View Full Version : HDC The Movie 2: Zero Takes Manhattan (Desert Bar and Tavern)
massacre man
08-11-2007, 06:24 PM
The original writing was well-received enough for me to want to write a part 2, now characters from the previous will be involved so please read the original story first, Read it throughout this topic. (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30740)
The first part will be up by tonight/early tomorrow. See ya soon ladies and gents.
Freak
08-11-2007, 06:39 PM
Can I be in this one?
massacre man
08-11-2007, 06:42 PM
Can I be in this one?
What do you want your character to be like?
The Mothman
08-11-2007, 07:03 PM
my character better kick some asses.:)
massacre man
08-11-2007, 07:07 PM
my character better kick some asses.:)
:( That's what everyone says, do you how hard something vague like that is to work with?
crabapple
08-11-2007, 07:14 PM
I like the title...I always felt that the Zero Monkey was really the main killer but the first movie was like a warm-up, a handshake, with occasional appearances with the Zero Monkey but you don't quite realize that he's about to go ape-shit on everyone. Please make Nicedog a character too, he is one of the things I came up with for "The Two Wolves Show" reprinted here courtesy of crabnapple prods.:
ANNOUNCER. Well, folks, I'm sure you can tell by now that those two wolves we've been feeding have sure been having a time with each other.
(ANNOUNCER is joined by two cartoon wolves that walk out on stage on their hind legs. One wolf is PALE GRAY and one is DARK GRAY BROWN. The dark gray brown wolf is rubbing a bruise on his forehead, and looks like he'll have a lump for a while, but he's in decent spirits.)
NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH!
(Audience laughter)
ANNOUNCER. Meandog, you sure got a smacking today, it looks like.
MEANDOG. Oh yeah.
ANNOUNCER. And tell me if you can what you have to say about that.
MEANDOG. Well---he may have kicked my ass today, but the next time I see him, I will put a boot up his!!
(Audience laughter, followed by applause)
MEANDOG. I'm evil! Ha cha cha cha cha cha!
(MEANDOG makes a cartoon thug pose like Bowser from Sha Na Na, and slinks off stage to more applause.)
(NICEDOG is smiling about something.)
ANNOUNCER. That Meandog, he's quite a character. And you, Nicedog, you look awfully smug. Are you thinking about that can of whoop-ass you opened a little while ago?
NICEDOG. Nuh-uh. I made a poo poo!
ANNOUNCER. Now don't start THAT again. You're always talking about poo poo. Don't you have anything meaningful to say to the audience, about good and evil, for example?
NICEDOG. A poopa poopa! A poop poop! (Starts making raspberry-type fart noises and laughing.)
ANNOUNCER. Oh boy.
NICEDOG. Poopahhhhhhhhhh! Poopahhhhh ha ha hah.
ANNOUNCER. G'night folks.
Dante'sInferno
08-11-2007, 08:30 PM
Nice MMM .
Freak
08-11-2007, 08:41 PM
Quiet, mysterious and slightly demented and disturbed.
_____V_____
08-11-2007, 09:34 PM
Excellent start. This is gonna be REALLY good...I can feel it.
btw, the redhead primate rulez!!:cool:
Despare
08-11-2007, 09:53 PM
Great job as par. BTW, I don't care if people are getting tired of me making posters for these movies... I like doing it when I'm bored and it's easy and doesn't take me too long. :p
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/hdcmoviethesequel.jpg
massacre man
08-11-2007, 09:57 PM
WHOOO! UP YOURS ROD YOU'VE BEEN US USURPED!
I'm just kiddin' Roddy, you know I love you.
lol....anther great job of capturing the essence of one of HDC posters. Of course i'm talking about zwoti's "subtle" advances on nova.
crabapple
08-12-2007, 09:33 AM
That is...................AWESOME
horrorobsessed
08-12-2007, 09:41 AM
That is...................AWESOME
i second that motion
Freak
08-12-2007, 10:42 AM
I'm loving this.Can't wait to see the rest.
Dante'sInferno
08-12-2007, 10:45 AM
Great work!I cant wait to see the rest.
ferretchucker
08-12-2007, 10:48 AM
Okay, because I was on my break for the last movie and missed loads of it so wasn't involved. I had an idea. I'm some weird proffesor guy who actually created zero. Or at least something along those lines. No strings or ferrets hanging on strings attached. Just me...the giant ferret-human doctor.
illdojo
08-12-2007, 06:37 PM
Nice!!!!! I'm in the sequel. :cool:
Good stuff Massacre, you're a writing machine.
GorePhobia
08-12-2007, 06:41 PM
I hope I am playing a bigger part then just singing in a folk band.....
massacre man
08-12-2007, 06:42 PM
I hope I am playing a bigger part then just singing in a folk band.....
Jee whizz! Hold on. I haven't even introduced everyone who is gonna be on here yet. You'll get your time to shine, sir.
massacre man
08-12-2007, 06:43 PM
Nice!!!!! I'm in the sequel. :cool:
Good stuff Massacre, you're a writing machine.
As a matter of fact you're my favorite character at the moment along with Posher, and Dudeman, but that's because I know him.
crabapple
08-12-2007, 06:47 PM
I'm just happy as a clam over this because the monkey is in it! I love that freakin' monkey.
_____V_____
08-13-2007, 08:46 AM
lmfao...
ooohhh...me likey!!:D
illdojo
08-13-2007, 08:58 AM
As a matter of fact you're my favorite character at the moment along with Posher, and Dudeman, but that's because I know him.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e107/illdojo/spicoli.jpg
Awesome!!!!! Totally awesome!!!!!!
ferretchucker
08-13-2007, 08:59 AM
shall I be in this fine film master man?
Freak
08-13-2007, 12:29 PM
Can't wait to see what you cook up for my character.The anticipation is flying.
massacre man
08-13-2007, 08:17 PM
I posted this a bit early, so I'll bump it because I'm a whore for responses.
GorePhobia
08-13-2007, 08:39 PM
pretty sweet so far man
_____V_____
08-13-2007, 09:56 PM
Posher: I just need somebody to go to this wedding with me, my family makes fun of me for never bringing girls to any family events and I've been to nervous to ask anyone to actually go with me, I was wondering if you could just go as a favor?
lol classic stuff.;)
Keep going!
massacre man
08-13-2007, 10:04 PM
lol classic stuff.;)
Keep going!
Posher never gave a description of a character, just to be played by Jake Gyllenhal, and I'm a fan of Gyllenhal, so I thought it was cool I got to base a character off of him, I hope his lines and behavior seem like a part Jake would play.
Dudeman
08-14-2007, 09:01 AM
Awsome stuff mang. Keep it up.
Disease
08-14-2007, 09:37 AM
Before I go ahead and read all of this, can you tell me if I'm in it?
ferretchucker
08-14-2007, 09:42 AM
yeh MM, am i gonna be in it?
massacre man
08-14-2007, 09:49 AM
yeh MM, am i gonna be in it?
I have no clue, I'm making this up as I go along. Same for Disease, you may be.
ferretchucker
08-14-2007, 10:03 AM
come on. you could make me the man getting married at the wedding poshers going to. I come looking for him because he isn't at my wedding. I'm the reason he escapes from the toilet (yes, h's there for days, zero left him.)
horrorobsessed
08-14-2007, 12:20 PM
sweet, i'm totally in this one.
the coolest part about it is that that's exactly how i would actually act. i would totally take a book into a bar and read. cause i go everywhere with a book.
keep up the awesome work MM.
i'm going to need points and my own trailer - and a big bag of coke
_____V_____
08-14-2007, 06:09 PM
i'm going to need points and my own trailer - and a big bag of coke
Now cmon redhead...the tree you got and the bunch of bananas we provided should suit you nicely till production wraps up. We cant spare any more since props are so costly in Hollywood these days.:p
So be happy with the tree!:D
novakru
08-14-2007, 06:10 PM
applause, applause, applause:)
_____V_____
08-14-2007, 06:12 PM
That is good...mass. Dont forget the deadites!;)
massacre man
08-14-2007, 07:37 PM
Zero is such a fucking diva.
ferretchucker
08-15-2007, 09:54 AM
soon i come into it! Isn't that right. Or have you forgotten about our little *Re-loads gun* agreement
horrorobsessed
08-15-2007, 06:55 PM
HA! i'm one of the smart ones. awesome.
keep up the good work
ferretchucker
08-16-2007, 11:56 AM
come on! I've been waiting for ages. I need to be in that bar. The gun is loaded!
Freak
08-16-2007, 02:20 PM
come on! I've been waiting for ages. I need to be in that bar. The gun is loaded!
Don't feel bad, I'm not in it either.
massacre man
08-16-2007, 03:07 PM
You're talking like it's over, yeesh, __V__'s story hasn't even started yet.
crabapple
08-16-2007, 06:52 PM
Without warning, the ZERO MONKEY springs out of the darkness and attacks Murderdoll!
Just when the monkey is savoring the moment of triumph, just before he rips Murderdoll's face off, there is a THUNDEROUS NOISE as a nearby door is kicked open!
There is a SHOTGUN BLAST, and the ZERO MONKEY flies backward and hits the wall with a THUD.
ZERO MONKEY. Woo woo! (THUD!)
Murderdoll looks up as the smoke clears. She is startled to see someone familiar to her standing in the doorway!
UWE BOLL. We don't have much time. You must come with me now.
Well......seeing that its a "zombie-fest".....the newb zombie is still looking for work.:D
_____V_____
08-17-2007, 12:31 AM
lmfao...thats fuckin great, mass!
Keep going...;)
_____V_____
08-17-2007, 08:19 PM
lmao...
Groovy, baby!!:D
massacre man
08-18-2007, 07:23 AM
Guess whose a whore!
I am!
crabapple
08-18-2007, 08:31 AM
Yes! That is damn right.
ferretchucker
08-18-2007, 08:32 AM
next segment features the introduction of Ferretchucker!
ferretchucker
08-18-2007, 08:33 AM
don't miss it
novakru
08-18-2007, 03:23 PM
WOOHOO:cool:
Dante'sInferno
08-18-2007, 03:36 PM
Love it !
illdojo
08-18-2007, 04:39 PM
Guess whose a whore!
I am!
You say that like it's a bad thing. :D
I love the sequel, and my character in both parts.
Stellar writing Massacre, you rule!!!!!
Freak
08-18-2007, 04:42 PM
Excellent stuff man.Sucks you won't be doing anymore.
_____V_____
08-18-2007, 04:53 PM
Now thats a kickass climax if there ever was one!
Hail to the massacre, baby!:cool:
Excellent stuff, mass. This one is right up there with RotLD and Shaun.:)
massacre man
08-18-2007, 04:59 PM
Anybody got a favorite line/part?
Mine is the "Where are you?" "Behind the truck! DAMN IT!" part, I made that up when I was at Dudeman's house.
horrorobsessed
08-18-2007, 05:14 PM
Murderdoll: Shit...
*They listen to the sound of Murderdoll being eaten, she yells*
Murderdoll: Fuck you! I'll snap your fucking neck, Get the fuck off of me! You can't even eat someone right you fucking retards! Go for my throat...
that and the part in the first "movie" where Masscre Man throws the axe into Dante's back, and he's all like "you fuckin' threw something at me!"
"no i didn't!"
"i can't feel anything!"
i thought i was going to die from laughter.
Dante'sInferno
08-18-2007, 05:35 PM
My favorite is.."Zombified Dante still twitching."
massacre man
08-18-2007, 06:53 PM
My favorite is.."Zombified Dante still twitching."
Why? *filler text*
Dante'sInferno
08-18-2007, 11:13 PM
Why? *filler text*Because I laughed when i read that.
ferretchucker
08-19-2007, 09:19 AM
next to him is a young teenager holding a ferret*
Ferretchucker: Can I be in your movie?
Freak: ...
Ferretchucker: C'mon, I could be the evil scientist with a gun that shoots guns that shoots cages that shoots smaller cages that shoots ferrets!
Freak: ...
*Horrorobsessed runs inside the house, then into the closet, Freak and Ferretchucker sit perfectly still, confused by what just happened, Nova and Faustus enter the house*
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I walked right into that one. Can someone else write another sequel. I want to do one. Do I have permission? Or do I have to make one not in that story.
massacre man
08-19-2007, 09:33 AM
I walked right into that one. Can someone else write another sequel. I want to do one. Do I have permission? Or do I have to make one not in that story.
Go right ahead, I'm changing the names to the first two and saving them to hopefully make some day... some day.
ferretchucker
08-19-2007, 10:47 AM
Go right ahead, I'm changing the names to the first two and saving them to hopefully make some day... some day.
Thanks. If you make them some day, will you have all the characters?
Kemal
08-19-2007, 03:51 PM
Bravo, gentlemen, bravo.
http://i17.tinypic.com/52byvk8.jpg
i agree with kemal. . . i think the scripts should be pulled out of the threads and sitckied! (hell we've got a half dozen stickies already - just sticky the whole damn board)
these are classic scripts and worthy of being enshrined!
i don't want to make bold predictions but when the annual HDC awards come around I know which HDC-inspired and casted film I'm tipping for taking the top awards!
massacre man
08-20-2007, 08:31 AM
i don't want to make bold predictions but when the annual HDC awards come around I know which HDC-inspired and casted film I'm tipping for taking the top awards!
Yeah, winner by default. DEFAULT! DEFAULT! DEFAULT!
Disease
08-24-2007, 10:25 AM
I can't believe I never made the cut, and I hope I'm not in Ferretfuckers one.
ferretchucker
08-24-2007, 01:38 PM
I can't believe I never made the cut, and I hope I'm not in Ferretfuckers one.
i just love maturity. Too bad i can't find any around here.
massacre man
08-24-2007, 01:40 PM
i just love maturity. Too bad i can't find any around here.
Hey, I'm not immature. :( I'm tellin'.
ferretchucker
08-24-2007, 01:46 PM
not you...doochboog. ;)
Doc Faustus
08-24-2007, 01:53 PM
Ferretchucker, by comparing you to Uwe Boll, they are implying that you know Meatloaf and it's awesome to know Meatloaf. And Ben Kingsley. This barrage of insults is thus illogical. It's cool to know Ben Kingsley. He was Gandhi. So naysayers, by insulting ferretchucker by comparing him to Uwe Boll, you are associating him with the Mahatma. Thus, ferretchucker should thank everyone for associating him with the inventor of passive resistance and thereby civil rights. Anyone who insults ferretchucker by insulting Uwe Boll also insults Martin Luther King.
ferretchucker
08-24-2007, 01:55 PM
what he said!
I thing ferretchucker has been here long enough to take a little good natured ribbing.
Go in peace my brothers
http://www.anthonybrennan.net/images%20large/houstonpress_ghandi.jpg
Disease
08-27-2007, 04:17 AM
i just love maturity. Too bad i can't find any around here.
Comeing from a pre-adolesent troll, that's pretty funny..:eek: