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crabapple
09-05-2007, 08:17 PM
DARTH VADER. Obi-Wan didn't tell you jack about your father, Luke.
LUKE. He told me enough--he told me you killed him!
DARTH VADER. No, Luke. I am your father!
LUKE. That's not true, you goddamn piece of slime!
DARTH VADER. I wouldn't lie to you, Luke. I am a metherfecker. I am king of the metherfeckers--I fecked yer mether, and I am yer metherfecking father. Join me, Luke, and we will skell-feck the whole goddamn Universe together!
LUKE. (to LOOMIS) YOU LET HIM OUUUUUUUT!
LOOMIS. I didn't...I gave orders for him to be restrained...
tachii
09-05-2007, 09:03 PM
soooooo, uh.......ok:confused:
AmericanManiac
09-06-2007, 04:26 AM
*caugh* crackhead *caugh* I can't get over this damn cold!
OH SHIT....CRABBY HASN'T HAD HIS COFFEE YET.
this reminds me....has anybody seen the Chad Vader series on youtube ......its pretty funny.
the first episode---->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0
alkytrio666
09-06-2007, 06:20 AM
Hahahahaha.
Disease
09-06-2007, 06:43 AM
is there more?
is there more?
If you're talking about Chad Vader just type in Chad Vader 1, Chad Vader 2....and so on. There are 8 in all and three blogs.
ferretchucker
09-06-2007, 06:52 AM
lol. spoiler warnings about RZ halloween.
Is it true that loomis dies? Loomis? Onscreen? while the actor is still alive to do more if necessary? Does Michael die? I don't mind being told.
crabapple
09-06-2007, 07:06 AM
this reminds me....has anybody seen the Chad Vader series on youtube ..
heh heh heh...chad vader is kinda funny!
scarecrow666
09-06-2007, 11:55 AM
DARTH VADER. Obi-Wan didn't tell you jack about your father, Luke.
LUKE. He told me enough--he told me you killed him!
DARTH VADER. No, Luke. I am your father!
LUKE. That's not true, you goddamn piece of slime!
DARTH VADER. I wouldn't lie to you, Luke. I am a metherfecker. I am king of the metherfeckers--I fecked yer mether, and I am yer metherfecking father. Join me, Luke, and we will skell-feck the whole goddamn Universe together!
LUKE. (to LOOMIS) YOU LET HIM OUUUUUUUT!
LOOMIS. I didn't...I gave orders for him to be restrained...
I liked the Skell-feck part......................That bit woke me up;)
crabapple
09-06-2007, 12:11 PM
I kinda like the idea that Donald Pleasance as Loomis is standing nearby watching the scene.
I figure Darth Vader has the same costume but instead of the helmet he is wearing the William Shatner mask.
Doc Faustus
09-06-2007, 01:56 PM
Did Luke first go to see Sid Haig's trailer trash Yoda?
when does radar sexually assault some bystanding nubile female - and then become our protagonist