Yay! I'm an uncle.....

[Psycom5k]

Yeah, nobody probably even cares, but my nephew was just born earlier this morning while I was sleeping, as in 4am, nobody told me until now, and now I don't get to tell anybody who knows me because they have allready been told. And I'm the person that just has to tell semebody so.......

His name is Noah John, born at 4:13am on Oct 23. He ways 7lbs even and is 18 1/2 inches tall.


So now I feel better that I have told somebody. so yeah... go ahead and congradulate me dammit. Anyways I gotta go because I'm on my way to the hospital.

[Roderick Usher]

That's awesome! Being an uncle is a blast, you get to be cooler than the parents with 1/10 the responsibility:D

Have fun with little Noah and be sure to warp him young!

[ferretchucker]

I'm an uncle. My sister had her son in Februrary. It's great. And I have 1/20 the responsibitly because I'm only 13!

[stygianwitch]

Congratulations, make the most of it, they don't stay young for long

[Freak]

Congrats.When he get's a little older have him come visit then give him a load of candy then send him back home all hyped up on sugar.Parents love that.

[ManchestrMorgue]

Hey congratulations. Hope he and his mum are well, and that you have lots of good times, and get to be a good role model for him, in the future. :)

[jenna26]

Congratulations to you and your family! :)

[missmacabre]

I consider myself an aunt when it comes to my Derek's nieces. So much fun.

Congrats. :D

[AmericanManiac]

Congrats, it's strange I was an uncle at 6 years old! Congrats it is a blast though man, have fun!!

[AUSTIN316426808]

Congrats. Lil guy picked a fine day to join the rest of us.



That's awesome! Being an uncle is a blast, you get to be cooler than the parents with 1/10 the responsibility:D


Absolutely true.

[GorePhobia]

Congrats man that is cool I have 3 nephews and a niece. It's fun stuff.

[novakru]

Congrats, it's strange I was an uncle at 6 years old! Congrats it is a blast though man, have fun!!


Weirdo:rolleyes: :D



Congrats Psy!!
The best advice ever for being around new babies: They only SEEM really squeezable- so take it easy:)

[Psycom5k]

Thanks everybody I've got a couple of pictures, one thing though. he was born a month early so he is on oxygen in the pictures but he is now off that. He's going to be in the hospital for up to 5 weeks, but should be sooner. He is a big baby though so thats in his favor. He did get a little bruised coming out though.


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[Disease]

Congrats, it's strange I was an uncle at 6 years old! Congrats it is a blast though man, have fun!!


yeah, I was an uncle at 7 myself....


Now You have a slave, well you will have in about 4 years anyway...;)


:D

[GorePhobia]

Hope he gets better and is a cool ass kid you can hang around with in a few years.

[novakru]

That baby will definitely be a keeper, God speed on his trip home to mama! :)

[Psycom5k]

That baby will definitely be a keeper, God speed on his trip home to mama! :)

Yeah, I wish I had pictures from today, but unfortunately I don't. He was really swollen in those pictures, and the swelling went down. I took the hour trip to the hospital today to go see him some more, hopefully so that I could hold him. But unfortunatly he can only be taken out from under the heatlamp for a few minutes a day. But for some good news, he is digesting all the food he eats and doesn't puke any up. And he pooped TWICE today. I'm so proud of him. OH and now you can see his neck. Hes still got some big cheeks though. Im just sad I wasn't even allowed to really touch him. Because he needs his rest and that could wake him up. but I got to give him a kiss goodnight before we left. So i'm pretty content with that. I just can't wait for him to come home.

Oh I do have a funny story to tell. See he is in the NICU (the baby Intensive care unit) because he was born 5 weeks early, but he is really healthy besides that. so when yo go and see him, you have to go in 2 at a time. So I go in there today, and hes sleeping there, getting a tan from the lamps. So I sit there and start talking to him, ya know nice and low so it won't wake him up. And i'm all by myself sitting there watching him, and I start hearing beeping from the computer hes hooked up to that watches his stats and stuff for the nurses. And I start seeing lines on the screen go crazy and then go flat, and im thinking, after watching soo many tv shows and movies where the line goes flat means they die. So i'm about to bug out, and I look to the nurse and say. "WHats wrong with my nephew? the screen here just got a flatline." And she looks to me and laughs a little and says. "Silly thats not your nephew." So i'm like thinking in my head that they moved the baby on me, and now this baby is dieing and i'm right next to it. so then i'm like. "Then whos baby is this? and why is the screen flatlining? is the baby dieing?" And at this point i'm on the verge of flipping out. And she starts busting out laughing and says " NO NO NO, thats your nephew, but the computer isn't, whenever a baby is in trouble it shows the stats on each computer, and don't worry about that baby, he just kicked off the pads that read his vitals"

Now thats not word for word, because my memory is shit, but thats what happened. Looking back at it, it was kinda funny.

[The Mothman]

im an uncle to 12 kids. i dont even keep track anymore.