HDC the Movie - Part V

[newb]

oooooo....I loves me a good western.

http://www.meltcomics.com/events/pix/western.jpg

[Disease]

damn it where were the trailers, I missed the begginning...

[_____V_____]

damn it where were the trailers, I missed the begginning...


2 of em here -

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31420&page=20


and 1 here -

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=31053&page=32


Enjoy!;)

[Disease]

Oh yeah, that's right... sorry.

[alkytrio666]

Rad, V! F'in rad!

[GorePhobia]

Good stuff so far.

[massacre man]

I'm glad I requested that you do this one. :)

[Freak]

Awesome job so far V.This is really going to be good.

[Despare]

At least the horses were still there...

[alkytrio666]

At least the horses were still there...
...Bastard!

[Despare]

...Bastard!

I mean... the horse are important. Wait no! I meant... without the horses it would be tough for the others to survive. Dammit! What I meant was, if the horses died people would have been sad...

;)

[_____V_____]

I mean... the horse are important. Wait no! I meant... without the horses it would be tough for the others to survive. Dammit! What I meant was, if the horses died people would have been sad...

;)

Horses for courses, of course. Horses are very important to a western, especially if its horror. Sometimes more important than...people.:D

2nd part in a bit...

[Disease]

oooohhhh, then what happend?

[AUSTIN316426808]

So far so good.

[ferretchucker]

This is great. A new type of story all together. Slightly darker. Just as good as Massacre's. I think, if this goes well, you should write a prequel. I've already guessed why __V__ is so strong and fast - His disease.

[tic]

Trying to work out which film this is based on, Dracula or Dracula, Prince of Darkness.

Or maybe just coincidence.

[massacre man]

I'd be pissed off if I were you, __V__, you've told Hammerfan to stay put twice and she hasn't listened once.

[ferretchucker]

Put a bullet in her head. Like I said, I need a prequel. Have our charcters descendants also knowing each other.

[The_Raven]

This keeps getting better and better. Keep 'em coming.


Edgar

[missmacabre]

Trying to work out which film this is based on, Dracula or Dracula, Prince of Darkness.

Or maybe just coincidence.
First scene made me think dracula too.

[ferretchucker]

I did actually think that too. I think it's meant to be that kind of film.

[tic]

Maybe this will be based on the classic horror films.

Expect to find a man-made monster somewhere.

[ferretchucker]

that would be cool. All the teasers show that Zero will be in this.

[massacre man]

that would be cool. All the teasers show that Zero will be in this.

The cloaked man, perhaps?

[ferretchucker]

In the commercial break of livin' it HDC.


The screen is black. The words

"Witness the legend"

apper. Some sharp teeth appear on the screen and the camera goes into the throat. A Letter "Z" appears.

[ferretchucker]

so was that zero, massacreman -werewolf or zero - werewolf.

[_____V_____]

so was that zero, massacreman -werewolf or zero - werewolf.

Keep guessing till ____V____ provides the answers.;)

[ferretchucker]

Opening trailers to HDC the movie part V.

A guy is running along a path on his own. There's lightning and thunder and rain. He keeps looking behind him. He stops and looks all around himself. He's puzzled. He looks up and his becomes one of sheer terror. Another lightning flash and the guy is gone, only a pool of blood is left on the floor. It begins running through the rain water in the shape of a Z.

[massacre man]

Clever title. "HDC The Movie - Part V" when __V__ is writing it, did you mean to do that or...?

[ferretchucker]

Ha! I just noticed that. Maybe my upcoming film should be called Part Z

[massacre man]

Ha! I just noticed that. Maybe my upcoming film should be called Part Z

That should be Part 7 since Z looks like 7 if 7 fell into a swimming pool of nuclear waste and grew a tail so that it looked like Z instead of 7 so it would be Z. :confused:

[ferretchucker]

have you guessed what mine will be about yet?

[massacre man]

have you guessed what mine will be about yet?

Zoro, Zapp Brannigan, Pauly Shore, or Zero.

[ferretchucker]

hehehe. Why would you think Zorro?

[massacre man]

hehehe. Why would you think Zorro?

I like how you question Zorro and not Zapp or Pauly Shore...

I'm at the edge of my... bed, __V__. This better be a transvestite witch coming for them.

[ferretchucker]

Write another part __V__

[The_Raven]

Nice writing skills. Keep going.


Edgar

[GorePhobia]

Getting pretty good!!!

[massacre man]

On it is inscribed "M.M."

Those bastards!

[ferretchucker]

Not massacre man! He was the bravest of us all! (Can I have a brief cameo?)

[Disease]

So we must be a good 20 minutes into the movie by now...

[ferretchucker]

come on! Make me have a cameo. If he found Massacre's body, then mine would've been nearby. I wanna be slightly alive. Maybe on a table saying "kill...me", then ripley, I mean __V__ uses a flamethrower to burn me!

[massacre man]

Alright buddy, we haven't gotten a new part today, I need my fix.

[ferretchucker]

Disease becomes a cloaked figure worthy of comenting on how good you've become! This fucked up! Ferretchucker needs to make an appearance. Either a cameo, or some relative of mine. My brother, Weaselthrower lives somewhere nearby!

[ferretchucker]

And my dad of the same name as me.

[massacre man]

Ferret, please, wait to see how it unfolds. Stop begging.

Please continue, __V__.

[_____V_____]

Ah damnit...all the time it took me to type this...logged me out...and I log back in and all disappears!!!!:mad:

Fuckin' timer!!!:mad:

[_____V_____]

Ok lets try this again...

[newb]

Ah damnit...all the time it took me to type this...logged me out...and I log back in and all disappears!!!!:mad:

Fuckin' timer!!!:mad:

notepad....cut & paste

[_____V_____]

notepad....cut & paste

Darn thing didnt strike me. Thanks, bro...for the next time.:)

[massacre man]

I'm rich biatch...

[GorePhobia]

fo sho....

[ferretchucker]

Wait, I thought massacreman was dead/ dying! Where's hammer? Where's disease? In short, WHAT THE FUCK?!





Good story though, it's kept me guessing. Keep it up.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Wait, I thought massacreman was dead/ dying!

"Rewinding the clock back to earlier in the gloomy, overcast day."

[ferretchucker]

could be, but then how did he escape the situation at the end of part 4?

[massacre man]

"___V___: Its the virus. It is eating me up inside but has given me extra sharp senses and other abilities."

Sit back and await your answers, trooper.

[ferretchucker]

Do you know something I don't? And I thought the Virus killed, unless he got the antidote and the mix gave him abilities.

[massacre man]

Do you know something I don't? And I thought the Virus killed, unless he got the antidote and the mix gave him abilities.

I know nothing you don't.

I've got ideas for part 6 __V__ so hurry the fuck up... Kidding. Though I have been toying with ideas for part 6. I look forward to reading more of this, fine sir.

[_____V_____]

You are being overtly testosteronic, my young whipper-snapper. Relax, take a deep breath...and keep reading.

All will be revealed.:cool:

[ferretchucker]

what once was cloudy is now clear!





But I still see no mention of the name Ferretchucker. ;)

[_____V_____]

Keep watching this thread. Next part will be up tonight when I return from work.;)

[ferretchucker]

cool. I'll probably be asleep by then (I'm in the UK remember) but this is really good.



It's nightime and a guy is walking along in the zoo, in a zoo workers uniform. He's whistling to himself when he hears some muching. He looks at the sign to the cage and it's the chimp area. He slowly moves to the bars.

Guy: Hey Chris! I told you not to feed them at this ti-!

A hairy, red arm reaches out and grabs his neck. The screen goes blank and the sound of munching can still be heard.

HDC The Movie: 7ero appears in blood red writing.

[massacre man]

Nuts to this, I'll advertise my shit too.

*A pitch-black screen, a narrator begins talking*

Narrator: He's been through hell and back, he's encountered the most dangerous threats known to man, but now... he returns home...

*A shot of Massacre Man walking down a road, tired and weary when he comes across a sign that reads "Now entering Shady Side", he stops and looks at it*

Massacre Man: Finally...

*The screen goes black again*

Narrator: But it's not over.

*A scene of Massacre Man standing in the shadows holding a blood-soaked bat over something off-screen, he stops when he hears a clicking behind him, he turns to see a large group of cops pointing their guns at him from their cars*

Massacre Man: Damn it...

*The screen goes black again, the sound of gunshots echo*

HDC: THE MOVIE 6

[ferretchucker]

are you and __V__ the only characters to have appeared in all 5 films?

[massacre man]

are you and __V__ the only characters to have appeared in all 5 films?

I don't recall if Neverending was in yours or not...

[ferretchucker]

He made a brief appearance to kill OMCdave and trippin.

[newb]

Keep watching this thread. Next part will be up tonight when I return from work.;)

Thats bullshit...THIS is your job.




sure it might not pay the rent....but it keeps us entertained.:D

[massacre man]

He made a brief appearance to kill OMCdave and trippin.

Then me, __V__, and Neverending.

[ferretchucker]

Here you go. I remember Neverening complaining he was out of character.



In a house across the street, OMCdave takes off the binoculars.

OMCdave: Let's see what's happening next door in Mrs. Blankenships house...

Trippin_the_rif: My turn!

Neverending enters the room with a shot gun and blasts their heads off.

Neverending: Bloody wankers!

[newb]

Here you go. I remember Neverening complaining he was out of character.

Probably because he is from Oregon....the term "bloody wankers" is most likely not used a lot there.

:D

[massacre man]

Thats bullshit...THIS is your job.




sure it might not pay the rent....but it keeps us entertained.:D

Yeah, what's more important? Keeping your house or providing me with entertainment and joy?

[ferretchucker]

You got a problem with that Newb?

[ferretchucker]

Excellent! That's my great great great grandpappy Ferret. He was a deputy and lived so long! Lived into the sequel!

But if the ferretchucker in HDC4 is me, then who's the one in HDC3 and HDC2?


Questions, questions...

[GorePhobia]

damn i really cant get any love around here

ive been used like two times in this series and they were both shitty :(

[massacre man]

Excellent! That's my great great great grandpappy Ferret. He was a deputy and lived so long! Lived into the sequel!

But if the ferretchucker in HDC4 is me, then who's the one in HDC3 and HDC2?


Questions, questions...

You're like a ferret, you fuck another ferretchucker and make a bunch of other ferretchuckers.

[ferretchucker]

you mean...I'm a ferretfucker?


I suppose it's a big family and the ferretchucker from this one had lots of children with different women who all named their children after him.

[massacre man]

Next part? :D

[ferretchucker]

We're waiting mr.__V__

[newb]

Marya Zaleska: Do we take the car, or our horses?


hmmmm....kinda tough to ride a horse in a dress.

:D

[massacre man]

Marya Zaleska: Do we take the car, or our horses?


hmmmm....kinda tough to ride a horse in a dress.

:D

Bareass riding bareback?



I've figured out my idea for part 6, sort of a combination between Slither, Shaun of the Dead, Knocked Up (I know it isn't a horror movie, but still), and a teensy bit of The Thing and Wrong Turn/Deliverance, maybe another teensy bit of They Live.

[ferretchucker]

I like these parts. I'm obviously the best charcter. I just hope I get to meet __V__. This is the third film __V__ and a ferretchucker charcter have been in together and none of them have met. Also, there are some references to past movies, but this feels very olden timey. Is it just set in a place where they use horses instead of cars?

[massacre man]

I like these parts. I'm obviously the best charcter. I just hope I get to meet __V__. This is the third film __V__ and a ferretchucker charcter have been in together and none of them have met. Also, there are some references to past movies, but this feels very olden timey. Is it just set in a place where they use horses instead of cars?

They stated, "Should we take the cars or the horses" or something along those lines earlier.

[ferretchucker]

Fair enough.

[tic]

I like these parts. I'm obviously the best charcter.

You were going to be until I killed you for not shutting up!

;)

[ferretchucker]

12 chimes ring in the distance. Midnight. A harsh wind is blowing through the house. Hammerfan is writhing around on the table, the chains around her arms and legs rattle.

Hammerfan: Please. My dad manages a hotel in Paris. I can get you money.

The cloaked figure is fiddling around with something on a table. The sound of scarping can be heard. There is only one light in the room. The candle.

Figure: Why would I want your money? I have no use for it.

Hammerfan: Please. You seem angry. I can help you.

Figure: Help me? HELP ME?!

The person turns around to reveal themself to be Rayne!

Rayne: I was killed. Killed and brought back to life. I got my revenge though, and it was sweet!

Hammerfan: Killed? You...you're a zombie?!

Rayne: If you have to put it so bluntly, yes. I was killed by your pathetic friend out there's little helper. But I got revenge. Not so long ago I was drowned ina lake. Next thing I knew I was being held in some hairy red arms. My monkey friend.

Hammerfan: That...thing?

Rayne: Shut the fuck up! He brought me back and took me here. now I know why. He is more powerful than God and more loathesome than Satan. You pathetic humans, I'm ashamed to say I was one of you, have nothing. You eat, cry and destroy. Zero is alone. But not for long. Not more will humans destroy or hate. You will be one.

Hammerfan: How? How can you-

Rayne: I said shut up! Here's one I made earlier.

She pulls on a chain and something rises from the floor. It's a sheet of metal with someone tied to it. Alkytrio.

Hammerfan: Oh my god. That's...that's my driver.

Rayne: Was your driver. Observe. Number 6, what will you do.

He speaks in a cross between a moan and a cough.

Alky: Ex...ist. I will br...ing...more...here.

Rayne: He exists to exist. He does not eat. He will die within days. But not before giving birth.

Hammerfan: What?!

Rayne: I have made an artificial womb. I used frogs eggs and put them inside it. His own "fertiliser" will help out. It will produce a race that will only live for a few weeks, but will not need to eat and will be born in huge groups.

Hammerfan: But...why?

Rayne: To keep the Plants alive. We breathe in Oxygen, and outCarbon Dioxide. Plants do the reverse. You humans destroy the earth, but no longer.

Hammerfan: You'll destroy humanity to keep the trees alive...

Rayne: Yeh. And because it's fun.

Meanwhile, outside the house...

__V__: Run faster! He's catching up!

__V__ and disease are running away from the red figure that is Zero.

Zero: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Disease: Why are we running? You have that super strength thingy!

__V__: I'm weak! Too weak.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! The sound of bullets fill the night air. Zero falls down. So does __V__.

Disease: STOP!!! WE MEAN NO HARM!!!

Ferretchucker: I shot someone! I actaully shot someone!

Disease: Stop! Who are you?

Tic: The police! Put your hands up and step into the light.

Disease walks into the moonlight with his hands up.

Disease: You shot the wrong guy! __V__ is with me!

__V__ groans.

Marya: What about him?

He signals to Zero.

Disease: Shoot him all you-

HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!

Disease: It's the girl.

__V__ jumps up and pulls something out of his arm. The bullet.

__V__: Come on!

He starts running.

Disease: WAIT!!!!!

__V__ stops.

Disease: Zero's gone!!!

A manic laughter fills the air.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[The_Raven]

Interesting, young man. But you left more questions than answers.

I think we all will be well served with waiting for the original storyteller to complete his version, rather than a new take on it.


Edgar

[ferretchucker]

Laughter in the dark. Hammerfan wakes up faced with a horrible sight, still shaken from the dream of fish people and a zombie lady.






MM, can you take over, I re-read my thing and Raven has a point. I'm waiting for you to do HDC VI so I can get started on Part 7ero. So in answer to what happened just up there. It was a dream.

[massacre man]

MM, can you take over, I re-read my thing and Raven has a point. I'm waiting for you to do HDC VI so I can get started on Part 7ero. So in answer to what happened just up there. It was a dream.

I'll give it a bit to see if anyone else would like to, if not I'll take over.

__V__, if you're reading this, could you PM me a short description of your plans for later so I don't trample them too badly?

[_____V_____]

Done.

Its all yours, mass.

[ferretchucker]

A big hall with a stage. A young man is playing the piano. He finishes playing and bows to the audience, then goes backstage. Nobody is there. He looks around. Suddenly a hairy red hand grabs him by the neck and pulls him up.

Cut to a shot of the audience cheering. The curtains on stage open again to reveal the pianist's head on a spike with a huge Z carved into it. Everyone screams and runs for the door. It's jammed. Suddenly,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!



HDC The Movie Part 7ero
Coming soon

[_____V_____]

Very nice, mass. Almost exactly how I would have proceeded.

Keep going...this will be REALLY good...I can feel it...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

missing something

[GorePhobia]

missing something

a bitchy character who always has imput in everything?

[ferretchucker]

Great story so far. Really entertaining and I'm always wondering what's coming next. I think you should bring Horrorobsessed back into this. She never died did she?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Besides....oh nevermind. So far so good, MM.

[ferretchucker]

This is getting really good. I can't wait for the next part. Where am I and Disease? WHERE?!

[GorePhobia]

Or where is GORE!!!???

[crabapple]

That's some funny stuff!~

[_____V_____]

Good work. This is good stuff.

[ferretchucker]

excellent. My end was a bit sad though. Broght a tear to my eye. And the tear hurt because I CANT BLINK ANYMORE!!! Anyway, I'll be back in some shape or form. Whether in this one, the sequel or the sequel after that (HDC Part 7ero, I'm writing it!)

[ferretchucker]

Poor fortunato. Poor ferretchucker. He should be one of the wolves! I can see it now. Disease spots a wolf running at him with a big hole in his head and....NO EYELIDS!!!

[_____V_____]

Very nice and fitting conclusion. Excellent job, mass.

~¤~ HAPPY HALLOWEEN ALL ~¤~

[ferretchucker]

nice ending. Now, Can you hurry up with part 6 so I can start on part 7ero?

Also, since HDC The Movie III, it has been tradition to involve a character named Ferretchucker. :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Nice job MM.

[massacre man]

Thanks for the kind words, gents.

I'm glad I didn't disappoint you __V__.

[Rayne]

We have some incredibly talented people here, for REAL...Must come from watching all those horror movies :D

Excellent start _V_, and an amazing job at picking up and wrapping it up MM...WOW, you guys should REALLY make some movies


*Anxiously awaits the next sequel*


HEY...Aren't sequels supposed to SUCK...Especialy when you get up to this many? :p

Looks like you guys are even BETTER than 'big guys' :)