Dr.Kelvinstein
01-14-2004, 11:09 PM
Anyone besides me want to fess up to watching this thing (I'm looking at you, Avenger). In my opinion it's the Gone With The Wind Of horror ninja movies. Thank God for Cannon Films and those crazy Israeli schlockmeisters Golan and Globus for giving us more ninja movies than you can shake a sword at. Lucinda Dickey should've won an Oscar for this!!!!
And speaking of Lucinda Dickey, anyone ever see her in Cheerleader Camp with ultra-hotty Betsy Russell and porn star Terry Wiegel?? Cute little Lucinda played the team's mascot who dressed up like a dancing gator or some such nonsense and killed popular girls because she was too frumpy(!?!?) to make the team. It's most memorable as the movie Betsy DIDN'T show her breasts in. Whaz up with that?
Not horror, but while I'm on the subject of Ninja movies, anyone ever see American Ninja for the most absurd piece of ninja-fu committed to film? In the final fight with Dudkoff, the evil black ninja zaps lasers out of some gizmo strapped to his wrist. No explantion for this technology is given, of course. If lthe dude had a laser, why did he need to become a ninja in the first place????
And speaking of Lucinda Dickey, anyone ever see her in Cheerleader Camp with ultra-hotty Betsy Russell and porn star Terry Wiegel?? Cute little Lucinda played the team's mascot who dressed up like a dancing gator or some such nonsense and killed popular girls because she was too frumpy(!?!?) to make the team. It's most memorable as the movie Betsy DIDN'T show her breasts in. Whaz up with that?
Not horror, but while I'm on the subject of Ninja movies, anyone ever see American Ninja for the most absurd piece of ninja-fu committed to film? In the final fight with Dudkoff, the evil black ninja zaps lasers out of some gizmo strapped to his wrist. No explantion for this technology is given, of course. If lthe dude had a laser, why did he need to become a ninja in the first place????