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So, who here is a self proclaimed loser? Anyone?
novakru
09-09-2007, 01:59 PM
I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me:cool:
Freak
09-09-2007, 02:00 PM
Well I'm 25 years old,I still live in my parent's basement and I work at K-mart.You tell me.
novakru
09-09-2007, 02:02 PM
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me:cool:
So...why do you consider yourself a loser? Are you into Star Trek? Star Wars? Harry Potter? Do you beat off to department store flyers? Do you eat Ramen noodles for dinner? Please tell....
massacre man
09-09-2007, 02:05 PM
I live with my parents.
I don't have a job.
I don't have a car.
I don't have a license.
But I'm 16, so neh-neh.
I live with my parents.
I don't have a job.
I don't have a car.
I don't have a license.
But I'm 16, so neh-neh.
I understand now why you loved the Halloween remake.
novakru
09-09-2007, 02:08 PM
Beautiful loser, where you gonna fall?
You realize you just can't have it all.
novakru
09-09-2007, 02:11 PM
I live with my parents.
I don't have a job.
I don't have a car.
I don't have a license.
But I'm 16, so neh-neh.
You should be living with your parents, so good.
You don't need a car or to be driving...there's CRAZY people out there in cars:eek:
You can work when you finish college with a film making degree:cool:
BTW new person: I'm singing songs...dur;)
massacre man
09-09-2007, 02:12 PM
I understand now why you loved the Halloween remake.
Young people are stupid, brilliant.
illdojo
09-09-2007, 02:25 PM
So, who here is a self proclaimed loser? Anyone?
Wow, No one here is gonna be fond of you. :rolleyes:
As for your dumb question.....I have a hot girlfriend, I'm a successful Chef, I'm in a popular local band, and I love Horror films so..... NO I'm not a loser.
BTW.......
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/50729690_This_thread_sucks.gif
Wow, No one here is gonna be fond of you. :rolleyes:
As for your dumb question.....I have a hot girlfriend, I'm a successful Chef, I'm in a popular local band, and I love Horror films so..... NO I'm not a loser.
BTW.......
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/50729690_This_thread_sucks.gif
Megalomania=Loser
illdojo
09-09-2007, 02:30 PM
Megalomania=Loser
O.K......whatever you say nOOb. :)
horrorobsessed
09-09-2007, 03:07 PM
i am not a loser......i am a geek
i like going to school
i love Harry Potter
i am in the band (i can play 5 different instruments)
i too live in my parent's house....
but then again, i too am 16 (17 in 5 days).
so kiss my ass.
Regardless of age, (especially NOT for high school aged kids) why would living with your parents make you a loser? My Fiance and I lived with my parents for a number of years. My mom had an injury and needed help, so we did most of the shopping, cooking, etc. Yes, I was in my mid twenties and living with my parents....What would that really have to do with being a loser?
missmacabre
09-09-2007, 03:44 PM
Pft, go away.
Angra
09-09-2007, 04:51 PM
I suck d*** for cocaine....
The STE
09-09-2007, 04:52 PM
I'm 21, I live at home with my parents (not in the basement, ground level in an actual room). I don't have a 'job' job, but I get paid to do work in and around the house because nobody else can. I don't have a car, but I almost always have access to one and will be getting one upon graduating college so I see no reason to buy one. Am I a loser? No. Because instead of living on campus and sharing a dorm and probably having a bathroom shared with multiple rooms, I have free room, board, privacy in the bathroom, food (not in the bathroom), a place for my stuff and for the filming equipment, and I'm in driving distance of all my cast and crew in case a film project comes up. All on the basis of maintaining a certain GPA. I don't have a 'job' job because I don't need one and am in a position to where I can pick a part time job if one that interests me comes along. I don't think knowing a good thing when I see it makes me a loser.
I'm 21, I live at home with my parents (not in the basement, ground level in an actual room). I don't have a 'job' job, but I get paid to do work in and around the house because nobody else can. I don't have a car, but I almost always have access to one and will be getting one upon graduating college so I see no reason to buy one. Am I a loser? No. Because instead of living on campus and sharing a dorm and probably having a bathroom shared with multiple rooms, I have free room, board, privacy in the bathroom, food (not in the bathroom), a place for my stuff and for the filming equipment, and I'm in driving distance of all my cast and crew in case a film project comes up. All on the basis of maintaining a certain GPA. I don't have a 'job' job because I don't need one and am in a position to where I can pick a part time job if one that interests me comes along. I don't think knowing a good thing when I see it makes me a loser.
Sounds fine to me. Screw jobs. I'm 30 and my vow to never have a "real" job (I made it when I was 18) is still holding strong. Fuck work.
(I made it when I was 18)
you mean a doody - damn thats real constipation
you mean a doody - damn thats real constipation
You answered my intitial question with that response.
Grow up.
Psycom5k
09-09-2007, 06:16 PM
Asar, stfu. your being aflaming retard
Asar, stfu. your being aflaming retard
................
anyway......This is a very hospitable and welcoming forum. No losers here.
alkytrio666
09-09-2007, 06:43 PM
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
Yes. Yes. Beatles. Yes.
Psycom5k
09-09-2007, 07:55 PM
................
anyway......This is a very hospitable and welcoming forum. No losers here.
Well, besides you of course. :)
The STE
09-09-2007, 09:57 PM
I say, there, Asar, in the spirit of hospitality, might I stick my penis in your ear?
illdojo
09-09-2007, 10:18 PM
I say, there, Asar, in the spirit of hospitality, might I stick my penis in your ear?
:D :D LMFAO :D :D ...Nice
Spallalala
09-10-2007, 02:54 AM
Whatta bunch of fucking losers you are....ha
I would love to be a loser, can you tell me step by step in full detail how to become one Asar?
the_real_linda
09-10-2007, 08:31 AM
i was gonna sing the beatles at ya......
hmmm guess so..... more of a geek..... live at home with a crummy job.... well for one more week til i go back to uni....
yep i love horror and sci-fi.... and collect stuff so yeah....
and darn proud!!!
what you gotta be like not to be a loser???? (just so i know not what to be) ;)
Vodstok
09-10-2007, 09:15 AM
I think the bloodhound gang spelled out what makes a loser:
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out!
Do you still go to raves?,
Do you think that Christ saves?,
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?,
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?,
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?,
Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics?,
Are you hooked on fistin are you hooked on phonics?,
Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?,
Did you like the movie Malcolm X?,
Or do you own a record by Stryper?,
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?,
Were you born and raised in New Jersey?,
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?,
Are you deaf?,
Well if you are you can't hear me,
But what's the use of living if your ear's be?,
Broken even if I spoke clearly,
You're still not able to hear me,
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?,
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?,
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask?,
Ain't no Halloween party why's she wearin' that mask?,
Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?,
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?,
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?,
Does she look pregnant although she's not?,
Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?,
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top?,
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's?,
Workin' third shift late New Years' Eve?,
Does he live under a bridge scare kids and kill squirrels?,
Does he do kegstands until he hurls?,
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille,
Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail,
Life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
So take your life instead of taking it for granted,
I'm thinking you should can it I think I'll help you plan it,
Live today like it's gonna be your last,
Hang out blow your mind have yourself a gas,
I hope you take this the wrong way,
And misinterpret what I say,
Rewind and let me reverse,
Backwards like Judas Preist first did.
Cause life is a game that no one wins,
But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin',
So throw in the towel cause your life ain't shit,
No take that towel and hang yourself with it,
Life's short and hard like a body-building elf,
So save the planet and kill yourself,
If you're feeling down-and-out with what your life's all about,
Lift your head up and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out,
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out.
_____V_____
09-10-2007, 10:08 AM
I say, there, Asar, in the spirit of hospitality, might I stick my penis in your ear?
That would definitely result in a hearing problem.;)
So, who here is a self proclaimed loser? Anyone?
I think you have answered your own question.:rolleyes:
bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 12:34 PM
might I stick my penis in your ear?It's been a pretty long time since you whipped that one out
And you just HAD to choose NOW...Right when I come back to the forum to explain that I have been out for a few days with a SEVERE ear infection...Seriously, I even had to go to the hospital...That's freakin' ridiculous
The whole side of my face and neck were swollen, my jaw is still sore, and it even made my TEETH hurt...Trying to eat sucked SO bad, I could barely move my jaw because of the pain and biting down wasn't easy, even eating popcorn while watching movies (The Abandoned, Disturbia, and The Breed) was difficult...And taking Advil every 8 hours for 3 days on an empty stomache made my stomache cramp (which also hurts pretty good) and I felt like I was gonna puke for most of the time
So, anyway...I'm here...My ear still hurts pretty good, but it's tolerable now
The night I went to the hospital Dustin looked in my ear and said that it was swollen closed, and there was some yellow goo seeping out...Is that gross or WHAT?!...Haha...Woulda took a picture if I could figure out how to work this damned digicam...Haven't been in the swimming pool for almost a WEEK :(...I was informed that practically living in the pool was what caused this. Water trapped in the ear, bacteria growing...
illdojo
09-10-2007, 12:46 PM
@ Rayne, I hope you have a speedy recovery for your ear, sweetheart. ;)
@ Asar, I hope you catch Syphilis from your boyfriend. ;) JOG ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 12:52 PM
@ Rayne, I hope you have a speedy recovery for your ear, sweetheart. ;)
Thanks, Dollbaby :)
It's alot better now...It still hurts deep inside my ear, and it hurts to touch the side of my face, but it is SO much better than it was...I think it should probably be completely fixed in 2-3 days...Or at least I hope so, because I can't hear out of that ear and I HATE that feeling...You know what that's like? When you can half hear yourself INSIDE your head, it's extremely irritating, and it makes it more difficult to hear the movies, too...I think Dustin's pretty sick of hearing "What did they say?", every 10 minutes or so
_____V_____
09-10-2007, 01:09 PM
Right when I come back to the forum to explain that I have been out for a few days with a SEVERE ear infection...Seriously, I even had to go to the hospital...That's freakin' ridiculous
The whole side of my face and neck were swollen, my jaw is still sore, and it even made my TEETH hurt...Trying to eat sucked SO bad, I could barely move my jaw because of the pain and biting down wasn't easy, even eating popcorn while watching movies (The Abandoned, Disturbia, and The Breed) was difficult...And taking Advil every 8 hours for 3 days on an empty stomache made my stomache cramp (which also hurts pretty good) and I felt like I was gonna puke for most of the time
So, anyway...I'm here...My ear still hurts pretty good, but it's tolerable now
The night I went to the hospital Dustin looked in my ear and said that it was swollen closed, and there was some yellow goo seeping out...Is that gross or WHAT?!...Haha...Woulda took a picture if I could figure out how to work this damned digicam...Haven't been in the swimming pool for almost a WEEK :(...I was informed that practically living in the pool was what caused this. Water trapped in the ear, bacteria growing...
Aww sorry to hear that. **Hugzz* Get well soon, sweetiepie.:)
I feel like Spielberg for saying this...but..."dont go near the water!":p
At least you will catch up on your movie-watching this way.:D
bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 01:15 PM
Aww sorry to hear that. **Hugzz* Get well soon, sweetiepie.:)
Thanks, you're so good to me :)
It's definitely on the 'upswing'...I hope things are going well for you at home, too
I just can't WAIT till fall, ya know? :)
As for the water thing...Have you ever had a pool just beckon and TAUNT you?...haha...Seriously, it sucks...I wanna go swimming
Marya Zaleska
09-10-2007, 01:40 PM
[QUOTE=illdojo;626752]@ Rayne, I hope you have a speedy recovery for your ear, sweetheart. ;)
Get well quick. A speedy recovery to you!
The Countess
Marya Zaleska
09-10-2007, 01:53 PM
I'm a loser
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be
I'm a loser too! Not what I appear to be as well.
And i also love to drink blood!!! Hee hee hee
bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 02:02 PM
Get well quick. A speedy recovery to you!
Thanks to you, too
I'm glad you're beginning to feel comfortable here :)
crabapple
09-10-2007, 02:34 PM
Poo nuts!
hah hah hah hah hah hah hah.
Poo nuts!
hah hah hah hah hah.
bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 02:35 PM
Poo nuts!
hah hah hah hah hah hah hah.
Poo nuts!
hah hah hah hah hah.I totally got that ;)
Demon Seed
09-10-2007, 03:43 PM
We're all goofy goobers yeah
Dante'sInferno
09-10-2007, 03:45 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/Adrogenous/TurdLarge.jpg
Um.....yeah.
If you beat off more than 6 times a day, you're a loser.
missmacabre
09-10-2007, 05:42 PM
If we ignore him will he go away?
The STE
09-10-2007, 05:44 PM
If you beat off more than 6 times a day, you're a loser.
Does that apply to me, too? Cause your mom really likes me to jerk off onto her face.
Does that apply to me, too? Cause your mom really likes me to jerk off onto her face.
"mom" jokes.......
*yawn*
"mom" jokes.......
*yawn*
says the HDC king of comedy
bloodrayne
09-10-2007, 05:54 PM
To answer the title of this thread...
Anyone who truly believes something like THIS:
Another measure of manliness is cock length. That's always a surefire way to judge.
massacre man
09-10-2007, 05:58 PM
"mom" jokes.......
*yawn*
Talking about your special secret (I'm guessing it's that you're gay, which is cool, I don't hate you because you're gay, I hate you because you're an asshole), deals on XBox 360s, Losers, Dick-Size (Which brings me back to the gay thing), and how you're going to leave but still haven't fucking done it.
*yawn*
The STE
09-10-2007, 07:48 PM
Oh, and sorry to hear about your head issues, Rayne. Are you allergic to latex? Maybe I'll try lambskin next time.