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bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 02:10 PM
Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



Newb - Originally had a twin brother, but he ATE him and the guilt has made him somewhat insane, so from time to time his memories of his brother manifest themselves as 'BudMan'...The psychiatrists said this was 'normal'

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

Zwoti - He's a BDSM master...But, I'm pretty sure we all suspected that one

DudeGuadalupe - "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...I dress in women's clothing, and hang around in bars.......I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama"


Well, that was MY lame attempt at a start...But, I know you guys can do better than this...What have you got?

crabapple
09-10-2007, 02:31 PM
I watch/like Olivia Newton-John movies and I like almost all musicals.

Doc Faustus
09-10-2007, 02:36 PM
I told Ocean Spray to put cranberries in everything. I thought it would be funny.

bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 02:41 PM
I watch/like Olivia Newton-John movies and I like almost all musicals.
HaHa...Xanadu..uuu...uuuu
I told Ocean Spray to put cranberries in everything. I thought it would be funny.
So YOU are the one responsible for the cranberry craze...The Craisin is ALL your fault :p

Kemal
09-10-2007, 02:56 PM
I tear the tags off of mattresses.

crabapple
09-10-2007, 03:00 PM
That's...that's horrible!

Dante'sInferno
09-10-2007, 03:24 PM
I'm the one who makes marshmallows white.

novakru
09-10-2007, 03:41 PM
It was my idea to put credit card swipes everywhere and on everything.

massacre man
09-10-2007, 03:45 PM
I like when my shits are painful.

Demon Seed
09-10-2007, 03:59 PM
I love Bananas In Pajamas and Gumby:o

Marya Zaleska
09-10-2007, 04:05 PM
[QUOTE=bloodrayne;626779]Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



I really drink V-8 and tomato juice, NOT blood!

I have FALSE fangs due to cavaties! I didn't brush when I was a small vampire!

I get around real fast since I wear roller skates under my hoop skirt!

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

Lol! Hee hee hee!

Freak
09-10-2007, 04:38 PM
I'm a serial killer in waiting.

Zero
09-10-2007, 06:03 PM
Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'



that really hurts. . . i told you that in strict confidence. . . just goes to show you can't trust anyone


if anyone wants me i'll be eating a banana

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/ubud_monkey_wideweb__430x3180.jpg

Zero
09-10-2007, 06:04 PM
I pad my bra with bartlett pears!

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puh-lease. . those things are cantaloupes at the least!

novakru
09-10-2007, 06:09 PM
I'm a serial killer in waiting.

Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)

massacre man
09-10-2007, 06:11 PM
Hey, hey, hey...not REAL secrets...funny, made-up secrets;)

Oh, nevermind.

Zero
09-10-2007, 06:13 PM
Oh, nevermind.

I pad my bra with bartlett pears!


wow - now that's a revelation

Miss Olivia
09-10-2007, 08:11 PM
I PROVED that there is not ALWAYS room for J-E-L-L-O.

dewaholic
09-10-2007, 08:14 PM
hmm I don't have any secrets. But I'll list some random things about myself:

I can't dance
I had to quit soda (but I still have one, not often enough)
I can't think of anything else

The STE
09-10-2007, 08:14 PM
Do we really have any?...If not, let's make some up...:p

Could be fun...Or at least funny



Newb - Originally had a twin brother, but he ATE him and the guilt has made him somewhat insane, so from time to time his memories of his brother manifest themselves as 'BudMan'...The psychiatrists said this was 'normal'

Zero - He's really an APE, but claims to be a monkey because he's embarassed by the typical 'ape stereotype'

Zwoti - He's a BDSM master...But, I'm pretty sure we all suspected that one

DudeGuadalupe - "I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers...I dress in women's clothing, and hang around in bars.......I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra, I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear mama"


Well, that was MY lame attempt at a start...But, I know you guys can do better than this...What have you got?

Why aren't I the BDSM master?

Psycom5k
09-10-2007, 08:21 PM
I had sex with a female ape once. I heard she got pregnant and had a baby. Named it something that started with a Z.... can't remember it though, who cares anyways, it'd prolly just throw crap at me.

_____V_____
09-10-2007, 08:50 PM
I had sex with a female ape once. I heard she got pregnant and had a baby. Named it something that started with a Z.... can't remember it though, who cares anyways, it'd prolly just throw crap at me.

Welcome back, Sistinas.

Psycom5k
09-10-2007, 08:52 PM
Welcome back, Sistinas.

....huh? Ok this is prolly gonna sound just like Asar... but im not Sistinas, you seriously have me mistaken.

_____V_____
09-10-2007, 10:18 PM
....huh? Ok this is prolly gonna sound just like Asar... but im not Sistinas, you seriously have me mistaken.

I hope you arent. And the quote above was hinting at Zero, not Zwoti.

But if you are, welcome back.

bwind22
09-10-2007, 10:41 PM
It's not really an HDC secret, but...

Here's a secret that neither religious sects nor the scientific community has come to embrace yet...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/bwind22/evolution101.jpg

Psycom5k
09-10-2007, 10:55 PM
I hope you arent. And the quote above was hinting at Zero, not Zwoti.

But if you are, welcome back.

Yeah actually I was hinting at Zero too... but hey go and ruin all my fun why don't ya? But yeah I'm still not that guy.

Psycom5k
09-10-2007, 10:57 PM
It's not really an HDC secret, but...

Here's a secret that neither religious sects nor the scientific community has come to embrace yet...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y122/bwind22/evolution101.jpg

Fuck Chuck, his acting sucks, and hes nothing compared to Tony Jaa. MUAY THAI FTW

bloodrayne
09-11-2007, 02:20 AM
Why aren't I the BDSM master?
Haha...Because that's NOT a secret ;)

Marya Zaleska
09-11-2007, 03:14 AM
I dye my hair gray and pad my bra with large naval oranges!

Lol!

Phalanx
09-11-2007, 04:19 AM
I like it when other people vomit...I find it funny....sometimes I walk away just because I feel bad about laughing.

tic
09-11-2007, 05:00 AM
I've been told I look good in stockings & suspenders :o

Don't Ask! ................... No I said DON'T ASK!

Vodstok
09-11-2007, 06:47 AM
I travelled back in time and nabbed Charles Lindburg's baby for a goof, but then my time machine went to the shop.

I had Louise Woodward watch him... and, well we know how BOTH those stories ended...

ferretchucker
09-11-2007, 07:12 AM
I was sued by McDonalds in "99 because i was too thin and yet ate there alot, so now I can only afford to throw regular weasles! i had to sell my ferrets to get clothes!

Zero
09-11-2007, 10:59 AM
lies lies lies - these are all lies!!

bloodrayne
09-11-2007, 11:21 AM
I like it when other people vomit...I find it funny....sometimes I walk away just because I feel bad about laughing.Ya know, that actually does LOOK pretty funny...I mean...Their faces and everything...I've been told I look good in stockings & suspenders :o

HaHa...Pictures? :p

crabapple
09-11-2007, 11:35 AM
I used to have a huge collection of Pokemon videos. I bought every one I could find for a while. Then I got bored with Pokemon and got rid of ALL of it!

Psycom5k
09-11-2007, 11:41 AM
I used to have a huge collection of Pokemon videos. I bought every one I could find for a while. Then I got bored with Pokemon and got rid of ALL of it!

No you didn't, you still have them all :D

bloodrayne
09-11-2007, 11:49 AM
I used to have a huge collection of Pokemon videos. I bought every one I could find for a while. Then I got bored with Pokemon and got rid of ALL of it!Seri still HAS hers :)

crabapple
09-11-2007, 11:53 AM
That's messed up.

Kane_Hodder
09-11-2007, 12:03 PM
I got injured during the shooting of Jason Goes To Hell. Yes, I am Kane Hodder.:D

meetthecreeper
09-11-2007, 12:07 PM
I was Bigfoots love slave.

And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:

bloodrayne
09-11-2007, 01:26 PM
And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:HaHaha...Made me laugh :)

illdojo
09-11-2007, 01:36 PM
I would like to put all Politicians in Prison, and overthrow The United States Government.....
Deep? Yes
Dark? Yes
A secret? FUCK NO!!!! :)

Vodstok
09-11-2007, 04:52 PM
When I'm stressed, I smell of onions.

No, really.

Psycom5k
09-11-2007, 05:35 PM
Ilike to rub velveta cheese allover my body

massacre man
09-11-2007, 05:37 PM
I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.

_____V_____
09-11-2007, 09:45 PM
I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.


I knew that.;)

Zero
09-12-2007, 02:56 AM
I'm 67, married to Dudeman, 3'2", 469 pounds, bald, own a G-Unit chain, streak weekly, don't shower, lure kids into the back of my ice cream truck with promises of free Klondike Bars, and most of all, I occasionally gamble.

you know . . .. gambling is a sin

novakru
09-12-2007, 04:20 AM
I was Bigfoots love slave.

And they shouldnt call him Bigfoot....:eek:

That two-timing Bastard...he better not be calling ME up at 3 in the morning no more!

ferretchucker
09-12-2007, 07:22 AM
I had a threesome with a giant footed hairy dude and some red guy who looked like an ape.

Zero
09-12-2007, 05:42 PM
I had a threesome with a giant footed hairy dude and some red guy who looked like an ape.


that's it -i told you that if you squealed i'd kill your ferrets!

PR3SSUR3
09-12-2007, 06:10 PM
I had sex with a female ape once


Incest.

:eek:

_____V_____
09-12-2007, 08:09 PM
You can never guess what's my deep, dark secret?:cool:



























































nope.

Psycom5k
09-12-2007, 10:23 PM
Incest.

:eek:

It would only be incest if i was your uncle. And believe me I aint no monkeys uncle.

Zero
09-13-2007, 02:53 AM
It would only be incest if i was your uncle. And believe me I aint no monkeys uncle.

i find this humor offensive - i'm reporting you to the aspca


(and for the record, all my uncles are monkeys and they are lovely people, er, monkeys. . . well you get the point)