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Phalanx
08-14-2007, 01:48 AM
Reader discretion advised.
Terminology and events described within may offend.
The following does not indicate my personal views, having spawned from a drunken freestyle.
And remember...alcohol can effect your decision making ability.
I draw a deer,
roll it up, put it in my ear
so if you steer, get up in my face here
the deer gon' leer, like a monkey suck beer
Fillin' up yo' heart stricken with tha mad fear
Make you wanna run, run away like a queer
Runnin fo' your life, shit spittin' outcha rear
Can't get away cant get y'self clear,
'less you cut yo neck, like the wool...with a SHEAR!
The end.
Phalanx
08-14-2007, 02:26 AM
More you say?
Kickin' it like Mario
Tha land o' Koopario
Best back up if you see me get a stario
I glow and I run and I jump real fario
to bitchslap you like I bitchslappa Wario
Marley's Ghost
08-14-2007, 06:21 AM
I thought Phalanx
poems were good
They have giving me
morning wood
Such a wonder
to behold
big as a python
or so i'm told
crabapple
08-14-2007, 07:11 AM
Pour me a cup of coffee, would you.
DP McCoy
08-14-2007, 09:27 AM
Reader discretion advised.
Terminology and events described within may offend.
The following does not indicate my personal views, having spawned from a drunken freestyle.
And remember...alcohol can effect your decision making ability.
I draw a deer,
roll it up, put it in my ear
so if you steer, get up in my face here
the deer gon' leer, like a monkey suck beer
Fillin' up yo' heart stricken with tha mad fear
Make you wanna run, run away like a queer
Runnin fo' your life, shit spittin' outcha rear
Can't get away cant get y'self clear,
'less you cut yo neck, like the wool...with a SHEAR!
The end.
Bohemian,Daddio!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVOXxDV5BdI
ferretchucker
08-14-2007, 09:51 AM
all you do is rhyme,
though it isn't a crime,
you do it all the time,
i'll give you a dime,
if you do not rhyme,
or maybe a lime,
i aint really bovvered
*snaps fingers and beats bongo*
crabapple
08-14-2007, 01:18 PM
Groove Thing!
You know about the Groove Thing...?
It's REAL
Feel it
Elvis_Christ
08-14-2007, 05:49 PM
Tryin' to steal my crown as the drunken HDC poet huh? :D
The Mothman
08-14-2007, 07:07 PM
More you say?
Kickin' it like Mario
Tha land o' Koopario
Best back up if you see me get a stario
I glow and I run and I jump real fario
to bitchslap you like I bitchslappa Wario
this resembles Busta Rhymes.
scarecrow666
08-15-2007, 05:50 AM
You know....Some fuckin fuckers gone and fucked mi fuckin brain.;)