massacre man
07-29-2007, 09:37 PM
My friends and I are going to make movies and whatnot, so I've thought through pretty much every movie idea I've had even if it would be completely impossible for us to make, this was one of those ideas.
It starts off with a group of kids in the woods with a digital camera filming a joke documentary, they finish filming one of the scenes when one notices something in the ground, they all check it out, it's glowing and it's hot, they report it and they get in the news for discovering the meteor that's traveled a further distance than any meteor in recorded history. It shows the news stories and newspaper covers, then it shows all of them committing suicide one-by-one except for one of them. The next scene is a man on a roof re-shingling his roof with a nail gun when he gets a call and he just says "yeah" a few times, then he pulls up in the driveway of another house, and knocked on the door, the scene shows a man and a woman sleeping in bed when the doorbell rings, the man gets up and walks to the door, he answers, and shortly later he leaves with the man at his door. It turns out they're detectives. (I've scripted this scene to show my friend an example and we might film just this scene).
*Two detectives stand in front of a house*
Detective 1: So, why did you drag me here?
Detective 2: I don't wanna go in here alone and I have to interview this guy.
Detective 1: What happened?
Detective 2: Well, a bunch of kids were in the woods making some cheap movie, they came across a meteor and since then every one of them has blown their brains out or hung themselves.
*Inside the house, they sit in chairs across from a man who looks like a total wreck*
Detective 2: Now, what can you tell us about the day you found the meteor?
Total Wreck: What?
Detective 2: When you and your friends were making a movie.
Total Wreck: What movie?
Detective 2: Do you remember any of your friends?
Total Wreck: No.
Detective 1: You don't remember shit?
Total Wreck: I don't remember anything.
Detective 2: Can you tell us anything you do know right now?
Total Wreck: It hurts...
Detective 2: What hurts?
Total Wreck: My head...
Detective 2: How long has it hurt?
Total Wreck: As long as I remember, that's not long... I haven't slept in days... it's in my head and it won't come out... I think it's growing... it hurts... whenever I close my eyes I see things... I think it's getting bigger... It told me that I shouldn't try and get rid of it... The things... that it tells me... at least I think it's trying to talk to me... I understand it... I think... When I think it stops... I think that's when it sleeps... when it goes away for a while... it comes back stronger than ever... It comes... with a boom... I practically fall over... I'm glad you two came... you have guns I see... put me out of misery.
Detective 2: I can't do that.
Total Wreck: DO IT!
*Total Wreck stands up, the camera moves to the two detectives, who stare at him, there is a loud popping noise then the two men are splattered in blood*
That's what I wrote, I didn't double-check the dialogue so it might be choppy and what-not, that was an example.
anyway, after his head explodes a Little fucker climbs out of it and kills one detective, the other kicks it and runs, it's begun to follow him as it follows it becomes bigger and becomes "Big Fucker". But after he gets home, The Detective goes with his family to the basement and he boards it up and all, the whole time his neighbor watches through the window, she calls the cops, the cops come, start shooting, Big Fucker runs around the side of the house, the cops chase after, when they make it around Big Fucker is nowhere to be seen, then he runs from around the corner the cops came and tears their fuck.
Eventually The Detective gets pissed, grabs an axe, tells his family to stay put and goes outside, he walks up to Big Fucker and swings the axe, but he misses, Big Fucker hits him and The Detective crashes through the roof of his shed, he reaches over and grabs the chainsaw hanging from the wall, he turns it on and Big Fucker comes toward him, The Detective goes to jab but Big Fucker knocked it out of his hand and tears up The Detective's right leg like a bitch.
He yells in pain like any sane man would, then he trips Big Fucker who steps onto the running chainsaw, this being the first time he's felt real pain he runs off wondering what the fuck happened, The Detective gets up and hops to the ladder, he goes to the ladder and starts to climb up, when he makes it to the top he sits for a few minutes, he picks up and loads the nail gun, Big Fucker hits the ladder, but The Detective grabs it before it falls and pulls it back up and says "I'm not that stupid" he starts climbing down the ladder and Big Fucker knocks it over again, The Detective slams head first into the picknick table in his backyard.
The Detective stands up on his good leg, barely conscious, hardly able to see and aims the nail gun, he pulls the trigger, misses, but in lands square on the forehead of the neighbor that had been watching the whole time, he shoots again this time getting Big Fucker's arm stuck to the wall, he hops over to him and nails a few of his other body parts to the wall, he grabs his axe again and hacks away, the last blow landing straight into Big Fucker's head, he hops inside and falls down the basement stairs.
Then it says "Two Weeks Later" it has his family visiting him in the hospital, his head is in bandages, his right leg has been amputated his family asks "Are you ok?" he says "Yeah, but my head is killing me" then The Detective's head explodes and it shows the family get splashed in blood.
It starts off with a group of kids in the woods with a digital camera filming a joke documentary, they finish filming one of the scenes when one notices something in the ground, they all check it out, it's glowing and it's hot, they report it and they get in the news for discovering the meteor that's traveled a further distance than any meteor in recorded history. It shows the news stories and newspaper covers, then it shows all of them committing suicide one-by-one except for one of them. The next scene is a man on a roof re-shingling his roof with a nail gun when he gets a call and he just says "yeah" a few times, then he pulls up in the driveway of another house, and knocked on the door, the scene shows a man and a woman sleeping in bed when the doorbell rings, the man gets up and walks to the door, he answers, and shortly later he leaves with the man at his door. It turns out they're detectives. (I've scripted this scene to show my friend an example and we might film just this scene).
*Two detectives stand in front of a house*
Detective 1: So, why did you drag me here?
Detective 2: I don't wanna go in here alone and I have to interview this guy.
Detective 1: What happened?
Detective 2: Well, a bunch of kids were in the woods making some cheap movie, they came across a meteor and since then every one of them has blown their brains out or hung themselves.
*Inside the house, they sit in chairs across from a man who looks like a total wreck*
Detective 2: Now, what can you tell us about the day you found the meteor?
Total Wreck: What?
Detective 2: When you and your friends were making a movie.
Total Wreck: What movie?
Detective 2: Do you remember any of your friends?
Total Wreck: No.
Detective 1: You don't remember shit?
Total Wreck: I don't remember anything.
Detective 2: Can you tell us anything you do know right now?
Total Wreck: It hurts...
Detective 2: What hurts?
Total Wreck: My head...
Detective 2: How long has it hurt?
Total Wreck: As long as I remember, that's not long... I haven't slept in days... it's in my head and it won't come out... I think it's growing... it hurts... whenever I close my eyes I see things... I think it's getting bigger... It told me that I shouldn't try and get rid of it... The things... that it tells me... at least I think it's trying to talk to me... I understand it... I think... When I think it stops... I think that's when it sleeps... when it goes away for a while... it comes back stronger than ever... It comes... with a boom... I practically fall over... I'm glad you two came... you have guns I see... put me out of misery.
Detective 2: I can't do that.
Total Wreck: DO IT!
*Total Wreck stands up, the camera moves to the two detectives, who stare at him, there is a loud popping noise then the two men are splattered in blood*
That's what I wrote, I didn't double-check the dialogue so it might be choppy and what-not, that was an example.
anyway, after his head explodes a Little fucker climbs out of it and kills one detective, the other kicks it and runs, it's begun to follow him as it follows it becomes bigger and becomes "Big Fucker". But after he gets home, The Detective goes with his family to the basement and he boards it up and all, the whole time his neighbor watches through the window, she calls the cops, the cops come, start shooting, Big Fucker runs around the side of the house, the cops chase after, when they make it around Big Fucker is nowhere to be seen, then he runs from around the corner the cops came and tears their fuck.
Eventually The Detective gets pissed, grabs an axe, tells his family to stay put and goes outside, he walks up to Big Fucker and swings the axe, but he misses, Big Fucker hits him and The Detective crashes through the roof of his shed, he reaches over and grabs the chainsaw hanging from the wall, he turns it on and Big Fucker comes toward him, The Detective goes to jab but Big Fucker knocked it out of his hand and tears up The Detective's right leg like a bitch.
He yells in pain like any sane man would, then he trips Big Fucker who steps onto the running chainsaw, this being the first time he's felt real pain he runs off wondering what the fuck happened, The Detective gets up and hops to the ladder, he goes to the ladder and starts to climb up, when he makes it to the top he sits for a few minutes, he picks up and loads the nail gun, Big Fucker hits the ladder, but The Detective grabs it before it falls and pulls it back up and says "I'm not that stupid" he starts climbing down the ladder and Big Fucker knocks it over again, The Detective slams head first into the picknick table in his backyard.
The Detective stands up on his good leg, barely conscious, hardly able to see and aims the nail gun, he pulls the trigger, misses, but in lands square on the forehead of the neighbor that had been watching the whole time, he shoots again this time getting Big Fucker's arm stuck to the wall, he hops over to him and nails a few of his other body parts to the wall, he grabs his axe again and hacks away, the last blow landing straight into Big Fucker's head, he hops inside and falls down the basement stairs.
Then it says "Two Weeks Later" it has his family visiting him in the hospital, his head is in bandages, his right leg has been amputated his family asks "Are you ok?" he says "Yeah, but my head is killing me" then The Detective's head explodes and it shows the family get splashed in blood.