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ok - i remember bloodrayne had this kind of thread - so forgive me if its redundant. but the game is to type your name into google in the phrase "____ will"
I got "Zero will get you nowhere" (which reminds me of my dating life)
"Bloodrayne will silence Boll's critics" (which seems unlikely but who knows - if he paid her enough she might slit some throats)
"Massacre Man will then involve all crossings of all weapons" (huh?)
"V will be none other than a "detuned" version of the 7.0L" (which reminds me of the radiohead song "he's buzzing like a detuned radio")
"NEWB will co-operate and co-ordinate" (yeah - like that's going to happen!)
"crabapple will perform aesthetically in the landscape" (which is damned poetic if you ask me!)
you try it
ferretchucker
09-03-2007, 08:23 AM
i'm sorry, can you explain this again?
sure - go to google.com type in "ferretchucker will" (with the quotation marks) you will then get a list of sites with that phrase (well, ok in your case there is nothing but you could use whatever your real name is and then you'd probably get something). So, when i typed in "crapapple will" - i got the phrase you see above. its fun
Disease
09-03-2007, 08:39 AM
Disease will give us electoral jaundice.
ferretchucker
09-03-2007, 08:44 AM
Gabriel will let his imagination run away with him
Disease will give us electoral jaundice.
we have a winner - i just hope it doesn't hit in 2008
Disease
09-03-2007, 09:13 AM
Oh, didn't I mention I'm running for King of the world, Vote Disease!
missmacabre
09-03-2007, 09:29 AM
"Jen will absolutely do nudity, just wait and see"
haha cause I need more proof of the slut stereotype!! damn.
Disease
09-03-2007, 09:55 AM
"Jen will absolutely do nudity, just wait and see"
haha cause I need more proof of the slut stereotype!! damn.
How long do we have to wait?:rolleyes:
ferretchucker
09-03-2007, 10:14 AM
How long do we have to wait?:rolleyes:
Oh no you di-ent.
Disease
09-03-2007, 10:20 AM
Oh no you di-ent.
:confused:
missmacabre
09-03-2007, 10:20 AM
hahaha
*shammmme*
Disease
09-03-2007, 10:32 AM
hahaha
*shammmme*
Oh Lordy, don't put the *shammmme* on me now.
bloodrayne
09-03-2007, 11:15 AM
"Dustin will be performing at the Illuminati arts festival in Italy"
Hmm...You think they'll like death metal at an arts festival in Italy? :D
Disease
09-03-2007, 11:19 AM
"Dustin will be performing at the Illuminati arts festival in Italy"
Hmm...You think they'll like death metal at an arts festival in Italy? :D
I couldn't imagine it any other way.
Freak
09-03-2007, 11:44 AM
Bobby will not be in Georgia.
And I'm not planning on going any time soon.
scarecrow666
09-03-2007, 12:12 PM
scarecrow will be beheaded. :eek: .....:cool:
scarecrow will be sold for $5.00......LOL:D
scarecrow will be too top heavy.....:o
Scarecrow will trade his hat for a walking stick........:mad: News to me.
"monkey will lead them" (YESSSS)
"Horror will be better off without them" (hmmm, wonder who "they" might be??)
bloodrayne
09-03-2007, 12:58 PM
"Zombies will not get blood on innocent bystanders or their things"
"Zombies will march to see James’ film"
"Zombies Will Use Data Mining"
"ZOMBIES will descend on central London next Monday with the premiere of a new British horror film starring an actor from Wanstead"
"zombies will eat your fucking face"
"zombies will come, dont worry"
"zombies will eat me"
"zombies will think nobody would be crazy enough to stay there and just pass ... Zombies will kill you almost immediately if you stay outside"
"zombies will assemble themselves into approximations of family ... A group of stronger, quicker zombies will take the lead in hunting"
"Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
"vampires will be extremely pale"
"vampires will have supernatural strength"
"Vampires will design the lighting"
"Vampires will file the teeth to make them sharper for easier feeding. ... Vampires will file their nails to a point, which helps them in grabbing victims"
"vampires will wander by when you have it installed"
"Vampires will utilize all at their disposal to hunt while ... Once a pack size is set, vampires will usually tear their victims apart after feeding."
"Werewolves will have different coat colors"
"werewolves will spawn like normal creatures"
"Werewolves Will Avenge My Death"
"werewolves will wear kilts and all zombies will wear lederhosen"
"Werewolves will be making a comeback in 2009"
"Werewolves will rock your rotting socks off"
"Werewolves will rule forever."
"Werewolves will run you into the ground."
"werewolves will need to talk to spirits and find out what needs to be done"
"werewolves will be 12% hairier tonight"...HAHA, that one made me laugh for some reason
"cannibals will win the war in the Congo"
"cannibals will do as requested, even if they are on the other side of the river"
"cannibals will eat the missionaries"
"cannibals will eat the anthropologists"
"Cannibals will eat people, but only the enemies they admire. If their enemies are courageous, cannibals will eat their heart"
"cannibals will reach the bridge in 17 minutes"
"cannibals will attack people stuck in the desert"
"cannibals will adopt the fork"
"CANNIBALS WILL RULE THE WORLD! you watch!!! Youuuuuu watch!"
"cannibals will eat aliens"
Hmm...Ya know...These really aren't that funny...Oh well...
"despare will follow you throughout your miserable existance"
OH MY GOD - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
"dude will hook it up" - right on!
"DUDE WILL TELL YOU ALL THE STUFF THAT'S HAPPENING IN IRAQ " - do tell!
"dude will suck it" - oh my!
Doc Faustus
09-04-2007, 12:29 PM
"Doc Faustus...uses ever cheap screenwriting trick in the book"
Why, I never!
stygianwitch
09-04-2007, 12:54 PM
Stygian will always be better than you :)
Stygian will never go down http://faccine.forumfree.net/whistling2.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:;)
Stygian will never go down
damn
.........
Despare
09-05-2007, 04:23 PM
I love it when people can't spell despair... I get things like
"despare will follow you throughout your miserable existance"
Elvis_Christ
09-05-2007, 04:49 PM
Elvis will eat the souls of your children and turn your agony into failed suicide attempts.
illdojo
09-05-2007, 04:52 PM
Elvis will eat the souls of your children and turn your agony into failed suicide attempts.
:D :D Dude, you rule!! :cool: :cool:
_____V_____
09-05-2007, 08:14 PM
"V will be none other than a "detuned" version of the 7.0L" (which reminds me of the radiohead song "he's buzzing like a detuned radio")
Thats a good one.:D
"Avi will will suddenly turn up at the house and announce that he is alive...":eek:
"Over the next two days Avi will take them on a voyage of discovery. On the way they will make faces and weep.":confused:
"Avi will slash anyone who tries to sing.":cool:
Dude Guadalupe
09-05-2007, 10:19 PM
"dude will suck it
That is yet to be confirmed
Roderick Usher
09-05-2007, 10:24 PM
Roderick Usher will, by its very nature, be irreducibly symbolic
GorePhobia
09-05-2007, 10:43 PM
AHAHAHA I CAUGHT YOU!!
http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL618/4246292/14026656/276585527.jpg
Gorephobia will be very upset if he doesn't see his name there. quick......add it and i'll edit my post so he will never know. ...
(i love you all too)
:)
Shazbut
09-05-2007, 11:21 PM
I love it when people can't spell despair... I get things like
"despare will follow you throughout your miserable existance"
They cant spell *existence* either!! :p
Psycom5k
09-06-2007, 10:25 PM
John will entertain, inspire and motivate delegates
John will be doing some autograph sessions during the upcoming Dream
John will be featured in a musical performance Saturday July 21st,
John - Will the Cartoon Network Air All of the Naruto Episodes? (eww...)
John will come out on top as he always does (Haha)
John will marry in December
John Will Invite The Po' Folks Over?
John will be returning to the U.K. and Europe this summer, and then back to Japan
John will be celebrating on Saturday July 14th at a party with Robert (ok now that one is seriously funny cause at my parents anniversary party on the 14th of july this year, me and my buddy robert got hammered.)
John will be performing with Static-X at Ozzfest in Devore, CA (SWEET!!!!)
John, will never own you more ( than right now)
Psycom5k
09-06-2007, 10:30 PM
John will teach you how to understand what “your” swing should “feel” like!
BIG JOHN WILL DO IT THE SHANKLY WAY
lol i like this game
Marya Zaleska
09-07-2007, 02:05 PM
Marya will not stomp anybody!
Marya or David Will call you right now!
I really doubt if Marya will have an serious problems with you having an ex.
Marya loves all!
Marya will perform her new songs!
Marya will be your editor and will help you with your manuscript.
Marya will attend the University Of New Hampshire this fall and plans to study Education & Child Psychology.
Marya will work diligently to assist you in your real estate need.
Former prostitute Marya will be there!
WoW! Marya sure is diversified!
Psycom5k
09-07-2007, 03:14 PM
Former prostitute Marya will be there!
lmfao, love that one
John will teach you how to understand what “your” swing should “feel” like!
keep away from my swing - it works just fine the way it is!
Psycom5k
09-09-2007, 08:55 AM
keep away from my swing - it works just fine the way it is!
But it can work better!!! and I can teach you! For the low low price of your soul.
Spallalala
09-10-2007, 03:16 AM
Well nothing came up for spallalala except for old threads in here haha.. So I went with my name.
"Anna will be on Maury"
"Anna will be playing at the Christus Health Pro/Celebrity Classics at Beaumont's Ford Arena"
"Anna will lead the ensemble in a European tour"
"Anna will always be remembered as an excellent seamstress and homemaker, for her cooking, gardening and hospitality. " <<<< That one I like ha.
Most "anna will" just come up with anna nicole smith rubbish.
need to change my name...
TIC's will be able to provide information and advice on walking......
TIC will be withdrawn :(
Keys are sold at the TIC that will open all disabled toilet doors across Britain :confused: :confused:
tic will consult and recommend technology options to assist your business
that's as far as I want to go before I take the pills.