idol hands

[last bad move]

i thought this was a pretty good movie does anyone else like it or is it one of thouse to funny to be horror kind of movies

[bad_religion]

hmmmm...I didnt liek the movie that much but OFFSPPRING were in it!! who happen to be one of my fave bands lol :p

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

I liked it but thought it was too much of a tease--if you're going to put someone as hot as Jessica Alba in your movie and then parade her around in a pair of panties, then you MUST at least show her bare ass!!!! If she won't do it, fire her and hire someone who will. We're making Idle Hands, for God's sake, not The Seven Samurai (which could have also been improved with a bare ass, as long as it wasn't Mifune's). Had the same problem with Gator Bait--I've seen Claudia Jennings naked in other movies a million times, but if you're going to parade her around almost popping out of that outfit for 90 minutes, then you're obligated to show the goods. Stuart Gordon knows, and everyone else needs to learn it!!!!

By the way--has anyone actually seen Jessica Alba nude in something? I generally can't watch the crap she stars in, but will fastforward for boobs.

[predfan]

well in answer to the original question, i thought it was boring and crap. didnt really care about the characters, the humour was ok (his friends coming back from the dead and still being laid back, and the hand burning in the microwave) but not enough to save the movie IMO.

[bad_religion]

I agree!! To be honest its probably one of the worst 'horror' films I ever had the misfortune to have to sit through... twas pretty shite to tell the truth...

[Leslie Daher]

gee, dr. klev you sound like quite the fanatic. who says horror has to equal PORN?! if you're that hard up for some T & A rent an actual porn movie or if you're not "getting any" which actually seems to be the case hit the street corner...every town has some ho's in it

[avenger00soul]

I thought Idol Hands was a decent effort and it made me laugh in some parts. Especially the hardcore guy listening to Motley Crue's Shout at the Devil. I found it in the 5 dollar bin and that's about as much as I would pay for it.

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

I didn't say horror had to equal porn. I'm a big fan of Universal and Hammer stuff, and I PROMISE I have seen lots more "classy" films than you have. What I said was grade Z crap like Idle Hands SHOULD be sleazy. They ain't called exploitaion for nothing. Watching stuff like I Spit and Pit and the Pendelum is entirely different from watching porn (though personally I don't see anything wrong with watching porn). And I don't need a 'ho (thanks for the lesson in ebonics, by the way), I have a girlfriend.

[Leslie Daher]

now you have something against ebonics..you know what i think you are besides a horn-dog...and as far as class goes..you have nothing on me....for as much as you talk about the nudity that you get off on in horror movies sounds like your little chicker doodle isn't doing a very good job...


INFLATE-A-MATE'S DON'T COUNT AS PEOPLE!!!!!! get a new girlfriend.

[Dr.Kelvinstein]

Now that's just goofy and inmature.

[Ritualistic]

"An Idle mind is the Devils Playground"

I love this movie, this is the first horror movie my nephew saw (he is 5 now) one of his favorites too. Anywayz I thought this movie would suck , but after I saw it I was really surprised. I thought it was a teen comedy or something. It is fucking bloody and I love it.

[crazy clown]

i actually like this movie. its really funny and cracks me up a lot. i don'y know if i'd call it a straight up horror movie though.

[Arioch]

I didnt really enjoy this one too much:(

[Sam The Egg]

Devon Suwa and Seth Green are in it, so I can't hate it.

[last bad move]

Originally posted by Leslie Daher
now you have something against ebonics..you know what i think you are besides a horn-dog...and as far as class goes..you have nothing on me....for as much as you talk about the nudity that you get off on in horror movies sounds like your little chicker doodle isn't doing a very good job...


INFLATE-A-MATE'S DON'T COUNT AS PEOPLE!!!!!! get a new girlfriend. we hada good thing going everyone was givingthere true opinions but this homie g dog lol had to come up with such a fucking stupid arguement as that. why dont you give your movie opinion or go back to detroit

[Leslie Daher]

you say you're from detroit and all sorts of racial comments come out and really that's pretty ugly--all this ebonics and homey g dog stuff--my opinion was that mr. klev seemed a little hard up and i was actually joking w/ him about it. if YOU took offense i am oh so sorry and my opinion on the movie is that IT SUCKS! whether it does or not, i don't know but since you just had to know there you go.....racist

[last bad move]

you dont know shit i lived in detroit for 7 years before i moved here 2 mounths ago. and truth be told i didnt even see that you live in detroit tell right now. why would i tell you to go there if i knew you where allready there.
so just fuck off with your pitty bull shit.

[cheebacheeba]

uhhhhh, I liked the movie.....?
Hope it's ok to post here without shitting on someone....

[Sam The Egg]

*shits on cheeba*Yeah! Take it, bitch!

[cheebacheeba]

*shits back*
Like Mexican?!?

[Sam The Egg]

*Keeps shitting* 4 White Castles, a frozen pizza, 2 cans of coke, a grab bag of Cheetos and an apple! Mexican doesn't have shit (no pun intended) on that!

[cheebacheeba]

I think Im about buried, and I have a burning ass, aint that a bitch....what the fux a white castle? We dont have 'em here...

[Sam The Egg]

it's a fast food chain, their burgers are square and the whole thing is a little bigger than the palm of your hand. They give you some rancid farts.

Oh...and...uh...go Dario Argento...there, see? I talk about horror....

[cheebacheeba]

I heard jack in the box was a good fast food joint, anyone been to one? they are yet another thing we do not have here...

[predfan]

do u guys in america have a fast food chain called Jolibee? with a big bee as the symbol.....i was born in the philiipines and we had it there and it had the best fast-food spaghetti, it had burgers and stuff aswell..theres one in melbourne, but none in sydney

i loved that spaghetti.......

[cheebacheeba]

Havent heard of it pred....this pisses me off, we recently had ONE chain come over our way from the US, called "boston market"....the stuff was quiet good, they opened up around 10 stores throughout sydney, and for some reason, after about 6 months, decided to close their australian stores down....that was one helluva bitch!

[Sam The Egg]

oh, pfft. I didn't even notice the location thing.

[predfan]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Havent heard of it pred....this pisses me off, we recently had ONE chain come over our way from the US, called "boston market"....the stuff was quiet good, they opened up around 10 stores throughout sydney, and for some reason, after about 6 months, decided to close their australian stores down....that was one helluva bitch!

yeh thats a bitch, i was going to go to boston market with my family one night for dinner, but the place was closed down...the amount of junk food we have here is pretty limited aswell....i hate it when good restaurants close down and a Mcdonalds or a lame fish and chips/chicken store comes up in its place

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
I heard jack in the box was a good fast food joint, anyone been to one? they are yet another thing we do not have here...

Hahaha. Jack in the Box has killed at least 6 people. Most of the have closed since then. Never eat there.

[Sam The Egg]

when did Jack N The Box kill people? I love their burgers and I'm fi- AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Stomach explods, brain starts eating spinal cord*

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
when did Jack N The Box kill people? I love their burgers and I'm fi- AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *Stomach explods, brain starts eating spinal cord*

Haha.

Back in 93 there was an E. coli outbreak at Jack in the Box and a bunch of kids who ate there died.

[Sam The Egg]

oh? 93? So recent...I doubt they've had time to fix things since then. Hoo boy, must've been a nation-wide thing, too. Thanks for the warning, I'll just be going back to the runny meat patties of McDonalds, then...:rolleyes:

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
oh? 93? So recent...I doubt they've had time to fix things since then. Hoo boy, must've been a nation-wide thing, too. Thanks for the warning, I'll just be going back to the runny meat patties of McDonalds, then...:rolleyes:

Actually, it was Pacific Northwest wide, since that's about where all the Jack in the Boxes were at the time. Their beef was carrying E. coli, not just one Jack in the Box's beef, all their beef. Not only did a bunch of kids die, but hundreds of people were hospitalized. Keep on eating there Sam. You won't find me in no goddamn Jack in the Box...regardless if they've had time to fix the problem.

[Sam The Egg]

so you're going to avoid a nation-wide chain just because the ones in one region of the US had diseased meat 11 years ago? That's like avoiding anything with red dye because of the Red Dye #2 thing a while ago.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
so you're going to avoid a nation-wide chain just because the ones in one region of the US had diseased meat 11 years ago? That's like avoiding anything with red dye because of the Red Dye #2 thing a while ago.

First of all, I wouldn't call Jack in the Box a nation-wide chain. They're only located in 16 states. It's not like they're Burger King or anything. And yes, I will never eat at a Jack in the Box. I'm amazed they are still around after that incident. Must've had a hell of a PR person.

[Sam The Egg]

or maybe they fixed the problem, and the FDA or whoever realized that they had fixed the problem. Or maybe it wasn't even their fault. Did it ever say HOW the meat got infected?

[avenger00soul]

Why are we arguing about this again? Do you work at Jack in the Box?

Yes, they fixed the problem b/c they were forced to use a “farm to fork” system that overlooks all processes of their incoming meats. Then again, they were suspected in the nation’s first mad cow disease case. That was just a few months ago btw. I’m not going to eat there, quit trying to make me.

[Sam The Egg]

I'm not trying to make you, I don't give a shit where you eat. If you had said "I don't like Jack N The Box, I won't eat there" I would've let it go. But basing it on something that happened in part of the country 11 years ago is stupid. And they were suspected in the Mad Cow thing. Big deal. Did they say "It's Jack N the Box's fault!"? Did they link them to it?

[avenger00soul]

For the last time, Jack in the Box is only in PART of the country. It didn't just happen at one Jack in the Box.

Ok, let's say you come across a convicted child murderer, but he's been a good boy for 11 years. Would you trust him to babysit your kids? I don't trust Jack in the Box enough to ever eat there, regardless of how much time has past. The Mad Cow suspicion confirms that I will never again eat there. And, yes, that fact that their food sucks will keep me out of their restaurants too.

No matter what remark you come back with, it's not changing my mind. You think the reasons are stupid, I don't. Likewise, I'm not convincing you. Neither of us are going to change their mind on this one.

[Ritualistic]

okay since you guyz are talking about fast food chains and everything.. I was wondering if anyone on here has heard of Winn Dixie..?? it is a grocery food chain.. Reason I ask is because when I was in basic training I didnt meet anyone from the south and everyone I talked to had not heard of Winn Dixie... it is huge down here.. their tagline "The Beef People"

[avenger00soul]

I used to live next to Winn Dixie. It's just like Kroger's.

[_Leatha_Face_]

yes im in Georgia and if i met some1 down here that didnt know what winn dixie was i would porbably have to kick em in the ass

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
yes im in Georgia and if i met some1 down here that didnt know what winn dixie was i would porbably have to kick em in the ass Yeah me too.. But now I just grocery shop at the wal-mart or target grocery stores.. But I meet a lot of people from other states that had never heard of winn dixie.. it was freaky

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
Yeah me too.. But now I just grocery shop at the wal-mart or target grocery stores.. But I meet a lot of people from other states that had never heard of winn dixie.. it was freaky i never knew they didnt have winn dixies up north ??

[Sam The Egg]

Ok, let's say you come across a convicted child murderer, but he's been a good boy for 11 years. Would you trust him to babysit your kids?
Please, that's completely different. Did JNTB intentionally put the stuff in their meat? No. But the child murderer intentionally killed the kid(s). Okay, it's not in the whole country, but I didn't say it happened in one. I said it happened in PART OF THE COUNTRY! Pacific Northwest is what you said if I remember correctly. There's plenty of JNTB's here, and I'm not in the Pacific Northwest.


And I'm NOT TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. NOT. Did you see it? Here's the word again, it's an important one. NOT. I'll even paste in me saying it the first time, just in case.
I'm not trying to make you, I don't give a shit where you eat.

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
i never knew they didnt have winn dixies up north ?? I am not sure.. But I do know a girl in Arizona said she had never heard of them in her whole life.. so I guess out west they dont have them.. not sure though

[Sam The Egg]

so...how about that Idol Hands movie? :p

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
so...how about that Idol Hands movie? :p saw along time ago lol but i do remember a part when seth green had that electric knife and he said "look im leather face" quote i remember nicely

[Sam The Egg]

and then ran forward and it got unplugged. :D

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
and then ran forward and it got unplugged. :D yes lol :)

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Okay, it's not in the whole country, but I didn't say it happened in one. I said it happened in PART OF THE COUNTRY! Pacific Northwest is what you said if I remember correctly. There's plenty of JNTB's here, and I'm not in the Pacific Northwest.


And I'm NOT TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR MIND. NOT. Did you see it? Here's the word again, it's an important one. NOT. I'll even paste in me saying it the first time, just in case.

And so it continues.

First question: Were those restaurants were you live there 11 years ago? In my Pacific Northwest post, I said that's were most of them were at the time. Read it again and stop wasting my time.

Second question: Why are you still stuck on the topic of me eating there? You're confused. I know you're not trying to change my mind about EATING there. I put that in my other post as a joke in the first place. What I meant in my LAST post was you're trying to change my mind about my REASONS for not eating there. It ain't gonna happen. But you can this is up if you like. It's making my day.

[avenger00soul]

Oh, now you want to get back to Idle Hands.

[Sam The Egg]

First question: Were those restaurants were you live there 11 years ago? In my Pacific Northwest post, I said that's were most of them were at the time. Read it again and stop wasting my time.

Second question: Why are you still stuck on the topic of me eating there? You're confused. I know you're not trying to change my mind about EATING there. I put that in my other post as a joke in the first place. What I meant in my LAST post was you're trying to change my mind about my REASONS for not eating there. It ain't gonna happen. But you can this is up if you like. It's making my day.
Is it wasting your time or making your day? If it's wasting your time, then you could just join the NEW conversation. The new one is about Idol Hands. It's just like the original topic, right down to someone bringing up JNTB. If it's making your day, then that's just sad.

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Is it wasting your time or making your day? If it's wasting your time, then you could just join the NEW conversation. The new one is about Idol Hands. It's just like the original topic, right down to someone bringing up JNTB. If it's making your day, then that's just sad.

It's wasting my time b/c you are confusing the arguments and I've having to retype shit. It's making my day b/c you're making a pretty good ass out of yourself. I have a lot of friends like you who like to argue over pointless shit. So I'm used to it. Let's hear what you have to say next. I know it's coming.

[Sam The Egg]

Let's hear what you have to say next. I know it's coming.

Okay, here it is...









...wait, wait, it's coming...








...any second now...






...keep waiting, it's coming...






...just keep waiting...

[avenger00soul]

Well guess I finally shut you up.

[Sam The Egg]

No, I can just get back on the topic. But as you said EVERY time someone comes on here giving people shit, they ALWAYS bite. I hate it. They can never ignore it. Looks like you're one of those people, too. Now, do we want to talk about Idol Hands, or do we want to continue this little argument?

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
No, I can just get back on the topic. But as you said Looks like you're one of those people, too. Now, do we want to talk about Idol Hands, or do we want to continue this little argument? i wish i knew what the fuck ya'll were arguing about?

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
No, I can just get back on the topic. But as you said Looks like you're one of those people, too. Now, do we want to talk about Idol Hands, or do we want to continue this little argument?

Hahaha. Good quote Sam. I also remember you making fun of Moonsorrow for his "be the bigger man" backing down in the Blair Witch thread. So either way you're going to give me shit about it. So I'm not going to be the bigger man. I'm going to be the bigger Sam the Egg.

[Sam The Egg]

avenger has a lame reason for ignoring JNTB, we're arguing about it.

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
avenger has a lame reason for ignoring JNTB, we're arguing about it. JNTB?

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by _Leatha_Face_
JNTB?

Jack in the Box. A restaurant who killed a bunch of kids and hospitalized hundreds. But my reasons are lame.

[_Leatha_Face_]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Jack in the Box. A restaurant who killed a bunch of killed and hospitalized hundreds. But my reasons are lame. oh i have no comments on this know nothing about it :rolleyes:

[Sam The Egg]

Okay, I'll stop...again...if you tell me how it got in the meat, and whether or not you live in the region that got the infected meat

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Sam The Egg
Okay, I'll stop...again...if you tell me how it got in the meat, and whether or not you live in the region that got the infected meat

Fair enough. Don't know how it got in the meat. But seeing as how they were forced to use the "farm to fork" procedures afterward, it had to their fault and it had to happen somewhere between the farm and the restaurant. They probably don't even know.

Like I said, their beef went out to all their locations and we no longer have Jack in the Boxes in Kentucky for, what I can only guess is, that reason.

[Ritualistic]

Idole Hands fuckin ROOOOOOOOCKS!! ha ha thought I would throw that in..

[avenger00soul]

Originally posted by Ritualistic
Idole Hands fuckin ROOOOOOOOCKS!! ha ha thought I would throw that in..

Right Ritual, BACK to Idol Hands. Anyone else find it interesting that it was filmed in the same neighborhood as Halloween?

[MichaelMyers]

Great thread. lol

[Ritualistic]

Originally posted by avenger00soul
Right Ritual, BACK to Idol Hands. Anyone else find it interesting that it was filmed in the same neighborhood as Halloween?
I didnt know that... learn something new everyday. just watched it last night with my nephew, he fucking loves this movie.

[cheebacheeba]

Cmon Sam, admit it....you were made redundant when Jackinthebox went down, weren't ya???

[Sam The Egg]

okay, I'm back. What'd I miss?

[Ultimamk]

I found that it sucked zombie testicles as a horror but as a comedy was alright.

[predfan]

yeh some funny jokes, but not enough IMO