, I'm the hero. :cool:

[ferretchucker]

I'm really looking forward to the next part.

[bwind22]

I'm sure the HDC movie fan has noticed a distinct lack of bwind22 in HDC 1-5. I can be used in one of these movies sometime, but only if I can get a lead villain role. If you already got a lead villain for this one, then keep me out of it but in mind for the next one.

[ferretchucker]

Very suspenceful. Keeps us wondering. I wonder who's in the next room. NEXT PART! NEXT PART!

[ABnormaL]

Ohh I want in! Even though I died from a flesh eating disease thingy last time lol.

[novakru]

I want in, and I want BIG, HUGE......




















































































































































































































































































































































...Guns.

[_____V_____]

Nice premise.

Let's not crowd the guy, FC...I am sure he has his story and characterisation all laid out by now. It might spoil his ideas off...so let him continue at his own pace.

[ferretchucker]

Very good. I like the way this is dealing with a couple of consequences from the series.


Just two questions - How much time s meant to have passed since the first one?

- Is Dudeman a character from the first one?

[massacre man]

Very good. I like the way this is dealing with a couple of consequences from the series.


Just two questions - How much time s meant to have passed since the first one?

- Is Dudeman a character from the first one?

It's pretty much this.

HDC 1&2- First Day
HDC 4-Second Day
HDC 5-Not positive, that's up to __V__
HDC 6-The day after 5.

Dudeman was a character in the second, he died with Illdojo, but I've ran out of people, so the only people who are cemented in continuity are myself, Illdojo, Roderick Usher, __V__, and Zero, the rest are entirely different characters from their previous incarnations.

[ferretchucker]

Wow. I didn't realise it was all meant to be that close together. Cool. Just checking. I can't wait for the next piece.

[missmacabre]

Wow. I didn't realise it was all meant to be that close together. Cool. Just checking. I can't wait for the next piece.

Tales from the Crypt should have given it away

[ferretchucker]

Sorry, had some technical difficulties. Here's what I had posted.

Well, this seems as good a place as ever to post this - the promotional poster for my upcoming film.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/HDCthemovie-1.jpg

[_____V_____]

Hmm...sounds like a buildup to Dawn of the Dead with a sprinkle of Jacob's Ladder thrown in. I am very interested to see where this one is headed.

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, this is different to any of the rest. I can sense it leading up to something big and can almost taste a shock ending.

[ferretchucker]

I'm not sure if monkey man is in this one or not but I put him on anyway.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/hdcthemovie6.jpg

[massacre man]

What is that monkey from in your poster, Ferret?

[newb]

El trabajo muy bueno, hombre masacrado

[ferretchucker]

search devil monkey on google images and I think it's on page 2. Also, I'm pretty sure it has something to do with the band "Gorillaz".

[bwind22]

You saw that I'm available for a lead villain role in this or future HDC movies, right?

[ferretchucker]

Shit. You're gonna be a dad! Wow this is gettng good. I like the way you're develpoing the characters more in this one. I'm looking forward to when I appear.

[Freak]

This is getting pretty good man.Keep up the fantastic work.

[bwind22]

I can't help but feel ignored. Have I done something to upset you MM?

[massacre man]

I can't help but feel ignored. Have I done something to upset you MM?

I haven't even introduced a main villain yet, I'm not positive there is one.

[ferretchucker]

keep it up. I wanna find out what's happened to novarku, and what's the deal with __V__? This is getting good.

[Rayne]

URGH...I just ran out of time (which translates to: Baby woke up)

Reading this will be the first thing I do when I get back in :)

[ferretchucker]

Good to see you here again. That baby wants to drag you away from us! :(

P.S - this story is really good.

[ABnormaL]

Oh my god! I'm pregnant?! How could you dooo that to meeee?! Lol! :p This is really good Massacre Man! Lovin' it :D

[bwind22]

I haven't even introduced a main villain yet, I'm not positive there is one.

Maybe for future movies..

[massacre man]

Maybe for future movies..

Ferretchucker is doing the next one, so I reckon it's up to him.

[ferretchucker]

Yeh, I'll just ask some people if they wanna be in it and if you're not in it by this one, then you will for mine. Can't wait for the next part. Keep it going although...ah hell, you know what I'm gonna say.

[Disease]

Can I just ask, since Ferret always likes to advertise early, I am considering writing an eighth installment if the price is right!

But my trailer isn't ready yet, so can anyone who may be considering jumping that far ahead, just not and leave that one to me...

Besides, I don't want to advertise till 7ero is well under way.

[ferretchucker]

Good idea disease, I did mine early incase anyone stepped in. Looking forward to the next part.

[Zero]

when does my check arrive?

[ABnormaL]

Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! :D

[ferretchucker]

I must know! NEXT PART NOW! NOW!!!!

And when of when will ferretchucker appear?

[Freak]

That was random but sweet.I'm liking this.

[ferretchucker]

really random but good. What the fuck is the creature?!

The thing I like about this one is it's nothing like anything I've ever seen before. OH! WAIT! What's that in the distance walking towards the bar? Is it a Ferretchucker?

[ABnormaL]

I got raped by some monster thing?! Aw...damn :(

[massacre man]

I still need someone who wants to be a skinhead...

[ferretchucker]

I don't mind.

[massacre man]

I don't mind.

I already know your part, though. I need someone else.

[ferretchucker]

Fair enough. Erm. Just pick someone who isn't on that much. Like Tic

[novakru]

What the hell happened to me?
Did I just disappear ?
Did I miss something?
And most importantly...
When is my sex scene with Rod???

[massacre man]

What the hell happened to me?
Did I just disappear ?
Did I miss something?
And most importantly...
When is my sex scene with Rod???

Undetermined...
Probably not...
And most importantly.
You only want him because he's in the movie business... gold digger.

[massacre man]

Fair enough. Erm. Just pick someone who isn't on that much. Like Tic

I don't want anyone to log on, read it and say "Why the fuck did you make me a skinhead?"

[novakru]

You only want him because he's in the movie business... gold digger.


Pul-leeze!
Everyone knows he has no money, he's a WRITER.
I was simply thinking about tawdry, illicit, immoral sex.

[crabapple]

Gasp! You're a dirty birdie! Painted woman!

:eek:

:cool:

:D

[ferretchucker]

Do you definetely need a skinhead character??



P.S - That disease character is exactly right.

[massacre man]

Do you definetely need a skinhead character??

Yes I do, sir.

[jenna26]

Pul-leeze!
Everyone knows he has no money, he's a WRITER.
I was simply thinking about tawdry, illicit, immoral sex.

LOL....:p Naughty, naughty. :D

[Freak]

If you want you can make me the skinhead.But I want everyone to keep in mind that I am in no way racsist.

[massacre man]

If you want you can make me the skinhead.But I want everyone to keep in mind that I am in no way racsist.

You're already somebody though.

Gorephobia hasn't had any parts that weren't super small, so if you read this Gore tell me if it's cool or not.

[GorePhobia]

Sure thing sure I do not mind.

[ferretchucker]

really good. I like the way this one is developing.

[ferretchucker]

That is soooooo true.





All my friends did cancel! :D

[Freak]

Great job so far mass.And the funny thing is I actually work at K-Mart.

[ferretchucker]

No...fudgeing...way.

[massacre man]

Dudeman likes to drink a lot too, and I say "fuck" a lot so it's like crazy.

[ferretchucker]

And get this. I love ferrets!




NEXT PART!!!

[ferretchucker]

Murderer!!!!

[Freak]

Ha Ha ferret's dead.Just kidding.But this is going great man.Can't wait to see what happens next.

[ferretchucker]

you deserve to be arrested!

[ferretchucker]

those poor poor souls.


Especially mine.

[ferretchucker]

I actually laughed out loud on that last moment. I can picture it all right now even down to the elevator music. Keep it up I'm really enjoying this.

[massacre man]

Wow, this has been going on for nearly a month and there's about 3 or 4 more additions I can think of unless I figure out something else cool between now and then. I wonder how long this would be if it were an actual movie.

[ferretchucker]

Wow. I think I'll wait until around a week after this has finished to write mine.

[massacre man]

Wow. I think I'll wait until around a week after this has finished to write mine.

And then I'll start beginning plans for part 9.

Not really, after this I'm fucking done.

[ferretchucker]

Good storyline, but you have to give the little buggers a nickname!

[ferretchucker]

This is great. I can really understand Your character- just wanting to live his life with nothing wrong, forced into being the hero all the time etc.

[massacre man]

Replies from more people than just Ferretchucker would be nice too. :)

[Disease]

Soory man, I haven't finished reading it yet.. I like to read a big chunk at a time, so I generally hold off and read the movies in 2 or 3 sittings.

[ferretchucker]

At least you know I still love you! :D

I like where this is going, although a re-animated Ferret would be nice

[ABnormaL]

You killed me off?! Again?! *weeps* lol.

I'm the same as Disease, I've been waiting to read it in big chunks recently. I've enjoyed it though, loads of fun =D

[massacre man]

You killed me off?! Again?! *weeps* lol.

And you were giving birth a good 75% of the time.

I'll do the next part after I watch The Simpsons and King of the Hill, but for now, The Simpsons and King of the Hill.

[ferretchucker]

Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!

This is a really good story and I like the sum up of it all. I can't wait for the next part.

[ferretchucker]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/ReturntoShadySide.jpg

[ferretchucker]

was that the end? Can I start on my one now? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?

[massacre man]

was that the end? Can I start on my one now? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Does it say "The End" on it?

[ferretchucker]

That poster's actually kinda nice. I'd like to see Despare do another one.

The creature moves it's tail forward, the two jump back, Disease quickly leaps forward and sticks the machete into the creature's stomach. The creature then looks at the wound and the machete sticking out of it. The creature roars and swings it tail toward Disease, Massacre Man takes the axe to it, the axe doesn't go through all the way and is lodged into it's tail, Massacre Man keeps a grip on it until the creature swings it's tail about and throws Massacre Man up through the hole in the ceiling, he doesn't come back down. Disease turns and starts running, the creature follows, it doesn't have a problem keeping up, Disease opens a door into a winding stairwell. He gets midway up the stairs when the beast grabs his leg, Disease flips over the side of the steps and hits the ground arm-first with a crack, he starts running back the way he came, his arm looks broken, he hides in one of the rooms, leaving the door open, he hides in front of the door, after a few moments the beast burst through the wall on the other side of the room, as soon as it does Disease makes his way out and back up the stairs without being noticed, while on the second floor he makes his way past the infected trying to hold him down, he gets to the area the creature fell through, several bodies are laying about with their heads splattered on the floor or their chests and stomachs torn open, one of the cabinets starts to move, Neverending bursts out and grabs Disease by his shoulders

Neverending[/B}: Please! Please! You have to get me out of here.

[B]Disease[/B}: Be quiet.

[B]Neverending: It killed them!

Disease: Shut up.

Neverending: They're all helping him, why are they helping him!?

Disease puts his hand over Neverending's mouth to quiet him but it's too late, the beast storms back up the stairs and into the room it's tail swings and throws Disease across the room, he lands next to Massacre Man's weapon belt, all of the knives are missing. The beast holds Neverending to the floor and steadies it's tail over Neverending's head, Neverending tries pushing the machete into the beast further but it does nothing, the very tip of the machete is now poking through the beast's skin a small bit but it isn't phased. The axe is still jammed inside of it's tail, Disease debates with himself whether he should try getting hold of the axe or not when his thoughts are interrupted at the sound of The Beast's tail entering Neverending's head, it pumps the same thing it pumped into ABnormal into Neverending, it all goes directly to his brain, killing Neverending almost instantly. Disease stands up and starts to run back down the hall, the monster pulls it's tail out of Neverending and starts to chase after Disease, he passes Massacre Man who is standing calm and collected in the middle of the hallway despite the blood coming from his head, he has one hand behind his back.

Disease: Run!

Massacre Man: Wait a fucking minute.

Massacre Man pulls his hand out from behind his back, he is holding all of the remaining baby creatures by their tails, they've all been skinned and gutted, the beast stops running and stares at Massacre Man, he then chucks them across the room. The Beast turns around and runs over to the bodies of his children who have just splattered against the window. Red and Blue lights can be seen flashing from far off in the window.

Massacre Man: Thank God that worked...

Massacre Man swings the rifle around and aims it at The Beast.

Disease: Wait, you can't shoot a gun in a hospital.

Massacre Man looks back at Disease and grins. Cut to Freak sitting outside in Dudeman's car listening to the radio, the rest of the alley can be seen behind him, including the police cars far off in the back, Freak leans over to look and see what is in Massacre Man's bag, glass can be heard breaking, The Beast falls from the window with Massacre Man holding securely onto it's back. Massacre Man tackled it out of the window. The Beast hits the ground face-first. Massacre Man stands up and shoots it in the back of the head a few times. He kicks it to make sure it's dead, it isn't moving. Freak gets out and runs over.

Freak: What is that?

Massacre Man: I think it's their dad.

Freak: Is it dead?

Massacre Man (Relieved): Yeah.

The infected start pouring out into the alley, Massacre Man looks in shock.

Masacre Man: Shit, I forgot about them.

The police start to open fire at the infected.

Massacre Man: If they see us they're probably gonna lock me up again, let's get the fuck out of here.

Freak: Alright.

Freak gets back in the driver's seat, Massacre Man picks his bag up and sits down, Freak and Massacre Man drive away from the hospital safely.

The End




Why yes. Yes it does.

[massacre man]

Why yes. Yes it does.

Stop tampering my shit, nazi. You're waiting a week anyway, why do you care if there's one more part or not?

[ferretchucker]

I changed my mind. I wait not 7 days, but 7 minutes after I've read the final part.

[ferretchucker]

What do you think?

Poster 1
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/HDCthemovie-1.jpg

Poster 2
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/HDCpart7ero.jpg


Which is better?

[ferretchucker]

nice ending. Very conclusize. Too bad it's not over yet!

[massacre man]

1 reply. :(

[missmacabre]

I liked it :D

Especially how you got to finally watch Tales from the Crypt.

[ferretchucker]

Hey, just to let you know, part 7ero is up and running, so some replies to that would be nice as well

[massacre man]

Especially how you got to finally watch Tales from the Crypt.

Whole reason I wanted to do this one. :D

[novakru]

I LOVED IT MM!
Applause, applause, applause!

woo-woo!
Encore:cool:

We will all be saying we knew you back in the day while you were young and wierd when you're a big shit writer:)

[massacre man]

I LOVED IT MM!
Applause, applause, applause!

woo-woo!
Encore:cool:

We will all be saying we knew you back in the day while you were young and wierd when you're a big shit writer:)

Sorry you didn't have any lines, I had an idea for a flashback of you getting killed, but i thought it was stupid, so I left it out.

[novakru]

Sorry you didn't have any lines, I had an idea for a flashback of you getting killed, but i thought it was stupid, so I left it out.

No lines, no problem:cool:
I really dig your work man:)

[massacre man]

No lines, no problem:cool:
I really dig your work man:)

Thank you very much, but still sorry I just made you a corpse. There were a few different small parts I left out, namely Rod killing you and some really (purposely) cheesy and retarded Animal House-style end montage that I joked about one night when I was hanging out with Dudeman.

[Freak]

Great job mass.Loved the ending and every part in between.The best was that I didn't die either.Can't wait for you to do another one.