HDC: The Movie

[massacre man]

I remember there being a topic about HDC a year or two or three back, I'd search for it, but I really don't want to dig through all of the results that would come up on the keyword "Movie". The only part I really remember was something about Newb, sex juices, and a chicken salad sandwich.

Anyway, if there were a film where the plot involved all of the members, what do you think the plot would be, who would you want to play you and who do you think should play other members.

I don't know much for a plot, but I'd say if I shrank a bit and got a haircut I could be played by Seth Rogen. I'd probably be the lazy fuck.

Hows about yous guys?

Poster by Despare:
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[newb]

mmmm...chicken salad

http://www.chick-fil-a.com/images/menu_chicken_salad_sandwich.jpg


That was Stingy Jacks thread........he is no longer here.....shame on him.

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[newb]

but to answer your question.....I would play the creepy morgue attendant who performs his grisly task whilst eating a chicken salad sandwich.


not sure where the "sex juices" came in.....but i'm willing to ad-lib.

[crabapple]

Some possible dialogue:

NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH!

MEANDOG. Well.....he may have kicked my ass today, but the next time I see him, I will put a boot up his!!

[Despare]

It would be action packed with every opinion being attacked in some way shape or form! Nobody escapes!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I only attack inferior opinions. ;)

[Despare]

I only attack inferior opinions. ;)

So we're all safe from her, but there ARE other people to worry about. ;)

[GorePhobia]

who would play me?

http://a275.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00787/47/27/787427274_l.jpg

[Roderick Usher]

I'd totally be the yakky nerd who complains about how "if this were a horror movie..." and whose horrible demise is greeted by the audience with cheers and a sense of "jeez couldn't they have killed him a little earlier?"

[massacre man]

I'd totally be the yakky nerd who complains about how "if this were a horror movie..." and whose horrible demise is greeted by the audience with cheers and a sense of "jeez couldn't they have killed him a little earlier?"

Wow, that's actually what I thought you would say...

[neverending]

I would play a small but memorable role as the crotchety old curmudgeon who lives in an old shack and constantly mumbles about how nobody pays attention to him, how he knows exactly what's going on but nobody will listen to him, etc. Probably a groundskeeper.

Perfect actor toplay me would be the wonderful Roberts Blossom.

http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0075860/43148.jpg

[Angra]

Okay,okay,okay...... I'll.. be the hero. :cool:


http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p17/Kasper_76/ee5.jpg


Hero: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?

Bartender: Yeah. Who the hell are you?

Hero: I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass.............

[Zero]

The monkey is always the hero. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that monkeys are always the hero. sheesh

[VampiricClown]

I'd be the guy that comes in, armed to the teeth and says, "I'm not doing this alone. You're either with me, or you're dead".

Simple enough.

[illdojo]

I would play the stoner that meets my demise by engaging in premarital sex with Jessica Biel the hot Camp Counselor. :cool:

What a way to go. :D

[Doc Faustus]

I'll be the forum's young, dedicated psychiatrist who is shocked that the forum broke out of the institution and pursues it with only, pluck, moxie and a six foot claymore, all the while making cryptic remarks about its origin to the hero and heroine. Then I'll wrestle the forum off a roof and as I get dragged away in an ambulance I'll mumble "it survived, you have to look in the dumpster...it survived..."

[_____V_____]

No doubts who I ll be.

The badass with an attitude who walks in after the hero gets killed...and stays around to save the day for the survivors (losing a hand in the process)...and whom the heroine kisses in the end...amidst loud cheers of..."Hail To The King!!";)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51mQb9lJi1L._SS500_.jpg

[Despare]

I'd come in, make a smartass comment (probably insulting somebody in the process), kill somebody (good or bad, doesn't matter), and then I'd be gone again.

[crabapple]

MONKEY. I am the monkey.

NICEDOG. Whoopah! Pah, pah!!

MONKEY. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. (stumbles away)

NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH!

[Vodstok]

I would rather play a hero that lasts longer than... nm, dont want to spoil anything....

I would be the smart trustworthy guy who turns out to be a dangerous sociopath by then end, although it will have nothing to do woith th eplot, and I;m just there to throw you off the scent.


Okay,okay,okay...... I'll.. be the hero. :cool:


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Hero: Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?

Bartender: Yeah. Who the hell are you?

Hero: I'm the guy that's gonna save your ass.............

[Kemal]

I'm the token black guy. I have to survive, otherwise the audience suffers from white guilt. I have a lot of pithy, stereotypical but inoffensive wise-cracks at my disposal.

[novakru]

I'd be the one saying 'dumbass' in a bored tone of voice.

[Angra]

I'm the token black guy. I have to survive, otherwise the audience suffers from white guilt. I have a lot of pithy, stereotypical but inoffensive wise-cracks at my disposal.



Love your gif, Kemal. It's hilarious. :D



By the way, your character is just supposed to smile and stay out of the conversation and say thing like: "Damn," "shit," and "that's whack."

;)

[crabapple]

I think that prairie dog gif gets the Awesome Gif of the Month Award or something!

[Vodstok]

I'm the token black guy. I have to survive, otherwise the audience suffers from white guilt. I have a lot of pithy, stereotypical but inoffensive wise-cracks at my disposal.

Like "Shit!", "Damn!", and "That's Whack!" :D

Don't hate me, Im just the plagerist.

[newb]

Like "Shit!", "Damn!", and "That's Whack!" :D

Don't hate me, Im just the plagerist.

I was thinking more like " Damn, Shit and That's Whack"

[Angra]

Like "Shit!", "Damn!", and "That's Whack!" :D

Don't hate me, Im just the plagerist.



I was thinking more like " Damn, Shit and That's Whack"







Pfffffth!!!

Shameless copycats.... :rolleyes:


:cool:

[Zero]

face it - deep down inside you all just wish you were me.

[crabapple]

A scene from HDC: The Movie



MONKEY. I am the monkey.

NICEDOG. Whoopah! Pah, pah!!

MONKEY. Oh. Oh. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. (stumbles away)

NICEDOG. I gave him a WHOOPAH!

[Despare]

face it - you all just wish you were deep down inside me.

Pervert...

I guess the movie needs some sort of sex symbol though, and since this is the HDC I suppose a simian primate will do.

[Dante'sInferno]

I want to play the evil character that slowly turns good,then into a selfless hero.

[_____V_____]

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.":cool:


:D

[Dante'sInferno]

"At V"

"Shoots you in the throat"Oh ,what?We're you saying something?All I hear is you choking to death.



:D

[Roderick Usher]

Massacre!!!

That was pretty fucking great!

Well writ, my friend, I couldn't have done better myself.:D

[Dante'sInferno]

ZOMGZ!!!!!I have an idea!Let's act out the HDC movie by role-play.I'm....Seth.

[_____V_____]

(gurgles bullet up and spits it out) damn straight I was!;)

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"


btw, extremely well written start, massacre. Please continue...

[Dante'sInferno]

Oh Really?I've got about 5 of those.I prefer swords though.No wait!Axes!YEY!




"Does insane happy dance."

[massacre man]

Massacre!!!

That was pretty fucking great!

Well writ, my friend, I couldn't have done better myself.:D

Well, thank you very much, sir. It means a lot coming from someone such as yourself.

[novakru]

That was great massman:cool:

[Angra]

*Massacre Man and Roderick Usher are in a van traveling to the abandoned campsite to pick Illdojo and his new girlfriend, a creepy girl who is a counselor at a camp that has been abandoned for 38 years now*

Roderick: If this were a horror movie we'd break down right now.

*The van immediately stops*

Massacre Man: You had to say that shit in the middle of the fucking woods!

Roderick: Well, it's true that this is a stereotype horror scene, it's in like every movie ever.

Massacre Man: Well, fuck Dojo, I'm not walking to the fucking camp.

Roderick: About now we'd happen upon a creepy morgue.

*Massacre Man turns around and begins talking while still walking backward*

Massacre Man: Stop talking! Every time you bring up a fucking horror cliche' it happens, now there's gong to be a marathon of "Tales From The Crypt" on tomorrow, I don't want to get torn in half from my asshole up before I get to watch it, so shut the fuck up before...

*Massacre Man bumps into the creepy morgue*

Massacre Man: Rod, you don't know how much I fucking hate you right now.

Roderick: Now, we go inside to use the phone

Massacre Man: Whatever, but if you say another word I swear to God you will have suck dick through a straw.

*Massacre Man and Rod step inside a dim-lit room, with a body lying on a table, Newb standing over-top of the body, with a power-drill in one hand and a chicken salad sandwich in the other, Rod whispers*

Rod: Now he kills one of us and saves the other one to torture and perform creepy experiments on!

*Massacre Man pushes Rod and he bumps into Newb, who quickly turns jamming the drill into Rod's eyes, he falls to the ground dying, he then approaches Massacre Man, with Rod's last breath he speaks*

Rod: Now the door is stuck!

*Rod's head hits the floor, Massacre Man tries to run, but the doors are jammed, he turns and stares at Newb*

Massacre Man: God damn it, chain me up.

*Newb nails Massacre Man's elbows and knees to the wall and pulls out a series of odd tools, the camera cuts away to Kemal standing in the corner watching the torture*

Kemal: DAMN! That shit's whack!



LMAO

Could be the next "Scary movie" intro. :p

Brilliant!

[newb]

*Massacre Man and Roderick Usher are in a van traveling to the abandoned campsite to pick Illdojo and his new girlfriend, a creepy girl who is a counselor at a camp that has been abandoned for 38 years now*

Roderick: If this were a horror movie we'd break down right now.

*The van immediately stops*

Massacre Man: You had to say that shit in the middle of the fucking woods!

Roderick: Well, it's true that this is a stereotype horror scene, it's in like every movie ever.

Massacre Man: Well, fuck Dojo, I'm not walking to the fucking camp.

Roderick: About now we'd happen upon a creepy morgue.

*Massacre Man turns around and begins talking while still walking backward*

Massacre Man: Stop talking! Every time you bring up a fucking horror cliche' it happens, now there's gong to be a marathon of "Tales From The Crypt" on tomorrow, I don't want to get torn in half from my asshole up before I get to watch it, so shut the fuck up before...

*Massacre Man bumps into the creepy morgue*

Massacre Man: Rod, you don't know how much I fucking hate you right now.

Roderick: Now, we go inside to use the phone

Massacre Man: Whatever, but if you say another word I swear to God you will have suck dick through a straw.

*Massacre Man and Rod step inside a dim-lit room, with a body lying on a table, Newb standing over-top of the body, with a power-drill in one hand and a chicken salad sandwich in the other, Rod whispers*

Rod: Now he kills one of us and saves the other one to torture and perform creepy experiments on!

*Massacre Man pushes Rod and he bumps into Newb, who quickly turns jamming the drill into Rod's eyes, he falls to the ground dying, he then approaches Massacre Man, with Rod's last breath he speaks*

Rod: Now the door is stuck!

*Rod's head hits the floor, Massacre Man tries to run, but the doors are jammed, he turns and stares at Newb*

Massacre Man: God damn it, chain me up.

*Newb nails Massacre Man's elbows and knees to the wall and pulls out a series of odd tools, the camera cuts away to Kemal standing in the corner watching the torture*

Kemal: DAMN! That shit's whack!

Cool.....i'm fucking badass:D

[_____V_____]

It would be interesting to see what mass has lined up for Angra and his demise.

I predict it will be very interesting reading...;)

[massacre man]

I could be an asshole and just make him a total pusspants...

[_____V_____]

I could be an asshole and just make him a total pusspants...

lmao...that would be more badass than the intro.


:D

[Posher778]

Uhh this is the part where someone screams Will Wheaton to play me. But let's go with someone who can act.... Jake Gyllenhaal is now me. and i'd be one of the survivors... cause yeah

[massacre man]

Uhh this is the part where someone screams Will Wheaton to play me. But let's go with someone who can act.... Jake Gyllenhaal is now me. and i'd be one of the survivors... cause yeah

Only because I wouldn't dream of killing Bubble Boy.

[Posher778]

Only because I wouldn't dream of killing Bubble Boy.

You can't kill me! I'm the guy in that Chris Cornell song!

If you take a life, do you know what you'll give
Odds are, you won't like what it is
When the storm arrives, would you be seen with me
By the merciless eyes I've deceived

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name

If you come inside, things will not be the same
When you return to my night
If you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself
but if you must pretend
You may meet your end

[You Know My Name lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins

Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
(Forget how to feel)
Life is gone with just a spin of the wheel
(A spin of the wheel)

Arm yourself because no-one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize; it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you ready to die

The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my name
(You know my name)
You know my name
(You know my name)
you know my name!
You know my name!
You know my name!

[massacre man]

You can't kill me! I'm the guy in that Chris Cornell song!

I'm not gonna kill ya, I like Jake Gyllenhal too much.

[dewaholic]

I don't know what my part would be. I'd do anything. Oh & also play myself.

[Angra]

I don't know what my part would be. I'd do anything.



You can be the slut then. = Certain victim.

[Zero]

Pervert...

I guess the movie needs some sort of sex symbol though, and since this is the HDC I suppose a simian primate will do.

hilarious-

i think this and teh Whoopa sequence from crabby should be the prologue to the film - that then opens with MM's scenario and the connection between teh two is NEVER explained. --- ha, david lynch eat your heart out!

[crabapple]

yes yes and then the person shrinks down and morphs into an EYEBALL and then the eyeball becomes a clear marble, like a little crystal ball.

and then we look into the crystal ball and see that there is a little world in there, a whole scene with a joyous party, and people dancing, and they are all dancing around the tree and we get closer and closer to the tree and there is a skull hanging on the tree

[_____V_____]

nice...keep going, my man.

[illdojo]

I just saw that 1st draft of HDC : The Movie for the first time. Massacre you have yourself a true box office smash on your hands. ;)

Keep writing it, Bro. :cool:

[newb]

Shit....this is Whack.



really good stuff MM. :D

[Dante'sInferno]

It's great.Keep it coming MM.

[massacre man]

Thank you for the kind words, sirs.

[Dudeman]

Massacre mang....that was....awsome!

[massacre man]

Massacre mang....that was....awsome!

Ah... my loyal steed.

[novakru]

Fuck you guys, I'm giving me and Newb more screen time before I get to the rest of you.

*The room is entirely dark, the dim light turns on as Newb enters the room holding a blender, Massacre Man's left eye is missing and he has a pair of scissors stuck to a piece of skin dangling from his head, he is barely conscious, Newb kneels down and plugs in the blender, holds his chicken salad sandwich in his mouth and pushes all of the buttons to be sure the blended is working right, Massacre Man watches as Newb then approaches him with the blender and shoves his foot in it*

Massacre Man: No, wait, come on, how the fuck is that an experiment?

*Newb gives Massacre Man a grin and turns the blender on low, every few seconds turning the setting up*

Massacre Man: Fuck! Stop it!

*After Massacre Man's right foot is taken off, Newb switches to his left*

Massacre Man: I would kick your ass if I had feet...

*Newb turns the blender on, after he's finished, Newb stands and pours the ground up feet into a cup and uses it to wash down his sandwich*

Massacre Man: I hope I have AIDS and you just got that shit too you fucking asshole.

*Newb turns and leaves the room without having said a word, Massacre Man looks at Kemal*

Massacre Man: Why are you just standing there! He cut my feet off and you just watched!

Kemal: ...

Massacre Man: Why aren't you talking?!

Kemal: ...

*Massacre Man stops and listens, he clearly hears the Tales From The Crypt theme in the next room over*

Massacre Man: Can you pull me off of here so I can watch the TV?

Kemal: ...

Massacre Man: Fuck you too, asshole.

*Massacre Man starts to pull his arms forward to slip off of the nails, he yells in pain*

Kemal: SHIT!

Massacre Man: That's fucking great! Now you say something!

*Massacre Man slips his legs off of the nails and lands on the nubs where his feet once were, he again yells in pain*

Kemal: DAMN!

Massacre Man: Why didn't you help me?

Kemal: ...

*Massacre Man crawls to Kemal and pulls the scissors from his head, he jams them into Kemal's foot*

Kemal: THAT'S WHACK!

Massacre Man: I'll show you whack.

*Massacre Man reaches back and grabs the cord of the blender, he swings it around and slaps Kemal across the face with it, he hits the ground and Massacre Man swings the blender at him repeatedly, smashing his brains in*

Massacre Man: Now, the Crypt Keeper.

*Massacre Man crawls to the TV room in time to catch the middle of the Crypt Keeper's introduction, he smiles*

Massacre Man: I didn't miss it.

*Just then Newb grabs Massacre Man by the legs and drags him out of the room*

Massacre Man: At least wait for the Crypt Keeper's part to finish!

*Just as Massacre Man and Newb are out of view The Crypt Keeper's laugh is heard, Newb takes Massacre Man to a door that he kicks open leading to a dark basement, he tosses Massacre Man down the stairs and closes the door*

Massacre Man: I think my arm's broken.

*A vicious growl is heard from the other side of the basement*

Massacre Man: Fuck...

LMAO
This is great stuff.

[_____V_____]

Mass, you should send that to Peter Jackson for Dead Alive II: Dead and Alive.

Man I m loving it!:D

[massacre man]

Mass, you should send that to Peter Jackson for Dead Alive II: Dead and Alive.

Man I m loving it!:D

Well, I'd rather a "Die Hard"-type title, "Dead Aliver"

[Kemal]

Brilliant.

[massacre man]

Awesome, this has gotten over 100 views since midnight.

[mutilator666]

ill keep the story up.:cool:

Massacre man: shit! What is the damn growl coming out of!
*massacre man sees a shadow coming across him*
Massacre man: isnt that mutilator666!?
mutilator666: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. *in a low and long tone of voice*
massacre man: fuck me, fuck me, i thought i have killed him 20 years ago!
mutilator666: yeeeees, you had, and now im a zombie.
*cut in half, with the brains slipping off his head, and some meat hanging in the teeth, mutilator666 crawls across massacre man with a chainsaw in his hand*
massacre man: oh no dont tell me thats a chainsaw!
mutilator666: its my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
*mutilator666 starts cutting massacre mans left hand as massacre man bgins to shout but soon, massacre man notes mutilator666 has chains stabbed into his back, so he cant go any further.
massacre man: i got ya!
*massacre man crawls to the other side of the room where mutilator 666 cant get him and takes a firegun.
mutilator666: mahaco strutinam
prawhacko surinam
andromus deadus alivus to me!
andromus deadus alivos to me!
andromus deadus alivus to me!
*massacre man blows mutilator666 into pieces, and when his blood hits masacre man, massacre mans tshirt begins to leave some smoke and make a melting sound...

[newb]

ill keep the story up.:cool:

Massacre man: shit! What is the damn growl coming out of!
*massacre man sees a shadow coming across him*
Massacre man: isnt that mutilator666!?
mutilator666: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. *in a low and long tone of voice*
massacre man: fuck me, fuck me, i thought i have killed him 20 years ago!
mutilator666: yeeeees, you had, and now im a zombie.
*cut in half, with the brains slipping off his head, and some meat hanging in the teeth, mutilator666 crawls across massacre man with a chainsaw in his hand*
massacre man: oh no dont tell me thats a chainsaw!
mutilator666: its my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!
*mutilator666 starts cutting massacre mans left hand as massacre man bgins to shout but soon, massacre man notes mutilator666 has chains stabbed into his back, so he cant go any further.
massacre man: i got ya!
*massacre man crawls to the other side of the room where mutilator 666 cant get him and takes a firegun.
mutilator666: mahaco strutinam
prawhacko surinam
andromus deadus alivus to me!
andromus deadus alivos to me!
andromus deadus alivus to me!
*massacre man blows mutilator666 into pieces, and when his blood hits masacre man, massacre mans tshirt begins to leave some smoke and make a melting sound...



:rolleyes:
Now we know how Sean feels after one of his scripts gets a re-write.

[massacre man]

What the fuck is a firegun?

[Angra]

Awesome, this has gotten over 100 views since midnight.

You actually count that?

Loser..

[bloodrayne]

:rolleyes:
Now we know how Sean feels after one of his scripts gets a re-write.HAHAHA...Awesome


Massacre mang....that was....awsome!Hmm...When did we get a new sycophant? :p


Excellent start MM...Sincerely...Keep going :)

[massacre man]

You actually count that?

Loser..

I left the page on at midnight and turned the monitor off, I hit reload when I got back on and noticed, so neh, neh, neh neh neh.

[bloodrayne]

What the fuck is a firegun?Flame Thrower?

[massacre man]

Flame Thrower?

That's what I figured, but I don't know why it would blow something up, and I don't like the sound of me "blowing mutilator666 to pieces" one bit.

Now I want to know what it sounds like when a T-Shirt melts.

[mutilator666]

yeah i was talking about a flame thrower, sorry, i forgot the name and i wanted to write the story fast.
so, did you liked the idea.

[mutilator666]

havent you ever seen Alien.
well, when the alien throws acid on the invalid man, what does it sounds like?

[massacre man]

havent you ever seen Alien.
well, when the alien throws acid on the invalid man, what does it sounds like?

I don't know, but I don't think you can melt fabric, I think it just burns.

[mutilator666]

yes u can, i did that to a friends tshirt with some kind of acid my dad had in his working room, and then i said it was an accident:D
but it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

[massacre man]

yes u can, i did that to a friends tshirt with some kind of acid my dad had in his working room, and then i said it was an accident:D
but it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D

Your dad hides acid in his work room?

[Angra]

yes u can, i did that to a friends tshirt with some kind of acid my dad had in his working room, and then i said it was an accident:D
but it wasnt!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D


How old are you?

[mutilator666]

the truth is that im 25.
but when im writing in the register stuff in every web page, i just write a date

[mutilator666]

yes, he works with acids, machines and all that stuff:)

[Angra]

the truth is that im 25.
but when im writing in the register stuff in every web page, i just write a date



You sound younger.

[massacre man]

yes, he works with acids, machines and all that stuff:)

Hmmm... I see, but he keeps acid in his house? Does he offer you drinks often?

[mutilator666]

nope, he is my dad, why does he is going to want to kill me:confused:

[Angra]

nope, he is my dad, why does he is going to want to kill me:confused:




Are you hillbillies?



:D

[mutilator666]

You sound younger.

why do i sound younger?
i am 25.

[mutilator666]

what the fuck is hillbillies:confused: :mad:

[massacre man]

what the fuck is hillbillies:confused: :mad:

............... Uh ...

[bloodrayne]

what the fuck is hillbillies:confused: :mad:
UNsophisticated rednecks


When they gits sum learnin er sum munny, THEN they becomes rednecks :D

[mutilator666]

who will continue the story, but first read it whole, after my part you must continue

[massacre man]

who will continue the story, but first read it whole, after my part you must continue

I will, and I'll continue after my last part.

Part 4 will be written tonight, folks.

[novakru]

Hillbillies often have gun racks... not to be confused with white trash, which would be more like, if you asked them what they do for a living... "I gits me a check" :cool:

[Angra]

Hillbillies often have gun racks... not to be confused with white trash, which would be more like, if you asked them what they do for a living... "I gits me a check" :cool:



Or.... "killin things"..

[massacre man]

Or.... "killin things"..

"rentin' out daughters"

[Zero]

drankin' beer













goddammit

[Dante'sInferno]

Hah i love it!Neverening dying of a heart-attack was hilarious!Keep it coming MM.

[missmacabre]

Faustus: He never killed anyone, but he's made threats.



Hahaha made my day!

[Zero]

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/INGREYPC0060.jpg. . . [in a huff]

until i get my lines - i'll be in my trailer. . . .


[storms off to smoke bong in trailer and watch internet porn]

[Doc Faustus]

Your dialogue's really spot on. This is hillarious.

[crabapple]

URGEOK's avatar strolls into the scene.

URGEOK. I have been lost in this horrible forest for hours. I have no food or water! I do not know what I will do. But I do know this: I hate those dumb kids, especially the ones that can't appreciate old movies!

NICEDOG and ZERO MONKEY jump out of a nearby tree and land near URGEOK.

URGEOK. What the...?

NICEDOG. Whoopah!! (hits URGEOK on the head with a tightly rolled-up newspaper)

URGEOK. Uhhhh! (falls down unconscious)

ZERO MONKEY, apparently under telepathic control, grabs the URGE avatar and drags it out of the scene while NICEDOG supervises.

[Zero]

URGEOK. Uhhhh! (falls down unconscious)

ZERO MONKEY, apparently under telepathic control, grabs the URGE avatar and drags it out of the scene while NICEDOG supervises.

that's funny because i often feel like i'm under someone else's telepathic control - especially on saturday nights when an undeniable force pulls me towards the bar and makes me spend money i don't have on another round of drinks. . . spooky

[jenna26]

Faustus: You have to get out of here! There's an escape maniac in these woods!

Neverending: No, there's ghosts in these here cabins!

Faustus: My patient, Dante, he escaped, he was imprisoned for 20 years!

Neverending: There's a murderer in these here woods?

Faustus: He never killed anyone, but he's made threats.



LMFAO!! Good stuff.....:p

[_____V_____]

This...is getting REAL good!

Sounds like a lot of fun...wtg mass, keep em coming.

Cant wait to see my "groovy & boomstick" part!:D

[neverending]

Hey, really cool- I figured my part ended up on the cutting room floor- but I made it in the film!

[Zero]

when do i get my big love scene??

[Dante'sInferno]

Cool.I love it!

[Kane_Hodder]

Very nice. Where does my character behind a hockey mask with a machete fit in?

[slasherman]

what the fuck is hillbillies:confused: :mad:

inbreed...

[Zero]

inbreed...


hey! don't you talk about uncle mom & aunt dad like that!!

[massacre man]

Very nice. Where does my character behind a hockey mask with a machete fit in?

:mad: Nobody's being an existing character.

[Kane_Hodder]

:mad: Nobody's being an existing character.

O well.............................................. .

[Roderick Usher]

love it, brother. very funny stuff

[Zero]

"It's like having a baby being delivered through a fucking papercut." - - classic freaking line!!!

[illdojo]

Doing great Massacre. Keep it up. :D

[newb]

hee hee.......good job on the "murderdoll" character....can anybody say "typecasting".:D

[massacre man]

.can anybody say "typecasting".:D

Like shooting dead fish in a 6-inch-wide 1-foot-high barrel with a rocket launcher.

CHCHSHA!

[ferretchucker]

WOOHOO! I'M BACK! Please, please, hold the applause. I was just on a holiday to the states. 4th time. Orlando and Kissimee never get old. Stayed at a place called Orange Lake. There were Gators there. Anyway, i'm back in the UK now. So, hi once more, i know I havent been on for a while.

So, let me see. Who would i get played by? Realisticly I'd probably end up being played by Dewey from Malcolm in the middle, but I think I would Rather be played by Christopher Lee. I'd be the Man who predicted it all, but decided the mayhem was good and ended up being killed by the very thing I was trying to help create. Also, I'd be known by the townsfolk as "The Ferret Chucker" because of my strange obsession of throwing Ferrets off the cliffs.

[mutilator666]

Faustus: aaaaaaaaaah! The zombie has got me.

Murderdoll: Take this you son of a bitch!

*Murderdoll shoots the zombie on the head and it falls out*

Faustus: thanks Murderdoll.

Murderdoll: never mind.

Faustus: Dojo took my van and now we have to get him.

Murderdoll: we?!

Faustus: yes, unless u want to die here.

Murder doll: i got a gun, how come i am gonna die here.

Faustus: what the fuck, let me see that gun!

Murderdoll: no, youll try to take it from me.

Faustus: dont worry, i promise i wont.

*Murderdoll gives faustus the gun and he opens it*

Faustus: you only got 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: and i am going to make 3 holes on your dick if you dont give me my gun and dont leave me alone.

*Faustus makes like to give the gun to Murderdoll, but he grabs her by the feet and puts her upside down*

Faustus: I wont let you die, dont even think of it!

Murderdoll: why, do you love me too, like the asshole of despare?

Faustus: no, but i got no choice, youre going to die here with no food and only 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: ok.

*Camera cuts to Dojo driving the van, and then cuts to the front window, from inside the van*

Dojo: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you assholes, and i took the key, and im driving right now.

*Zero the monkey jumps to the front window and Dojo rises the speed*

Dojo: hey you little asshole, get down of there!

*camera cuts to faustus and murderdoll running and following the marks of the wheels of the van*

*Zero the monkey breaks the window by scratching it and begins biting and scratching Dojo in the face*

[massacre man]

Faustus: aaaaaaaaaah! The zombie has got me.

Murderdoll: Take this you son of a bitch!

*Murderdoll shoots the zombie on the head and it falls out*

Faustus: thanks Murderdoll.

Murderdoll: never mind.

Faustus: Dojo took my van and now we have to get him.

Murderdoll: we?!

Faustus: yes, unless u want to die here.

Murder doll: i got a gun, how come i am gonna die here.

Faustus: what the fuck, let me see that gun!

Murderdoll: no, youll try to take it from me.

Faustus: dont worry, i promise i wont.

*Murderdoll gives faustus the gun and he opens it*

Faustus: you only got 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: and i am going to make 3 holes on your dick if you dont give me my gun and dont leave me alone.

*Faustus makes like to give the gun to Murderdoll, but he grabs her by the feet and puts her upside down*

Faustus: I wont let you die, dont even think of it!

Murderdoll: why, do you love me too, like the asshole of despare?

Faustus: no, but i got no choice, youre going to die here with no food and only 3 bullets.

Murderdoll: ok.

*Camera cuts to Dojo driving the van, and then cuts to the front window, from inside the van*

Dojo: jajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! you assholes, and i took the key, and im driving right now.

*Zero the monkey jumps to the front window and Dojo rises the speed*

Dojo: hey you little asshole, get down of there!

*camera cuts to faustus and murderdoll running and following the marks of the wheels of the van*

*Zero the monkey breaks the window by scratching it and begins biting and scratching Dojo in the face*

*stands for a moment, walks to a chair and steps from the chair to the desk next to it, carves into the wall "Michael was here", I then proceed to tie a rope around my neck and leap off of the desk*

[missmacabre]

Wow I was really confused there for a second with more than just massacre writing. Whoa. Good stuff all the same :)

[Zero]

oh my god that is SOOO MURDERDOLL - you have absolutely nailed this scene! Keep up the good work!

[The Mothman]

mothman is not in movie. movie is no good.

[ferretchucker]

i feel your pain too mothman. I feel it too.

[crabapple]

Well, I was thinking that ferretchucker could use his animal-chucking skillzzzzz boyyyyyeee, I mean, could use his skills to grab the Zero Monkey and swing it, just you know hurl it out the window and across the ocean.

This would not kill the Zero Monkey (it's not THAT easy folks!) but every few minutes the movie would cut back to show that the monkey is making its way back and overcoming various obstacles.

[massacre man]

Now, now, all of you who weren't included were used by Faustus as bait to kill the approaching zombies.

[newb]

Very well done MM.

http://abeggi.altervista.org/blog/hands_clapping.gif

[_____V_____]

Bravo...nice finale to an extremely well written script.

I thought Murderdoll got lesser screen space though...and she deserved a good, gory death too.;)

Maybe in the sequel, eh?:D

[massacre man]

Bravo...nice finale to an extremely well written script.

I thought Murderdoll got lesser screen space though...and she deserved a good, gory death too.;)

Maybe in the sequel, eh?:D

Just know the zombies tore her legs off and ate her from the bottom up, which sounds painful enough.

[_____V_____]

Just know the zombies tore her legs off and ate her from the bottom up, which sounds painful enough.

Ouch...

If only you fitted that part into the script, with her cussing the zombies out till her last breath...:p


Classic.:cool:


:D

[massacre man]

Ouch...

If only you fitted that part into the script, with her cussing the zombies out till her last breath...:p


Classic.:cool:


:D

Though detailing someone being eaten out to death may be ban-able.

[Zero]

I love it! Where are the martinis - let's celebrate a wrap!!

[massacre man]

I love it! Where are the martinis - let's celebrate a wrap!!

I thought it was only proper that you and I share the final scene.

[Zero]

I thought it was only proper that you and I share the final scene.

cheers mate - here's to a job well done!!


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/zerohdc/monkeyshiner.jpg

(now, when do we start the sequel!???!??!?)

[ferretchucker]

Then as the ferretchucker sees zero climbing back over obstacles, he uses his ferret magic (with the help of the ferretonomicon) to raise the dead ferrets from beyond the grave. Little does he know, the monkonomicon was in zero's possesion...

[Dante'sInferno]

"zombie Dante walks around"Derrrrrrrr.......OH!FIRE!!!!FUCK YEAH!

[horrorobsessed]

that was some brilliant shit MM.

i would totally buy this movie......and the special edition DVD when it came out.

[massacre man]

that was some brilliant shit MM.

i would totally buy this movie......and the special edition DVD when it came out.

The DVD will feature a commentary from Uwe Boll for no reason at all besides the fact I laugh my ass off whenever he talks.

[Roderick Usher]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/festival190.jpg

[massacre man]

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k115/RoderickUsher_2006/festival190.jpg

SCORE! I could melt all those down and make one giant award!

[Doc Faustus]

Bravo! Criterion here you come!

[GorePhobia]

I'm just curious why I wasn't written in the script. Seems like no one really pays much mind to me anymore.

Oh well.....

[massacre man]

I'm just curious why I wasn't written in the script. Seems like no one really pays much mind to me anymore.

Oh well.....

You didn't suggest a type of character. All of my characters were based on people's suggestions, except _V_ because I thought that would be funnier.

[Dudeman]

Awsome script Massacre. Can't wait for a sequel(if there is one).

[Despare]

All of my characters were based on people's suggestions.

Not really... but that's ok. You did a good job even if you were still angry you were left off as writer. ;)

[massacre man]

Not really... but that's ok. You did a good job even if you were still angry you were left off as writer. ;)

You came in, you said something that (I thought) was cool, killed something (yourself, sorta), then "left"

POW!

[Despare]

You came in, you said something that (I thought) was cool, killed something (yourself, sorta), then "left"

POW!

I see, so you were able to show your true feelings for somebody through a character (namely mine) in youre story! I get it! ;)

When's the sequel coming?

[massacre man]

I see, so you were able to show your true feelings for somebody through a character (namely mine) in youre story! I get it! ;)

When's the sequel coming?

Yes, I am madly in love with Muderdoll, I had her avatar and screenname tattooed on my asshole, I spank it to her every night.

"HDC The Movie Part 2: Escape From The General Forum" will come as soon as we get some bitch-ass n00bs to slaughter... in the script *wink*.

[Dudeman]

I could get some people from Gaia for you, Massacre ;).

[massacre man]

I could get some people from Gaia for you, Massacre ;).

Haha... fuck those douchebags.

[Despare]

What about HDC: The Beginning? Or HDC: The Animated Series??

[GorePhobia]

I see myself as the funny comic relief character that is semi bad-ass that everyone thinks gets killed off but ends up surviving. Kind of like Jamie Kenedy's character in Scream.

[massacre man]

What about HDC: The Beginning? Or HDC: The Animated Series??

The Beginning wouldn't work because it's impossible to make Newb look under 75 and The Animated Series wouldn't work out because we can't get Zero into voice acting, without him it's nothing.

[_____V_____]

Reminds me...my character didnt exactly save the day at the end (after the fake hero gets killed) for the survivors and got a kiss from the lead actress...did he?;)

[massacre man]

Reminds me...my character didnt exactly save the day at the end (after the fake hero gets killed) for the survivors and got a kiss from the lead actress...did he?;)

I said "Except for _V_" ;) But who knows what goes on behind the camera. You saved my day, if it wasn't for you ruining the Tales From The Crypt marathon I would have stayed and gotten eaten.

[Dudeman]

Haha... fuck those douchebags.

They wouldn't come anyways. They're to busy being faggots and dressing up their avatars.

[massacre man]

They wouldn't come anyways. They're to busy being faggots and dressing up their avatars.

My black avatar kicked their asses. Because it's black and all.

[ferretchucker]

HDC: The Movie 2

Year of the Ferret.


Wow that has a good ring to it.

[massacre man]

Ferrets smell like cheese and ass...

[ferretchucker]

mmmm cheese, mmmm ass + c - s = cas... cas who has baby with a ket has casket. Casket get filled with beer by ferretchucker, ergo, ferrets smell like cheese and casket of beer. Ferretchucker happy. :)

[massacre man]

Alright fuckers, what do you wanna see for part 2? Werewolves? Continuation with the zombie shit? Possession? Ones Inner-Struggle With Homosexualiy? Mid-life Crisis? Back in the olden days two lesbians go town-to-town and take turns with one marrying a rich guy then killing him and taking his money but one day one of them marries Dracula? Zero throwing shit? Rod killing people and using it as inspiration for his scripts? Dudeman and I throwing rocks at squirrels in his back yard? Gorephobia vs The Pirates of the Carribean? Full-Frontal nudity?

[ferretchucker]

ferrets. more ferrets definetlely. Or are you ferretist?

[crabapple]

Dude, there wasn't enough monkey in the last one!

[massacre man]

ferrets. more ferrets definetlely. Or are you ferretist?

To answer your question: I hate ferrets.

[Despare]

Maybe some of the HDC people get upset with your writing (you know how crazy people on the internet can be) and try to hunt you down and kill you... each using the method of their favorite horror movie killer. You just have to try and survive them.

[massacre man]

I'd have to dodge ferrets and something retarded that Mutilator will think of. INSANE!

[ferretchucker]

i role with my own inventions. killer ferrets with rabies and hula skirts (long story, dont ask). I will hunt you down. and this time, it's personal. You..you...PERSON. ***Runs off crying***

[massacre man]

i role with my own inventions. killer ferrets with rabies and hula skirts (long story, dont ask). I will hunt you down. and this time, it's personal. You..you...PERSON. ***Runs off crying***

Someone cried. Does that warrant a... PWN3D?

[ferretchucker]

NO! NO I WONT Pick Witches Noses for 3 Days!

[Despare]

Have you started writing yet? Have any tidbits of info for us?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o16/scscanlan/hdc2heroes.jpg

[massacre man]

I need people to say what they want.

Would you rather I just continue with how the first ended or try thinking of something new.

[Doc Faustus]

I think there needs to be sasquatch content. Mad sasquatch content.

[missmacabre]

Sasquatch is a weird looking word.

[Despare]

I need people to say what they want.

Would you rather I just continue with how the first ended or try thinking of something new.

Something new.

I was watching TCM the other day where some guy was talking to kids about Singing in the Rain and the kids asked if there was a sequel. The "teacher" said no because back then people had something different... they had ideas. I thought that was funny.

[massacre man]

Something new.

I was watching TCM the other day where some guy was talking to kids about Singing in the Rain and the kids asked if there was a sequel. The "teacher" said no because back then people had something different... they had ideas. I thought that was funny.

Alright folks, now's your chance to get involved! State what you would like to see incorporated into this installment of HDC: The Movie.

[bloodrayne]

Dude, there wasn't enough monkey in the last one!
Or cowbell :p

[_____V_____]

How about some nice mean deadites in this one? We had zombies in the first...this could be a more meaner and smartass sequel.

And of course, I stand by my characterization of the first. (And a wee bit more heroic stuff and smartass comments, please):)

[massacre man]

How about some nice mean deadites in this one? We had zombies in the first...this could be a more meaner and smartass sequel.

And of course, I stand by my characterization of the first. (And a wee bit more heroic stuff and smartass comments, please):)

So you want Deadites, and you want a smartass hero? You wanna start calling me Sam now? ;)

[_____V_____]

So you want Deadites, and you want a smartass hero? You wanna start calling me Sam now? ;)

Howdy, Sam.:D

[bloodrayne]

heroic stuff and smartass commentsOooh...That sounds like BloodRayne...The REAL BloodRayne...NOT that stupid shit Uwe Boll tried to pass off in that lameass movie...That was NOT BloodRayne


He should either play a video game, watch someone else play a video game, or at LEAST read something ABOUT a video game...Before he attempts to make a movie about it

[massacre man]

Oooh...That sounds like BloodRayne...The REAL BloodRayne...NOT that stupid shit Uwe Boll tried to pass off in that lameass movie...That was NOT BloodRayne

How you tell he's evil by his boots?

[_____V_____]

Oooh...That sounds like BloodRayne...The REAL BloodRayne...NOT that stupid shit Uwe Boll tried to pass off in that lameass movie...That was NOT BloodRayne

He really shouldnt have made that movie eh?

Now you cant defend yourself much...:p

[massacre man]

So am I supposed to be doing this like Evil Dead 4 but including a fuckload more people?

[_____V_____]

I d say...Evil Dead 4 meets Dead Alive meets Feast - kinda thing.

Of course it would kick some serious monkey ass!!:D

[massacre man]

I d say...Evil Dead 4 meets Dead Alive meets Feast - kinda thing.

Of course it would kick some serious monkey ass!!:D

So everybody in one area the entire time?

[bloodrayne]

Now you cant defend yourself much...:pLike that stupid chick in the movie couldn't defend herself...Getting captured (SEVERAL times), having to wait for someone to rescue her, falling down and crying and screaming in the woods like a little bitch...Pathetic

BloodRayne wouldn't have done ANY of that stupid shit...And she did NOT need any HELP

[_____V_____]

Since we have a large ensemble cast...we could use two locations and cut back and forth. Merge the situations for the climax and stuff.

And oh yes, I d love to see BR's character modeled after Krista Allen's of Feast.;)

[_____V_____]

Like that stupid chick in the movie couldn't defend herself...Getting captured (SEVERAL times), having to wait for someone to rescue her, falling down and crying and screaming in the woods like a little bitch...Pathetic

BloodRayne wouldn't have done ANY of that stupid shit...And she did NOT need any HELP

Psht...the movie blew more truckloads than any.:rolleyes:

His movies are actually making Shyamalan's recent ones look pretty decent in comparison.

[massacre man]

Like that stupid chick in the movie couldn't defend herself...Getting captured (SEVERAL times), having to wait for someone to rescue her, falling down and crying and screaming in the woods like a little bitch...Pathetic

BloodRayne wouldn't have done ANY of that stupid shit...And she did NOT need any HELP

That how you tell bad guys EVIL, not like Spielberg stupid shows only fin, HOW YOU TELL SCARY BY FIN! Shark should fly and shoot big guns! Show it EVIL.

[massacre man]

Psht...the movie blew more truckloads than any.:rolleyes:

His movies are actually making Shyamalan's recent ones look pretty decent in comparison.

Should I make the characters act the same as in the original, do a Scary Movie thing where they're all alive for this part again?

[_____V_____]

That how you tell bad guys EVIL, not like Spielberg stupid shows only fin, HOW YOU TELL SCARY BY FIN! Shark should fly and shoot big guns! Show it EVIL.

Green Lantern series had a villian like that one. Dont remember his name.

[massacre man]

Green Lantern series had a villian like that one. Dont remember his name.

Uwe Boll was a villain on Green Lantern?

[_____V_____]

Should I make the characters act the same as in the original, do a Scary Movie thing where they're all alive for this part again?

Bleh...better to start off with the survivors. That way the continuity wont be lost.

Scary Movie...grrrrr.:mad:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

HDC movie ROCKS hard

[_____V_____]

Uwe Boll was a villain on Green Lantern?


I so wish he was, and got his butt kicked by Hal Jordan.

[_____V_____]

HDC movie ROCKS hard

See? I told ya she d change her tune.;)

[massacre man]

Bleh...better to start off with the survivors. That way the continuity wont be lost.

Scary Movie...grrrrr.:mad:

Well then there are only 4 characters, seeing as every other dog dick is licking Chop Top's plate in Hell.

[_____V_____]

Well then there are only 4 characters, seeing as every other dog dick is licking Chop Top's plate in Hell.

Hmm get some new ones in. Alky, Posh, BR, zwoti, et al.

[massacre man]

I so wish he was, and got his butt kicked by Hal Jordan.

http://krossfire.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/uwe.jpg

[_____V_____]

GRRRRRRRRR!!!


:mad: :mad: :mad:


:rolleyes:

[massacre man]

Hmm get some new ones in. Alky, Posh, BR, zwoti, et al.

ALRIGHTY! Should Zero return?

[_____V_____]

woohoo we rock!!

And of course, it wont be complete without the redhead primate in it.:D

[massacre man]

I gets really good fight and show monsterbeast EVIL.

[_____V_____]

Too bad MD's character got killed off in pt.1. We needed more of that.

(although, I wonder if you can get her to crawl out of a basement or storage shed all alive and kicking and bad-mouthing again)

[massacre man]

Too bad MD's character got killed off in pt.1. We needed more of that.

(although, I wonder if you can get her to crawl out of a basement or storage shed all alive and kicking and bad-mouthing again)

She be back knee-high boots and fishnet and all stop EVIL.
http://krossfire.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/uwe.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Too bad MD's character got killed off in pt.1. We needed more of that.

(although, I wonder if you can get her to crawl out of a basement or storage shed all alive and kicking and bad-mouthing again)
She was left for dead, but that doesn't necessarily mean that she actually died...How many more can be resurrected with that kinda loophole?

"It's okay...It's only a flesh wound" *puts head back on shoulders* :D

[massacre man]

She was left for dead, but that doesn't necessarily mean that she actually died...How many more can be resurrected with that kinda loophole?

"It's okay...It's only a flesh wound" *puts head back on shoulders* :D

You give great idea for big monsterbeast, at first I not understanding, don't say things after lose head, then I am knowing it joke, that something EVIL.
http://krossfire.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/uwe.jpg

[_____V_____]

GRRRRRRRRR!! not him!:mad:

And for MD...we can say...

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/bof/bof_shot7l.jpg

[massacre man]

GRRRRRRRRR!! not him!:mad:

And for MD...we can say...

http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/bof/bof_shot7l.jpg

What? I acting!

[_____V_____]

Ok good. But NOT him, ffs!!:mad:

[_____V_____]

Hmm we need Dante as Sgt Rock with a bazooka over one shoulder and a cig in mouth. Possibly Bruce Willis in Grindhouse sorta stuff.

[massacre man]

Ok good. But NOT him, ffs!!:mad:

Alright, should I make a new topic when I start this or make people dig?

[massacre man]

Hmm we need Dante as Sgt Rock with a bazooka over one shoulder and a cig in mouth.

He EVIL???????

[_____V_____]

New topic. HDC the Movie sequel.

:cool:

[_____V_____]

He EVIL???????


Badass evil.

[massacre man]

Badass evil.

Him hard fuck ass girls!

http://krossfire.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/uwe.jpg

[_____V_____]

Uggggggggggg...not HIM again!!!:mad: :mad:

[massacre man]

Uggggggggggg...not HIM again!!!:mad: :mad:

I'm laughing my ass off at that picture for some reason tonight. Picturing him saying "He hard fuck ass girls!" almost killed me. I'm a bit off tonight.

[GorePhobia]

I def. wanna be in the sequel. :)

[ferretchucker]

Okay, how about this. I'm in it, I'm an insane guy who lives in a windmill and splice pets with ferrets to make my own evil ferret army thing. I will be in this one! No matter what! (yes i had a cameo with zero in the last one but that doesn't count).

[Dudeman]

Yeah, make a new thread for the sequel.

Throwing rocks at squirrels in my back yard is a plus also(goddamn squirrels).

Oh yeah, Uwe Boll is gay.

[massacre man]

So cast of characters at the moment.

Massacre Man-Footless, 1 eye, broken arm.
Illdojo-Mere inches away from hungry zombies.
Doc Faustus-Survived a zombie outbreak, Now somewhat famous.
Murderdoll-She WILL be back.
Zero-Fuckin' monkey.
Posher-Upstanding young man
Bloodrayne-The mother of all fears
Zwoti-A wise scholar with a darkside
Gorephobia-Lead singer of the local folk band
__V__-Badass news reporter.

Anybody else?

[Dudeman]

Me- The drunk new guy.

[novakru]

I'd like to play the female that gets killed in an amazingly gruesome way in the first scenes:cool:

[massacre man]

Me- The drunk new guy.

Dudeman-Bar-Fly, got it.

[massacre man]

I'd like to play the female that gets killed in an amazingly gruesome way in the first scenes:cool:

Comin' up.

I've got some cool (I think) ideas for 2-Character stories. One for Me/Zero, Zwoti/Novarku, and Illdojo/Murderdoll.

[horrorobsessed]

if needed........


another female victim

don't care how i die as long as it's cool

[massacre man]

if needed........


another female victim

don't care how i die as long as it's cool

Sure, anything with a vagina is welcome, there were 2 girls in the last one and one was completely made up.

[alkytrio666]

Hmm get some new ones in. Alky, Posh, BR, zwoti, et al.
Ooo! Ooo! Yeah, I wanna part!

[massacre man]

Ooo! Ooo! Yeah, I wanna part!

Your character?