Your Movie ideas.

[scarecrow666]

I thought it would be great idea to share a movie idea ,as if we had enough money to make the film.

Ill start.

BROTHERS GRIMM'S - HANSEL AND GRETEL

STARRING :
HANSEL AND GRETEL - Not sure
A GULLIBLE FATHER - Timothy Spall
EVIL STEPMOTHER - Anjelica Huston
WICKED WITCH - Angela Lansbury
WOLVES - Themselves
WILD BOARS - Themselves

LOCATION :
A SWEET HOUSE
HAUNTED FORREST

RAIN AND FOG

I would have it filmed on location in the Black Forrest in Germany , and would be very Gothic in tone. And possibly wouldn't have a happy ending. Characterizations would be very important and good visuals.

We(As in you good forum folk) would love to read all of your ideas,and make comments.

Maybe it could even be made....Who knows.

[Shazbut]

We need to pick the actors/actresses we want for the cast.

GULLIBLE FATHER: Dustin Hoffman?

[scarecrow666]

Very good point.

[Zero]

my idea:

MAD MONKEY SEX ROMP

starring - (well me)
Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, and Nichole Kidman (to add some class to the whole affair)

definitely an NC-17

[neverending]

Those actresses are not available- but we can get Bette Midler & Kathy Bates.

[massacre man]

HDC: The Movie

Definitely.

[crabapple]

"WILD BOARS - Themselves"


Oh, that's funny.

[Zero]

Those actresses are not available- but we can get Bette Midler & Kathy Bates.

i'll do it - but i want points and my own trailer

[scarecrow666]

i'll do it - but i want points and my own trailer

Shit.........That pure Evil Horror.;)

[slasherman]

I got this idea the other day to make a slasher movie...I was sitting on a pub and saw many overly happy people laughing very loud...so i thought out a simple plot were the killer just kills the persons who are most happy.....he picks out the most lucky/happy people in each pub/nightclub he goes. Only one from each place...

[scarecrow666]

I got this idea the other day to make a slasher movie...I was sitting on a pub and saw many overly happy people laughing very loud...so i thought out a simple plot were the killer just kills the persons who are most happy.....he picks out the most lucky/happy people in each pub/nightclub he goes. Only one from each place...


I fuckin hate all those happy / lucky fuckers - Can i be the Killer

[Kemal]

Terrorist army lays siege to Washington DC and only one man . . . one large, non-descript, black man working in a hum-drum government office job can stop them.

[massacre man]

Terrorist army lays siege to Washington DC and only one man . . . one large, non-descript, black man working in a hum-drum government office job can stop them.

That's my favorite so far.

[Angra]

Terrorist army lays siege to Washington DC and only one man . . . one large, non-descript, black man working in a hum-drum government office job can stop them.


Does he have to be black?

Why?

[Kemal]

Because I'd look ridiculous as a white guy.

[Zero]

Because I'd look ridiculous as a white guy.

wait - this could work! a black action hero who wears whiteface and is 'passing' - i bet spike lee would direct!!

[Angra]

Because I'd look ridiculous as a white guy.



LMAO


You're probably right.


http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/white_chicks0.jpg

[scarecrow666]

Or how about Nympho. Transvestite witches with big fuckoff vacuum cleaners,that go from town blowing people.:eek: ;)

[massacre man]

Or how about Nympho. Transvestite witches with big fuckoff vacuum cleaners,that go from town blowing people.:eek: ;)

FINALLY! Transvestite Witches.

[a mccuaig]

I want to make a zombie squirral movie starring Danny Devito. The zombie squirrals are attacking nuts (all kinds) I call it, "Innocent Nuts" What do you think?

[ferretchucker]

THE FERRETCHUCKER

Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Johnny Depp
Old Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Christopher Lee
Young Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker - Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
Officer James Walker - Leonardo DiCaprio
Officer James Walker (Deceased) - Voiced by L D
Andrew Partridge - Sam Neill

Setting - The town on Huddersdale

A man who lives isolated in his cliffside windmill begins to venture outside of the house to stare at the town. His strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off cliffs is well known, but never been proved and therefore he cannot be arrested. When strange lights begin being seen coming from his house and local pets start disappearing, Officer James Walker decides enough is enough, but when he ventures into this strange mans past, discovers the local Butcher is his Father and tries to bust this guy apart once and for all, he gets more than he bargained for.

Then, when a plague of Thousands upon thousands of Ferrets with legs or tails or even jaws of other animals unleashes itself upon the town, it is feared nothing can stop this sheer terror, when walker is captured by the ferretchucker, will Andrew Partridge [Neill] own up to his past and stop his sons future in time to save Officer Walker, or will this psychopath win and destroy the people that shunned him.
Find Out This Halloween at a Cinema Near YOU!

[ferretchucker]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/ferretchucker/Ferretchuckerthemovie.jpg

[scarecrow666]

THE FERRETCHUCKER

Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Johnny Depp
Old Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker] - Christopher Lee
Young Gabriel Partridge [The Ferretchucker - Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
Officer James Walker - Leonardo DiCaprio
Officer James Walker (Deceased) - Voiced by L D
Andrew Partridge - Sam Neill

Setting - The town on Huddersdale

A man who lives isolated in his cliffside windmill begins to venture outside of the house to stare at the town. His strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off cliffs is well known, but never been proved and therefore he cannot be arrested. When strange lights begin being seen coming from his house and local pets start disappearing, Officer James Walker decides enough is enough, but when he ventures into this strange mans past, discovers the local Butcher is his Father and tries to bust this guy apart once and for all, he gets more than he bargained for.

Then, when a plague of Thousands upon thousands of Ferrets with legs or tails or even jaws of other animals unleashes itself upon the town, it is feared nothing can stop this sheer terror, when walker is captured by the ferretchucker, will Andrew Partridge [Neill] own up to his past and stop his sons future in time to save Officer Walker, or will this psychopath win and destroy the people that shunned him.
Find Out This Halloween at a Cinema Near YOU!

Brilliant.:D I also like the poster you made as well.........smart ass;)

It would be nice for the psycho to win out.....It would make a change.

It kinda reminded me of a book i read years ago called Meat. It was about if i remember correctly Vegitarians and the A.L.F. And how all this weird and crazy shit started to happen to them.It also featured a Weazel. But i cant remember who wrote it , .cos it would be good to read again.

[ferretchucker]

I have the whole film planned out in my mind. The ending would involve Leo (officer walker) getting his skin eaten off by the ferret/dogs/cats/birdsetc. whose minds have gone insane due to the mixture of animal D.N.A in them. Then, Gabriel Partridge (Yes, Gabriel is my first name) puts parts of walkers mind into a ferret.

When Andrew Partridge (Who has been living by the name Patron) comes to his senses and decides he must face his son, goes up to the windmill only to find a horribly, ugly messed up looking ferret talking to him with walkers voice. He tells Andrew about the enormous gas tank needed to fuel the splicer thingy. Andrew then runs in, theres a big climactic fight scene with loads of blood and ferrets that ends with andrew at the floor, apparently dead.

Gabriel then stands at the "dead" body laughing at him, when Andrew jumps up, uppercutting Gabriel and taking his gun. shoots the gas tank, says something witty to Gabriel then lights a ciggarette. Theres a big explosion which shoots the ferret cage off the cliff, Andrew's horribly burnt body laughing with the also nearly dead ferret body of officer walker then dies. It then shows a shot of a bald, man from behind with burn marks all over the back of his head dropping a ferret down a well and laughing.

[scaryforkids]

I thought it would be great idea to share a movie idea ,as if we had enough money to make the film.

Ill start.

BROTHERS GRIMM'S - HANSEL AND GRETEL

I would have it filmed on location in the Black Forrest in Germany , and would be very Gothic in tone. And possibly wouldn't have a happy ending. Characterizations would be very important and good visuals.

We(As in you good forum folk) would love to read all of your ideas,and make comments.

Maybe it could even be made....Who knows.

Sounds like a cool idea. i like it. You could do it in a stylized expressionist way. Like those Metz ads with the Judderman. Have u ever seen that ad? Really creepy old fairy tale type vibe to it. I can send u a link to the video of it if youre interested.

[scarecrow666]

Sounds like a cool idea. i like it. You could do it in a stylized expressionist way. Like those Metz ads with the Judderman. Have u ever seen that ad? Really creepy old fairy tale type vibe to it. I can send u a link to the video of it if youre interested.

Yeah great ad. The link would be very welcome thanks.

[ferretchucker]

beware the judderman when the moon is fat. Bloody hell that puppet and the guy still give me the creeps. I see them every now and then at family get togethers. They're...they're not really that social though...