HDC The Movie Part 7ero

[ferretchucker]

Okay, this isn't gonna start until Massacre has done part 6, but this is just getting ready - also, I'll do some previews on here.

[ferretchucker]

Let the games begin...

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[crabapple]

Part 7ero...Monkey Madness!

[ferretchucker]

HDC The Movie - Part 7ero

The camera is hovering over a large jungle. It's night time and raining. The camera zooms in to show a large ape running with a smaller ape clinging onto the large ones back. The large ape climbs up a tree and hugs the small one tightly to it. Silence, then suddenly a loud gunshot is heard. The camera zooms into the large apes eyes. They're wide and filled with terror.

Voice: Bwind! I got her! Hurry up!

The large ape falls from the tree along with the smaller one. A man runs over to it.

Man: Bwind! Quick!

Bwind walks up beside the other man.

Bwind: You are really something Pr3ssur3.

Pr3ssur3: Thanks.

Bwind: I have never found anybody as stupid as you! She's dying! Now wha-...

Pr3ssur3: She was meant to die wasn't she?

Bwind: Shut up! What's that in her arm?

He reaches down and moves her arm. The small ape tries to move but Bwind grabs his legs.

Bwind: Pass me your knife.

Pr3ssur3 gives him a knife from his pocket. Bwind smiles to himself and leans over the nearly dead body of the large ape. He digs the knife into the middle of her chest. She squirms but is too weak to do anything. The small ape is squealing. Bwind shoves his hand into the cut and pulls something out.

Bwind: I never liked liver. Maybe he will.

Pr3ssur3: What the hell? Oh my fucking- You're a maniac!!!

Bwind: Hold his nose. NOW!!!

Pr3ssur3 does as he's told. Bwind wait a moment, then when the apes mouth opens, he forces the liver in. Af first, the small ape fights it, then he begins eating.

Bwind: Good boy...Let him go.

Pr3ssur3: Are you a fucking maniac?! He'll run!

Bwind: Trust me.

pr3ssur3 lets the ape go. He crawls along to the body of his mother, then stops and goes to run. Bwind is fast however, and grabs his tail. The ape turns to bite him but Bwind slaps the apes face. He then puts one hand over the back of it's head and forces it into the now large hole. The ape continues squirming. Bwind begins laughing manically. He pulls the monkeys head out and puts it in a small cage.

Bwind: Cut the mother up. She can be his food. When we arrive at that little tribe, hire a "guide". He can be food as well.

Pr3ssur3: This was never the plan! The museum only wanted 3 dead apes. Specimen one, two and three! Not some weirdo man eat-

Bwind: I have other employers than that pathetic museum who pay us less than their entry fee. No. This is a clasified project.

Bwind holds the knife to pr3ssur3's neck.

Bwind: I can trust you can't I?

Pr3ssur3: Yes! But what should we call this one. It needs identification! It can't be one two or three. What about four?

Bwind: No recognisable number. This is classified remember. It needs to be overlooked, almost like a mistake. Zero.

[hammerfan]

Very good! Gross, but very good!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. You wait. Bwind is gonna be a bad mamma jamma!

[hammerfan]

Cool - looking forward to the next installment!

[ferretchucker]

The next installment should be tommorow. Possible later tonight.

[crabapple]

vioilence against apes! this is worse than watching greystoke!

[GorePhobia]

I hope to maybe get a cameo in this one as well. :)

[ferretchucker]

That's another point. This will need quite a few other characters.

So far I know that these people will be in it.

Zero
Bwind
PR3ssur3
__V__
Massacreman
Gorephobia
Neverending
Ferretchucker

Any more wanna be in it? I won't need that many more.

[hammerfan]

Can I come back from the dead? Can I, huh, can I??

[ferretchucker]

I think I can make that happen. Or did you die?

[hammerfan]

I guess if you want to be technical, I'm not sure if I did or not. The last thing I read was I was put in the back of a van. BUT, I was missing most of my skull. I would say that qualifies to be dead, don't you?! :D

[ferretchucker]

read on. There's a bit where you...change.

[ferretchucker]

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[hammerfan]

read on. There's a bit where you...change.


Hmm, how did I miss that?

[ferretchucker]

read it yet?

[hammerfan]

read it yet?


Still trying to find it!

[GorePhobia]

Can't wait to read more.

[ferretchucker]

I don't have time today but as soon as I get back from school tommorow (Roughly 3:30pm GMT) i'll write the next part.

[ferretchucker]

Time to wrap this little puppy up in a bow and send on it's way to Kuwait in case I'm not here tomorrow.

Massacre Man turns and starts to walk away, a car arrives, Disease puts Hammerfan in the back and gets in, the car drives off, a shot from the dashboard, the man driving is focused on the road, Disease has his head back on the seat sleeping, Hammerfan is transforming into a wolf herself.

there ya go!

[GorePhobia]

That's fine. Take your time buddy.

[hammerfan]

there ya go!

Thanks, FC!! I have no internet at home right now so I couldn't do anymore searching. Hopefully we'll have it today.

[ferretchucker]

Rain is pouring down through the jungle. It's still night time and there's the occasional flash of lightning. Bwind and Pr3ssur3 are both running through the trees. They come to a large circle filled with huts. There is a figure walking around. The figure spots them and runs over shouting. Bwind holds up his hand and starts talking in a strange accent.

Bwind: (In Subtitles) Greetings. We need to hire a guide. I have gold to pay. We need to find a way to the big bridge.

Man: (In ST) I am Kemal. I will take you to the bridge for 10 gold pieces.

Bwind: (In ST) Deal.

Bwind hands Kemal the coins and they set off.

Pr3ssur3: Wont they notice he's gone when we...you know.

Bwind: They'll notice all right. But don't worry, I've already paid the chief. He will explain to the villagers how Kemal saw a leapord and went to get it then never returned.

Pr3ssur3: I don't want to be a part of this. This is just plain sick!

Bwind: You know, I have muscles. I could drag a sack filled with three corpses if I wanted to.

Pr3ssur3: How much will I get paid for this?

Bwind: You'll have to speak to Gore. He's incharge of this project. He'll be in the plane.

Kemal holds his hand up to signal them to stop.

Kemal: (In ST) We are at the bridge. I leave you now.

Kemal goes to walk away. Bwind's arm moves swiftly past kemals neck. Imediately blood starts pouring everywhere and Bwind wipes his knife.

Bwind: Put him in the bag. But cut off his arm. I think our monkey needs a...treat.

The camera stays on pr3ssur3's face as the noisesof him cutting off the arm and putting the body in the bag are heard. He looks as though he's about to be sick. Eventually, he passes the arm to Bwind. Bwind picks up Zero's cage.

Bwind: Eat.

He pushes the hand into the cage. Zero doesn't respond. Bwind starts pushing the arm back and forth, causing it to repeatedly hit Zero in the face. He then pushes it slowly up to zero's mouth. Zero starts chewing.

Bwind: The plane is here. Come on.

The pair begin crossing the bridge. The camera slowly zooms out until it is high above the jungle, but the sounds of Zero chomping can still be heard.

[hammerfan]

Wow, awesome, FC!

[ferretchucker]

thanks. I was originally gonna have it so the knife flashed then kemal started running but then this head fell off. But it seemed to unrealistic.

[hammerfan]

thanks. I was originally gonna have it so the knife flashed then kemal started running but then this head fell off. But it seemed to unrealistic.


It's a horror movie - you can do whatever you want, right?! :D

[missmacabre]

great work so far, FC!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. Next part up tonight!

[ferretchucker]

It's daytime now and the sun is shining. A caption at the bottom of the screen reads "ScissorCorp Africa Base." A large fenced up area is shown with a plane landing in it. There are several small buildings. Cut to the side of the plane. Bwind, Pr3ssur3 and another man in a suit get out. They walk into one of the buildings.

Inside, it's very sterile with lab tops everywhere. Several people in white coats are walking around. Bwind lays the cage with Zero in on the table. Bwind is smoking.

Bwind: Here he is. I did what you asked, now give me the rest of the money Gore.

Gore: Wait. You'll recieve your money when you've presented him to me. Why you refused to speak on the pla-

Bwind: I didn't want to have to repeat myself! I shot his mother
-

Pr3ssur3: Excuse me?

Bwind gives him a glare.

Gore: What has he eaten?

Bwind: His mothers liver and possibly more of her organs as well as a mans arm.

Gore looks at Bwind.

Gore: You're one sick bastard, you know that?

Bwind: Your opinion doesn't mean anything to me, your money does.

Gore: It's been put into your account. You may leave now.

Pr3ssur3: Wait a minute. What about my reward? I've seen and done things I wish I never did. I deserve something.

Bwind: You're right. You have seen too much. Lock him up. You can use him as a blood supply. He's O+, I asked.

Pr3ssur3: What the hell?!

Two large men in black coats grab pr3ssur3 from behind as a man in a white coat injects him with something. He struggles then falls limp. The two men drag him away.

Gore: How to you know he'll respond to the food. How do you know he won't die from the drugs?!

Bwind: If I knew that, then I haven't fucked my wifes sister.

Gore: The plane's waiting for you.

Bwind: Let me just say goodbye to Zero.

Gore: Who?

Bwind: The monkey. He's specimen Zero.

Bwind takes the ciggarette out of his mouth and while Zero is looking away from him, he puts it out on the monkey's tail. Zero shrieks in pain and starts shouting at Bwind.

Bwind: Goodbye. Don't forget me.

He smiles maliciously then walks out of the room.

[fortunato]

(if you need any more characters, i'd like to be involved)

[ferretchucker]

sounds faireth. I'll pencil you in.

:D

[bwind22]

Ahahahahaha! Why didn't I sign up for one of these sooner?

Great work FC. Well written and very creative.

[GorePhobia]

I enjoyed it very much, sir. Good work.

[hammerfan]

I'm still enjoying it, FC! Good work!

[crabapple]

Ferretchucker, who is that in your avatar?

It looks a lot like.....Mike Jittlov!

[Yellow Jacket]

If you need anymore characters, I'd gladly be one. Good work so far, by the way.

[ferretchucker]

Thanks for all your support. BTW, it's a picture I found of the hobgoblin in spiderman. It's just a painting though. It's by julie something.

The screen is black. The caption "Three years later" appears on the screen. Fade to the lab. A man in a suit is walking around. He has a small syringe. He walks up to a metal door and puts a code in. The door slides open. Pr3ssur3 is inside, chained to a wall. He looks messy and scrawny. There are scars and bruises all over him and he's crown a beard and long hair.. He looks up at the guy in the suit.

Pr3ssur3: You're an idiot! I was there when he was caught! You can't control nature. He must be some kind of monster by now!

Fortunato: Don't worry. All I need is 200millilitres.

pr3ssur3: You really are stupid aren't you! Let me go. You're not safe! You weren't here when I got betrayed! Make one wrong move and they'll lock you up too!

Fortunato slaps Pr3ssur3.

Fortunato: Well I won't make a wrong move then!

Fortunato puts the syringe in Pr3ssur3's arm and draws out blood. He walks to the door then stops.

Fortunato: For your little comments. I don't think you need any dinner tonight. You look down right full up. And there I was, going to let you watch that Die Hard film you love so much. Night Night.

Fortunato closes the door, leaving pr3ssur3 in darkness. The camera goes back outside and follows Fortunato. He walks up to a large plastic sheet showing a room. The room has goats legs and other body parts everywhere and is full of trees and hay. There is nothing living in there. Fortunato looks at it for a moment, confused.

Fortunato: Were the hell are yo-

The plastic shakes madly and the face of a red, hairy monkey can be seen. He's grown bigger and has muscles now. He starts shouting and shrieking violently.

Fortunato: Good boy. Love to hate me. Love to hate me.

Zero dissapears again. Fortunato presses a few buttons and a small dish slides out of a piece of metal underneath the glass sheet. Fortunato releases the blood into the dish. Somebody walks into the room and Fortunato turns around. They smile at him and he smiles back. The camera shows his fingers partway in the little draw with the dish in it. The other guy leaves the room and Fortunato turns around. He slips on a piece of bloods on the floor and in doing so, presses the close button.

Fortunato: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Zero reappears and in the gap in the draw, manages to reach in from his side and start pulling fortunato's arm in. The gets to the elbow and starts pulling his coat. He pulls it through until he reaches the front pocket and pulls a key card out.

Fortunato: NOOOO!!!!

Zero smiles and tears a finger off. He runs over to another, much bigger draw which is sealed at the top marked "Live Food". He swipes the keycard along the lid and it swings open. He climbs in and closes it. Somebody else walks in. They see Fortunato and run up to him. Fortunato starts pointing to the place where the live animal draw is. The other scientist looks around, not sure what to do. He presses some buttons and the draw slides open.

Fortunato: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!

The camera goes into the dark room that Pr3ssur3 is in. His face can be seen from some light coming through a crack in the bottom of the draw. Screams can be heard.

Pr3ssur3: Dammit.

The door swings open and another scientist runs in.

Scientist: He's loose. HE'S LOOSE!

Pr3ssur3: Keep your voice down. Let me free and I'll help you. Don't let me free and I'll shout out. I'm beyond valuing life. Are you?

The scientist hesitates then runs over to the chains. When he's undone them all, Pr3ssur3 punches him rond the face then kicks him a few times.

Pr3ssur3: I had my fingers crossed.

Everything outside the room goes quiet. Footsteps can be heard coming towards the room. Pr3ssur3 gets a syringe from the scientists pocket and runs to the corner next to the door. It swings open. Zero walks in.

PR3ssur3: Yippee kai yai mother fucker!

He stabs the syringe into Zero's neck and runs, closing the door behind him. Pr3ssur3 runs up to roof, loud shrieks can be heard behind him. He runs up to a helicopter just as another man in a black suit is. As the guy jumps in the front, Pr3ssur3 runs to the back door and hides in the back. The helicopter starts flying and the camera pans out. Zero is hanging on the the bottom of it.








Sorry this one was long but I had a lot to put in.

[hammerfan]

Awesome! I can't wait to see what happens next!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. I'm hoping that this one will get to about 4 pages long. And don't worry, you will make an appearance hammer. You will!

[hammerfan]

*claps hands like a little kid* Yay!!! :D

[ferretchucker]

Hehehe. Thanks for the support. I have a lot of maths homework to get through but if I finish it with some time left, I'll write another (Short) part.

[hammerfan]

Yes, please, make sure you finish your homework! God, now you have me sounding like a Mom again!

[ferretchucker]

better get used to it!

[ferretchucker]

You might want to read this before you read this part. Scroll down to post 106

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30740&page=3

The helicopter is shown on the ground, both doors open. There is blood everywhere. The camera pans out to show it to be in some woods. Suddenly, Zero emerges from the helicopter. He sniffs the air and looks around for a moment, then runs off. Fade to a small hut in the woods. Bwind is sitting in it, smoking whilstwatching television. There are some squirrels running around the floor and walls. One of themruns onto Bwinds leg.

Bwind: Big mistake.

In a flash, he moves forward, grabs it and breaks it's neck. He throws it to his side where a pile of dead squirrels can be seen. A loud bang can be heard and he looks out his window. A van can seen driving by. Cut to the van. Rod and Massacre Man are inside it.

Massacre Man: Alright, now will you tell me where the fuck we're going and why the fuck I'm driving there.

Cut back to the inside of the hut. Bwind takes the ciggarette out of his mouth and throws it to the floor.

Bwind: Get out of my fucking woods.

He stands up, picks up a dead squirrel and puts it in his pocket. He then gets a rifle off the wall and walks outside. He sees a girl, Kasey, walk through the woods. He hides behind a tree.

Bwind: Women are only good for makin' babies, and I don't feel like having a crying crap factory to look after for the next few years.

Bwind aims his gun at her. The sound of the hut door closing can be heard. He turns around and starts running.

Bwind: What the fuck is this? Target central? I'm gonna pump some lead today!

He gets to the cabin and opens the door quickly, holding his gun ready to shoot. Nobody is in there. He takes a few steps forward and the camera pans around to see zero holding onto the roof. The monkey lets out a shriek and drops down. He grabs onto Bwind's shoulders and tries biting his neck. Bwind punches the monkey.

Bwind: Looks like all that blood has given you a nice red colour. Too bad nobody else will get to see it.

He holds his rifle out so it's touching Zero's neck. Zero spits in Bwind's face. Bwind closes his eyes for a second and fires the gun. After wiping away the spit, he opens his eyes. There is a huge hole in his door and nobody is there. He looks around the cabin, then runs back outside. He spots some red out of the corner of his eye. He spins round and pulls the trigger. Nothing fires. He looks down at his gun, but by then Zero has jumped at him. There is a large fistfight with kicking, screaming and blood. Eventually, zero falls to the ground.

Bwind: You're out of your league Zero. I thought I taught you before. I'm better. Without me, you wouldn't be where you are today. I created you.
That's why I don't want to kill you. But who cares?

Zero stands up. Bwind puns towards him, fist raised. Zero jumps out of the way just as Bwind swings. Zero then pushes Bwind forward, onto the large spiked branch that Zero was standing in front of. Bwind looks down.

Bwind: Your mum.

Zero grabs onto Bwind's neck and twists, then carries on twisting until it's done a full circle. Suddenly, Rod and Massacre Man are visible, running through the woods. Zero jumps up into the trees and begin following them.

[hammerfan]

I gotta hand it to you, FC, this is really good!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. My other film in this branch wasn't too good.


Take a look if you want.

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30968

[ferretchucker]

Let's start bringing back our favourite characters!

Massacre Man is sitting in his house. The sound of Barney singing can be heard on the television. It's daytime and he hears some loud laughing out in the street and a bottle smashing. He looks out the window.

Massacre Man: Fucking new neighbors! Jenna only died two days ago and now they're already in!

A woman is just going into the door before Massacre Man can get a good look at her and she's followed in by the new neighbor, Crabapple. They're both clearly drunk.

Massacre Man: I'm fucking shattered.

He lays down on his sofa and goes to sleep. He's in a cave. The sound of screaming can be heard. He looks down and there is blood leaking from his chest. He's looks up and sees a strange man with a gun. Suddenly, he's back in the room. Rod and Illdojo are standing on the other side of the room, looking out the window. It's night.

Rod: Wow. Is that three hours they've been at it?

Illdojo: Three and a half. Give them they're props.

Rod: Props? Why do they need props? Are they making a movie?

Illdojo: Shut the fuck up.

Illdojo turns around and sees Massacre Man staring at him.

Illdojo: Good! You're awake! Your neighbors are fucking love machines. HE must be doing something hard coz she's screaming pretty loud.

Massacre Man: That's fucking it! I've had enough of this shit. Yesterday I found a thong and about thirty broken bottles in my yard. They're fucking dead.

He picks up his coat and goes over to their house. He knocks on the door. Crab answers it. The groans of a woman can be heard upstairs.

Crab: Hey man! That girl is doing some weird poo nuts! She's shitting out of the wrong hole and it looks like a baby!

Massacre Man: Not this shit again! One thing. It doesn't look like an egg does it?

Crab: Ew. You're random.

Massacre Man runs up the stairs of the house. He goes into a room and sees a woman on the floor screaming.

Massacre Man: What the hell? I remember you! You're the girl!

Hammerfan: Help me!

Crab: Random guy, this is Hammerfan. She's got a funny way of pooping!

Massacre Man: Call a fucking ambulance!

Crab: The stupid cars with backwards letters! Why?

Massacre Man: Just do it!

Hammerfan screams out.

Massacre Man: I didn't know you were pregnant!

Hammerfan: I wasn't! It just happened a minute ago! What's happening to me?

Massacre Man: I don't know...I thought you were dead! Disease took your body away...

At the name Disease, Hammerfan winces.

Massacre Man: Where is Disease? He might know what's happening.

HammerFan lets out a huge shriek and suddenly the top of a babie's head is visible. It's really hairy. She screams again and the rest of it's body comes out.

Massacre Man: Oh shit...

The baby on the floor is covered in fur. It has yellow eyes and large sharp teeth. It's feet are mishapen and one of it's front hand's appears to be a paw. It has a half formed tail and pointy ears.

Massacre Man: You might not want to loo-

He looks at Hammerfan. She's got yellow eyes now and sharp teeth. She growls.

Massacre Man: Oh fuck...

[ferretchucker]

Some comments would be nice.

:)

[hammerfan]

Sorry, FC, I was gone all weekend. I'm on Mission Impossible to find a Wii.

That was awesome! Love it! Grrrr!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks.

On the stage of a small hall, Yellow Jacket is sitting in a chair, with a small puppet on his lap. Everybody's laughing. Ferretchucker is back stage with Missmacabre.

Ferretchucker: I still think my 5 minute cross breeding session should have got into the show.

Missmacabre: Face it! Stapling animals together is wrong!!!

Ferretchucker: But...

Missmacabre: No! Your ferret/ pig didn't like it!

Ferretchucker: But it was laughing.

Missmacabre: As it threw itself off your house!

There's a loud applause.

Missmacabre: That's your queue!

Ferret pulls a large rope and the curtains close. He and Missamacbre are side on to the stage. Whilst they're talking, something red drops down onto the stage. It can be seen battling with Yellow Jacket. Ferret hears something and turns around just as Zero jumps back up to the ceiling.

Yellow Jacket: HELP ME!!!

Ferret looks at the helpless Yellow Jacket, crawling along the floor with blood dripping from everywhere. The puppets's arm is up his rear end.

Ferretchucker: Oh my god...

Missmacabre: Call an ambulance!

Yellow jacket grabs Missmacabre's leg. She screams and faints. HE turns to Ferret.

Yellow Jacket: Call somebody!

Ferretchucker: Er...oh my god...what...

He battles with himself then picks up Yellow Jacket and runs. Cut to Ferret's house. Ferret runs in, then up into his room. He closes the door and puts Yellow Jacket on the floor.

Yellow Jacket: CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Ferretchucker: I can't! This is the perfect oppurtunity to show how my cross breeds can help! I just need some equipmet!

He runs out of the room. After he does, Yellow Jacket crawls over to a bookcase. He draws a book marked "The Equitical" and opens it up. Blood drips everywhere. It's a really old book and most pages are torn. He gets to a page marked "Life".

Yellow Jacket: Yes...

He slumps down, dead. Ferret walks back in the room.

Ferretchucker: Wake up. I found the stapler. Oooh. You found some reading. Oh...it's that book Uncle Geddy left me.

He starts reading from the page. It's some strange language. His back is to Yellow Jacket, and as Ferretchucker reads more, Yellow Jacket begins to get up. Ferret finishes it.

Ferretchucker: Crazy Uncle Geddy.

Behind him, Yellow Jacket smiles, picks up a paper weight and hits ferretchucker over the head with it, knocking him unconcious.

Yellow Jacket: You're right. Who needs a hospital...

[hammerfan]

"Uncle Geddy" :D

Very good, FC. Can't wait for the next installment!

[ferretchucker]

thanks. Werewolf lady. Any other people keeping up with this, can you also leave comments?

[hammerfan]

When's the next installment?

[ferretchucker]

now!

A howl is heard coming from Crab's house. Massacre Man runs out the front door, closing it behind him. Crab's voice can be heard.

Crabapple: Oh my Poonuts!

The sounds of screams, tearing and barking can all be heard by Massacre Man, who is out in the street. Rod and dojo appear next to him.

Massacre Man: How the hell did she have a baby?! A couple of days ago she was fine!

Rod: Don't you know anything?!

Illdojo: Here we go...

Rod: She's obviously a Were wolf. In a horror film I once saw. I think it was called the pregnant werewolf, the cross of DNA sent the body mad. Babies can be born within even hours of being conceived.

Massacre Man: Dammit! Why can't anything in my life be fucking normal?!

Illdojo: Duh. The prophecy!

Massacre Man: What prophecy?

Illdojo: I'm just screwin with ya, there's no prophecy. Now let's go before Snoopy bites off our dicks.

Massacre Man: At least I know there are dicks in the afterlife...NOW LET'S GO!!!

Massacre Man runs over to his garage. He opens the door, runs in for a minute, then a De Lorean identical to the one in back to the future pulls out. MAssacre Man drives away. Rod and Dojo are squeezed in.

Rod: So Marty, where're we going?

Massacre Man: Listen, it was cheap on eBay. I needed a car. Anyway! Why the hell did you kill your fiancé?

Rod: Fiancé? Who the hell are you on about.

Illdojo: Novarku...

Rod: Oh...I'm not sure...

The car comes to a stop infront of K-Mart. Massacre Man runs in. He goes over to an aisle and looks around.

Massacre Man: Perfect...

He takes a large crow bar, then goes to another aisle and gets a huge knife. He goes into another aisle, pick up a box of elastic bands and walk out. Somebody steps in front of him.

Massacre Man: Oh great...

Newb: You're fired. Maybe you should actually bother coming to work. Now that's two people I have to hire. One for you and one for that guy who died here... And are you going to pay for those?

Massacre Man: Listen, I haven't got any cash but I really need to-

Newb: No cash, no keep. They're the rules Massacre Woman.

Newb smiles to himself. Massacre Man clutches the knife.

Massacre Man: I'm so sorry.

A roar, a flash and suddenly, Hammerfan has dived into the shop, straight onto newb. Teeth flash and the beast roars. As Hammerfan lifts her head to make her final bite, She stops.

Massacre Man: I hate doing this.

He pulls his make shift weapon out of her. It's the knife attatched to one end of the crow bar by loads of elastic bands. The were wolf turns to him, it's eyes full of sadness. She slumps to the floor, and slowly, her body shrinks, her extra hair falls out and on the floor, only the naked body of Hammerfan, with blood on it's back remains.

Massacre Man: Get me a towelle. NOW!!!

Somebody passes him a towelle. He puts it over her body, picks her up and carries her outside to the De Lororean. He sits in the car for a moment, his head on the steering wheel. He starts driving away. From a bush a few yards from the car, two huge eyes can be seen.

[hammerfan]

Well, damn, I'm dead already?!

Still lovin' it, FC!

[crabapple]

This is probably the weirdest and liveliest of all the movies so far!

[ferretchucker]

Well, damn, I'm dead already?!

Still lovin' it, FC!

who said you were dead?

[hammerfan]

who said you were dead?

Oh good, I'm not dead!

[ferretchucker]

who said you weren't?

This is just a short piece.

The sun is shining brightly. Yellow Jacket is sitting in his bedoroom, practising his ventriloquist act. A caption at the bottom reads "Three Weeks Earlier." A door downstairs slams. A woman's voice can be heard.

Woman: NOOOO!!!!

Yellow Jacket: Shit.

He drops the dummy and runs downstairs. His mum is at the front door of the house. A man can be seen from behind. He throws a suitcase into the back of a car.

Yellow Jacket: Dad?

The man turns around. It's Bwind.

Bwind: I'm leaving. See you when you're dead.

He gets into the car and drives off. The screen goes blank and Some writing says "Three weeks later." Yellow Jacket is in his room again. He's getting suited up. His mum comes in, tears down her face.

Yellow Jacket: Mum?

Mother: It's your father. They found...his body.

Yellow Jacket: What?

Mother: Your dad. He's dead. A hunter found him in the woods.

Yellow Jacket: Don't speak anymore.

There are tears streaming down his cheeks.

Yellow Jacket: I don't want to hear anymore until I get back from the show. I have to win this. Dad said I would. I HAVE TO WIN!

He pushes past her and leaves the room. The sound of the front door closing can be heard.

[ferretchucker]

Well, nobody seems to be reading this anymore but oh well!

Massacre Man's house can be seen, the camera turns to Crab's house. The noise of a baby crying, with a growlish background can be heard. The camera zooms into it. It's disfigured legs and hand/paws are movie around in the air. Crabapple showly pulls his blood covered body up to it.

Crab: Hey there little feller.

The baby keeps on crying. Crab takes off a ring from his finger. He puts it in the light.

Crab: Little hoochie poochie! Looky here. Shiny Mcginy!

The wolf baby looks at it then smiles. A piece of it's hair falls out and one of it's eyes goes back to a human eye.

Crab: That's how baby should look!

The baby laughs again. It's other eye goes back to normal and it's left paw/hand slowly goes normal.

Crab: You Likey ring.

A piece of blood from his hand drops. It lands on the babies cheek. The baby licks it and suddenly, one of it's eyes goes back to it's wolfish state.

Crab: NO HOOCHIE POOCHIE! YOU MAKE HUMAN LIKE!

He drops the ring. It lands on the babies forhead and immediately, the baby becomes more wolfish. It's hand/paw gets hair and becomes a complete paw. Smoke is rising from where the ring is, and when the baby manages to get it off, a huge, deep ring shaped mark is burnt into it's head.

Crab: Hmmmm. I no like you.

He puts his hand down to slap the baby but the baby grabs his hand and puts it in his mouth, then begins biting.

Crab: Hehe. That's funny.

He manages to pull himself up the side of the table then picks up the baby and starts cradling it.

Crab: Who's a good little Hoochie Poochie? Huh? Woosagoosy?

The baby starts laughing again. Somebody comes into the room. It's a policeman.

Disease: The neighbors heard shouting an- Oh my god...

He gets his gun out and holds it up.

Disease: What the hell is that thing?

Crab: It's my Hoochie Poochie. He's called...

He looks over at a dvd on the floor.

Crab: Paramount. Paramount Apple.

Disease: Put that thing down on the ground or I'll shoot you both! I'm taking it away.

Crab: Leave Paramount alone!

Disease takes a step closer.

Crab: OKay, you can take him. Just let me get his blanket.

Disease: ...fine.

Crab turns around to the table. A towelle is on there. He picks it up, concealing some scissors underneath it.

Crab: There we go...

In a flash, he throws the scissors. They hit disease's hand. He drops the gun. Crab puts Paramount down and runs over to Disease. He kicks him in the head and pulls the scissors from his hand. He then opens them up and slices across Disease forehead.

Crab: Poonuts! There's blood everywhere.

He takes the scissors and jams them into the eye of disease.

Crab: COme on hoochie poochie. You need food. i think my cat Tibbles is around somewhere...

[crabapple]

It's stupendous, it's wonderful, it's genius! And it's good, too! Oscar material. Wild.

[crabapple]

Crab: NO HOOCHIE POOCHIE! YOU MAKE HUMAN LIKE!


Crab: It's my Hoochie Poochie. He's called...

He looks over at a dvd on the floor.

Crab: Paramount. Paramount Apple.






Funny, funny stuff.

[newb]

Nice Job Ferret....you've captured crabby's personality perfectly.

[missmacabre]

I'm still reading. I haven't been able to comment cause I get called away to do chores and decorating every time I finish reading.

Great work though!

[hammerfan]

Aww, crabby, you like my baby!! :D

[crabapple]

Yes I do! :)

His name is Paramount Apple! :)

[hammerfan]

Good! You can raise him/her! :D

[ferretchucker]

Thanks you lot. I'm a praise hog. I hog praise.

It's night time. Yellow Jacket is running along a path in some trees. He arrives at a building and runs inside. It's an undertaker's. He goes looks around until he arrives at a door. He goes in. There's a man in there, Phalanx, leaning over the slightly decomposed Bwind, with a huge hole in his chest.

Phalanx: I'm sorry. You're not meant to be in here.

Yellow Jacket: That...that's my dad.

Phalanx: Oh. I...I'm so sorry. There's a room just down the hall. They have some water in there and a television. It's not much, but it may help take your mind off things.

Yellow Jacket: Get away from my Dad.

Phalanx: I'm aware this is a hard time for you. I'm trying to help. I'll get him looking his best.

Yellow Jacket: He looked his best when he didn't have some weirdo perverted fucker putting make up on his face.

Phalanx: Look, you need to leave. It's very important I get everything right.

Yellow Jacket turns around and opens the door. Phalanx turns back to Bwinds body. Instead of leaving, Yellow Jacket lets the door close and slowly walks back. Yellow Jacket grabs Phalanx and throws him to the floor. He then draws a knife, drops it on Phals leg. He then gets an aerosole can and a lighter.

Yellow Jacket: And you will know my name is the lord when I burn you fucker.

He ignites the lighter then sprays the aerosole. It burns phal and his body starts writhing. When the flames die out Phal stops moving.

Yellow Jacket: Now will you let me see my dad?!

He pulls out an empty bin bag. Suddenly, the camera is in Bwind's cabin. Yellow Jacket opens the door. There are loads of dead squirrel body's all over the floor. He drags the bag behind him, then empties it. The body of Bwind rolls out.

Yellow Jacket: This is the area they found you Dad. Remember it?

The body simply lays there. The large hole in his chest is clearly visible. Yellow Jacket pulls out a scrunched up piece of paper and starts reading from it. He finishes. Only yellow jacket's top half is visible. He's looking down at the camera which is on the floor.

Yellow Jacket: What the fuck?! It didn't work?!

Suddenly, a large, muscular arm shoots up and grabs Yellow Jacket's neck. Yellow Jacket turns yellow, then blood starts leaking from his eyes. Eventually, he drops to the floor. A cold voice can be heard.

Bwind: Thanks son.

[ferretchucker]

The lack of replies is a bit saddening but oh well.
Here's just a quick sum up of the story.

Bwind and Pr3ssur3 caught a monkey and gave him to a company owned by Gorephobia. The company kept Pr3ssur3 for a few years as a blood supply for what they have now molded into Zero. Zero escaped in a helicopter that Pr3ssur3 was in. He then killed Bwind in the woods whilst the events of HDC 1 were going on. Meanwhile, Ferretchucker and Missmacabre were at a talent show when Yellow Jacket was attacked and nearly killed by Zero.

Ferretchucker then took Yellow Jacket to his house to heal him, but Yellow Jacket died. ferretchucker accidentally read a spell that ressurected Yellow Jacket who then knocked ferretchucker out. Whilst this was going on, Hammerfan returned and whilst at Massacre Man's new neighbor, Crab's house, gave birth to a werewolf Baby. Massacre Man and the escaped Hammerfan (in werewolf mode) had a face off at K-Mart which Massacre Man won. Back at Crabs, The wounded Crabapple grew to like the baby which he named Paramount. He even killed Disease to protect the baby. Yellow Jacket then stole bwind, who was revealed to be his dad's, body to Bwinds cabin in the wioods and ressurected him. Straight after, Bwind killed Yellow Jacket.

Massacre Man is driving through the night. The body of Hammerfan is next to him. He turns off the road onto a small dirt track in the middle of some trees. He keps driving, then eventually gets to the end of the road. He opens the car door, goes to the boot and pulls out a spade. He starts digging.

Massacre Man: Why the fuck do these things happen to me?

He looks behind himself at the car. hrough the window he can see Hammerfan's body on the chair. He turns back to his digging and fast footsteps are heard. He turns around.

Massacre Man: Fucknuts...

a flash of red and suddenly Massacre Man is on the floor. Zero stands above him and starts punching him wildly, screaming into the night. Within seconds, Massacre Man is limp. Zero laughs manically, then drags the body off.

[crabapple]

Wow, it's really scary now!

[bwind22]

Haha .


awesome.

[crabapple]

I love that "Monkey Madness" stuff where the monkey appears and just goes completely whacko. That sure is one Mad Monkey! We should call him Rasputin.

[ferretchucker]

Thanks guys. I already have the end planned out and am finding it really hard to postpone it. I'm trying to not do any less than four pages. Mind rating it?

[ferretchucker]

Inside Ferretchucker's room. Loud knocks can be heard and Ferretchucker stirs. He gets up and walks downstairs to see that the knocks are on the front door. He answers it.

Ferretchucker: Hello?

Crab: Good Morrow to you Sir. I need some food for my baby Paramount. Do you have any cats?

Ferretchucker: What the fuck?

He looks at the wolf baby.

Feretchucker: There is something wrong with that baby...I'll call an ambulance.

Crab: No thankyou or I'll spank you.

Ferretchucker: I...what is that thing.

Crab: That thing as you so rudely called it is my bubba. He's called Paramount. Cheerio, I think I can see a cat off in the distance.

Crab starts running away, Paramount under his arms.

Ferretchucker: Oh fuck...

His mum calls from the living room.

Mum: Who's at the door?

Ferretchucker: Mum...did someone leave the house earlier?

Mum: You mean that lad from your school. Yeh, he set off in the opposite direction to town.

Ferretchucker closes the front door and sets off in the direction that Crab ran.

[ferretchucker]

MissMacabre runs from the school. She looks slightly dazed and has obviously just regained conciousness. She takes out her mobile phone but there's no signal.

Miss Macabre: SHIT!

She runs a few hundred yards from the school until she reaches the main road. In the distance, she can see the shape of someone running.

Miss Macabre: Ferret...

She starts running butis suddenly knocked over.

Missmacabre: Oh my fucking. HELP! HELP!

Zero is on top of her. He punches her arm, making it go limp. He then picks it up and begins chewing on the fingers and laughing. His large yellow eyes stare down at her as she struggles. After biting off two of her fingers, she manages to lift her knee up hard and fast. Zero Keels over clutching his crotch.

Miss Macabre: What the fuck is happening?!

She tries to run away in the direction of Ferretchucker. Then are no cars but one far in the distance. Suddenly she falls over again. Zero has recovered and punched her in the back of the head.

Miss Macabre: No...

Zero has blood dripping from his lips and is moving wildly, almost like he has rabies. A large vein in his head is visible. He runs away and jumps into the trees. Everything goes quiet.

Miss Macabre: Where are the power puff girls when you need them?

The car from the distance is several hundred yards away now. She starts waving her hands, blood dripping from the one missing two fingers.

Miss Macabre: Please help...

She starts running towards it but suddenly, an ear piercing scream from the trees beside her and Zero jumps out high into the air with a large sharp branch in his hands. As he begins coming down straight above her with a malicious smile, he looks like he's been punched in the side by an invisible man. He falls to the floor. Miss Macabre turns to face the car.

Miss Macabre: Thankyou...THANKYOU! CALL AN AMBULANCE!

The car dorr opens and a man in a large black coat steps out. He's wearing a hat covering his face. Despite the coat and the gun in his hand, he still looks pretty scrawny.

Miss Macabre: Oh my god...PLEASE! HELP!

As the man draws nearer his face is visible.

Pr3ssur3: Hi...

Miss Macabre: Call an ambulance. PLEASE!

Pr3ssur3: No time. That little bastard son of king louie needs killing.

Miss Macabre: THEN SHOOT IT! HE BIT MY FUCKING FINGERS OFF!!!

Pr3ssur3: First we need to find it.

Miss Macabre turns around. Zero's gone.

Pr3ssur3: I have a score to settle. Get in the car. I have a first aid kit. But no phone...

[crabapple]

Dang, this is getting scary even!

[ferretchucker]

You sound so suprised...:(

[crabapple]

Well, uh, I didn't expect it to be so suspenseful, is all.

[ferretchucker]

Hmmmm. I'll take that as a compliment. Anyway, I hope you're taking good care of Paramount.

[missmacabre]

Hahaha I fight dirty. For the record, I'd never stoop so low as to kick someone in the crotch. Also i think the power puff girls was an excellent choice what with their monkey fighting and all.

[ferretchucker]

lol. You must have some strength not kicking a red bloodthirsty monkey that's about to kill you in the crotch.

[missmacabre]

lol. You must have some strength not kicking a red bloodthirsty monkey that's about to kill you in the crotch.

I could just hope he'd choke on my severed fingers?

[ferretchucker]

In the middle of the woods, Crabapple is slowly walking along, the mutant baby in his arms. Paramount is crying.

Crabapple: Stop making the sea water leak Paramount! Me finding hoochie kitty.

Paramount is still crying. Crabapple goes to stroke him but the wolf baby snaps at his hand.

Crab: I remember when I gave birth to you. You were so cute. The doctor said you were the nicest looking baby he'd ever seen.

Paramount has stopped crying. Crab looks down at him. The baby is staring off into the distance. A furry, red thing is running between the trees a few hundred yards away.

Crabapple: Yummy yummy for your tummy.

Crabapple sets off towards the creature but is suddenly knocked to the floor. Ferretchucker has ran into him and they are both on the floor. Paramount has started crying again.

Ferretchucker: I'm so sorry- YOU!

Crabapple: You stupid loaf! You set him off again!

Ferretchucker is holding his head which he had hit on the floor. He gets up and is about to start running again but suddenly falls over. Crabapple has hit him in the leg with a branch.

Crabapple: YOU SMELLY LIGHTBULB!

Crab hits his legs again, and with a sickening crunch, the white of Ferret's bone is visible.

Ferretchucker: PLEASE STOP!

Crab: I'll stop when the pink head flower is bashed in!

He lifts up the branch again but suddenly stops and keels over. Paramount has crawled over and bit his foot. Blood is pouring everywhere and a gun falls out of his pocket.

Crab: Bad Paramount! You no hurt me!

He pulls himself up using a branch, picks up Paramount and walks off, seemingly forgetting about Ferretchucker.

Ferretchucker: Fuck...

Slowly, Ferret manages to pull himself over to where the gun is. He picks it up and turns around, but CRab is already gone.

Ferretchucker: Fuckola!

[ferretchucker]

some comments would be nice?

[missmacabre]

Who says "fuckola"? haha

[hammerfan]

Who says "fuckola"? haha

Apparently FC does! :D I'm still enjoying it, FC! Good work!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. Glad to serve.

The night sky is clear of clouds and the moon is shining through. everything's silent but a small humming noise growing closer. Suddenly a helicopter comes into view. It's above a group of trees. It lands in a clearing and some men get out. One of them is Gorephobia, the other is Neverending.

Gore: Why wasn't I told of this crash before?!

Neverending: We thought we could handle it!

Gore: A red, bloodthirsty chimp breaks free of our lab, you tell me everybody was killed!

Neverending: Yes but...

Gore: And you told me the monkey electrocuted itself and the body was disposed of!

Neverending: But we...

Gore: AND NOW, YOU TELL ME THAT THE ONE PERSON WHO WOULD EXPOSE US AND THE MONKEY WERE NEVER FOUND, AND A HELICOPTER WAS MISSING!

Neverending: Yes, but we have traced the helicopter to here, and as far as we know, nobody has exposed us.

Gore: How close are we to the crash site?

Neverending: Half a mile. This is as close as we could get.

Gore: Then let's get moving shall we?

The group of people start walking away. The camera moves to a spot where a crashed helicopter is on the floor.

Gore: Search it.

Two men with guns go up to the copter and check through the smashed up door.

Gore: That means they've escaped...

One of the men with guns steps forward to Neverending.

Man: Sir, you've forgotten to tell him about the body of-

Neverending: Shut up!

Gore: No. Let him talk.

Man: Well, the body of Bwind22 was found earlier, during the afternoon. It was found in these woods and was aparently quite fresh. He had a branch through his chest.

Gore: Where's the body?

Man: Well that's what I was about to tell you about. I got information a couple of minutes ago that it was taken to the undertakers, but the undertaker is dead and the body is gone.

Gore: Christ...he must be out there.

Suddenly, the man with the gun jolts, and he falls over. A knife is in his chest. Bwind walks out of the trees. The other man with the gun points it at him.

Bwind: Pull the trigger and it'll set the bomb off.

Gore: What...you said he was dead!

neverending: This is impossible!

Bwind: Not impossible. The love of children is a beautiful thing. Especially when they've got scratch marks and red hair on them, a book of spells and their fathers body.

Gore: What? You can't be serious!

Bwind: But I am...Now my kid was a blabber mouth so I had to get rid of him before everyone knew I was back. I want revenge on that monkey and wont have a third chance at life if he kills me. So lets find him.

Neverending: Why the hell did you kill our man?!

Bwind: I couldn't come in without an entrance now could I.

Neverending: You're sick.

Bwind: I know. If i wasn't sick, would I do this?

He pulls out a gun and shoots the armed man in the head. He turns to neverending, but gore has a gun to Bwinds head.

Neverending: Why do you want to kill me?!

Bwind: I'm sick, remember.

Gore: You can kill him, but try anything and I'll pull the trigger on you.

Neverending: NO, PLEASE! DON'T! IT'll SET THE BOMB OFF!!!

Bwind: Gore, I need you so I won't kill you. You, neverending was it? There was no bomb.

Bwind spins round at an amazing speed with his knife held out. It slices straight through the middle of Neverending's head, and chops off the hand that Gore was holding the gun with.

Bwind: I lied. I don't need anyone's help.

He picks up the gun, stamps on Gore's bleeding wrist and runs off into the trees. After some shouting, when Bwind is out of sight, a small sniffing can be heard. Gore turns around to see a red monkey walking out of the trees, some blood trickling from a hole in it's side.

Gore: Dear god no...NOOO!!!

The camera shoots the bwind's face as the sounds of a monkey screaching and laughing can be heard. He turns around and runs back to the helicopter crash sight, but OGre and Zero are gone. Some drops of blood going off into the trees are all over the floor. Bwind looks down at them and smiles.

Bwind: Gotcha!

[ferretchucker]

I'm not gonna post another part until I get another comment!

[ferretchucker]

DAMMIT!

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre are walking along the side of the road. There are no cars in sight and the stars are easitly visible.

Miss Macabre: So, how did you know about that thing?

Pr3ssur3: Ever read Harry Potter?

Miss Macabre: Yeh...

Pr3ssur3: You know that girl says you should say Voldemorts name.

Miss Macabre: Yeh, Hermione.

Pr3ssur3: It's the same with him. His name's Zero.

Miss Macabre: Okay...but you haven't answered my question.

Pr3ssur3: I spent the last few years locked up in a cell, having blood drawn from me every day. It was to feed that monkey. A man named Bwind and I caught him, back then I was so cowardly...

Miss Macabre: Why?

Pr3ssur3: We were working for a museum, well, I thought we were. We were working for a company, I'm still not sure who they are. They wanted him for a genetic experiment. Anyway, that's why he's red.

Miss Macabre: What?! He's red because of blood?

Pr3ssr3: He got loose, I tricked a young scientist into setting me free and escaped in the back of a helicopter. Travelled for hours to get here, ran out of fuel in the end. When we landed, well, crashed, I thought we were safe...then he reappeared.

Miss Macabre: He was in the helicopter?

Pr3ssur3: On the helicopter. He waited on the outside of a helicopter for hours, just to try and kill me. But I was lucky. When the blood of the pilot splattered, it splattered over me. He knew the smell of my blood, and the pilot's blood masked it. I ran. I ran for my life, out of the woods. But the next day, after travelling around for so long, I heard someone mention him. Someone saw him running towards a bar...

Miss Macabre: How long ago was this?!

Pr3ssur3: About a week. When I got there, it was just rubble. Rubble and blood. So many people dead, even a crushed ferret.

Miss Macabre: Don't tell ferretchucker that. His whole family are obsessed with them. I think all of them own a ferret.

Pr3ssur3: I stalked him for so long, but I was always too late...but not now. Now I've got him.

Miss Macabre: You shot him! He should be dead.

Pr3ssur3: He's an evil chimp with red fur, lives off blood, has been loose for over a week, killing and hasn't been caught not to mention staying on the outside of a helicopter for hours. A gunshot won't kill him. But I will make sure he dies. He will die...

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre turn down a dirt track. Off in the distance they hear a couple of gun shots.

[hammerfan]

Awesome!!!

[ferretchucker]

thanks. It's getting really difficult to not get straight to the end!

[crabapple]

It's a real epic of Monkey Horror. It's the Monkey Horror Picture Show!

[ferretchucker]

so, you like???

[missmacabre]

It's a real epic of Monkey Horror. It's the Monkey Horror Picture Show!
No, that would be cross-dressing monkeys singing showtunes.

[ferretchucker]

A cat is walking through some trees. It's looking around nervously. Suddenly, it's on the floor. A boot has come down hard on it's head. The camera moves up to show a smiling Bwind.

Bwind: Even more fun than squirrels...

He looks around. Everything is still.

Bwind: Fuck...

He starts walking into some close together Pine trees. Just as he is engulfed by them, somebody walks in front of the camera. There's ablood dripping down their face, it's Crab. He steps on something, it's the cat.

Crabapple: Oh...

He looks around him, then down at Paramount. He puts his index finger over his lips to tell paramount to be quiet. He bends down and peels up the cat. He puts part of it's crushed head into the mouth of Paramount, who starts eating. He then puts his mouth to the cat's leg and bites it off. He starts eating.

Crabapple: Yummy chummy.

he starts walking off into the trees that Bwind did.

[ferretchucker]

This thing's nearing it's end. Only 2 or 3 more pieces!

The screen is black. Suddenly, __V__ walks out of the darkness and looks at the camera.

__V__: Wake up.

Massacre Man wakes up from his sleep. A large bruise on his forehead accompanied by a trickle of blood can be seen. He looks around him.

Massacre Man: Fuck...

He's in a large cave, a small pool of water in the middle. Blood is all over the walls and a small, window sized opening can be seen scross the other side. The cave is lit up by hundreds of torches, lighters and other similar objects hung up around the ceiling by tatters of clothes. Massacre Man looks across puts his hand in something.

Massacre Man: Oh my god...

On the cave floor beside him is the slightly burnt up, scarred face of __V__, blood dripping from the open neck. A thump is heard and Massacre Man looks across the cave. Just a few feet from the entrance, a cowering, blood covered GorePhobia is attempting to crawl. A few second later and Zero comes in.

Massacre Man: Shit.

Zero leaves the cave again. Massacre man attempts to stand up.

Massacre Man: AHHHHHHHHH!!

He looks down and his left leg is missing from the knee down. Gore Phobia looks up and stares at Massacre Man.

Gore Phobia: Have you got a Cell Phone?

Massacre Man: It wouldn't help, the signal here is so bad. Listen, you have to get out, this past week I've seen about 50 people murdered by that Monkey. Go, if he comes back, I'll try and distract him.

gore Phobia looks at the floor in front of him and sees a small bullet there. Above it, half out of one of the pockets of the torch hangers is a small gun. He jumps up and grabs it.

Massacre Man: Good thinking, can you see any others, I'm gonna need one.

GorePhobia: You've seen that thing before?

Massacre Man: How could I forget a fucking red blood thirsty monkey?! But it doesn't matter, you have to get out!

GorePhobia: Yes I do...But you can't...

Massacre Man: What?

GorePhobia: Project Zero had way too much time spent on him , and is worth too much to us for anybody to find out.

Massacre Man: You fucking made that thing?!

GorePhobia: Not me. The company I work for. I was in charge of it. But that's enough. It's a shame, you seemed nice...

He lifts the gun up with his remaining hand so it's pointing at Massacre Man. A gun shot is heard, then a man's scream. GorePhobia looks down at his hand to see it missing, like the other one. He turns around to the mouth of a cave. Bwind is standing there with a gun.

Bwind: Thought I'd even it out.

[ferretchucker]

bumpity bump bump.

[ferretchucker]

Hmmmm, I'm starting to think nobody's paying attention to this. Oh well. Here goes.

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre are running through the woods. They keep looking behind them and Pr3ssur3 is shooting his gun. As they're running, Pr3ssur3 puts a hand up to Miss Macabre to stop her.

Pr3ssur3: It's gone.

Miss Macabre: What the hell was it? Was it the monkey.

Pr3ssur3: His name's Zero. And no, I'd know him anywhere. We have to be on our guard, this forest seems to harbour a lot of strange things.

The two start walking when suddenly Miss Macabre stops and turns around, gagging. In front of the two of them is a cat's leg and blood.

Miss Macabre: I think I'm gonna be sick! That moneky-

Pr3ssur3: ZERO! And no, he didn't kill this. He wouldn't leave any food behind.

Miss Macabre: Where do we go now?

Pr3ssur3: Look.

He points to the trees where Crab and Bwind walked.

Pr3ssur3: Loads of the twigs are broken and I think I can see some footprints. That way.

The two of them set off. The camera shoots forward, through the trees for quite a while until it reaches Crab.

Crab: Mmmmm, why didn't I try cat earlier? It's so nice.

He appears to be mutating into a creature similar to Paramount. He has more hair and one of his eyes is yellow.

Crab: So, why did you lead me here?

The wolf baby ignores him and carries on trying to escape from his arms. Crab looks in the direction Paramount is looking. It's the mouth of a cave, about two hundred yards away.

Crab: Good idea, there might food in there!

Crab starts walking forwards towards the cave. The camera shoots ahead again to the inside of the cave. The end of the scene where Gore's finger is shown, then it carries on. Bwind walks over to GorePhobia.

Bwind: I've been waiting to do that for ages. Make you feel pain!

GorePhobia: Why?

Bwind: You sitffed me out on money! I needed that money. Not only that, but what about the "Accident" in "04?

GorePhobia: No...

Bwind: YES! I hadn't recieved all my money, so I threatened to tell people our little secret.

Massacre Man: Who the fuck are you two?

Bwind: That doesn't matter. But what does matter, is that this man right here, ordered the crash that killed my daughter!

Massacre Man: Fuck...but dude you have to leave, there's a killer monkey, I;ve met him-

Bwind: Haven't you gathered anything! I heard you two talking, you know that this man was responsible for making Zero. I was responsible for catching him! I gave him his first blood, his mothers.

Massacre Man: You sick fucker!

Bwind: Hmmm, it's a shame you said that, I was gonna kill Zero, then take you back to where ever it is you came from, simply because you wanted to kill Zero and help me. But now, I've changed my mind.

Without warning, Bwind suddenly flies forward. He hits the stone floor hard. Zero walks in the cave behind him, looks around at the three people and smiles, then begins laughing manically.

[missmacabre]

Crab: Mmmmm, why didn't I try cat earlier? It's so nice.

I like the wording there. Made me LOL

[ferretchucker]

Massacre Man: Holy shit...

Bwind gets up and spins around angrily. Zero isn't anywhere to be seen.

Bwind: You fucking idiot! You distracted me!

Bwind gets a large knife from his pocket and throws it. Massacre Man ducks out of the way and it hits the side of the wall, bounces off and goes straight into Gore's leg.

Bwind: Where is he?!

Massacre Man: How the fuck should I know?!

Bwind: Well it's not exactly dark in here, you should have seen hi-

Massacre Man: FUCK!

All the torches and other lights begin to fall down around the room. They smash and glass goes everywhere, on of the lighters falls into a small pile of string. The string sets alight, also burning a plastic torch. Black smoke begins to rise.

Bwind: That fuckers smarter than I thought!

Bwind is looking into the black smoke when Zero silently drops from the ceiling behind him.

Massacre Man: Hey Shitface, look behind you!

Bwind turns around just as Zero stabs him in the stoumach with a knife. Bwind grabs Zero's arm and slowly, pulls the knife out, then turns it around on the monkey. The two are locked in combat.

Bwind: Remember your mum. I'll let you in on a secret. I kept her arm. It tasted nice!

Zero jumps up with shuck forces that Bwind lets go. He begins frantically jumping around the cave. The smoke has by now faded and Massacre Man sees something at the cave entrance.

Crabapple: Look Paramount, it's Uncle Massacre Man!

Crab begins running towards Massacre Man, when he suddenly stops, and falls to the floor. His leg is blown off. Ferretchucker is at the cave entrance holding a gun.

Ferretchucker: There once was a man named ferret, who blew the shit out of some maniac.

Massacre Man: What the fuck is happening tonight? Why do you have that mongrel?!

Crabapple shows no signs of pain. He's very pale due to all the blood he's lost. Guns hots are still firing around and Zero can be heard shrieking. The monkey suddenly comes to a stop in front of crab and bends over. He tears his throat open. In his last ounce of strength, Crab puts his finger forward into Paramounts mouth, who starts nibbling at it.

Ferretchucker: Holy monkey balls, what the fuck is that?!

Zero turns around, looks at bwind who is reloading, then runs for ferretchucker. Ferret holds the gun out in front of him.

Ferretchucker: Go to hell!

at that moment, he sneezes and his arms contract, pulling them to his face. His face goes forward infront of the gun just as it fires. Bits of brain are everywhere.

Massacre Man: Fuck...SHOOT THE MONKEY!

Suddenly, at the entrance, two more figures appear. It's Miss Macabre and Pr3ssur3.

Pr3ssur3: In a minute, I have buisness to attend to.

He gets the gun out and aims it at Bwind.

Bwind: Bugger!

[crabapple]

By golly, it's just crazy.

[ferretchucker]

thanks, I've been keeping a secret but now it doesn't matter so I'll talk about it.

At first, I had no idea of what to do. I had a rouch outline - Zero's origin, Zero kills, Massacre Man appears. But as I went along, I suddenly realized I had made loads of storylines.

1. Bwind making Zero who seeks revenge
2. Pr3ssur3 wants to escape and kill Zero
3. Massacre Man doin his thang
4. Hammerfan having a baby
5. Crab looking after that baby
6. Gore needing to kill Zero
7. Ferretchucker trying to save then kill yellow jacket (Little does he know, Yellow Jacket is already dead.)
8. Miss Macabre wanting to find Ferretchucker and Yellow Jacket.
9. Bwind seeking revenge on Zero

I was going along and I had a rough outline. It was then that I had a great idea. All these story lines should slowly combine, then ultimately, become one.

I had gore and bwind collide.
I had Massacre Man, Hammerfan and Crab collide
I had Ferret and Crab collide.
I had Miss macabre leave ferret and collide with pr3ssur3

I decided that I had to have a point where they all met. Where better in Part
7ero than Zero's cave? Also, I have an ending planned which I should post tommorow or maybe even tonight. Stay tuned!

[ferretchucker]

Miss Macabre looks down and sees ferret's body on the floor. She bends over and starts crying when she notices a piece of paper in his pocket.

Miss Macabre: What the hell?

It's folded and says "DO NOT READ" on it. She unfolds it and begins reading. It's a print out of the spell that brought Yellow Jacket and Bwind back. She says the words out loud and suddenly, Both Ferret and Crab get up. Ferret's head slowly begins to heal and so does Crab's neck. Sudden;y, a shot rings through the cave and Ferret's head is blown to bits again. Pr3ssur3 fired the shot.

Miss Macabre: YOU MONSTER! YOU'RE A MURDERER!!!

Pr3ssur3: Ressuretees are wrong. And once I'm done with Bwind I'll deal with that guy over there.

Crab is cradling the crying baby.

Bwind: WAIT! Where'd the monkey go?

Pr3ssur3: Oh shit!

In the loss of concentration, Bwind has time to get out another knife and throw it. It hits Pr3ssur3's arm, making him drop the gun. Bwind starts walking towards Pr3ssur3 when suddenly, he's knocked to his feet. Zero has jumped past and takes him to the floor. The two have a fist fight andblood flies everywhere. Bwind gets a good punch in on Zero's nose, making him fall back.
Bwind: There's zero chance of escape fucker.

[I]He violently begin pounding Zero until blood is everywhere and bruises cover the monkey's face. When Zero stops moving, Bwind gets off him.

Bwind: Who next, ah yeh, you.

Miss Macabre: You mean you!

She runs at him with the knife from Pr3ssur3's arm but bwind simply puts out his foot fast and kicks her. She flies backwards into the cave wall. By this time, Crabapple has hopped over to Massacre Man.

Massacre Man: You have to put that thing down! Kill it! It's not meant for this world. FUCKING KILL IT!

Crabapple: You were my neighbor and I loved you. Our wedding day was so amazing.

Massacre Man: You've fucking lost it!

Crabapple: But now it's come to an end my dear. Give granny a kiss!

He puts down Paramount and lifts a rock from the floor. He holds it above his head and is about to smash it over the helpless Massacre Man's head when all of a sudden, he falls over backwards with a scream of pain. Gore is behind him holding a knife and blood is pouring from Crab's remaining ankle.

Gore: Help me and I'll help you, deal? I have money, lots of it, I can-

Massacre Man: It's a fucking deal if I get out alive!

Across the other side of the room, Bwind is violently slashing Pr3ssur3. Bwind stops for a moment.

Bwind: This is too simple. Maybe a lighter would help...

He walks away for a second. PR3ssur3 looks at Miss Macabre and starts talking.

Pr3ssur3: That baby thing over there...

Miss Macabre: We have to get out of here!

She stands up and goes to pulls Pr3ssur3 away but he stops her.

Pr3ssur3: Just listen! I think I know what was chasing us earlier.

Bwind: I knew I should have killed you with that tribes man.

Pr3ssur3: Please. You don't have to-

Miss Macabre stands in front of Pr3ssur3.

Miss Macabre: Before you can hurt him, you have to got through me!

Bwind: If you say so.

He spins round like he did earlier and Miss Macabre screams. She looks down and there's a huge slit along her stomauch. Bwind laughs at her then pucnhes her, picks her up and hurls her across the cave. She hits the wall near Massacre Man.

Pr3ssur3: You've...been doing weights...

Bwind: With your mum.

Pr3ssur3: You're gonna die tonight!

Bwind: How'd you work that one out?

Pr3ssur3: That wolf baby over there. It'll kill you. I know coz I'm part wolf, listen to me howl!

Pr3ssur3 begins howling into the night really loudly. Bwind silences him by leaning over and driving the blade into him. He gets right up to pr3ssur3's face.

Bwind: It's over. You're no better than that fat ape we killed all those years ago.

He lifts the knife up through Pr3ssur3's body, who is laughing until it cuts through his skull. He turns on Massacre Man, Gore and Miss Macabre. Crabapple has crawled to the other side of the cave.

Bwind: Stop right there!

He points at Crab who turns to him, horrified. Bwind picks up Paramount.

Bwind: Just to prove a point to an old, late friend of mine, I'm going to kill this thing right here, right now.

Crabapple: NO!

He begins walking backwards to the mouth of the cave.

Bwind: Then I'm gonna use the lighter in my pocket and the aerosole can that I took off my son to cook you bitches until I can draw on the wall with you!

He cocks the gun the points it at the crying Paramounts head.

Crabapple: No!

Bwind: This is so much better than clay pigeons!

At that exact moment, Bwind is thrown across the room, paramount flies from his hands and straight to crabapple. Bwind looks up to the attacked on top of him.

Massacre Man: Fuck!

Bwind: Oh mother fu-

Hammerfan roars then puts her mouth straight onto bwind's face and begins eating. Blood flies everywhere and the body writhes in pain. Eventually, she stops and turns on Crabapple.

Crabapple: Look, it's aunty hooker that I got ffrom the gas station. SHe was there when I gave birth to you!

The werewolf walks over to him and puts her face to the baby and starts licking him. Crabapple slaps her round the face.

Crabapple: Paedofile!

Hammerfan suddenly becomes savage again and grabs crabapple and breaks his neck with her teeth. She turns on Gore, Massacre Man and Miss Macabre.

Massacre Man: Hey. Please. Remember me? Me and __V__, the guy from the castle. Please leave us.

She growls, turns and picks up paramount with her teeth then bounds off.

Massacre Man: Thank fuck! I had no plan B.

Miss Macabre: Now what?

Massacre Man: Go outside, try and get a signal. Call for help.

GorePhobia: I'll go with her. With support I can walk. There could be anything in the woods.

Miss Macabre lifts Gore onto his feet and puts one arm over her shoulder. The two of them leave the cave and go further up the rockface it's in along a small path. They reach the top.

Gore: Dial this. *4#90 13##. They'll help us.

She dials the number. As it begins ringing, Gore suddenlygets his arm off her shoulder and nudges her. She falls down the side of the rockface. The phone falls to the floor just beside Gore who kneels down and begins speaking into it. The camera shows the inside of the cave and Massacre Man's eyes are closed and his head is up against the wall. The sounds of a monkey shrieking can suddenly be heard. The screen goes black, then fades to an office where some men are around a table. One man stands up.

Man: Gorephobia must be dead. Operation Zero has come to a close ladies and gentlemen, for goo-

The door opens and two men wheel in a man on a wheel chair. He is covered in stiches and bruises and there are bandages around his wrists. It's GorePhobia.

GorePhobia: Operation Zero has ended. But I have other things in mind for the future of the company.


THE END?

[_____V_____]

Very nice, FC. Commendable indeed.


Crabapple: Paedofile!

That had me in splits.:D

[crabapple]

Ah, it's a twisted finale to a warped and twisted story!

[ferretchucker]

lol, thanks. It was so fun having crabby start off as, well...normal crabby (if you can call it normal) to some psychopath who thought he gave birth to a wolf baby!

[hammerfan]

Ha! See what happens when you mess with my baby?! Showed you, didn't I?! :D

Awesome, FC!

[ferretchucker]

Thanks. See, remember all that time ago when you thought you were dead and I said not necessarily! HA! I was right!

[massacre man]

So what's the word on part 8. I can't remember who was supposed to be doing it.

[ferretchucker]

You miss the entire thing then when you finally get back, all you can talk about is the sequel. WELL! But anyway, Dis Dog is doing 8.

[massacre man]

You miss the entire thing then when you finally get back, all you can talk about is the sequel. WELL! But anyway, Dis Dog is doing 8.

Well, I read the whole thing. A fuck of a lot better than part 3 (no offense).

[crabapple]

I love that little werewolf stuff, that's funny as hell. I'm not just saying that! It's funny FONNY.

[ferretchucker]

Well, I read the whole thing. A fuck of a lot better than part 3 (no offense).

very true. And part 3 only had about 5 parts to it. I read it not that long ago and it was so rushed and so...Boll.

[massacre man]

very true. And part 3 only had about 5 parts to it. I read it not that long ago and it was so rushed and so...Boll.

Boll... ewww.

[ferretchucker]

What about that beautiful Halloween Ressurection part? But seriously, was this part good?

[massacre man]

What about that beautiful Halloween Ressurection part? But seriously, was this part good?

I liked this part better than part 4, a hell of a lot better than part 3. 5 and 6 are my favorites, though. I know I sound like a douchebag right now. But yeah, I liked this one.

[ferretchucker]

Good enough for me! Seriously, part 3 in the series is worse than part 3 in the halloween series. I forgot to do it but I hope that at some point we can bring horrorobsessed back into the series.