Uhhh don't know where to post this....

[Psycom5k]

Yeah this may be off topic for this area, but I didn't see an Off Topic section.... so... if there is, or there is a specific area I should be posting this in could a mod move it please?


Anyways, I just got done watching one of the most fucked up movies I have ever seen.... I lost my lunch at one point... no lie... and almost did it again a couple more times...... The name of the movie is Dirty Sanchez:The Movie. Its like a british version of Jackass, and it is ten times as bad as Jackass 2. I was either gagging, cringing, or laughing my ass off during this movie.... also... if your a homophobe don't watch this... there is alot of full frontal male nudity, ALOT OF IT. that and there are a bunch of thai boy/girls.... and one of the guys in the movie makes out with one, thinking its a girl... also there is a joke thats played on one guy that gets a tattoo that you have to wait until the end of the movie to find out what it says, since its in russian, and you'll laugh your ass off at it. i give the movie a 9/10 myself.... because some parts I would just rather have not seen....

[Angra]

Damn, i'm never gonna watch that movie.

Thanks for the warning, mate.



I felt queezy after watching jackass..

[Kemal]

I would never watch a movie titled "Dirty Sanchez" anyway.

[massacre man]

I don't like Sanchez, they're always calm, the funniest part of Jackass (to me at least) was the reactions to what was happening, and Chris Pontius and Ryan Dunn said some funny things.

[Psycom5k]

I don't like Sanchez, they're always calm, the funniest part of Jackass (to me at least) was the reactions to what was happening, and Chris Pontius and Ryan Dunn said some funny things.

I don't get what you mean by calm, because I didn't really see one calm thing in the movie. Lemme just give you a list of offensive things in the movie......


Animal cruelty - They killed a chicken (some may veiw this as such, others may not)
Self mutilation - at one point a guy cut part of his finger off with a cigar cutter... plus more
Full Frontal Male Nudity - alot of this...and i mean alot....
Gay Content- I don't find it offensive but Homphobes will
Cannibalism - Happened twice in the movie, well 1 and a half times... seeing as the guy couldn't stomach it one time...


yeah.... but its still funny as hell. just saying that if you have a weak stomach, or can't tolerate the stuff that I just said, then stay FAR away from this movie.

also.... if you've seen jackass 2... you may remember the but chug.... well they did something like that, only worse.... and yeah it can get worse....

[massacre man]

I don't get what you mean by calm, because I didn't really see one calm thing in the movie. Lemme just give you a list of offensive things in the movie......


Animal cruelty - They killed a chicken (some may veiw this as such, others may not)
Self mutilation - at one point a guy cut part of his finger off with a cigar cutter... plus more
Full Frontal Male Nudity - alot of this...and i mean alot....
Gay Content- I don't find it offensive but Homphobes will
Cannibalism - Happened twice in the movie, well 1 and a half times... seeing as the guy couldn't stomach it one time...


yeah.... but its still funny as hell. just saying that if you have a weak stomach, or can't tolerate the stuff that I just said, then stay FAR away from this movie.

also.... if you've seen jackass 2... you may remember the but chug.... well they did something like that, only worse.... and yeah it can get worse....

Their reactions, from everything I've seen whenever they get hit they just sit there, as opposed to Jackass when they scream and yell and jump around.

[AngelDust24]

Don't Watch This Movie!!
It's utter garbage...especially when compared to Jackass 1/2..
Sure this is a horror forum..we all like gore.
But watching some guy drink/reguritate/vomit a friends fat (he had liposuction) isn't my idea of enjoyment, especially since none of these guys have any endearing qualities.
These guys are only doing this to be the British Jackass, and they are failing...!!
*End of rant*
Apologies to everyone (there's got to be one, right?) that actually likes Sanchez over Jackass.

[Psycom5k]

Their reactions, from everything I've seen whenever they get hit they just sit there, as opposed to Jackass when they scream and yell and jump around.

yeah, I would have to agree with that, now that I think about it. The way that the guys from jackass react is alot funnier. But none the less I did like the movie. It made me puke, and that takes alot, whereas in jackass 2 I just gagged. I like a movie that can make me puke. The drinking the fat from the short guys liposuction was what made me puke. that was just wrong.

[Psycom5k]

Don't Watch This Movie!!
It's utter garbage...especially when compared to Jackass 1/2..
Sure this is a horror forum..we all like gore.
But watching some guy drink/reguritate/vomit a friends fat (he had liposuction) isn't my idea of enjoyment, especially since none of these guys have any endearing qualities.
These guys are only doing this to be the British Jackass, and they are failing...!!
*End of rant*
Apologies to everyone (there's got to be one, right?) that actually likes Sanchez over Jackass.

I wouldn't say its garbage, its an alternative to Jackass and CKY which are all the same guys. Sometimes you just want to see some new people doing that shit ya know? Also I agree with the british jackass comment, because thats exactly what mtv did, because if you didn't notice or don't know, this is an MTV movie.


Edit: after realizing i just double posted I tried to put it into one post but I can't delete this one for some reason, sorry if this is annoyin.

[Despare]

I've always found most of what the Jackass or CKY crew does to be mindless and utterly void of any entertainment value. I’d rather watch monkeys at the zoo personally. They’re cleaner, more intelligent, funnier, and if I do get bored I can always go check out a lion. That being said, at least they were somewhat original, to try and mimic their success by performing similar but more disgusting and/or dumber stunts it pathetic.

[newb]

I would never watch a movie titled "Dirty Sanchez" anyway.

Yeah.........there ya go.

[Psycom5k]

at least they were somewhat original, to try and mimic their success by performing similar but more disgusting and/or dumber stunts it pathetic.

Agreed again, but I still say its a nice change from Johnny Knoxville and the bunch. I mean, if people are going to humiliate themselves on tv and in movies, I'd rather watch new people do it than the same everytime.