scary or disgusting?

[mutilator666]

Is your favorite movie scary or disgusting?
pick a movie and clasifi it by...

1-5=scaryness
6-10=disgustingness

so what do u say now.
rate the more u can, ull be n expert in horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I hate you.

[Despare]

I hate you.

Donot be mean! Just rated all you can! U'll be a Xpert in horror soon!


By the way...
Bud...
If you want people to rate movies why not mention one first. Oh, and coming up with something that resembles an actual rating structure would be great too. With yours if you rate a movie over a five it's disgusting? Try this, go into wordpad and write down what you're going to post before you actually post it. After you write it down, go ahead and read it... does it make sense? No? Ok, just rewrite and try again. Finally have something that makes sense? GREAT! NOW post it. Oh, and welcome to Horror.

[Dante'sInferno]

Look at the HDC top 100.

[neverending]

What if my favorite movie is funny?

[Dante'sInferno]

What if my favorite movie is a Dark Comedy?Or Science Fiction?

[illdojo]

I hate you.

Be nice X¤Doll¤X.....
On 2nd thought....DON'T :D

[Zero]

4









. . . . there, that should do it

[ManchestrMorgue]

This is your best thread yet :rolleyes:

[massacre man]

I have no idea what's going on, I was thinking about The Simpsons and I accidentally came into this thread.

[_____V_____]

Ok, who let the retards out?:rolleyes:

*Squeal*Squeal*Squeal*Squeal*Squeal*

(should have known it was that redheaded primate...):mad:



:D

[mutilator666]

never mind if your favourite movie is a comedy/scfi/etc...!
just rate a horror movie that u saw.:mad:

[Angra]

This thread blows....

[bloodrayne]

This thread blows....
Hmm...How is it that the words 'blow' and 'suck' are completely 100% opposites...Yet in some contexts (ie: this one) they mean the exact same thing?...

[massacre man]

Hmm...How is it that the words 'blow' and 'suck' are completely 100% opposites...Yet in some contexts (ie: this one) they mean the exact same thing?...

Because...

[Angra]

Hmm...How is it that the words 'blow' and 'suck' are completely 100% opposites...Yet in some contexts (ie: this one) they mean the exact same thing?...


Why don't you start a thread about that and let this one die, sweetie. ;)

[mutilator666]

ok, ill start a thread about...
wich is the scariest movie ever.

[Angra]

Because...



Oh yes. What he said. ^^

[Angra]

ok, ill start a thread about...
wich is the scariest movie ever.


Yeah, that would be so damn new and original....

[bloodrayne]

Why don't you start a thread about that and let this one die, sweetie. ;)
It's not really enough of a question to spark a full discussion...But, it does make me wonder...Why isn't a blowjob called a 'suckjob'?...I've never heard of anyone actually blowing...and, wouldn't that be kinda stupid if they DID?

[massacre man]

Why isn't a blowjob called a 'suckjob'?.

Because Suckjob just sounds gross and painful. Sounds like it has something to do with a vacuum.

[newb]

It's not really enough of a question to spark a full discussion...But, it does make me wonder...Why isn't a blowjob called a 'suckjob'?...I've never heard of anyone actually blowing...and, wouldn't that be kinda stupid if they DID?

Zero actually DOES give his girl a "blowjob".

http://www.easleys.com/ProductImages/tn-judy%20doll.bmp

[Angra]

Because Suckjob just sounds gross and painful. Sounds like it has something to do with a vacuum.


Or that it sucks sucking cocks.

[bloodrayne]

Because Suckjob just sounds gross and painful. Sounds like it has something to do with a vacuum.
Ya really think so?...I mean, I'm not a guy so I guess I wouldn't know, but If someone offered a guy a 'suckjob' and he said, "No thanks, that sounds gross and painful", I'd be pretty surprised...hahaha

[Angra]

Zero actually DOES give his girl a "blowjob".

http://www.easleys.com/ProductImages/tn-judy%20doll.bmp



Huh??

Does he suck on her handless arms?

[Angra]

Ya really think so?...I mean, I'm not a guy so I guess I wouldn't know, but If someone offered a guy a 'suckjob' and he said, "No thanks, that sounds gross and painful", I'd be pretty surprised...hahaha



Right. lol

A teethjob sounds worse. :D

[massacre man]

Ya really think so?...I mean, I'm not a guy so I guess I wouldn't know, but If someone offered a guy a 'suckjob' and he said, "No thanks, that sounds gross and painful", I'd be pretty surprised...hahaha

It does, and I wonder why somebody would ask that to someone while you were in hearing range.

[massacre man]

Huh??

Does he suck on her handless arms?

"Blow" get it, blow-up doll you must blow to make it look like a person.

[Angra]

"Blow" get it, blow-up doll you must blow to make it look like a person.



Yes... Thanks Massacre man. You saved my day. :rolleyes:

[bloodrayne]

Right. lol

A teethjob sounds worse. :DI would say that something like 'knobgrinder' might sound kinda "gross and painful"



I wonder why somebody would ask that to someone while you were in hearing range.LOL...Good point

[Angra]

It does, and I wonder why somebody would ask that to someone while you were in hearing range.


that's Raynes friends for ya...

[massacre man]

Yes... Thanks Massacre man. You saved my day. :rolleyes:

*takes gloves off* Come on motherfucker, let's go, let's go. *puts fists up*

[Angra]

*takes gloves off* Come on motherfucker, let's go, let's go. *puts fists up*



I got more post counts than you, so watch it, buddy. I might just throw you around for a couple of hours. :cool:

[massacre man]

I got more post counts than you, so watch it, buddy. I might just throw you around for a couple of hours. :cool:

I got seniority, you gotta respect your elders. I joined in October '03. NOW WHAT!? Huh? Huh? Huh?

And we all only have one post count *tee-hee*

[Angra]

I got seniority, you gotta respect your elders. I joined in October '03. NOW WHAT!? Huh? Huh? Huh?

And we all only have one post count *tee-hee*


Shut up boy!

I'm older than you. Naa na-na naa na. :p

[massacre man]

Shut up boy!

I'm older than you. Naa na-na naa na. :p

I'm taller. :cool:

[Angra]

I'm taller. :cool:


Congrats...

[massacre man]

Congrats...

YES! I am a badass! I win! Chocolate Milk all around!

[Angra]

YES! I am a badass! I win! Chocolate Milk all around!


NO WAY IN HELL!!!


Let me rewrite my last thread.

What i MEANT to say was:


Congrats. You parents must be very proud.

Now your mommy doesn't have to get down on her knees when she's giving you a...... teethjob. ;) :p

[massacre man]

NO WAY IN HELL!!!


Let me rewrite my last thread.

What i MEANT to say was:


Congrats. You parents must be very proud.

Now your mommy doesn't have to get down on her knees when she's giving you a...... teethjob. ;) :p

So, now it'll take my mom longer to get bad knees, but yours will be in a rocking chair all day by the time she's 60.

[bloodrayne]

OH! Something else just came to me related to my first and second questions...

Why is it called 'giving' head?...It seems more like TAKING it than giving it...I never understood that one either

[massacre man]

OH! Something else just came to me related to my first and second questions...

Why is it called 'giving' head?...It seems more like TAKING it than giving it...I never understood that one either

Because she gives her head to him to poke and mutilate as he pleases.

[bloodrayne]

Because she gives her head to him to poke and mutilate as he pleases.
OH...I thought that was called 'skullfucking' (which makes perfect sense, I have no questions about that one)...I was thinking that 'giving head' referred to the other head

[Angra]

So, now it'll take my mom longer to get bad knees, but yours will be in a rocking chair all day by the time she's 60.



See.


Now we're actually on a topic much suiting to the thread title.

Your momma!!

[massacre man]

See.


Now we're actually on a topic much suiting to the thread title.

Your momma!!

Oh, oh, oh snap. Yo momma's such a fat whore she gives handjobs with butter.

[Angra]

Oh, oh, oh snap. Yo momma's such a fat whore she gives handjobs with butter.




My mom is dead.

[bloodrayne]

handjobs
I have no questions about that one either :D

[massacre man]

My mom is dead.

You say that as if it's something I should have known.

[Angra]

You say that as if it's something I should have known.

Well?

How do you feel about yourself now?



































I'm just fucking with you, farthead. :p


Damn, i've got a dark sense of humor... Yeah well. :cool:

[massacre man]

I have no questions about that one either :D

That's better than "Jerking someone off" sounds like it has something to do with removing an appendage.

[bloodrayne]

My mom is dead. = Last weapon in the arsenal

[massacre man]

Well?

How do you feel about yourself now?



































I'm just fucking with you, farthead. :p


Damn, i've got a dark sense of humor... Yeah well. :cool:

Yeah, half the people at my school say that, now unless it's a friend or something and I'm absolutely sure, I just say "Haha!"

[bloodrayne]

That's better than "Jerking someone off" sounds like it has something to do with removing an appendage.Yeah, but that one makes way more sense than 'blowjob'

[Angra]

My mom is dead. = Last weapon in the arsenal



And that means?

[Roderick Usher]

My mom is dead.

No offense intended to those whose mothers have passed on...

But whenever a "yo momma" joke goes flying I turn deadpan and say "My Mom is Dead"

Kills the joke instantly.

[bloodrayne]

And that means?Dirty Pool

AND
Kills the joke instantly.

[massacre man]

Yeah, but that one makes way more sense than 'blowjob'

Why do they call it "butt fucking" I thought the butt was the cheek region, shouldn't it be "Butthole fucking"?

[Angra]

No offense intended to those whose mothers have passed on...

But whenever a "yo momma" joke goes flying I turn deadpan and say "My Mom is Dead"

Kills the joke instantly.




You're saying i'm a party pooper, right? ;)

[bloodrayne]

Why do they call it "butt fucking" I thought the butt was the cheek region, shouldn't it be "Butthole fucking"?I think 'butt' can be used for the cheeks, the hole, or the butt as a whole (hahaha...punny)...Like when someone says "shove it up your ass" or "blow it out your ass", you know exactly what they mean, and it makes sense

[Angra]

Dirty Pool

AND




So did i win? Can I have my reward now?



PLEEEEEEASE, MOMMY!!!! :(

[massacre man]

I think 'butt' can be used for the cheeks, the hole, or the butt as a whole (hahaha...punny)...Like when someone says "shove it up your ass" or "blow it out your ass", you know exactly what they mean, and it makes sense

I just call it "Rectum-Ranching"

[bloodrayne]

I just call it "Rectum-Ranching"But, doesn't 'ranching' mean like cultivating or raising something?...I don't get THAT one at all...

[bloodrayne]

So did i win? Can I have my reward now?



PLEEEEEEASE, MOMMY!!!! :(
Yes...You get rectum ranching...As soon as I figure out what that means...hahaha :p

[massacre man]

But, doesn't 'ranching' mean like cultivating or raising something?...I don't get THAT one at all...

I say Ranching referring to ranch dressing, which is white... get it?


I have too much time on my hands...

[massacre man]

Yes...You get rectum ranching...As soon as I figure out what that means...hahaha :p

Whose ranching Angra's rectum?

[Angra]

Yes...You get rectum ranching...As soon as I figure out what that means...hahaha :p



SWEET!!!!!!

[bloodrayne]

I say Ranching referring to ranch dressing, which is white... get it?
OH...I get it

So...There ya go Angra :D

Get out the dressing

[Angra]

Whose ranching Angra's rectum?


Please.

Let that be a surprise.

[massacre man]

Please.

Let that be a surprise.

Peek-A-Boo?

[bloodrayne]

Whose ranching Angra's rectum?You just made me think of something funny...French dressing...Rectum Frenching....hahahaha...ewww

[mutilator666]

Whose ranching Angra's rectum?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[massacre man]

You just made me think of something funny...French dressing...Rectum Frenching....hahahaha...ewww

One time I downloaded a video off of Ares that said "Celebrity Deathmatch" and when I opened a lady was giving a guy mouth sex and then the dog came in and she started kissing it's poo-hole.

[bloodrayne]

One time I downloaded a video off of Ares that said "Celebrity Deathmatch" and when I opened a lady was giving a guy mouth sex and then the dog came in and she started kissing it's poo-hole.And NOW this thread lives up to its title....

[mutilator666]

One time I downloaded a video off of Ares that said "Celebrity Deathmatch" and when I opened a lady was giving a guy mouth sex and then the dog came in and she started kissing it's poo-hole.

thats disgusting!:eek:

[massacre man]

And NOW this thread lives up to its title....

I've gotten tons of false-promises fulfilled with nasty porn. Transvestites, Pregnant lesbians, THANKS A LOT FOR SHOWING ME ARES!

[mutilator666]

i had sex with 5 different women, and that was pleasuring!:rolleyes:

[massacre man]

i had sex with 5 different women, and that was pleasuring!:rolleyes:

I had sex with no women and I pleasure myself! ;)

[mutilator666]

hahaha! and you, assholes thought that was true, hahaha!

[mutilator666]

you masturbate ur self?!:confused: :eek:

[massacre man]

hahaha! and you, assholes thought that was true, hahaha!

Why do you keep thinking you can trick us? You saying something retarded and then 2 seconds later after literally one person has read it you say "Haha! Assholes, you're stupid, you thought I was telling the truth!"

[massacre man]

you masturbate ur self?!:confused: :eek:

Can't masturbate someone else.

[mutilator666]

well this is the truth.
i had sex with 1 not with 5.
and i have sex with her almost every week!
now thats true.:cool:

[bloodrayne]

you masturbate ur self?!:confused: :eek:
Umm...I kinda think that's the only way that masturbation is possible...

And I also think that you just proved you are NOT 25 years old...

[mutilator666]

no, thatll mean sex, not masturbate.
masturbait is having ''sex'' with an object, or with something.
masturbating some1 else means having SEX!

[massacre man]

well this is the truth.
i had sex with 1 not with 5.
and i have sex with her almost every week!
now thats true.:cool:

A lot of people do, it doesn't make you cool.

[bloodrayne]

no, thatll mean sex, not masturbate.
masturbait is having ''sex'' with an object, or with something.
masturbating some1 else means having SEX!You need a new dictionary...The one you are currently using is incorrect

[massacre man]

no, thatll mean sex, not masturbate.
masturbait is having ''sex'' with an object, or with something.
masturbating some1 else means having SEX!

I'd pull up a definition but my mom uses this computer and it saves search terms, I don't want her to type an "M" in google and "Masturbation" pops up.

[mutilator666]

theres only 1 way of masturbatin', and its with ur self, any 5 years old kid knows that!
and, yes, im 25.

[mutilator666]

havin' sex with my gf every week doesnt' makes me cool, it's just dat im sayin.

[bloodrayne]

masturbating some1 else means having SEX!theres only 1 way of masturbatin', and its with ur self
HaHa...Are you arguing with yourself?...Is that a form of 'mental masturbation'?

[massacre man]

HaHa...Are you arguing with yourself?...Is that a form of 'mental masturbation'?...haha

What he said is what I was about to say.

[mutilator666]

and wats da problem with it eh!:mad:

[bloodrayne]

and wats da problem with it eh!:mad:Nothing at all...Argue with yourself all ya like...


*cough*schizo*cough*

[mutilator666]

r u both som kind of retarded!
how can som1 mental masturbate.
and ii was jus postin' 2 threads, im not arguing with myself!
retards!:mad:

[bloodrayne]

r u both som kind of retarded!
how can som1 mental masturbate.
and ii was jus postin' 2 threads, im not arguing with myself!
retards!:mad:Contradicting yourself:masturbating some1 else means having SEX!theres only 1 way of masturbatin', and its with ur self
Sounds like arguing with yourself...That was why I said it...


And...'Mental Masturbation' is a common phrase...One that you are obviously unfamiliar with...

How are WE 'retarded' when YOU posted an incorrect definition for masturbation, yet you claim to be 25?

[mutilator666]

well,just think im the age u want, just leave this like it is.

[mutilator666]

i dont hear any ''ok's''.
will we live this fight like it is

[zwoti]

OH! Something else just came to me related to my first and second questions...

Why is it called 'giving' head?...It seems more like TAKING it than giving it...I never understood that one either

Giving head - A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head", from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job" - manual stimulation).


head job :confused:

[bloodrayne]

Giving head - A common slang term for giving oral sex to either a man or woman is "giving head", from the term "head job" (in contrast to "hand job" - manual stimulation).


head job :confused:HaHa...Some answers raise more questions, huh?

Just like the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie...

[Angra]

i dont hear any ''ok's''.
will we live this fight like it is



Dude, you're giving me a headache.


SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

[massacre man]

i dont hear any ''ok's''.
will we live this fight like it is

Do what?...

[Dante'sInferno]

Haha.This was supposed to be a scary movie thread.Now it's turned into a sex thread.









I love this place.

[Despare]

Haha.This was supposed to be a scary movie thread.Now it's turned into a sex thread.









I love this place.

Anything this thread has become is immensely better than what it began as.

[mutilator666]

thats true

[massacre man]

thats true

Are you arguing with yourself again?

[mordrid]

I always wondered why it was called a money shot. I never seen a coin come out during a money shot

[massacre man]

I always wondered why it was called a money shot. I never seen a coin come out during a money shot

Because you can sell it to sperm banks, the term originated from the Wild West during the early 1900's. The great sperm bandits of the time would seduce men then jar their "seed" afterward. It went for a good amount in the syrup-substitute market. Hence the term "Money Shot".

[illdojo]

This went from a shitty nOOb thread..... to something truly magical. :D

[massacre man]

And all thanks to the kind folks at HDC! Unless you're an asshole!

[scarecrow666]

Because you can sell it to sperm banks, the term originated from the Wild West during the early 1900's. The great sperm bandits of the time would seduce men then jar their "seed" afterward. It went for a good amount in the syrup-substitute market. Hence the term "Money Shot".

So thats where my spunk goes....Its them fucking "Sperm Bandits" ...they must get me in my sleep......Bastards:mad:

[Davids]

Because you can sell it to sperm banks, the term originated from the Wild West during the early 1900's. The great sperm bandits of the time would seduce men then jar their "seed" afterward. It went for a good amount in the syrup-substitute market. Hence the term "Money Shot".

Hmm...I could need some more money. Maybe as a sperm bandid I could earn som extra dough. What's the goingrate for sperm these days massacre? :D

[massacre man]

Hmm...I could need some more money. Maybe as a sperm bandid I could earn som extra dough. What's the goingrate for sperm these days massacre? :D

Depends on the race and region.

[Davids]

Depends on the race and region.

White european with unibrow and a mullet :D

[bloodrayne]

White european with unibrow and a mullet :D

LMAO...You can't make anything off of that...There's way too much of it being put out there for FREE...:p

[mordrid]

White european with unibrow and a mullet :D

Come to Florida, many unibrow, mullet wearing europeans on our beaches. Just be careful and dont accidently get one of our local mullet wearing residents by mistake. If the teeth number is below 6, it is a local