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Marley's Ghost
10-29-2007, 04:06 PM
WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING
WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK
OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE
IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK
THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA
IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT
SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS
Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
Disease
10-29-2007, 04:12 PM
WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING
WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK
OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE
IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK
THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA
IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT
SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS
Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
Well someone else sing it now... where is that Baboon?
GorePhobia
10-29-2007, 04:14 PM
We need some new faces and old faces but I still have fun here.
crabapple
10-29-2007, 05:07 PM
ook ook! monkey monkey!
I
m in looooooooove with a...munkeeeeyyyy
come on, monkey!
:rolleyes: :eek: :mad: :cool: ;)
GorePhobia
10-29-2007, 05:10 PM
If crabapple didn't change his name from filmmaker2 to what it is now and came around more often it would be fun around here.
:)
A very underated Black Sabbath album....IMO
http://vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCovers-BlackSabbath-BornAgain(1983).jpg
GorePhobia
10-29-2007, 05:44 PM
yesssssss
heeeee'ssss baaaaaackkkk
Well its about damn time ape boy. :D
who knew Marley had these kind of powers!:eek:
AUSTIN316426808
10-29-2007, 05:56 PM
who knew Marley had these kind of powers!:eek:
That was set up or a goofy coincidence...anyway...
Sox won another, yankees suck.
GorePhobia
10-29-2007, 05:58 PM
Yankees do suck!
Bye bye Torre.
Bye bye A-Rod
Sox won another, yankees suck.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/spankintheyankees.jpg
GorePhobia
10-29-2007, 06:05 PM
Damn that's a hot picture.
paws the great
10-29-2007, 07:15 PM
A very underated Black Sabbath album....IMO
http://vinylzart.com/images/AlbumCovers-BlackSabbath-BornAgain(1983).jpg
I agree.
Gillan is awesome!
X¤MurderDoll¤X
10-29-2007, 10:45 PM
we mainly need old posters to come back and some recent posters to go into hiding and/or die of old age depending on the case.
stygianwitch
10-30-2007, 02:18 AM
Yay, Zero's back
http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/starbuck_2/happy_monkey.jpg
welcome back monkey buddy, missed ya :D
hmmm. . . . didn't realize i was coming back to listen to a bunch of yankee-hating. . .
if you want to blame anyone for that - don't blame Torre, it was Cashman's fault . . . bad player configuration and a failure to recognize that solid pitching is key not big bats.
but, anyway, good to be back and thanks to Marley for releasing me from my slumber - quite magical stanzas
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/Monkeywink.jpg
crabapple
10-30-2007, 03:11 AM
If crabapple didn't change his name from filmmaker2 to what it is now and came around more often it would be fun around here.
:)
Heh heh! That is damn nice of you to say! But I have to be off sometimes making films!
GorePhobia
10-30-2007, 06:14 AM
Well make sure you come back around more often and make us laugh you silly bastard!
crabapple
10-30-2007, 07:32 AM
Well maybe if I made a loud noise. Like this:
AAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek:
How about that? You like that, huh?
_____V_____
10-30-2007, 07:41 AM
Hmm....
First of all, welcome back...you red-headed furry primate.
And secondly, (I am guessing) but Marley's Ghost is.....................?;)
:D
missmacabre
10-30-2007, 07:47 AM
whooo now things will be a tad less depressing and boring on here. ;)
PR3SSUR3
10-31-2007, 07:44 PM
How brave is it to get up on someone's roof and start kissing your own penis?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lAqG8wvxlU
"Hero"?
I don't think so on this evidence.
Psycom5k
11-01-2007, 01:13 AM
http://www.artcode.moved.in/GangstaManavatar.jpg OH SNAP, ZERO'S BACK, WITH A VENGENCE!!
WELCOME BACK ZERO!!! Damn I been waiting for you to come back, it just isn't the same without you here.
ferretchucker
11-01-2007, 06:40 AM
I think I might cry.
I think I might cry.
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeyHug.gif
crabapple
11-01-2007, 05:56 PM
awwwww that so cuuuuute
them sad monkeys :(
PR3SSUR3
11-01-2007, 06:20 PM
I'd still say his general hand-action is at least slightly provocative in some way, but you can't quite put your finger on just how so.
ferretchucker
11-02-2007, 12:59 PM
Well, Zero is back and everything can now return to normal. Wait. Scratch that last part.
in my time away on my own i came to one very important realization. . . .
masturbation is good
Marley's Ghost
11-02-2007, 03:40 PM
I have awoken you from your ancient slumber
now go forth and make the forum fun
Not an easy task I am sure
But its written that you're the chosen one
crabapple
11-02-2007, 07:23 PM
Poodleween!
ferretchucker
11-04-2007, 09:24 AM
Zeroween!!!!
Rayne
11-08-2007, 11:13 AM
AWESOME!!!
Hmm...Can you bring back Vincent Price and Anthony Perkins now? :)
PR3SSUR3
11-08-2007, 02:03 PM
No - because they are dead in real life.
Psycom5k
11-08-2007, 05:39 PM
Oh snap... is Rayne back too?
_____V_____
09-08-2011, 02:51 AM
Someone needs to sing this again...
WHATS THAT SOUND
IT SOUNDS LIKE SNORING
THIS FORUM OF OURS
HAS BECOME A LITTLE BORING
WE NEED SOME NEW BLOOD
WHO WILL STAY MORE THAN A WEEK
TO TITILATE OUR SENSES
AND BREAK THE SLOW STREAK
OR BRING BACK SOME OLD ONES
WHO KNEW HOW TO HAVE FUN
I CAN THINK OF SOMEBODY
YES HE IS THE ONE
IF WE ALL SING THIS SONG
IT MAY BRING HIM BACK
TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING
THAT THE FORUM DOES LACK
THE ARTIST IS BLACK SABBATH
FEATURING THE DEEP PURPLE FELLA
WE CAN SING THIS TO MUSIC
OR MAYBE A CAPPELLA
IF WE SING IT REAL LOUD
THE MONKEY MAY HEAR IT
UNLESS HE HATES THIS FORUM
AND COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT
SO ALTOGETHER NOW
AS ONE WE SHALL SING
I SHALL WRITE DOWN THE LYRICS
AND SEE WHAT THIS BRINGS
Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing
What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero
Maybe Marley could give us an encore, and help raise the dead red monkey from the grave.
hammerfan
09-08-2011, 04:13 AM
I miss that crazy, poo-flinging simian!
Ripley666
09-08-2011, 06:40 AM
Lover, come back to me... <3
i can't write - too busy flinging pooh
hammerfan
09-15-2011, 05:23 PM
i can't write - too busy flinging pooh
Where have you been, you crazy monkey?! Glad to see you again!
Where have you been, you crazy monkey?! Glad to see you again!
story would take too long - the good, the bad and the ugly - glad to be back & congrats on 5000!!
i can't write - too busy flinging pooh
there he is :D
missed ya round these parts
ok - i'm back. what the Hell have you all done to my forum?!!???!?
hammerfan
09-16-2011, 05:09 PM
story would take too long - the good, the bad and the ugly - glad to be back & congrats on 5000!!
You weren't in another car accident, were you? Hope everything is ok now and it's very good to see you again!
crabapple
09-16-2011, 07:39 PM
Zero, I saw you typed you post. So, I am bringing here with me a big can of monkey treats and some diet sodas so that you can then therefore be more comfortable watching movies at HDC.
_____V_____
09-16-2011, 09:31 PM
ok - i'm back. what the Hell have you all done to my forum?!!???!?
Welcome back, redhead!
The forum is shiny clean, you crazy simian. In your absence, nobody else was flinging pooh in all directions! :D
Welcome back, redhead!
The forum is shiny clean, you crazy simian. In your absence, nobody else was flinging pooh in all directions! :D
well we'll put a stop to all that nonsense!
Hi to Ripley!!
OK....This is starting to get a little weird
http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/cat-monkey.jpg
OK....This is starting to get a little weird
http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/cat-monkey.jpg
jealous much
Ripley666
09-17-2011, 12:49 PM
They'll all jealous of our love, my Sweet...
*smooches*
ok - i'm back. what the Hell have you all done to my forum?!!???!?
Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*nibbles Zero's ears*
hammerfan
09-20-2011, 09:11 AM
So, now you're gone again? WTF, monkey?!
crabapple
09-20-2011, 11:36 AM
He ran away agin! Yes! That is damn right. :eek:
He ran away agin! Yes! That is damn right. :eek:
right here my loves
hammerfan
09-20-2011, 03:26 PM
You know, you can't keep playing with my emotions like this!! :pStick around for awhile ok?
no worries. work has been insane lately. in fact just this week i was accused of making a $450,000 mistake. Turns out it wasn't my mistake, it was a screw up by the supervisor who was accusing me and then, presto chango, it was no longer a 'big deal' it was suddenly just a 'line item mistake' sheesh
crabapple
09-20-2011, 04:05 PM
Typical nonsense! Monkey, if I were you I would crack open a bottle of my favorite carbonated beverage, and then sit down and watch a movie or an episode of my favorite TV show. Relax, monkey! The foolish humans are just making dumb noises. Again.
hammerfan
09-20-2011, 04:23 PM
no worries. work has been insane lately. in fact just this week i was accused of making a $450,000 mistake. Turns out it wasn't my mistake, it was a screw up by the supervisor who was accusing me and then, presto chango, it was no longer a 'big deal' it was suddenly just a 'line item mistake' sheesh
Sounds like the BS my nephew puts up with at the bank he works at. Good luck hon!
what kills me is i would get absolutely and uncermoniously fired (in a heart beat) but because the screw up is from one of the 'higher-ups' it is just a 'silly mistake'.
definitely cold beverage time! thanks crabby and HF!
hammerfan
09-20-2011, 04:45 PM
what kills me is i would get absolutely and uncermoniously fired (in a heart beat) but because the screw up is from one of the 'higher-ups' it is just a 'silly mistake'.
definitely cold beverage time! thanks crabby and HF!
Yep, that's exactly what he deals with!