how would you kill someone

[the_man_you_fear]

I know we all thought about it so how would you do it? me Id probably use a sledgehammer to the face or beat someone with their own leg whatever. so how bout you?

[Rayne]

We've done this thread here quite a few times, so I'm sure that the 'regulars' already know mine...But, you're new...Soooo...


Ex Husband (or any suitable asshole) Body Disposal Plan

Before you start, you will need to obtain at least 3 rather large dogs

1) I recommend strangulation or suffocation...The bigger the mess, the more difficult it is to explain certain things (forensics has come a long way)...I suggest you do this when he is sleeping...If you run into a problem (as they do tend to struggle like crazy, upon awakening) I suggest you keep something nearby to subdue them with...You will know what works best for you...Just keep in mind that even the smallest head wound tends to bleed profusely...Avoid bloodshed at all costs...There is far too much evidence obtained by blood, besides, who wants to clean that up? If you do find it necessary to use some sort of bludgeon, make certain that it is a common household item, something easily explanatory, that doesn't seem out of place...Be sure to run the item through the dishwasher on high temp...There are always tissue particles that you may not be able to see...If you do end up with blood, DO NOT wash it down the drain...Drains are checked...Like I said, avoid bloodshed at all costs

2) Take the body to a remote area with a running water source...a swift stream, or river (a river is a much better choice)...Transport the body in a vehicle that it is accustomed to...So that the body's hair will not be suspicious if found there, there are always a few strands that you cannot see...DO NOT put the body in the trunk...It is unusual to find hair in the trunk...Sit the body up in the front seat...If you have made a discernable head wound, be sure to put a hat over it...This should be done between 3am and 4 am...You have to finish before rush hour traffic in the morning...Do not speed, obey all traffic laws, make certain that the vehicles lights are all working properly and that the exhaust isn't loud, wear your seatbelt and put one on the body, too...Do not give them any reason to pull you over...If you do get pulled over, tell them that your friend is passed out drunk and you are driving him home...DO NOT give your 'friend's' name...Give the name of someone that matches his description...A false name will arouse suspicion...If you can't think of a good one, you could just give a first name and say that you don't know his last name...Remember that any story that you can come up with is more easily verifiable than you realize...For example...If you say, "I don't know his name, I just met him at a bar" You may be asked "what bar?" and "at what time?"...These things can be checked out by receipts and witnesses...Keep this in mind and just keep it simple

3) Place body at the edge of the stream and allow the head to rest in the water...Slit the jugular vein with a common kitchen knife (which will later be run through the dishwasher), Allow all blood to drain from the body...Be certain that it doesn't get in the soil or on the grass, ONLY in the water...If the water isn't deep enough, the blood will stick to rocks (blood is extremely sticky)...If this isn't done quickly, it will be difficult to accomplish the "draining" at all...As the body cools, the blood doesn't flow as well

4) Take the body back home in the same way that you previously transported it...During the planning, you should have obtained an industrial meat grinder (like the one's they have in butcher shops)..."obtained" NOT "purchased"...A recent purchase looks very suspicious and ALL recent purchases are checked out...Try to find one at a garage sale, or some other place that you will be easily forgotten, with no receipts...The older it looks, the less suspicion it will arouse...Cut up the body as you would a chicken...If you drained the blood well, the mess won't be as bad as you think...Run the pieces through the meat grinder, bones and all...Yes, the bones will grind, it is very difficult, but not impossible

5) Be certain that you have not fed your dogs for at least 2 days...Feed them at this point...Any leftovers should be wrapped in butcher paper in 1 or 2 pound packs...Label it "hamburger" or "sausage" and freeze it...Continue feeding your dogs until your supply is depleted

6) Clean up the crime scene, be certain that there are no signs of a struggle, no "drag marks" in the yard...If you are worried about the meat grinder, run it through the dishwasher and dispose of it in a dumpster behind a butcher shop...Wash the sheets and clothing...Place them in a Salvation Army donation box

7) Smile with satisfaction as the officers scrape your ex off of their shoes ...and know that you have done the correct thing as he has been restored to what he truly seemed to be intended

Do not speak of this to ANYONE...Before, during or after...EVER...Everyone eventually wants to talk about it, and that's almost always how they end up getting caught...You can trust NO ONE...Don't even write it down or type it out.................OOPS! :p

[the_man_you_fear]

wow you really hate your ex

[Rayne]

wow you really hate your exNah...'Twas all in fun :)

[Freak]

Well first I would kidnap the person that I wanted to kill and take them deep into the woods.Just so you know I am extremely angry at this person.Next I tie them to a tree with a thick chain and some razor wire.Next I would shoot tiny darts at them.Not big enough to kill them just enough so that they feel it.Then some much needed sal would go into the wounds.Then pour gasoline on them and light a smoke.I would tease them repeatdly with it over and over again makign them think I'm about to set them on fire.Then I would slowly walk away like I'm finished and then at the last second turn around and throw the cigarette at them covering them in flames.

Yeah I know I'm twisted.

[novakru]

I know we all thought about it so how would you do it? me Id probably use a sledgehammer to the face or beat someone with their own leg whatever. so how bout you?

I think you are someone that was here before under a different name.
You got a new computer.

Or you are new and THIS, this thread for ideas on how to murder someone you hate, is why you're here.


Yes, yes-I am clever:D

[the_man_you_fear]

I think you are someone that was here before under a different name.
You got a new computer.

Or you are new and THIS, this thread for ideas on how to murder someone you hate, is why you're here.


Yes, yes-I am clever:D

in response

no, no, maybe, and not really

p.s. if I was a killer I wouldnt tell you

[Elvis_Christ]

The only way to kill someone is with kindness

[novakru]

in response

no, no, maybe, and not really

p.s. if I was a killer I wouldnt tell you

I was joking, asshole:mad:

[bleeding_angelgirl]

first i would plan. i would lay down a plastic floor covering that painters use in my car trunk. then i would put in my trunk concret mixture and supplies needed for it. I would also bring some think to break apart old concrete. with all this in my trunk i would bring it to the abandoned factory by me. that i would have surveyed before hand to make sure cops wouldn’t go in. after I arrive I would set up my surplice make a 4 foot hole in the ground of the old cement and long enough to fit a body in. after i set up i would go out and get a syringe and fill it with air (inserting air in the bloodstream is lethal i read in a medical book). after that i would go to my exs house through one of the windows he left ope. (he never locks them) and while he’s sleeping sneak over and tie him to the chair. Then i would insert the air in to his blood stream. When I know he is dead, I would bring him out side, put him in the trunk, and drive to the warehouse. I would use bleach to scrub down his body to remove any traces of dna. Then i would throw him in hole. After that, before I lay the concrete I would put on one of those white suits that the two kids in murder by numbers used. a precaution to make sure no evidence lands in the concrete. Then I would mix and poor the concrete over the body preventing any maggot formation that might give away the body.

the end.

[the_man_you_fear]

I was joking, asshole:mad:

hey dont get mad alright. kick back go make a quesadiea or somthing.

[Rayne]

first i would plan. i would lay down a plastic floor covering that painters use in my car trunk. then i would put in my trunk concret mixture and supplies needed for it. I would also bring some think to break apart old concrete. with all this in my trunk i would bring it to the abandoned factory by me.


WOW...That's a lotta junk in your trunk :p :D


PSST...You would also have to take a jackhammer, hammerdrill or sawsall (or circular saw) with a masonry blade to cut out the old concrete...Those make a HELL of a lot of noise...Whatcha gonna do about THAT, huh?

[AUSTIN316426808]

In whatever way the situation allows.

And there's also the ridiculous thing I always jokinly say off the top of my head...

Cover 'em in blood and throw 'em in a shark tank.

[the_man_you_fear]

jackhammer, need I say more? they cant make a conviction if theres nothing of the body.

[bleeding_angelgirl]

WOW...That's a lotta junk in your trunk :p :D


PSST...You would also have to take a jackhammer, hammerdrill or sawsall (or circular saw) with a masonry blade to cut out the old concrete...Those make a HELL of a lot of noise...Whatcha gonna do about THAT, huh?

crap i dident even think about the noise. i have to find a more secluded place then. grrr and i was planning on doing this next week!! j/k any future ideas for murder im running through you lol

[GorePhobia]

wow you people have it all planned out.....creepy

[bleeding_angelgirl]

it has got to be planned if you dont want to get caught and i plan on leading a very fullfilling life.

[bwind22]

Usually I will just rip out their heart with my bare hand and then show it to them, but if caught on a bad day I will rip out their heart with my bare hand and then let them see me take a bite out of it before they black out.

[Psycom5k]

well... under the assumption that I would kill somebody, first I would kidnap them and take them deep into the woods, or somewhere secluded with nobody around. Then I would Tie them to a tree, after that I would inject them with a massive ammount of blood thinners. Then I would just strip them down and start making lots and lots of small cuts. If needed I would inject more blood thinners and keep making those cuts until they either bleed to death or I get sick of waiting...

I would also make sure that there was no evidence at all. That would be the tricky part.