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Danielnogo
09-12-2007, 03:59 PM
Omg, I have to say, that compared to the first one, evil dead II and army of darkness are freakin jokes, these can't even be called horror comedies, they're on the same lines as ernest scared stupid, just stupider. Really couldnt sit through them. Yeah the first one was a little campy, but I love how violent it was, and they took it so seriously, you have to ask what the purpose of the other two were.
Army of darkness made me laugh like two times, I was desperately waiting for some of the seriousness from the first one to show up, but every thing was treated like a big joke.
Huge dissapointment.
yourlastmistake
09-12-2007, 04:09 PM
they're on the same lines as ernest scared stupid, just stupider.
Omg , Like give me a fuckin' break.
illdojo
09-12-2007, 04:46 PM
Yeah..Umm...nOOb, Evil Dead 2 is a masterpiece. Watch it again.
Like, for sure, like OMG. :rolleyes:
Disease
09-12-2007, 04:52 PM
I thought this was going to be about how good they are.....
jenna26
09-12-2007, 05:08 PM
I thought this was going to be about how good they are.....
Me too! I'm shocked......:mad: I guess they are not for everyone. But really Danielnogo .....when you compare a film like Evil Dead 2, which yes, many of us do consider to be a masterpiece, to Ernest Scared Stupid, you probably can't expect to be taken too seriously around here. :D
what are these 'evil dead' films you speak of . . . are these american films
Disease
09-12-2007, 05:23 PM
what are these 'evil dead' films you speak of . . . are these american films
yes they are.
yes they are.
weird - are they like old 50s films or are were they just direct to video?
Disease
09-12-2007, 05:29 PM
weird - are they like old 50s films or are were they just direct to video?
They are in kind of in between. yes.
massacre man
09-12-2007, 05:30 PM
weird - are they like old 50s films or are were they just direct to video?
They're some cheesy old movies about a cabin (Wow, original!) with some Batty Boy named Bruce using a chainsaw on these stupid zombies that talk about souls, it's really gay. I'd rather watch XXX:State of the Union or Maid In Manhattan.
huh? a series of films about an old cabin full of souls - is this popular? i've never heard of these films at all?
massacre man
09-12-2007, 05:36 PM
huh? a series of films about an old cabin full of souls - is this popular? i've never heard of these films at all?
I think they made like 30 million altogether or something, Transformers has made over 500 million, shows who is better.
Disease
09-12-2007, 05:36 PM
kids like it.
kids like it.
so it was like 'monster squad' or something?
Disease
09-12-2007, 05:42 PM
so it was like 'monster squad' or something?
Something like that, but without the creepy old German guy.
jenna26
09-12-2007, 05:53 PM
I think they made like 30 million altogether or something, Transformers has made over 500 million, shows who is better.
That's really not fair though, because Transformers has evil alien robots....and everyone knows that evil alien robots just makes a movie more awesome.....
Oh and Michael Bay, he's like, the best director EVER......and he has nice hair.....
:rolleyes: :p
massacre man
09-12-2007, 05:56 PM
That's really not fair though, because Transformers has evil alien robots....and everyone knows that evil alien robots just makes a movie more awesome.....
Oh and Michael Bay, he's like, the best director EVER......and he has nice hair.....
:rolleyes: :p
I cried on Bad Boys 2.
alkytrio666
09-12-2007, 06:13 PM
Evil Dead 2 is very, very good. Not as good as The Evil Dead, but very good just the same.
Army of Darkness doesn't even hold a candle when compared.
dewaholic
09-12-2007, 08:01 PM
I saw evil dead 2 like 10 or more years ago. I'll never watch it again. It was aweful.
_____V_____
09-12-2007, 08:12 PM
Omg, I have to say, that compared to the first one, evil dead II and army of darkness are freakin jokes, these can't even be called horror comedies, they're on the same lines as ernest scared stupid, just stupider. Really couldnt sit through them. Yeah the first one was a little campy, but I love how violent it was, and they took it so seriously, you have to ask what the purpose of the other two were.
Army of darkness made me laugh like two times, I was desperately waiting for some of the seriousness from the first one to show up, but every thing was treated like a big joke.
Huge dissapointment.
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1) Yes
2) No
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knife_fight
09-12-2007, 09:10 PM
YEAH! and what's so wrong with Ernest: Scared Stupid???????
Psycom5k
09-12-2007, 10:14 PM
As you are more mature now-you must give it another view.
lmfao, its called sarcasm voodoo, get used to it on this forum
Danielnogo
09-12-2007, 10:26 PM
Honestly I didnt watch the whole thing of evil dead II, but I had just finished Army of Darkness, and was pretty annoyed, so I think I was biased. I'll give it a rewatch.
Psycom5k
09-12-2007, 10:30 PM
Honestly I didnt watch the whole thing of evil dead II, but I had just finished Army of Darkness, and was pretty annoyed, so I think I was biased. I'll give it a rewatch.
dude, you gotta watch the first 2 before you watch army of darkness.
punkdeadhead24
09-13-2007, 12:58 AM
...Give me back my hand!
Chainsaws
Shotguns
Demon possessed corpses
Disembodied hands
The necronomicon
Bucketloads of blood
What's there not to like about this movie?
It fucking rules!!!
for the record - i have seen all three evil dead films many times. . . i was just trying to lure some idiot into taking me seriously and screaming about "how could you not know what the evil dead series was" - but no one did. . . *sighs*
ferretchucker
09-13-2007, 08:12 AM
for the record - i have seen all three evil dead films many times. . . i was just trying to lure some idiot into taking me seriously and screaming about "how could you not know what the evil dead series was" - but no one did. . . *sighs*
It's okay zero...I understood.
And, this is not aimed at psycom but is it noob central in here?
Disease
09-13-2007, 08:33 AM
for the record - i have seen all three evil dead films many times. . . i was just trying to lure some idiot into taking me seriously and screaming about "how could you not know what the evil dead series was" - but no one did. . . *sighs*
You were having a laugh.
jenna26
09-13-2007, 09:31 AM
for the record - i have seen all three evil dead films many times. . . i was just trying to lure some idiot into taking me seriously and screaming about "how could you not know what the evil dead series was" - but no one did. . . *sighs*
Yeah, and I should maybe mention I don't really think that Michael Bay is the best director ever.....though he does have really nice hair, I know because I watched about 2 minutes of an interview with him and he kept tossing his head back like those girls in the Pantene commercials........:rolleyes:
massacre man
09-13-2007, 10:03 AM
And to set the record straight, I thought that guy was a girl, he had tits and everything.
You were having a laugh.
Even monkeys need a good laugh once in a while.
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