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crabapple
09-15-2007, 07:52 PM
New variation on poo nuts is ratt-nutz
Whats rat nuts wellllll.......if you have a pet rat, hold it up by its tail and there you go, that's rat nutz...whoo!
Sorry Crabs.....ain't gonna catch on...just doesn't have the same FLOW as "POO-NUTS".
Ya see.........its missing the "Feng shui".
crabapple
09-16-2007, 02:56 AM
awwww poo nuts
Kemal
09-16-2007, 09:06 AM
I like to combine as much profanity in one long stream as possible.
"Shat-damn-bitch-fuck-cunt-whore!" I can say that real fast.
crabapple
09-16-2007, 09:37 AM
No, no, no, no! I mean that's good and all...but rat nuts and poo nuts are all about being mild, it has to be a swear word you can say around people and they'll hardly notice it or maybe they'll giggle
Angra
09-16-2007, 10:12 AM
No, no, no, no! I mean that's good and all...but rat nuts and poo nuts are all about being mild, it has to be a swear word you can say around people and they'll hardly notice it or maybe they'll giggle
How about, "Buddha"!!!
I say that sometimes instead of "Crap"!!!
Psycom5k
09-16-2007, 11:50 AM
How about, "Buddha"!!!
I say that sometimes instead of "Crap"!!!
I'm sure buddhists appreciate that.
scarecrow666
09-16-2007, 01:10 PM
New variation on poo nuts is ratt-nutz
Whats rat nuts wellllll.......if you have a pet rat, hold it up by its tail and there you go, that's rat nutz...whoo!
I can buy bags of these down my local Kwik-E-Mart.
They are fucking tasty.
massacre man
09-16-2007, 01:17 PM
....Ha...Ha...
Psycom5k
09-16-2007, 02:31 PM
I can buy bags of these down my local Kwik-E-Mart.
They are fucking tasty.
Rat-nuts don't sound too tasty. But hey, maybe you like the taste of rodent testicles.... to each their own.
scarecrow666
09-16-2007, 02:43 PM
Rat-nuts don't sound too tasty. But hey, maybe you like the taste of rodent testicles.... to each their own.
LOFL.:D ..........I was joking.:rolleyes:
Despare
09-16-2007, 07:49 PM
I've just started using Bill Murray's "mother puss-bucket". People seem to get a kick out of it.
Angra
09-17-2007, 08:18 AM
I've just started using Bill Murray's "mother puss-bucket". People seem to get a kick out of it.
I don't.
Change it. :cool:
crabapple
09-17-2007, 08:20 AM
You are the absolute coolest. I mean that!:)
I know! Well hey, you know how it is. Rat-nuts. Rat nutz!
Despare
09-17-2007, 08:33 AM
I don't.
Change it. :cool:
I was actually hoping you wouldn't. :p
Disease
09-17-2007, 10:11 AM
Fuck Rat-Nutz Fuck !!!
crabapple
09-19-2007, 11:14 AM
If you ever had a pet rat that got loose one night and you woke up with that rat walking around on your face, then, you have a pretty good idea of what rat-nutz are I would say
Give it up Crabs......it just ain't taking. Be happy with poo-nuts.
massacre man
09-19-2007, 02:58 PM
While we're on the topic of random shit...
I do believe I made it onto the Improv team at my school. YIP YIP!
crabapple
09-19-2007, 03:34 PM
Awww poo nutz
crabapple
09-20-2007, 12:27 AM
Dammit, I changed my mind! I don't care what anyone says. Rat nuts!!
Miss Olivia
09-20-2007, 08:40 AM
Rat nuts and chicken butts!!!!
crabapple
09-20-2007, 08:55 AM
Rat nuts and chicken butts!!!!
OH! that's a good title right there.
Miss Olivia
09-20-2007, 10:11 AM
Coming soon: Crabapple's life story:
Rat Nuts And Chicken Butts: A Memoir:D
This thread reminds me of "Big Daddy Ed Roth's" model kits. I had one when I was a kid.
*sounds of crickets*
Ok.....it was a FEW years ago.
http://img3.buzznet.com/assets/users8/coop666/default/gallery-1122938059-msg-11943-2.jpg
http://kidshow.dcmemories.com/ccrf_229.gif
crabapple
09-20-2007, 11:28 AM
Oh, now, Big Daddy Roth wasn't that long ago.
Well, maybe it was.
OMG!
SON OF A BITCH I MISSED IT
YESTERDAY WAS "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY".........AND I RAT-NUTSED MISSED IT.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day.png
POO-NUTS
crabapple
09-20-2007, 08:05 PM
that is a proper usage of poo nuts yes
missmacabre
09-21-2007, 07:26 AM
we're also just ending Tolkien Week. September 16-22. Hobbit day is tomorrow. :)
crabapple
09-21-2007, 07:59 AM
Really! I will watch one of teh Lord of teh Rings movies then.
_____V_____
09-21-2007, 08:07 AM
LOTR? poo nuts!
Hobbit? Rat nuts!
We should have a grammar book for these words already.
Rayne
09-21-2007, 08:15 AM
Rat nuts and chicken butts!!!!
Oh, now THAT one I like...Great combo...Say that out loud together as a swear...haha...I did...That was great
We should have a grammar book for these words already.OOOOO...New community project!...Get ready for it...Here it comes...
HDC'S FREAKTIONARY
Dustin and I were actually working on our very own freaktionary, a couple of years ago, for words that we made up, complete with detailed definitions...But, then the baby came along and everything got halted...It was SOO much fun and so very funny...Maybe we'll pick it back up someday....Or maybe you guys could make us one...*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* :D
_____V_____
09-21-2007, 08:23 AM
OOOOO...New community project!...Get ready for it...Here it comes...
HDC'S FREAKTIONARY
Dustin and I were actually working on our very own freaktionary, a couple of years ago, for words that we made up, complete with detailed definitions...But, then the baby came along and everything got halted...It was SOO much fun and so very funny...Maybe we'll pick it back up someday....Or maybe you guys could make us one...*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* :D
Errrrrrrrrrrr.....
(thinkin about the 4 big HDC projects in hand already)
Sure. Anytime.;)
Rayne
09-21-2007, 08:30 AM
Errrrrrrrrrrr.....
(thinkin about the 4 big HDC projects in hand already)
Sure. Anytime.;)HaHa...I know you've got a lot on your plate already :)
I was thinking like maybe we could just make a thread and everyone could add their definitions...You know, something loose and simple...Just fun and
DAMMIT...THE BABY IS NAKED AGAIN!
I'll be back in a little bit..I gotta find some damned duct tape...*Heads to the basement*
_____V_____
09-21-2007, 08:33 AM
whoa!
dont let him near the emus...remember what happened the last time?:eek:
crabapple
09-21-2007, 09:12 AM
So, saying poo nuts to the baby doesn't work anymore...?
Rayne
09-21-2007, 09:19 AM
So, saying poo nuts to the baby doesn't work anymore...?
Are you kidding?...Of COURSE it works...He always laughs (but, this new diaper thing was kinda preoccupying him, ya know? :))
The rats nuts thing has US laughing...lol
He's all good now...Calmed down, watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, with diaper ON!!!
Psycom5k
09-21-2007, 01:43 PM
Are you kidding?...Of COURSE it works...He always laughs (but, this new diaper thing was kinda preoccupying him, ya know? :))
The rats nuts thing has US laughing...lol
He's all good now...Calmed down, watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force, with diaper ON!!!
Till he takes it off again. :)